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800 lb. gorilla - about 4 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Giant Gila Monster
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  2. 12 to the Moon
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  3. Girls Town
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  4. The Violent Years
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  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
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  6. Jungle Goddess
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  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
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  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    294
  9. The Leech Woman
    248
  10. The Sinister Urge
    223
  11. Eegah
    402
  12. Cave Dwellers
    448
  13. Fugitive Alien
    340
  14. Beginning of the End
    280
  15. The Deadly Mantis
    227
  16. Gorgo
    182
  17. The Black Scorpion
    130
  18. King Dinosaur
    206
  19. The Mole People
    211
  20. The Slime People
    129
  21. The Killer Shrews
    262
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    223
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    362
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    324
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    206
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    288
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    154
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    179
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  32. Gamera
    255
  33. The Undead
    247
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    355
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    487
  36. Teenage Strangler
    324
  37. Monster A-Go Go
    354
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  39. Rocketship X-M
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  40. Lost Continent
    256
  41. Prince of Space
    474
  42. Time of the Apes
    288
  43. It Conquered the World
    297
  44. The Unearthly
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  45. Being from Another Planet
    198
  46. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  47. Hercules Unchained
    190
  48. Crash of the Moons
    179
  49. Space Travelers
    158
  50. Devil Doll
    252
  51. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    258
  52. Master Ninja I
    263
  53. Robot Monster
    159
  54. The Crawling Hand
    168
  55. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    157
  57. Mighty Jack
    177
  58. The Creeping Terror
    255
  59. Ring of Terror
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  60. Radar Secret Service
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  61. The Rebel Set
    169
  62. Bloodlust
    191
  63. The Crawling Eye
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  64. Code Name Diamond Head
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  65. Riding with Death
    409
  66. Time Chasers
    454
  67. Puma Man
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  68. The Deadly Bees
    229
  69. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
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  70. Red Zone Cuba
    238
  71. The Atomic Brain
    174
  72. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  73. Bride of the Monster
    247
  74. The Mad Monster
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  75. Robot Holocaust
    164
  76. Zombie Nightmare
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  77. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  78. War of the Colossal Beast
    237
  79. Hobgoblins
    407
  80. Santa Claus
    307
  81. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  82. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    296
  83. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  84. Outlaw of Gor
    332
  85. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    709
  86. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    216
  88. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    226
  89. Night of the Blood Beast
    329
  90. The Skydivers
    275
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  92. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    306
  93. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    232
  94. The Magic Sword
    213
  95. San Francisco International
    275
  96. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    228
  98. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  99. Teenage Caveman
    157
  100. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    166
  101. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  102. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  104. Hercules
    157
  105. Project Moonbase
    121
  106. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  107. The Final Sacrifice
    780
  108. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    239
  109. High School Big Shot
    195
  110. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    337
  111. Invasion USA
    185
  112. City Limits
    178

Recent Comments with recent replies

Forum - 3 days ago
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For all of those that haven't experienced the late stages of a psychedelic night comedown, I offer Lycan Colony as a dang close likeness to the real thing. Just bizarre.


NCNL Next week
Forum - 11 days ago
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Next week's NCNL is from The Tingler! No comments/no laughs.


Most Famous Actor In An MST3K Film?
Forum - 11 days ago
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Gene Hackman? Ann Margret? Darth Vader's voice actor? Kim Cattrall?


Forum - 23 days ago
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Does anyone know which “artist” has appeared the most on MST3K? Bert I Gordon, Roger Corman, and Bela Lugosi all have several eps each. Just wondered if anyone has done the math on this....


315 - Teenage Caveman - 8 days ago
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yeah, this is a tough one


Fav episode? Hidden gem?
Forum - 13 days ago
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Hey friends! What episodes do you consider underrated? Is there any particular one you always show first to friends?


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It really bugs me that they are never actually served the eggs and coffee they order.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 1 month ago
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Bix as the only two dimensional character in the movie actually has decipherable motives. It took me a while to see it. What took me the longest was the pool hall trip.

I mean, I get that he has conflicting feelings about his father. He's angry and betrayed, but also guilty. And that carries over, along with his life as a drifter, to making him feel unworthy of love. Distrustful of it, too. But, deep down, he's a good man, and he knows it. So that's his whole relationship with Carrie. He wants her and the life she represents, but he doesn't think he deserves it, thinks he'll drag her down, can't reckon with the possibility of a good life and a loving relationship, and is afraid her father will bring out the worst.

Likewise, he sees Danny (who is apparently a teenager, given that his parents were married for 19 years) as a kid in need of a mentor/protector, something Bix never had.

Then Carrie's death makes him realize he was ready and it could have been good... just in time for it to break him. And suddenly Danny has to be the one to take care of him. But Bix is finally ready to let someone take care of him, and off they go.

So, like I said, that just leaves the pool hall. Why in the hell would he bring Danny there specifically to set them up to get mugged? (Gotta love how the owner is perfectly okay with that.) Why does he want them beaten, potentially killed, and all their money taken away?

I thought maybe it was too get Danny to trust him with the wallet, but that didn't pan out at all. Finally, it clicked.

At the beginning of the movie, we meet Danny when he's being chased by a pair of muggers. Bix has watched him run, but it's not until later that he gets to know Danny. To learn that the wallet is his, that he's easily cowed, and that he's on the run because he's afraid to deal with his parents' pending divorce. So Bix gets it in his head that Danny needs to learn to face his fears and stand up for himself. (This is, of course, a generation before Michael Jackson's Beat It made the point that it's stupid to get into unnecessary fights, running away is a perfectly reasonable option, it's not shameful or unmanly to do so, and toxic masculinity and peer pressure are terrible reasons to risk getting beaten or killed or thrown in jail. Yes, that was the message of the song. It was sadly lost on many.) He'd seen the pool hall when they arrived and clocked it as a place that would brew trouble. He set Danny up to get mugged again, but in a way that running away wasn't really an option. And stood by him, which also ensured that Danny couldn't just cut and run even if the opportunity presented itself. Danny says as much in the aftermath - that he would have run if not for Bix. But he faced his fear, and Bix drives the lesson home that sometimes you have to stand up to these things.

This the turning point for Danny that allows him to go back to save Bix from the mob, take on Jesse, and ultimately return home. The back alley fight is a rite of passage.


A curious thing...
Forum - about 1 month ago
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The other nite, having some free time, I came to the 'clubhouse', if you will, to watch an experiment. The episode list page showed there were 302 watching currently. I made my choice, but changed my mind and went back to the front page. It showed there were 596 watching. Hmm. So I reloaded the page and it then said 308 were watching. Ok, so I reloaded and it said 604 were watching. I reloaded and it said 298 were watching. This went on several times as quickly as I could reload with the same results of 'high and low'. When the total was over 600, I looked to see which episodes were being watched and was surprised to see the vast majority were watching season 0 and season 1 with 20 viewing episode k03, which doesn't have an active link. Dare call it conspiracy?


705 - Escape 2000 - about 1 month ago
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Apropos film, what with the current plandemic.


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - 26 days ago
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What she sees in men, i'll never know. Well, let's go savage the new girl.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 30 days ago
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Gamera
Bill Gamera


524 - 12 to the Moon - 4 months ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


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Trevor, the whisper thin cop.


302 - Gamera - 6 months ago
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"He has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic."
Like McDonalds!


302 - Gamera - 6 months ago
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"Daddy, Kenny's taken some food for his turtle again."
Hit'im! Hit'im now!


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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 2 years ago
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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - almost 2 years ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!