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800 lb. gorilla - over 2 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    279
  2. The Violent Years
    161
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  4. Jungle Goddess
    178
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  7. The Leech Woman
    222
  8. The Sinister Urge
    207
  9. Eegah
    370
  10. Cave Dwellers
    413
  11. Fugitive Alien
    313
  12. Beginning of the End
    252
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    203
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  15. Gorgo
    162
  16. The Black Scorpion
    113
  17. King Dinosaur
    191
  18. The Mole People
    189
  19. The Slime People
    120
  20. Pod People
    535
  21. The Killer Shrews
    243
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  32. Gamera
    228
  33. The Undead
    231
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  36. The Sidehackers
    195
  37. The Beatniks
    177
  38. The Hellcats
    108
  39. Wild Rebels
    156
  40. Teenage Strangler
    301
  41. 12 to the Moon
    193
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  44. Rocketship X-M
    271
  45. Lost Continent
    233
  46. Prince of Space
    441
  47. Time of the Apes
    257
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    147
  49. Stranded in Space
    123
  50. It Conquered the World
    270
  51. The Unearthly
    188
  52. Tormented
    215
  53. City Limits
    162
  54. Being from Another Planet
    186
  55. Being from Another Planet
    186
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  57. Hercules Unchained
    174
  58. Crash of the Moons
    162
  59. Space Travelers
    144
  60. Devil Doll
    236
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  62. Master Ninja I
    243
  63. Robot Monster
    145
  64. The Crawling Hand
    150
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  67. Mighty Jack
    162
  68. The Creeping Terror
    238
  69. Ring of Terror
    184
  70. Radar Secret Service
    210
  71. The Rebel Set
    154
  72. Bloodlust
    176
  73. The Crawling Eye
    249
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
  75. Riding with Death
    379
  76. Time Chasers
    418
  77. Puma Man
    495
  78. The Deadly Bees
    207
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  81. The Atomic Brain
    161
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  83. Bride of the Monster
    222
  84. The Mad Monster
    133
  85. Robot Holocaust
    145
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  89. Hobgoblins
    373
  90. Santa Claus
    276
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    210
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  99. The Skydivers
    260
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  103. The Magic Sword
    197
  104. San Francisco International
    249
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  108. Teenage Caveman
    147
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    149
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  113. Hercules
    149
  114. Project Moonbase
    107
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    161
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  118. High School Big Shot
    178
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  120. Invasion USA
    168
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  122. Angels' Revenge
    198
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204

Recent Comments with recent replies

it's only been 25 years
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 10 months ago
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oh yeah, the commercials on this archived time capsule are worth the price of admission


size matters
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hmm, so Jet Jagoff can make himself bigger to fight Megalon. But why does he stop growing at the same size? Why not be twice as big?


Where do we go from here?
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My disdain for the latter and, certainly, the new seasons is no secret. It's like the 'extended pun' of the invention exchange ad infinitum, ad nauseum. So, here's the set-up. Joel's great-grandchild, Joel IV, is about to premier Season 87. Given the current MST3k trend, possible technological advancements, the weather on Mars or whatever...what would the new season look like? Include characters, films, formats or anything else considered apropos. My analyst said I should face my worst nightmares.


NCNL XVI or thereabouts
Forum - about 2 months ago
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The New Characters
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Hey, what's everyone's opinions on the new characters introduced to the satellite of Love that have gotten more attention lately? I really love the designs of Growler and Mr. Waverly. And honestly, I really love Growler's character a lot. I may be partial because of his puppetry work, but I just really love him!


Forum - 2 months ago
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What would be your favorite episode through Season 10 currently under 160 laughs. I know I'm in minority but mine would be Lassie. I really liked it much more than I thought I would.


601 - Girls Town - 4 months ago
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This one has something for every creep on your list


Riff of the Day (now that football season is upon us)
Forum - 5 months ago
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I just get the feeling you're not READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAALL!

Laserblast


コメントしないでください。ラリーをしないでください。( + )
Forum - 5 months ago
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ルールは非常にクリアです!拒否しないでください!

私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています。


Recent Riffs

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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - 4 months ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - 4 months ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - 5 months ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - 6 months ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - 6 months ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.


415 - The Beatniks - 8 months ago
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Hi! I'm here for my prostate exam, and I brought some my friends with me.


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...and what about Naomi?


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i'm gonna go spank myself