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800 lb. gorilla - almost 3 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Girls Town
    280
  2. The Violent Years
    163
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  4. Jungle Goddess
    179
  5. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  6. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  7. The Leech Woman
    227
  8. The Sinister Urge
    209
  9. Eegah
    375
  10. Cave Dwellers
    415
  11. Fugitive Alien
    318
  12. Beginning of the End
    252
  13. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  15. Gorgo
    164
  16. The Black Scorpion
    116
  17. King Dinosaur
    193
  18. The Mole People
    193
  19. The Slime People
    121
  20. Pod People
    541
  21. The Killer Shrews
    244
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  32. Gamera
    232
  33. The Undead
    234
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  36. The Sidehackers
    197
  37. The Beatniks
    179
  38. The Hellcats
    110
  39. Wild Rebels
    158
  40. Teenage Strangler
    303
  41. 12 to the Moon
    197
  42. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  43. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  44. Rocketship X-M
    273
  45. Lost Continent
    235
  46. Prince of Space
    447
  47. Time of the Apes
    262
  48. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  49. Stranded in Space
    124
  50. It Conquered the World
    273
  51. The Unearthly
    190
  52. Tormented
    215
  53. City Limits
    166
  54. Being from Another Planet
    188
  55. Being from Another Planet
    188
  56. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  57. Hercules Unchained
    175
  58. Crash of the Moons
    164
  59. Space Travelers
    147
  60. Devil Doll
    239
  61. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  62. Master Ninja I
    247
  63. Robot Monster
    147
  64. The Crawling Hand
    152
  65. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  66. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  67. Mighty Jack
    163
  68. The Creeping Terror
    241
  69. Ring of Terror
    185
  70. Radar Secret Service
    214
  71. The Rebel Set
    155
  72. Bloodlust
    180
  73. The Crawling Eye
    251
  74. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  75. Riding with Death
    380
  76. Time Chasers
    421
  77. Puma Man
    499
  78. The Deadly Bees
    209
  79. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  80. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  81. The Atomic Brain
    163
  82. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  83. Bride of the Monster
    226
  84. The Mad Monster
    134
  85. Robot Holocaust
    146
  86. Zombie Nightmare
    292
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  88. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  89. Hobgoblins
    375
  90. Santa Claus
    284
  91. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  92. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  93. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  94. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  95. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  96. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  97. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  98. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  99. The Skydivers
    264
  100. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  101. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  102. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  103. The Magic Sword
    198
  104. San Francisco International
    251
  105. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  106. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  107. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  108. Teenage Caveman
    148
  109. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  111. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  112. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  113. Hercules
    150
  114. Project Moonbase
    110
  115. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  116. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  117. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  118. High School Big Shot
    181
  119. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  120. Invasion USA
    170
  121. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  122. Angels' Revenge
    202
  123. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207

Recent Comments with recent replies

a bleak tragedy
Forum - 19 days ago
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This is more of a rant than a thread, so forgive me. The Turner Classic Movies channel scraped the very bottom of the barrel last week in screening, "Marooned", better known as that stinker episode #401, "Space Travelers". And how do you think 'Rotten Tomatoes' rates this piece of cinematic phlegm? A mind-boggling 100%! Mon Dieu! The Oscar-winning, "My Fair Lady", only rates a 96%! Who could have thought there was such a piece of celluloid perfection gracing the screens of MST3k, with only 147 laighs?!


NCNL #5
Forum - 16 days ago
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Rules back in play as March has 31 days. Chastisement awaits.....


Like Joel better?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Is there anyone who likes Joel better than Mike? Most people seem to prefer Mike.


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Flora got booty!


How is the new show?
Forum - 28 days ago
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Now that the new MST3K has had 2 seasons, what do you think of it? Is it a worthy revival?


Forum - 30 days ago
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RIP Peter Tork. I watched most if not all "The Monkees" eps via reruns growing up(Heck I even liked the movie "Head}. He seemed to be a nice, mellow guy. One of the worst things about getting older is your fam dying and seeing people you watched as a youth dying. I really liked Mr. Tork.


Things I find myself saying
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Here's an old topic that may be made fun with all the new Misties on board:
What phrases or riffs from MST do you find yourself using in the real world?

I still use "Go ahead on" quite a bit.

And sometimes when I'm dealing with a laborious challenge I recall the wisdom of Crow and say "The only way around it, is through it."


it's only been 25 years
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 12 months ago
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oh yeah, the commercials on this archived time capsule are worth the price of admission


size matters
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hmm, so Jet Jagoff can make himself bigger to fight Megalon. But why does he stop growing at the same size? Why not be twice as big?


Where do we go from here?
Forum - 4 months ago
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My disdain for the latter and, certainly, the new seasons is no secret. It's like the 'extended pun' of the invention exchange ad infinitum, ad nauseum. So, here's the set-up. Joel's great-grandchild, Joel IV, is about to premier Season 87. Given the current MST3k trend, possible technological advancements, the weather on Mars or whatever...what would the new season look like? Include characters, films, formats or anything else considered apropos. My analyst said I should face my worst nightmares.


NCNL XVI or thereabouts
Forum - 4 months ago
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Recent Riffs

502 - Hercules - about 1 month ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - 6 months ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - 6 months ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - 7 months ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.


903 - Puma Man - 8 months ago
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"Come any way you like; but come."
Now that's gotta be a proposition!


911 - Devil Fish - 8 months ago
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I am peter, and ahead I see the inlet!


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...brought to you by LSD.


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Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well, and why I'm being fired.


415 - The Beatniks - 10 months ago
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Hi! I'm here for my prostate exam, and I brought some my friends with me.