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800 lb. gorilla - over 3 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    289
  2. The Violent Years
    170
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    224
  4. Jungle Goddess
    190
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    285
  7. The Leech Woman
    240
  8. The Sinister Urge
    218
  9. Eegah
    389
  10. Cave Dwellers
    437
  11. Fugitive Alien
    328
  12. Beginning of the End
    270
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    218
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    258
  15. Gorgo
    177
  16. The Black Scorpion
    126
  17. King Dinosaur
    202
  18. The Mole People
    202
  19. The Slime People
    125
  20. Pod People
    568
  21. The Killer Shrews
    257
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    350
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    314
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    202
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    278
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    252
  32. Gamera
    247
  33. The Undead
    243
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    341
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    475
  36. The Sidehackers
    206
  37. The Beatniks
    187
  38. The Hellcats
    114
  39. Wild Rebels
    167
  40. Teenage Strangler
    317
  41. 12 to the Moon
    205
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    344
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  44. Rocketship X-M
    283
  45. Lost Continent
    248
  46. Prince of Space
    462
  47. Time of the Apes
    278
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  49. Stranded in Space
    130
  50. It Conquered the World
    290
  51. The Unearthly
    203
  52. Tormented
    223
  53. City Limits
    172
  54. Being from Another Planet
    196
  55. Being from Another Planet
    196
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  57. Hercules Unchained
    184
  58. Crash of the Moons
    172
  59. Space Travelers
    154
  60. Devil Doll
    245
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    254
  62. Master Ninja I
    255
  63. Robot Monster
    155
  64. The Crawling Hand
    162
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  67. Mighty Jack
    173
  68. The Creeping Terror
    248
  69. Ring of Terror
    193
  70. Radar Secret Service
    226
  71. The Rebel Set
    161
  72. Bloodlust
    187
  73. The Crawling Eye
    263
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
  75. Riding with Death
    393
  76. Time Chasers
    435
  77. Puma Man
    516
  78. The Deadly Bees
    221
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  81. The Atomic Brain
    171
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  83. Bride of the Monster
    238
  84. The Mad Monster
    142
  85. Robot Holocaust
    159
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    229
  89. Hobgoblins
    392
  90. Santa Claus
    295
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    285
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    247
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    684
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    230
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    320
  99. The Skydivers
    273
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  103. The Magic Sword
    207
  104. San Francisco International
    266
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    221
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    313
  108. Teenage Caveman
    156
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    156
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    159
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    186
  113. Hercules
    153
  114. Project Moonbase
    118
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  118. High School Big Shot
    189
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  120. Invasion USA
    178
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  122. Angels' Revenge
    208
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    221

Recent Comments with recent replies

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago
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nobody gets the moyl joke


I Like Coffee!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Maybe if everyone that can afford it would donate a cup of coffee to Stephen...we could really show him just how much we love The Club!


I'm Curious...
Forum - 3 months ago
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I was in love with a lot of the experiment movies before they made it to MST3K. Do you guys have any favorites that were favorites Before They Were Riffed?


"Discover" RT's latest sale
Forum - 4 months ago
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15% off most stuff through Monday, 11:59PM PT, w/ coupon code DISCOVER


ROBERT EVANS, 1930-2019
Forum - 3 months ago
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Robert Evans was a madman who helped revolutionize Hollywood movies for one brief but brilliant period in history. His life is chronicled in his autobiography "The Kid Stays In The Picture" and the subsequent film based on it, and he also plays a major part in the Peter Biskind Hollywood mavericks tome "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls". Lauded and mourned, reviled and scorned, that he made it to 89 is no minor miracle. Regard him any way you see fit, he made an unapologetic mark on US American cinema culture.
G'night Bob.


We got one!
Forum - 4 months ago
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So, I think there's a new MSTie in the world! A friend of mine in college, who's a music ed, cello major, has the same sense of humor as me. We watched "Mitchell" the other day and he really loved it. I think him and I are gonna be friends for a very long time XD But, yeah, I think we've got a new MSTie on our hands.


RIP, Rip.
Forum - 4 months ago
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Charles Elmer "Rip" Taylor Jr., the King of Confetti, was 88.
(January 13, 1931 – October 6, 2019)


(OFF-TOPIC) Burfdai
Forum - 4 months ago
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Yesterday, I turned 25.
Whooooo


brilliance in a booger bush
314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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the lads scoff at the name credited with 'music'. How could they know the greatness awaiting the name of Isao Tomita? If you don't know, look it up.


Favorite Episodes?
Forum - 6 months ago
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Alright, give me your favorite episode from each season (minus season 0). Here's mine:
1: Moon Zero Two
2: Catalina Caper
3: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
4: Manos: The Hands of Fate
5: Mitchell
6: Danger: Death Ray
7: Laserblast
8: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
9: Hobgoblins
10: Girl in Gold Boots
11: Reptilicus
12: Killer Fish


Recent Riffs

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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - 12 months ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - over 1 year ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - over 1 year ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - over 1 year ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.