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  1. The Brute Man
    223
  2. Puma Man
    539
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  4. Riding with Death
    408
  5. Eegah
    402
  6. Angels' Revenge
    214
  7. Wild Rebels
    169
  8. The Killer Shrews
    261
  9. Devil Doll
    251
  10. The Magic Sword
    213
  11. Future War
    273
  12. Werewolf
    551
  13. Operation Double 007
    241
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  15. Girl in Gold Boots
    289
  16. Village of the Giants
    204
  17. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  18. The Screaming Skull
    286
  19. Catalina Caper
    273
  20. The Beatniks
    192
  21. Master Ninja I
    263
  22. Daddy-O
    255
  23. The Rebel Set
    170
  24. Laserblast
    411
  25. The Skydivers
    275
  26. San Francisco International
    274
  27. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    348
  30. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  31. Santa Claus
    303
  32. The Indestructible Man
    161
  33. Girls Town
    297
  34. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  36. Gunslinger
    170
  37. Master Ninja II
    164
  38. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  39. The Phantom Planet
    228
  40. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  41. Horrors of Spider Island
    236
  42. Prince of Space
    474
  43. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269
  44. Bride of the Monster
    245
  45. Bloodlust
    191
  46. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    286
  47. The Deadly Mantis
    226
  48. The Leech Woman
    247
  49. Time Chasers
    452
  50. Teenage Strangler
    324
  51. Hobgoblins
    405
  52. Danger! Death Ray
    486
  53. SST: Death Flight
    81
  54. Radar Secret Service
    230
  55. Mitchell
    597
  56. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  57. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    270
  58. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    248
  59. Untamed Youth
    140
  60. Ring of Terror
    198
  61. It Conquered the World
    297
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    708
  63. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    438
  64. Tormented
    227
  65. The Crawling Eye
    271
  66. Invasion USA
    183
  67. Teenage Caveman
    157
  68. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  69. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  70. The Touch of Satan
    354
  71. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  72. Moon Zero Two
    213
  73. Manhunt in Space
    173
  74. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    293
  75. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  76. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    330
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  81. Project Moonbase
    121
  82. The Sinister Urge
    223
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    326
  84. City Limits
    176
  85. The Creeping Terror
    253
  86. Space Mutiny
    925
  87. Being from Another Planet
    197
  88. The Crawling Hand
    167
  89. High School Big Shot
    195
  90. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  91. The Undead
    247
  92. Cave Dwellers
    446
  93. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  94. Lost Continent
    255
  95. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    215
  96. Escape 2000
    265

Recent Comments with recent replies

819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 3 years ago
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OMG!! @ 1:14:29 What is a giant figure of Adolph Hitler doing on the front of that Japanese building!? I'd love an explanation, 'cause that's just plain wrong.


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 6 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - over 7 years ago
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Very good episode, especially coming from season ZERO. I noticed Brian Blessed is in this, he was the father to Edmund in the first season of THE BLACK ADDER, also plays Lord Locksley...... Robin hoods father, in ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES.... With Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman.


Call sign Nasferatu or armidillo pants or dead woman
820 - Space Mutiny - over 2 years ago
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How did "lamont you big dummy.." NOT be used ??
Anyone have an idea how they were able to use the Battle Star Galactica scenes ? The only thing I can think of is "Fair use" cuz this cow flop of a movie couldn't have a budget to buy the clips unless the BSG peepz needed quick cash for drugs...Corn...Chicken....Onions...Carrots...celery...


Turkey In The Microwave
Forum - over 2 years ago
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So I keep hearing that we need more non-specific Forum posts. How about this reliable oldie: What type of riff makes you guffaw out loud regardless of setting (or frequency)? For me, it's gotta' be all the ones like, "Oh no Grandpa tried to use the microwave again!" (Accompanying some giant explosion, of course.) I guess because I've had my share of microwave disasters, despite not being anyone's grandparent. (And don't even get me started about unscheduled toast-burnings. Yuck!)

As a bonus, here's some non-MST seasonal ephemera which you may enjoy riffing on in your spare time. If you're stuck, just ask yourself, "WWAWD?" (What Would Adam West Do?) :)


I am woman, hear me roar!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


Aliza Gur is Hott!!!!!!!!
815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 3 years ago
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All I got to say is that... This movie needed a lot more of Aliza Gur in it!!!!!


Recent Riffs

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Which ones Manuel??


419 - The Rebel Set - about 1 year ago
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Oooh, I feel better... I'm gonna Confess to him more often.


401 - Space Travelers - about 1 year ago
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Where?!?


820 - Space Mutiny - about 1 year ago
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Like... Pat Riley here.


415 - The Beatniks - about 1 year ago
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Ed Wood!!!!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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Uup, she's got her in a Mark Eaton.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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Ahh... what are you guys talking about over there?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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Hah... Creedence Clearwater, up ahead?!?


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It's an eye of "COLOR".


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 1 year ago
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Danny likes ya Mr. !!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago
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Uhh, No. It goes in... In the tank. No.


322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago
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Who's Kyle?