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800 lb. gorilla - over 3 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    285
  2. The Violent Years
    170
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    222
  4. Jungle Goddess
    190
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    283
  7. The Leech Woman
    238
  8. The Sinister Urge
    216
  9. Eegah
    387
  10. Cave Dwellers
    432
  11. Fugitive Alien
    328
  12. Beginning of the End
    265
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  15. Gorgo
    177
  16. The Black Scorpion
    123
  17. King Dinosaur
    202
  18. The Mole People
    202
  19. The Slime People
    124
  20. Pod People
    565
  21. The Killer Shrews
    254
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    345
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    309
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    200
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    249
  32. Gamera
    246
  33. The Undead
    243
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    337
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    472
  36. The Sidehackers
    206
  37. The Beatniks
    187
  38. The Hellcats
    113
  39. Wild Rebels
    166
  40. Teenage Strangler
    312
  41. 12 to the Moon
    203
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    339
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  44. Rocketship X-M
    282
  45. Lost Continent
    245
  46. Prince of Space
    456
  47. Time of the Apes
    278
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    155
  49. Stranded in Space
    130
  50. It Conquered the World
    287
  51. The Unearthly
    203
  52. Tormented
    221
  53. City Limits
    172
  54. Being from Another Planet
    196
  55. Being from Another Planet
    196
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  57. Hercules Unchained
    183
  58. Crash of the Moons
    171
  59. Space Travelers
    153
  60. Devil Doll
    245
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  62. Master Ninja I
    255
  63. Robot Monster
    155
  64. The Crawling Hand
    161
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    216
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    153
  67. Mighty Jack
    173
  68. The Creeping Terror
    249
  69. Ring of Terror
    192
  70. Radar Secret Service
    224
  71. The Rebel Set
    160
  72. Bloodlust
    186
  73. The Crawling Eye
    258
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    184
  75. Riding with Death
    390
  76. Time Chasers
    435
  77. Puma Man
    513
  78. The Deadly Bees
    216
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    207
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  81. The Atomic Brain
    170
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  83. Bride of the Monster
    233
  84. The Mad Monster
    138
  85. Robot Holocaust
    158
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    304
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    226
  89. Hobgoblins
    392
  90. Santa Claus
    290
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    282
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    316
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    678
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    227
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    314
  99. The Skydivers
    273
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    222
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    297
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  103. The Magic Sword
    205
  104. San Francisco International
    266
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    217
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  108. Teenage Caveman
    156
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    153
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    182
  113. Hercules
    153
  114. Project Moonbase
    116
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    751
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  118. High School Big Shot
    189
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  120. Invasion USA
    176
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    255
  122. Angels' Revenge
    208
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218

Recent Comments with recent replies

I Like Coffee!
Forum - 18 days ago
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Maybe if everyone that can afford it would donate a cup of coffee to Stephen...we could really show him just how much we love The Club!


I'm Curious...
Forum - 8 days ago
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I was in love with a lot of the experiment movies before they made it to MST3K. Do you guys have any favorites that were favorites Before They Were Riffed?


"Discover" RT's latest sale
Forum - about 1 month ago
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15% off most stuff through Monday, 11:59PM PT, w/ coupon code DISCOVER


ROBERT EVANS, 1930-2019
Forum - 17 days ago
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Robert Evans was a madman who helped revolutionize Hollywood movies for one brief but brilliant period in history. His life is chronicled in his autobiography "The Kid Stays In The Picture" and the subsequent film based on it, and he also plays a major part in the Peter Biskind Hollywood mavericks tome "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls". Lauded and mourned, reviled and scorned, that he made it to 89 is no minor miracle. Regard him any way you see fit, he made an unapologetic mark on US American cinema culture.
G'night Bob.


We got one!
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So, I think there's a new MSTie in the world! A friend of mine in college, who's a music ed, cello major, has the same sense of humor as me. We watched "Mitchell" the other day and he really loved it. I think him and I are gonna be friends for a very long time XD But, yeah, I think we've got a new MSTie on our hands.


RIP, Rip.
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Charles Elmer "Rip" Taylor Jr., the King of Confetti, was 88.
(January 13, 1931 – October 6, 2019)


(OFF-TOPIC) Burfdai
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Yesterday, I turned 25.
Whooooo


I'm Doing An NCNL This Week!
Forum - 2 months ago
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I'm taking over this week! Do whatever I'll just be a typical male eating his banana.
Pink Bananas. photo DSCI0269.jpg


brilliance in a booger bush
314 - Mighty Jack - almost 3 years ago
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the lads scoff at the name credited with 'music'. How could they know the greatness awaiting the name of Isao Tomita? If you don't know, look it up.


Favorite Episodes?
Forum - 3 months ago
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Alright, give me your favorite episode from each season (minus season 0). Here's mine:
1: Moon Zero Two
2: Catalina Caper
3: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
4: Manos: The Hands of Fate
5: Mitchell
6: Danger: Death Ray
7: Laserblast
8: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
9: Hobgoblins
10: Girl in Gold Boots
11: Reptilicus
12: Killer Fish


Recent Riffs

605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - about 2 months ago
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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - 9 months ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 1 year ago
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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - about 1 year ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - about 1 year ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - over 1 year ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - over 1 year ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - over 1 year ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.