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Gypsy Rose B thinks everything is a strapless evening gown.
In Middle O' Nowhere, IL, USA
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Yo Gyps...you don't happen to have a Twitter account do you?


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Stephen - about 3 years ago

Is that a dragonfly?


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Sorry I think that idea had some problems.


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SuperJaneEyre - over 3 years ago

Hi there! :)


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I just saw the picture you posted of Trace on FB.


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Daniel Wood - over 3 years ago

Awesome choices on the favorites :)


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Hello! THANK U! Hello...Gypsy--needed 2 just send a huge THANK U! Hello! Seriously though... your reminder of that line prompted me 2 seek out the clip where they just have that scene & It has proven 2 really make me giggle myself into a stupor. U have no idea how MUCH I needed that as of late. A true stress/depression buster. So, THANK U! And HELLO! Thank u. hello. THANK U!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Werewolf
    463
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  3. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  5. Radar Secret Service
    180
  6. Lost Continent
    212
  7. The Starfighters
    202
  8. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  9. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  10. Devil Fish
    223
  11. Beginning of the End
    232
  12. Night of the Blood Beast
    267
  13. Earth vs. the Spider
    167
  14. Alien from L.A.
    242
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  16. The Unearthly
    170
  17. Jungle Goddess
    149
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    188
  19. The Undead
    207
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    268
  21. Eegah
    341
  22. The Sinister Urge
    187
  23. Teenage Strangler
    276
  24. The Atomic Brain
    138
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  26. Space Mutiny
    794
  27. Riding with Death
    338
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  29. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  30. The Brute Man
    180
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  32. San Francisco International
    225
  33. The Creeping Terror
    219
  34. Being from Another Planet
    164
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    133
  36. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  37. Escape 2000
    216
  38. The Skydivers
    228
  39. Angels' Revenge
    183
  40. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  41. Jack Frost
    280
  42. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  43. The Killer Shrews
    214
  44. Ring of Terror
    163

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12 days of MSTmas (take 2)
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Forum - over 3 years ago

Here are the new rules, y'all:

As per the suggestion of Daiquiri, I'm going to post 12 sub-threads on this thread that are numbered and each will be for the corresponding line to the song. Y'all post your suggestions for what you think each one should be and I'll put together the ones with the most laughs into the song! (Yay, teamwork!)


That trailer, though....
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Forum - about 1 month ago

I just saw a trailer for the reboot with cinematics. Seeing Crow stand up higher in the theatre, seeing Tom's hoverskirt working, but still seeming to be the same feel of the series? I knew this was going to be good! The trailer can be found here, and it makes me all the more confident we did the right thing! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ct0Z2bQndM


Public Service Announcement
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Forum - about 2 months ago

So Rifftrax.com just dropped "Ator, The Fighting Eagle," AKA the movie to which episode 301, "Cave Dwellers," is a sequel, for those interested but not enough to get Rifftrax's emails. (: Enjoy! Or not. The choice...is yours.


mst3k 2017
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Forum - 3 months ago

what happened to the new episodes? their kick start raised enough money and now I cant find anything about it anywhere


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This episode is always so comforting to come back to. It's all beige and homey...


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702 - The Brute Man - about 4 years ago

That moment when the chicken talks suggestively to the narrator may be the single creepiest moment in any of these shorts.


So let me get this straight...
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407 - The Killer Shrews - about 1 year ago

The problem is the growing threat of overpopulation. The doc's solution is to slow down human metabolism so we consume fewer resources. (Really, this would only affect food consumption.) Put aside for the moment that he can do so without reducing activity level. (Which is either a direct self-contradiction or what he really means is that he's increasing efficiency.) The side effects of his plan are, he tells us, twofold. First, humans will be half their present size. (Which means the next step of his plan will be to convince the entire human race to choose to have dwarf children.) The second is that the human lifespan will be doubled. (Er, doc? I thought the point of this exercise was to address overpopulation. You don't see any problem...? No? Okay, then...) His method for bringing on this massive change in biology is breeding. (Which, in the case of humans, means eugenics. So maybe, instead of a species-wide breeding program, it would be simpler and easier to just convince the entire human race to limit themselves to two children per couple?) He's chosen shrews as his test subjects because their two-week life cycle allows him to rapidly advance his breeding program. (The nine months he's been at this translates into roughly 18 generations, then? If you're so worried about the looming threat, maybe you should try for a solution that won't take centuries to implement?) Unfortunately, in the course of his experiments to make animals smaller and less hungry (which he says have been successful) , he somehow produced a generation of mutants that grew to 20 times the size of their parents (how does that work?) while remaining just as ravenous as the creatures he started out with in the first place. Also, they're immune to poison. In fact, they can drink it up, store it in their saliva glands (which were never designed to do any such thing), and keep it in their mouths for days without ever running out. A poison, mind you, which is so deadly that a mere scratch will kill an adult human in about a minute. Oh, and also, despite the whole point being to reduce their metabolism, they're no longer nocturnal, and will hunt night and day even as they starve to death. But, while they will turn upon each other, they'll only do so as an absolute last resort, which means that they'll first hunt down the last remaining food on the island, and not even bother going after the corpses of their own, which said food has killed.

Is that about right? Did I miss anything? No wonder the spineless ex-fiancée drank so much.


Rock Climbing
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Forum - 8 months ago

Rock Climbing, guys. Rock climbing.


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206 - Ring of Terror - about 5 years ago

The actor who played Lewis was 42 when this was filmed!


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622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 3 years ago

Watched this one with my bf and a friend tonight. My friend had the frightening realization that this movie passes the Bechdel test.

Um...Girl power?


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 3 years ago

Servo's crush bit on Gypsy... so precious 2 me. I can't help but laugh & feel sad at the same time. My God, hilarious esp when he calls her "Gys-py" OMG, seriously, sweetly precious!!!!!!!!


Recent Riffs

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909 - Gorgo - about 5 years ago

McRoar! O'Growl!


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 2 months ago

"Let me..." Entertain you!


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609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago

How solid is a skydiving based economy?


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And for medium-sized kids go to med school!


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618 - High School Big Shot - almost 5 years ago

Triumph of the Bread!


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602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago

I can't stress 'unemotional' enough.


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805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 5 years ago

A dramatization of the Lutheran attitude towards sex.


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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago

You know, that may not really be Chinese.


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Have you tried Windows 95?


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 5 years ago

The haunting "Torgo Theme".


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 4 years ago

I wonder what other names Touch Connors considered before he settled on 'Touch'?


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Would the esteemed senator please SCOOTCH OVER?