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800 lb. gorilla - over 5 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  2. 12 to the Moon
    223
  3. Girls Town
    319
  4. The Violent Years
    181
  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  6. Jungle Goddess
    201
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  9. The Leech Woman
    255
  10. The Sinister Urge
    230
  11. Eegah
    416
  12. Cave Dwellers
    467
  13. Fugitive Alien
    351
  14. Beginning of the End
    291
  15. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  16. Gorgo
    188
  17. The Black Scorpion
    134
  18. King Dinosaur
    211
  19. The Mole People
    222
  20. The Slime People
    130
  21. The Killer Shrews
    270
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    343
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  32. Gamera
    269
  33. The Undead
    257
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    365
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  36. Teenage Strangler
    338
  37. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  39. Rocketship X-M
    304
  40. Lost Continent
    269
  41. Prince of Space
    494
  42. Time of the Apes
    297
  43. It Conquered the World
    302
  44. The Unearthly
    213
  45. Being from Another Planet
    206
  46. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  47. Hercules Unchained
    205
  48. Crash of the Moons
    180
  49. Space Travelers
    160
  50. Devil Doll
    263
  51. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  52. Master Ninja I
    275
  53. Robot Monster
    161
  54. The Crawling Hand
    172
  55. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  57. Mighty Jack
    182
  58. The Creeping Terror
    271
  59. Ring of Terror
    204
  60. Radar Secret Service
    236
  61. The Rebel Set
    170
  62. Bloodlust
    196
  63. The Crawling Eye
    284
  64. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  65. Riding with Death
    426
  66. Time Chasers
    471
  67. Puma Man
    561
  68. The Deadly Bees
    238
  69. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  70. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  71. The Atomic Brain
    178
  72. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  73. Bride of the Monster
    254
  74. The Mad Monster
    150
  75. Robot Holocaust
    173
  76. Zombie Nightmare
    327
  77. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  78. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  79. Hobgoblins
    423
  80. Santa Claus
    316
  81. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  82. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  83. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  84. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  85. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  86. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  88. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  89. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  90. The Skydivers
    285
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  92. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  93. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  94. The Magic Sword
    217
  95. San Francisco International
    287
  96. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  98. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  99. Teenage Caveman
    161
  100. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  101. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  102. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  104. Hercules
    165
  105. Project Moonbase
    125
  106. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  107. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  108. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  109. High School Big Shot
    203
  110. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  111. Invasion USA
    190
  112. City Limits
    183

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113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 5 years ago
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ah, Mara Corday, my scorpion/tarantula maiden and 1958 Playboy centerfold


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 4 years ago
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nobody gets the moyl joke


Sex with?
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


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For all of those that haven't experienced the late stages of a psychedelic night comedown, I offer Lycan Colony as a dang close likeness to the real thing. Just bizarre.


it's only been 25 years
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 3 years ago
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oh yeah, the commercials on this archived time capsule are worth the price of admission


Hey......
Forum - about 1 year ago
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..whatcha doooin'?


NCNL Next week
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Next week's NCNL is from The Tingler! No comments/no laughs.


Most Famous Actor In An MST3K Film?
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Gene Hackman? Ann Margret? Darth Vader's voice actor? Kim Cattrall?


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Does anyone know which “artist” has appeared the most on MST3K? Bert I Gordon, Roger Corman, and Bela Lugosi all have several eps each. Just wondered if anyone has done the math on this....


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 1 year ago
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yeah, this is a tough one


Fav episode? Hidden gem?
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Hey friends! What episodes do you consider underrated? Is there any particular one you always show first to friends?


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 year ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary.
Future not available in Africa, India, Central and South America.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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What she sees in men, i'll never know. Well, let's go savage the new girl.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago
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Gamera
Bill Gamera


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 1 year ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 2 years ago
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Trevor, the whisper thin cop.


302 - Gamera - almost 2 years ago
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"He has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic."
Like McDonalds!


302 - Gamera - almost 2 years ago
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"Daddy, Kenny's taken some food for his turtle again."
Hit'im! Hit'im now!


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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - almost 3 years ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 3 years ago
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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 3 years ago
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Ah, the Walmart family.