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Gypsy Rose B thinks everything is a strapless evening gown.
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Yo Gyps...you don't happen to have a Twitter account do you?


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Stephen - almost 3 years ago

Is that a dragonfly?


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Sorry I think that idea had some problems.


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SuperJaneEyre - about 3 years ago

Hi there! :)


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I just saw the picture you posted of Trace on FB.


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Daniel Wood - over 3 years ago

Awesome choices on the favorites :)


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Hello! THANK U! Hello...Gypsy--needed 2 just send a huge THANK U! Hello! Seriously though... your reminder of that line prompted me 2 seek out the clip where they just have that scene & It has proven 2 really make me giggle myself into a stupor. U have no idea how MUCH I needed that as of late. A true stress/depression buster. So, THANK U! And HELLO! Thank u. hello. THANK U!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Werewolf
    451
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    640
  3. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    265
  5. Radar Secret Service
    172
  6. Lost Continent
    206
  7. The Starfighters
    188
  8. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  9. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  10. Devil Fish
    211
  11. Beginning of the End
    227
  12. Night of the Blood Beast
    255
  13. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  14. Alien from L.A.
    233
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  16. The Unearthly
    163
  17. Jungle Goddess
    144
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  19. The Undead
    199
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  21. Eegah
    330
  22. The Sinister Urge
    179
  23. Teenage Strangler
    268
  24. The Atomic Brain
    133
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  26. Space Mutiny
    776
  27. Riding with Death
    330
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  29. The Giant Spider Invasion
    285
  30. The Brute Man
    171
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  32. San Francisco International
    212
  33. The Creeping Terror
    212
  34. Being from Another Planet
    157
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  36. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  37. Escape 2000
    207
  38. The Skydivers
    219
  39. Angels' Revenge
    174
  40. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  41. Jack Frost
    264
  42. Colossus and the Headhunters
    149
  43. The Killer Shrews
    209
  44. Ring of Terror
    159

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12 days of MSTmas (take 2)
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Forum - about 3 years ago

Here are the new rules, y'all:

As per the suggestion of Daiquiri, I'm going to post 12 sub-threads on this thread that are numbered and each will be for the corresponding line to the song. Y'all post your suggestions for what you think each one should be and I'll put together the ones with the most laughs into the song! (Yay, teamwork!)


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This episode is always so comforting to come back to. It's all beige and homey...


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 4 years ago

That moment when the chicken talks suggestively to the narrator may be the single creepiest moment in any of these shorts.


So let me get this straight...
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407 - The Killer Shrews - 12 months ago

The problem is the growing threat of overpopulation. The doc's solution is to slow down human metabolism so we consume fewer resources. (Really, this would only affect food consumption.) Put aside for the moment that he can do so without reducing activity level. (Which is either a direct self-contradiction or what he really means is that he's increasing efficiency.) The side effects of his plan are, he tells us, twofold. First, humans will be half their present size. (Which means the next step of his plan will be to convince the entire human race to choose to have dwarf children.) The second is that the human lifespan will be doubled. (Er, doc? I thought the point of this exercise was to address overpopulation. You don't see any problem...? No? Okay, then...) His method for bringing on this massive change in biology is breeding. (Which, in the case of humans, means eugenics. So maybe, instead of a species-wide breeding program, it would be simpler and easier to just convince the entire human race to limit themselves to two children per couple?) He's chosen shrews as his test subjects because their two-week life cycle allows him to rapidly advance his breeding program. (The nine months he's been at this translates into roughly 18 generations, then? If you're so worried about the looming threat, maybe you should try for a solution that won't take centuries to implement?) Unfortunately, in the course of his experiments to make animals smaller and less hungry (which he says have been successful) , he somehow produced a generation of mutants that grew to 20 times the size of their parents (how does that work?) while remaining just as ravenous as the creatures he started out with in the first place. Also, they're immune to poison. In fact, they can drink it up, store it in their saliva glands (which were never designed to do any such thing), and keep it in their mouths for days without ever running out. A poison, mind you, which is so deadly that a mere scratch will kill an adult human in about a minute. Oh, and also, despite the whole point being to reduce their metabolism, they're no longer nocturnal, and will hunt night and day even as they starve to death. But, while they will turn upon each other, they'll only do so as an absolute last resort, which means that they'll first hunt down the last remaining food on the island, and not even bother going after the corpses of their own, which said food has killed.

Is that about right? Did I miss anything? No wonder the spineless ex-fiancée drank so much.


Rock Climbing
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Forum - 5 months ago

Rock Climbing, guys. Rock climbing.


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206 - Ring of Terror - almost 5 years ago

The actor who played Lewis was 42 when this was filmed!


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622 - Angels' Revenge - over 2 years ago

Watched this one with my bf and a friend tonight. My friend had the frightening realization that this movie passes the Bechdel test.

Um...Girl power?


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago

Servo's crush bit on Gypsy... so precious 2 me. I can't help but laugh & feel sad at the same time. My God, hilarious esp when he calls her "Gys-py" OMG, seriously, sweetly precious!!!!!!!!


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517 - Beginning of the End - about 3 years ago

Being from Illinois, what really cracks me up is when Mike says "Guys, this is so NOT Illinois" and "That's one of my favorite mountains in Illinois." Comedy gold!


Pssst...
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Forum - 6 months ago

Hey gang!

I'm back because I finally have a working computer again! This means I can fall asleep to episodes of my favorite tv show once more.

During the time I was gone I became a rabid devotee of the podcast the Flophouse, which I'm sure has been getting some mention here lately what with Elliott Kalan being announced as the head writer for the MST reboot. I'd advise everyone to check it out because I really feel it is the spiritual successor to our beloved show. That said, it is not as family friendly as MST (at all) so consume by yourself before sharing with others.

Hope all is well, riff friends. I've missed this place!


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

That whole movie has a 3 Stooges feel about it.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago

Oh wow...I just got one of the jokes from the "Bitter Sweethearts" bit. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't "It's blue" refer to a positive pregnancy test?


Recent Riffs

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909 - Gorgo - almost 5 years ago

McRoar! O'Growl!


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609 - The Skydivers - almost 4 years ago

How solid is a skydiving based economy?


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And for medium-sized kids go to med school!


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618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago

Triumph of the Bread!


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602 - Invasion USA - almost 5 years ago

I can't stress 'unemotional' enough.


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A dramatization of the Lutheran attitude towards sex.


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You know, that may not really be Chinese.


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Have you tried Windows 95?


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 5 years ago

The haunting "Torgo Theme".


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 4 years ago

I wonder what other names Touch Connors considered before he settled on 'Touch'?


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Would the esteemed senator please SCOOTCH OVER?


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I'd like to apologize in advance for our wedding night.