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800 lb. gorilla - over 1 year ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    389
  2. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    274
  3. Teenagers from Outer Space
    255
  4. Eegah
    356
  5. Fugitive Alien
    301
  6. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  7. The Black Scorpion
    109
  8. The Creeping Terror
    230
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  10. Pod People
    514
  11. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  12. Rocketship X-M
    263
  13. Jungle Goddess
    165
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  15. Lost Continent
    226
  16. Time of the Apes
    248
  17. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  18. Gamera vs. Barugon
    152
  19. Stranded in Space
    120
  20. Gamera vs. Gaos
    133
  21. It Conquered the World
    254
  22. The Unearthly
    179
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  24. Tormented
    201
  25. City Limits
    155
  26. Being from Another Planet
    177
  27. Gorgo
    159
  28. Being from Another Planet
    177
  29. Gorgo
    159
  30. Being from Another Planet
    177
  31. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    308
  32. The Slime People
    111
  33. Project Moonbase
    105
  34. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  35. The Sidehackers
    186
  36. Hercules Unchained
    167
  37. Crash of the Moons
    144
  38. Daddy-O
    228
  39. Space Travelers
    136
  40. Teenage Strangler
    288
  41. Devil Doll
    223
  42. The Killer Shrews
    227
  43. Wild Rebels
    147
  44. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  45. Master Ninja I
    233
  46. Robot Monster
    139
  47. The Beatniks
    170
  48. The Hellcats
    101
  49. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  50. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  51. 12 to the Moon
    182
  52. The Crawling Hand
    142
  53. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  54. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  55. The Leech Woman
    211
  56. Mighty Jack
    156
  57. Ring of Terror
    175
  58. Gamera
    217
  59. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  60. Radar Secret Service
    198
  61. The Rebel Set
    144
  62. Bloodlust
    166
  63. The Crawling Eye
    236
  64. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  65. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  66. Prince of Space
    417
  67. Riding with Death
    355
  68. Time Chasers
    405
  69. Puma Man
    467
  70. The Deadly Bees
    195
  71. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    188
  72. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  73. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  74. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  75. King Dinosaur
    182
  76. The Atomic Brain
    152
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  78. Bride of the Monster
    209
  79. The Mad Monster
    125
  80. Robot Holocaust
    136
  81. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  82. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  83. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  84. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  85. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  86. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  87. Hobgoblins
    362
  88. Santa Claus
    265
  89. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  90. The Sinister Urge
    197
  91. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    255
  92. The Violent Years
    149
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  95. The Mole People
    177
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    189
  97. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  98. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  99. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  100. The Skydivers
    241
  101. Girls Town
    266
  102. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  103. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  104. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  105. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  106. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  107. The Magic Sword
    190
  108. San Francisco International
    240
  109. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  110. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  111. Horror of Party Beach
    292

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Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - 1 day ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Season 11 + New Video Link Possibilities
Forum - 15 days ago
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Club MST3k has always been a video embedding site (mostly for Youtube videos) where the community keeps the links up-to-date. With the more official channels making more full episode videos available, it seemed like a good idea to allow links out to those videos, even if they dont allow video embedding. So henceforth, you can add links to episodes from shoutfactorytv.com, mst3k.com, netflix.com, hulu.com, and archive.org

And with that change, it makes sense to add Season 11 episodes, which I shall now do...stand by


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"Do farts have lumps?"


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no, i refuse, worst fears realized, this sums up my beef with the 'mike' era, the slow take over by pearl and stupid skitmonkeys, and less creativity channeled through the 'stars', the bots and resident human. actually, i realize, mike is initially much better than joel 'cause he seems to be into it. but they worked on his mind, broke him down, made him second banana to skitmonkeys.
what is she doing in the sanctuary, i mean the theater? that's holy ground, isn't it?


dead forum
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hmm


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@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
If you know where that came from...leave your comments.


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Is it just me or does the male scientist look a bit like Ron Jeremy?


no no joe
512 - Mitchell - 6 months ago
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this one hurts, can't make myself watch it


see what you think...
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hey guys, i'm trippin. this started as a comment on the current wit ep., 'the sword and the dragon', and its, uh, unique nature, has motivated me to share it with all you guys.
ok, so, i'm watchin the dorks shootin arrows in the tugar city. right? and, i look on the 40 ft hi wall in the background, and i can't believe what i'm seein... a 30 ft relief of the female reproductive system, with spermatozoa in attendance. kinda explains all the dickhead totems about. am i wrong? my buddy in the comment section will tell ya where to look. Love and Light


Recent Riffs

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oh, ram it Bozo!


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do you find me pleasing


311 - It Conquered the World - about 1 month ago
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i invented diet shampoo


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 2 months ago
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a boxing nun puppet


906 - The Space Children - 7 months ago
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...i'm crashing from a Pop-tart high.


514 - Teenage Strangler - 6 months ago
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...when they found me in that crack house.


616 - Racket Girls - 6 months ago
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That bra is about as sexy as a concrete abutment.


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It says, "You and your friends are the only creeps in this place"


607 - Bloodlust - 6 months ago
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Elsie and i are in love, and you can't stop us.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 11 months ago
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...i've got a mantis in my pantis!


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We're going to the ear wax museum.


518 - The Atomic Brain - 6 months ago
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She's too busy licking her butt.