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800 lb. gorilla - almost 5 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
  2. 12 to the Moon
    214
  3. Girls Town
    304
  4. The Violent Years
    176
  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  6. Jungle Goddess
    197
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  9. The Leech Woman
    250
  10. The Sinister Urge
    223
  11. Eegah
    409
  12. Cave Dwellers
    457
  13. Fugitive Alien
    342
  14. Beginning of the End
    282
  15. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  16. Gorgo
    185
  17. The Black Scorpion
    130
  18. King Dinosaur
    207
  19. The Mole People
    212
  20. The Slime People
    126
  21. The Killer Shrews
    264
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    333
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    207
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    155
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    180
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    266
  32. Gamera
    261
  33. The Undead
    249
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  36. Teenage Strangler
    327
  37. Monster A-Go Go
    359
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  39. Rocketship X-M
    297
  40. Lost Continent
    261
  41. Prince of Space
    483
  42. Time of the Apes
    290
  43. It Conquered the World
    297
  44. The Unearthly
    209
  45. Being from Another Planet
    200
  46. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  47. Hercules Unchained
    193
  48. Crash of the Moons
    178
  49. Space Travelers
    158
  50. Devil Doll
    258
  51. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  52. Master Ninja I
    268
  53. Robot Monster
    159
  54. The Crawling Hand
    170
  55. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    223
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    160
  57. Mighty Jack
    179
  58. The Creeping Terror
    266
  59. Ring of Terror
    200
  60. Radar Secret Service
    233
  61. The Rebel Set
    166
  62. Bloodlust
    193
  63. The Crawling Eye
    277
  64. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  65. Riding with Death
    416
  66. Time Chasers
    459
  67. Puma Man
    544
  68. The Deadly Bees
    232
  69. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  70. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  71. The Atomic Brain
    175
  72. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  73. Bride of the Monster
    246
  74. The Mad Monster
    147
  75. Robot Holocaust
    168
  76. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  77. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  78. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  79. Hobgoblins
    414
  80. Santa Claus
    309
  81. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  82. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
  83. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  84. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  85. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    713
  86. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  88. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  89. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  90. The Skydivers
    277
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  92. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  93. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  94. The Magic Sword
    212
  95. San Francisco International
    278
  96. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    233
  98. Horror of Party Beach
    331
  99. Teenage Caveman
    156
  100. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    168
  101. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  102. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  104. Hercules
    160
  105. Project Moonbase
    121
  106. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  107. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  108. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  109. High School Big Shot
    198
  110. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    341
  111. Invasion USA
    187
  112. City Limits
    180

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Sex with?
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


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For all of those that haven't experienced the late stages of a psychedelic night comedown, I offer Lycan Colony as a dang close likeness to the real thing. Just bizarre.


it's only been 25 years
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - almost 3 years ago
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oh yeah, the commercials on this archived time capsule are worth the price of admission


Hey......
Forum - 6 months ago
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..whatcha doooin'?


NCNL Next week
Forum - 7 months ago
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Next week's NCNL is from The Tingler! No comments/no laughs.


Most Famous Actor In An MST3K Film?
Forum - 7 months ago
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Gene Hackman? Ann Margret? Darth Vader's voice actor? Kim Cattrall?


Forum - 7 months ago
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Does anyone know which “artist” has appeared the most on MST3K? Bert I Gordon, Roger Corman, and Bela Lugosi all have several eps each. Just wondered if anyone has done the math on this....


315 - Teenage Caveman - 7 months ago
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yeah, this is a tough one


Fav episode? Hidden gem?
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Hey friends! What episodes do you consider underrated? Is there any particular one you always show first to friends?


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It really bugs me that they are never actually served the eggs and coffee they order.


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - 4 months ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary.
Future not available in Africa, India, Central and South America.


601 - Girls Town - 8 months ago
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What she sees in men, i'll never know. Well, let's go savage the new girl.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 8 months ago
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Gamera
Bill Gamera


524 - 12 to the Moon - 10 months ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 1 year ago
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Trevor, the whisper thin cop.


302 - Gamera - about 1 year ago
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"He has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic."
Like McDonalds!


302 - Gamera - about 1 year ago
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"Daddy, Kenny's taken some food for his turtle again."
Hit'im! Hit'im now!


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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - about 2 years ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 2 years ago
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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 2 years ago
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Ah, the Walmart family.