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800 lb. gorilla - over 3 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    284
  2. The Violent Years
    168
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  4. Jungle Goddess
    186
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  7. The Leech Woman
    235
  8. The Sinister Urge
    215
  9. Eegah
    386
  10. Cave Dwellers
    430
  11. Fugitive Alien
    327
  12. Beginning of the End
    262
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  15. Gorgo
    171
  16. The Black Scorpion
    123
  17. King Dinosaur
    202
  18. The Mole People
    199
  19. The Slime People
    124
  20. Pod People
    560
  21. The Killer Shrews
    252
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  32. Gamera
    242
  33. The Undead
    239
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  36. The Sidehackers
    206
  37. The Beatniks
    184
  38. The Hellcats
    113
  39. Wild Rebels
    166
  40. Teenage Strangler
    309
  41. 12 to the Moon
    201
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  44. Rocketship X-M
    280
  45. Lost Continent
    244
  46. Prince of Space
    453
  47. Time of the Apes
    276
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  49. Stranded in Space
    129
  50. It Conquered the World
    286
  51. The Unearthly
    200
  52. Tormented
    220
  53. City Limits
    169
  54. Being from Another Planet
    195
  55. Being from Another Planet
    195
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  57. Hercules Unchained
    181
  58. Crash of the Moons
    171
  59. Space Travelers
    152
  60. Devil Doll
    243
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  62. Master Ninja I
    253
  63. Robot Monster
    153
  64. The Crawling Hand
    161
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  67. Mighty Jack
    172
  68. The Creeping Terror
    246
  69. Ring of Terror
    190
  70. Radar Secret Service
    222
  71. The Rebel Set
    160
  72. Bloodlust
    185
  73. The Crawling Eye
    259
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  75. Riding with Death
    386
  76. Time Chasers
    429
  77. Puma Man
    509
  78. The Deadly Bees
    214
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  81. The Atomic Brain
    169
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  83. Bride of the Monster
    233
  84. The Mad Monster
    138
  85. Robot Holocaust
    156
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    179
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  89. Hobgoblins
    387
  90. Santa Claus
    289
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  99. The Skydivers
    270
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  103. The Magic Sword
    205
  104. San Francisco International
    262
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  108. Teenage Caveman
    155
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  113. Hercules
    152
  114. Project Moonbase
    116
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  118. High School Big Shot
    186
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  120. Invasion USA
    174
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  122. Angels' Revenge
    206
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218

Recent Comments with recent replies

I'm Doing An NCNL This Week!
Forum - 7 days ago
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I'm taking over this week! Do whatever I'll just be a typical male eating his banana.
Pink Bananas. photo DSCI0269.jpg


brilliance in a booger bush
314 - Mighty Jack - over 2 years ago
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the lads scoff at the name credited with 'music'. How could they know the greatness awaiting the name of Isao Tomita? If you don't know, look it up.


Favorite Episodes?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Alright, give me your favorite episode from each season (minus season 0). Here's mine:
1: Moon Zero Two
2: Catalina Caper
3: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
4: Manos: The Hands of Fate
5: Mitchell
6: Danger: Death Ray
7: Laserblast
8: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
9: Hobgoblins
10: Girl in Gold Boots
11: Reptilicus
12: Killer Fish


Best beginner episodes?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?


R.I.P. Rutger Hauer
Forum - about 2 months ago
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


NCNL XIIX
Forum - 2 months ago
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Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.


NCNL XIVX
Forum - 3 months ago
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After the "down to the wire" head to head on the last contest, here's something to bring you down to earth.


Objectification
518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago
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The emphasis on women's bodies solely in terms of their utility reminds one of those Donald Trump managed beauty pageants


Forum - 3 months ago
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1st time ln the forum . . . love MST 1-10 . . not so sure of the new stuff . . or is it just me???


Happy 420 Day Everyone :o)
Forum - 5 months ago
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May your bowl never be empty...


a bleak tragedy
Forum - 7 months ago
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This is more of a rant than a thread, so forgive me. The Turner Classic Movies channel scraped the very bottom of the barrel last week in screening, "Marooned", better known as that stinker episode #401, "Space Travelers". And how do you think 'Rotten Tomatoes' rates this piece of cinematic phlegm? A mind-boggling 100%! Mon Dieu! The Oscar-winning, "My Fair Lady", only rates a 96%! Who could have thought there was such a piece of celluloid perfection gracing the screens of MST3k, with only 147 laighs?!


NCNL #5
Forum - 7 months ago
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Rules back in play as March has 31 days. Chastisement awaits.....


Recent Riffs

502 - Hercules - 7 months ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - 12 months ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - 12 months ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - about 1 year ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - about 1 year ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.


415 - The Beatniks - over 1 year ago
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Hi! I'm here for my prostate exam, and I brought some my friends with me.