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Gypsy Rose B thinks everything is a strapless evening gown.
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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago
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Nice to see you occasionally commenting again...i've been on here a little more frequently..lately... How goes it? Hope all has been good for you :o) ~JAGS~ (formerly Phantom Chicken)


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Yo Gyps...you don't happen to have a Twitter account do you?


Stephen - over 4 years ago
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Is that a dragonfly?


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Sorry I think that idea had some problems.


SuperJaneEyre - over 4 years ago
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Hi there! :)


Classicats - over 4 years ago
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I just saw the picture you posted of Trace on FB.


Daniel Wood - almost 5 years ago
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Awesome choices on the favorites :)


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Hello! THANK U! Hello...Gypsy--needed 2 just send a huge THANK U! Hello! Seriously though... your reminder of that line prompted me 2 seek out the clip where they just have that scene & It has proven 2 really make me giggle myself into a stupor. U have no idea how MUCH I needed that as of late. A true stress/depression buster. So, THANK U! And HELLO! Thank u. hello. THANK U!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Werewolf
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  2. The Final Sacrifice
    704
  3. Zombie Nightmare
    282
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    295
  5. Radar Secret Service
    205
  6. Lost Continent
    229
  7. The Starfighters
    218
  8. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  9. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  10. Devil Fish
    235
  11. Beginning of the End
    245
  12. Night of the Blood Beast
    290
  13. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  14. Alien from L.A.
    256
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    259
  16. The Unearthly
    180
  17. Jungle Goddess
    169
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    211
  19. The Undead
    225
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  21. Eegah
    361
  22. The Sinister Urge
    201
  23. Teenage Strangler
    293
  24. The Atomic Brain
    154
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  26. Space Mutiny
    842
  27. Riding with Death
    359
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  29. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  30. The Brute Man
    199
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    434
  32. San Francisco International
    244
  33. The Creeping Terror
    234
  34. Being from Another Planet
    178
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  36. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  37. Escape 2000
    237
  38. The Skydivers
    248
  39. Angels' Revenge
    193
  40. The Dead Talk Back
    262
  41. Jack Frost
    297
  42. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  43. The Killer Shrews
    232
  44. Ring of Terror
    178
  45. Gunslinger
    148

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301 - Cave Dwellers - about 6 years ago
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Apparently Miles O'Keefe was amused by this episode. He knew the film was cheesy and enjoyed it being skewered.


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - about 5 years ago
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1:22:32 -- Arrghh!! Johnny Cash didn't write "Ring of Fire." June Carter Cash wrote it! Tsk!


814 - Riding with Death - about 4 years ago
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So does Turkey Volume Guessing Man use frozen turkeys or live turkeys as his unit of measure?


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 5 years ago
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Call me weird, but I think the Selling Wizard girl is hot :)

But then, I thought the same about Judy--the "squishy" girl from Young Man's Fancy :D


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago
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So, I just had a flashback to a disturbing thing from my childhood. The bellybutton bit at the beginning reminded me of a very strange and kind of upsetting children's book about a kid who was born without a bellybutton and went to a factory to get one.

I can't be the only person who read that book or thought it was weird.


That trailer, though....
Forum - about 1 year ago
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I just saw a trailer for the reboot with cinematics. Seeing Crow stand up higher in the theatre, seeing Tom's hoverskirt working, but still seeming to be the same feel of the series? I knew this was going to be good! The trailer can be found here, and it makes me all the more confident we did the right thing! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ct0Z2bQndM


Public Service Announcement
Forum - about 1 year ago
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So Rifftrax.com just dropped "Ator, The Fighting Eagle," AKA the movie to which episode 301, "Cave Dwellers," is a sequel, for those interested but not enough to get Rifftrax's emails. (: Enjoy! Or not. The choice...is yours.


mst3k 2017
Forum - over 1 year ago
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what happened to the new episodes? their kick start raised enough money and now I cant find anything about it anywhere


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This episode is always so comforting to come back to. It's all beige and homey...


702 - The Brute Man - over 5 years ago
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That moment when the chicken talks suggestively to the narrator may be the single creepiest moment in any of these shorts.


So let me get this straight...
407 - The Killer Shrews - over 2 years ago
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The problem is the growing threat of overpopulation. The doc's solution is to slow down human metabolism so we consume fewer resources. (Really, this would only affect food consumption.) Put aside for the moment that he can do so without reducing activity level. (Which is either a direct self-contradiction or what he really means is that he's increasing efficiency.) The side effects of his plan are, he tells us, twofold. First, humans will be half their present size. (Which means the next step of his plan will be to convince the entire human race to choose to have dwarf children.) The second is that the human lifespan will be doubled. (Er, doc? I thought the point of this exercise was to address overpopulation. You don't see any problem...? No? Okay, then...) His method for bringing on this massive change in biology is breeding. (Which, in the case of humans, means eugenics. So maybe, instead of a species-wide breeding program, it would be simpler and easier to just convince the entire human race to limit themselves to two children per couple?) He's chosen shrews as his test subjects because their two-week life cycle allows him to rapidly advance his breeding program. (The nine months he's been at this translates into roughly 18 generations, then? If you're so worried about the looming threat, maybe you should try for a solution that won't take centuries to implement?) Unfortunately, in the course of his experiments to make animals smaller and less hungry (which he says have been successful) , he somehow produced a generation of mutants that grew to 20 times the size of their parents (how does that work?) while remaining just as ravenous as the creatures he started out with in the first place. Also, they're immune to poison. In fact, they can drink it up, store it in their saliva glands (which were never designed to do any such thing), and keep it in their mouths for days without ever running out. A poison, mind you, which is so deadly that a mere scratch will kill an adult human in about a minute. Oh, and also, despite the whole point being to reduce their metabolism, they're no longer nocturnal, and will hunt night and day even as they starve to death. But, while they will turn upon each other, they'll only do so as an absolute last resort, which means that they'll first hunt down the last remaining food on the island, and not even bother going after the corpses of their own, which said food has killed.

Is that about right? Did I miss anything? No wonder the spineless ex-fiancée drank so much.


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"Let me..." Entertain you!


609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago
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How solid is a skydiving based economy?


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And for medium-sized kids go to med school!


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 6 years ago
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Triumph of the Bread!


602 - Invasion USA - about 6 years ago
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I can't stress 'unemotional' enough.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 6 years ago
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A dramatization of the Lutheran attitude towards sex.


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 6 years ago
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You know, that may not really be Chinese.


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Have you tried Windows 95?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 6 years ago
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The haunting "Torgo Theme".


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 5 years ago
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I wonder what other names Touch Connors considered before he settled on 'Touch'?


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Would the esteemed senator please SCOOTCH OVER?


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 5 years ago
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I'd like to apologize in advance for our wedding night.