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  1. The Brute Man
    220
  2. Puma Man
    526
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    225
  4. Riding with Death
    399
  5. Eegah
    391
  6. Angels' Revenge
    213
  7. Wild Rebels
    167
  8. The Killer Shrews
    259
  9. Devil Doll
    246
  10. The Magic Sword
    211
  11. Future War
    269
  12. Werewolf
    543
  13. Operation Double 007
    237
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    160
  15. Girl in Gold Boots
    283
  16. Village of the Giants
    200
  17. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  18. The Screaming Skull
    283
  19. Catalina Caper
    270
  20. The Beatniks
    190
  21. Master Ninja I
    259
  22. Daddy-O
    253
  23. The Rebel Set
    163
  24. Laserblast
    403
  25. The Skydivers
    273
  26. San Francisco International
    270
  27. The Final Sacrifice
    762
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    355
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  30. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  31. Santa Claus
    300
  32. The Indestructible Man
    161
  33. Girls Town
    293
  34. Horror of Party Beach
    320
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    158
  36. Gunslinger
    165
  37. Master Ninja II
    163
  38. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    231
  39. The Phantom Planet
    227
  40. Zombie Nightmare
    307
  41. Horrors of Spider Island
    231
  42. Prince of Space
    468
  43. Quest of the Delta Knights
    266
  44. Bride of the Monster
    241
  45. Bloodlust
    189
  46. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  47. The Deadly Mantis
    221
  48. The Leech Woman
    242
  49. Time Chasers
    442
  50. Teenage Strangler
    320
  51. Hobgoblins
    401
  52. Danger! Death Ray
    480
  53. SST: Death Flight
    81
  54. Radar Secret Service
    229
  55. Mitchell
    586
  56. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  57. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    266
  58. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  59. Untamed Youth
    137
  60. Ring of Terror
    196
  61. It Conquered the World
    294
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    693
  63. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  64. Tormented
    226
  65. The Crawling Eye
    265
  66. Invasion USA
    180
  67. Teenage Caveman
    156
  68. Track of the Moon Beast
    286
  69. The Giant Gila Monster
    263
  70. The Touch of Satan
    349
  71. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    259
  72. Moon Zero Two
    206
  73. Manhunt in Space
    170
  74. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    285
  75. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  76. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    283
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    325
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    205
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    232
  81. Project Moonbase
    118
  82. The Sinister Urge
    221
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    322
  84. City Limits
    172
  85. The Creeping Terror
    250
  86. Space Mutiny
    910
  87. Being from Another Planet
    196
  88. The Crawling Hand
    163
  89. High School Big Shot
    191
  90. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    345
  91. The Undead
    247
  92. Cave Dwellers
    442
  93. Colossus and the Headhunters
    184
  94. Lost Continent
    251
  95. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    210
  96. Escape 2000
    262

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413 - Manhunt in Space - over 6 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - about 7 years ago
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Very good episode, especially coming from season ZERO. I noticed Brian Blessed is in this, he was the father to Edmund in the first season of THE BLACK ADDER, also plays Lord Locksley...... Robin hoods father, in ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES.... With Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman.


Call sign Nasferatu or armidillo pants or dead woman
820 - Space Mutiny - about 2 years ago
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How did "lamont you big dummy.." NOT be used ??
Anyone have an idea how they were able to use the Battle Star Galactica scenes ? The only thing I can think of is "Fair use" cuz this cow flop of a movie couldn't have a budget to buy the clips unless the BSG peepz needed quick cash for drugs...Corn...Chicken....Onions...Carrots...celery...


Turkey In The Microwave
Forum - over 2 years ago
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So I keep hearing that we need more non-specific Forum posts. How about this reliable oldie: What type of riff makes you guffaw out loud regardless of setting (or frequency)? For me, it's gotta' be all the ones like, "Oh no Grandpa tried to use the microwave again!" (Accompanying some giant explosion, of course.) I guess because I've had my share of microwave disasters, despite not being anyone's grandparent. (And don't even get me started about unscheduled toast-burnings. Yuck!)

As a bonus, here's some non-MST seasonal ephemera which you may enjoy riffing on in your spare time. If you're stuck, just ask yourself, "WWAWD?" (What Would Adam West Do?) :)


I am woman, hear me roar!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


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OMG!! @ 1:14:29 What is a giant figure of Adolph Hitler doing on the front of that Japanese building!? I'd love an explanation, 'cause that's just plain wrong.


Aliza Gur is Hott!!!!!!!!
815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago
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All I got to say is that... This movie needed a lot more of Aliza Gur in it!!!!!


Recent Riffs

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Which ones Manuel??


419 - The Rebel Set - 9 months ago
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Oooh, I feel better... I'm gonna Confess to him more often.


401 - Space Travelers - 9 months ago
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Where?!?


820 - Space Mutiny - 10 months ago
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Like... Pat Riley here.


415 - The Beatniks - 10 months ago
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Ed Wood!!!!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago
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Uup, she's got her in a Mark Eaton.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago
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Ahh... what are you guys talking about over there?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago
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Hah... Creedence Clearwater, up ahead?!?


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It's an eye of "COLOR".


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 1 year ago
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Danny likes ya Mr. !!


322 - Master Ninja I - about 1 year ago
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Uhh, No. It goes in... In the tank. No.


322 - Master Ninja I - about 1 year ago
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Who's Kyle?