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800 lb. gorilla - over 1 year ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


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Is it just me or does the male scientist look a bit like Ron Jeremy?


no no joe
512 - Mitchell - about 1 month ago
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this one hurts, can't make myself watch it


see what you think...
Forum - about 1 month ago
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hey guys, i'm trippin. this started as a comment on the current wit ep., 'the sword and the dragon', and its, uh, unique nature, has motivated me to share it with all you guys.
ok, so, i'm watchin the dorks shootin arrows in the tugar city. right? and, i look on the 40 ft hi wall in the background, and i can't believe what i'm seein... a 30 ft relief of the female reproductive system, with spermatozoa in attendance. kinda explains all the dickhead totems about. am i wrong? my buddy in the comment section will tell ya where to look. Love and Light


see what you think...
617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 1 month ago
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@56:47


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 1 month ago
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omg, that moment with the guys and the gals was almost painful...well done


We found MST in a hopeless place...
Forum - about 1 month ago
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With Guam being in the headlines like it is, I decided to do some research into the island and found an unlikely MST connection. It turns out that the small pacific island, after seeing an increase in brown tree snakes and rats, saw a corresponding decline in the bird population, which led to the island being absolutely covered in spiders with webs reaching 30-40 ft in diameter.

Sounds like we found THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!


It sorta sneaks up on you..."Boo" it says.
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Re-watching my favorite Gamera Experiment and had to marvel at Mike as Michael Feinstein. Oh yeah..do you think Joel & the Bots are just a little bit racist with the Gamera Song...NAH!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRHqvC7f_o


512 - Mitchell - 5 months ago
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This was the last episode I ever watched. No Joel, no MST3K. Mike is such a smarmy douche.


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906 - The Space Children - 2 months ago
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...i'm crashing from a Pop-tart high.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 2 months ago
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...when they found me in that crack house.


616 - Racket Girls - about 2 months ago
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That bra is about as sexy as a concrete abutment.


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - about 2 months ago
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It says, "You and your friends are the only creeps in this place"


607 - Bloodlust - about 2 months ago
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Elsie and i are in love, and you can't stop us.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 7 months ago
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...i've got a mantis in my pantis!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 2 months ago
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We're going to the ear wax museum.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 2 months ago
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She's too busy licking her butt.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 2 months ago
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Rub your face in crunchy underwear?


616 - Racket Girls - 2 months ago
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Ya know, when Ed Wood saw this, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - 2 months ago
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Yeah? Boo hoo, we all have problems.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - 2 months ago
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i love you, Earl. Not here, Tom.