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Ryan J.
In Hackettstown, New Jersey, USA

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  2. Soultaker
    364
  3. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  4. Pod People
    550
  5. The Touch of Satan
    334
  6. Santa Claus
    286
  7. Space Mutiny
    874
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  9. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  10. The Beatniks
    181
  11. Prince of Space
    451
  12. Jack Frost
    324
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276

Recent Comments with recent replies

910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 6 years ago
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I'm proud to say that, thanks to this episode, my mom is now an MST3K fan. :)


9 laughs

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A Yo-Yo Ma halftime show would be epic.


1012 - Squirm - over 6 years ago
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First this guy hallucinates a talking spring, then he starts rambling incoherently to his friends about how awesome springs are and how the world is made of them...is this short really about springs, or is it an anti-drug PSA?


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 7 years ago
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Was this supposed to be a Kitty Reid vehicle?


821 - Time Chasers - over 6 years ago
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The first two acts of this movie feels like what would happen if a bunch of non-actors with no budget got together and re-enacted Back to the Future Part II.


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Best Self Riffs

I’m talking about funny film lines that probably weren’t meant to be funny.

My example: Superman II: Superman has just been downed by the evil kryptonians and a randome guy from the crowd yells “They killed Superman… Let’s get em!”

I laughed for fifteen minutes straight. Give me your favorites.


Forum - over 6 years ago
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So, I was in my friend's car the other day and that horrible Lisa Loeb song was on one of her mix CDs. I nearly burst out laughing when I heard it because all I could picture was Bridget in that goofy getup in the Hexfield View Screen.

Anyone have a similar experience with a real life thing referenced in MST? Have we all gone completely mad, or just I?


821 - Time Chasers - over 6 years ago
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The sound effect at 3:40 reminded me of smashing things with a crowbar in Half-Life. :)


Forum - over 6 years ago
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New: Add your location to your MSTie profile. Search for MSTies by location in the MSTies section. Who knows, maybe a MSTie meetup will happen.


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Does anyone live in the PA area?


Recent Riffs

1001 - Soultaker - over 6 years ago
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"'Keep out'? Ah, foiled again."


1001 - Soultaker - over 6 years ago
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Yeah, sorry I kept a lookout for the psycho killer.


K04 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 6 years ago
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"Operation Rear-View Mirror is at an end." Now on to Operation Fuzzy Dice.


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 7 years ago
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Enhance your moody soundtrack music with Tiny Fart Sounds!!!


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 7 years ago
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...Hahahahaah, and then he died!!!