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800 lb. gorilla - about 4 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Giant Gila Monster
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  2. 12 to the Moon
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  3. Girls Town
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  4. The Violent Years
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  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  6. Jungle Goddess
    194
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    228
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
  9. The Leech Woman
    245
  10. The Sinister Urge
    222
  11. Eegah
    395
  12. Cave Dwellers
    445
  13. Fugitive Alien
    336
  14. Beginning of the End
    278
  15. The Deadly Mantis
    224
  16. Gorgo
    181
  17. The Black Scorpion
    127
  18. King Dinosaur
    203
  19. The Mole People
    208
  20. The Slime People
    125
  21. The Killer Shrews
    260
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
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  25. Earth vs. the Spider
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  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
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  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
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  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
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  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
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  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
  32. Gamera
    252
  33. The Undead
    246
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    350
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    483
  36. Teenage Strangler
    323
  37. Monster A-Go Go
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  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  39. Rocketship X-M
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  40. Lost Continent
    252
  41. Prince of Space
    471
  42. Time of the Apes
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  43. It Conquered the World
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  44. The Unearthly
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  45. Being from Another Planet
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  46. The Corpse Vanishes
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  47. Hercules Unchained
    188
  48. Crash of the Moons
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  49. Space Travelers
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  50. Devil Doll
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  51. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  52. Master Ninja I
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  53. Robot Monster
    157
  54. The Crawling Hand
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  55. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  56. Rocket Attack USA
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  57. Mighty Jack
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  58. The Creeping Terror
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  59. Ring of Terror
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  60. Radar Secret Service
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  61. The Rebel Set
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  62. Bloodlust
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  63. The Crawling Eye
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  64. Code Name Diamond Head
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  65. Riding with Death
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  66. Time Chasers
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  67. Puma Man
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  68. The Deadly Bees
    225
  69. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
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  70. Red Zone Cuba
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  71. The Atomic Brain
    172
  72. The Dead Talk Back
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  73. Bride of the Monster
    241
  74. The Mad Monster
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  75. Robot Holocaust
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  76. Zombie Nightmare
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  77. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  78. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
  79. Hobgoblins
    404
  80. Santa Claus
    301
  81. Last of the Wild Horses
    165
  82. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    291
  83. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  84. Outlaw of Gor
    328
  85. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  86. Revenge of the Creature
    234
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    209
  88. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    227
  89. Night of the Blood Beast
    323
  90. The Skydivers
    274
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    228
  92. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
  93. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    230
  94. The Magic Sword
    212
  95. San Francisco International
    272
  96. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    225
  98. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  99. Teenage Caveman
    156
  100. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    161
  101. The Wild World of Batwoman
    235
  102. Hercules and the Captive Women
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  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  104. Hercules
    155
  105. Project Moonbase
    118
  106. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  107. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  108. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    235
  109. High School Big Shot
    194
  110. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    333
  111. Invasion USA
    182
  112. City Limits
    174

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just another hollywood drama
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"Teenagers from Outer Space" Todays WIT, deserves a few words. WIT, that means 'Watch it Together". It's when ya get together with real people online or whatever and...ah, forget it.
It's been touched on here before, but it is always worth repeating a good story. Especially a story that contains Hollywood and so much weird. Genius, sex, lawsuit, insanity, suicide, disappearance and possible murder, Godzilla, the second coming and More! To fluff this story, one will need to go beyond wiki, as I did a couple years ago. I couldn't help myself, once I started digging. Like watching a car wreck.


A 4/20 Poll
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I was watching "Diabolik" and declared that it was my # 2 favorite MST movie to watch high. That got me thinking...I should start a poll! A cool way to celebrate 4/20 together and share a laugh through this crisis. The question: What are your Top 5 MST movies to watch high, and why?


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 1 year ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


new 'Mike' fav
524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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Awoke @ 0400, ate a sammich, got back in bed, burned a blunt and giggled all the way through this absolutely ridiculous film. The riffs are brutally on point and the host segments are priceless. Gypsy's tea party sketch is short and simple but so well played. The short is a time capsule of my birth year, bizarrely grotesque when viewed from a 60+ year perspective. And Bridget is just plain HOT. So, "Girls Town", is dethroned and that's a big deal.


Admiral Alcoholic
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Does anyone else feel that Admiral King sounds drunk?
You can also hear him seemingly drunk, in another MST3K here in the movie "Agent for Harm."


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


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Trevor, the whisper thin cop.


302 - Gamera - 3 months ago
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"He has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic."
Like McDonalds!


302 - Gamera - 3 months ago
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"Daddy, Kenny's taken some food for his turtle again."
Hit'im! Hit'im now!


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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


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Ah, the Walmart family.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl!


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Let's get you back to Letterman's.


906 - The Space Children - almost 2 years ago
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Nellie Manley, whose real name is Sissy Macho.