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800 lb. gorilla - about 3 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    284
  2. The Violent Years
    167
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  4. Jungle Goddess
    184
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  7. The Leech Woman
    233
  8. The Sinister Urge
    211
  9. Eegah
    380
  10. Cave Dwellers
    423
  11. Fugitive Alien
    324
  12. Beginning of the End
    257
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  15. Gorgo
    168
  16. The Black Scorpion
    119
  17. King Dinosaur
    198
  18. The Mole People
    198
  19. The Slime People
    122
  20. Pod People
    554
  21. The Killer Shrews
    250
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    170
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    146
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    242
  32. Gamera
    239
  33. The Undead
    237
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  36. The Sidehackers
    205
  37. The Beatniks
    182
  38. The Hellcats
    111
  39. Wild Rebels
    163
  40. Teenage Strangler
    306
  41. 12 to the Moon
    199
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  44. Rocketship X-M
    278
  45. Lost Continent
    240
  46. Prince of Space
    449
  47. Time of the Apes
    270
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  49. Stranded in Space
    126
  50. It Conquered the World
    281
  51. The Unearthly
    197
  52. Tormented
    218
  53. City Limits
    168
  54. Being from Another Planet
    193
  55. Being from Another Planet
    193
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  57. Hercules Unchained
    179
  58. Crash of the Moons
    168
  59. Space Travelers
    148
  60. Devil Doll
    242
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  62. Master Ninja I
    249
  63. Robot Monster
    152
  64. The Crawling Hand
    157
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  67. Mighty Jack
    168
  68. The Creeping Terror
    244
  69. Ring of Terror
    188
  70. Radar Secret Service
    219
  71. The Rebel Set
    156
  72. Bloodlust
    183
  73. The Crawling Eye
    256
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  75. Riding with Death
    381
  76. Time Chasers
    424
  77. Puma Man
    503
  78. The Deadly Bees
    212
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  81. The Atomic Brain
    165
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  83. Bride of the Monster
    230
  84. The Mad Monster
    137
  85. Robot Holocaust
    153
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  89. Hobgoblins
    383
  90. Santa Claus
    286
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  99. The Skydivers
    267
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  103. The Magic Sword
    204
  104. San Francisco International
    258
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  108. Teenage Caveman
    149
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  113. Hercules
    151
  114. Project Moonbase
    113
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  118. High School Big Shot
    185
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  120. Invasion USA
    172
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  122. Angels' Revenge
    204
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212

Recent Comments with recent replies

NCNL XIIX
Forum - 6 days ago
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Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.


NCNL XIVX
Forum - 18 days ago
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After the "down to the wire" head to head on the last contest, here's something to bring you down to earth.


Objectification
518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago
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The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants


Forum - about 1 month ago
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1st time ln the forum . . . love MST 1-10 . . not so sure of the new stuff . . or is it just me???


Happy 420 Day Everyone :o)
Forum - 3 months ago
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May your bowl never be empty...


a bleak tragedy
Forum - 5 months ago
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This is more of a rant than a thread, so forgive me. The Turner Classic Movies channel scraped the very bottom of the barrel last week in screening, "Marooned", better known as that stinker episode #401, "Space Travelers". And how do you think 'Rotten Tomatoes' rates this piece of cinematic phlegm? A mind-boggling 100%! Mon Dieu! The Oscar-winning, "My Fair Lady", only rates a 96%! Who could have thought there was such a piece of celluloid perfection gracing the screens of MST3k, with only 147 laighs?!


NCNL #5
Forum - 5 months ago
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Rules back in play as March has 31 days. Chastisement awaits.....


Like Joel better?
Forum - 6 months ago
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Is there anyone who likes Joel better than Mike? Most people seem to prefer Mike.


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Flora got booty!


How is the new show?
Forum - 5 months ago
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Now that the new MST3K has had 2 seasons, what do you think of it? Is it a worthy revival?


Forum - 5 months ago
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RIP Peter Tork. I watched most if not all "The Monkees" eps via reruns growing up(Heck I even liked the movie "Head}. He seemed to be a nice, mellow guy. One of the worst things about getting older is your fam dying and seeing people you watched as a youth dying. I really liked Mr. Tork.


Recent Riffs

502 - Hercules - 5 months ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - 10 months ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - 10 months ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - 11 months ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - 12 months ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - 12 months ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.


415 - The Beatniks - about 1 year ago
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Hi! I'm here for my prostate exam, and I brought some my friends with me.