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  1. The Brute Man
    214
  2. Puma Man
    509
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  4. Riding with Death
    386
  5. Eegah
    386
  6. Angels' Revenge
    206
  7. Wild Rebels
    166
  8. The Killer Shrews
    252
  9. Devil Doll
    243
  10. The Magic Sword
    205
  11. Future War
    261
  12. Werewolf
    525
  13. Operation Double 007
    233
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  15. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  16. Village of the Giants
    191
  17. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  18. The Screaming Skull
    269
  19. Catalina Caper
    266
  20. The Beatniks
    184
  21. Master Ninja I
    253
  22. Daddy-O
    248
  23. The Rebel Set
    160
  24. Laserblast
    390
  25. The Skydivers
    270
  26. San Francisco International
    262
  27. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  30. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  31. Santa Claus
    289
  32. The Indestructible Man
    157
  33. Girls Town
    284
  34. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  36. Gunslinger
    161
  37. Master Ninja II
    156
  38. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  39. The Phantom Planet
    217
  40. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  41. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  42. Prince of Space
    453
  43. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  44. Bride of the Monster
    233
  45. Bloodlust
    185
  46. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  47. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  48. The Leech Woman
    235
  49. Time Chasers
    429
  50. Teenage Strangler
    309
  51. Hobgoblins
    387
  52. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  53. SST: Death Flight
    76
  54. Radar Secret Service
    222
  55. Mitchell
    574
  56. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  57. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  58. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  59. Untamed Youth
    134
  60. Ring of Terror
    190
  61. It Conquered the World
    286
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  63. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  64. Tormented
    220
  65. The Crawling Eye
    259
  66. Invasion USA
    174
  67. Teenage Caveman
    155
  68. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  69. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  70. The Touch of Satan
    337
  71. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  72. Moon Zero Two
    199
  73. Manhunt in Space
    168
  74. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  75. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  76. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  81. Project Moonbase
    116
  82. The Sinister Urge
    215
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  84. City Limits
    169
  85. The Creeping Terror
    246
  86. Space Mutiny
    887
  87. Being from Another Planet
    195
  88. The Crawling Hand
    161
  89. High School Big Shot
    186
  90. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  91. The Undead
    239
  92. Cave Dwellers
    430

Recent Comments with recent replies

413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 6 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - over 6 years ago
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Very good episode, especially coming from season ZERO. I noticed Brian Blessed is in this, he was the father to Edmund in the first season of THE BLACK ADDER, also plays Lord Locksley...... Robin hoods father, in ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES.... With Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman.


Call sign Nasferatu or armidillo pants or dead woman
820 - Space Mutiny - over 1 year ago
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How did "lamont you big dummy.." NOT be used ??
Anyone have an idea how they were able to use the Battle Star Galactica scenes ? The only thing I can think of is "Fair use" cuz this cow flop of a movie couldn't have a budget to buy the clips unless the BSG peepz needed quick cash for drugs...Corn...Chicken....Onions...Carrots...celery...


Turkey In The Microwave
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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So I keep hearing that we need more non-specific Forum posts. How about this reliable oldie: What type of riff makes you guffaw out loud regardless of setting (or frequency)? For me, it's gotta' be all the ones like, "Oh no Grandpa tried to use the microwave again!" (Accompanying some giant explosion, of course.) I guess because I've had my share of microwave disasters, despite not being anyone's grandparent. (And don't even get me started about unscheduled toast-burnings. Yuck!)

As a bonus, here's some non-MST seasonal ephemera which you may enjoy riffing on in your spare time. If you're stuck, just ask yourself, "WWAWD?" (What Would Adam West Do?) :)


I am woman, hear me roar!
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 2 years ago
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OMG!! @ 1:14:29 What is a giant figure of Adolph Hitler doing on the front of that Japanese building!? I'd love an explanation, 'cause that's just plain wrong.


Aliza Gur is Hott!!!!!!!!
815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 2 years ago
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All I got to say is that... This movie needed a lot more of Aliza Gur in it!!!!!


Recent Riffs

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Which ones Manuel??


419 - The Rebel Set - 3 months ago
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Oooh, I feel better... I'm gonna Confess to him more often.


401 - Space Travelers - 3 months ago
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Where?!?


820 - Space Mutiny - 3 months ago
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Like... Pat Riley here.


415 - The Beatniks - 4 months ago
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Ed Wood!!!!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - 6 months ago
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Uup, she's got her in a Mark Eaton.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - 6 months ago
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Ahh... what are you guys talking about over there?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - 6 months ago
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Hah... Creedence Clearwater, up ahead?!?


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It's an eye of "COLOR".


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Danny likes ya Mr. !!


322 - Master Ninja I - 7 months ago
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Uhh, No. It goes in... In the tank. No.


322 - Master Ninja I - 7 months ago
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Who's Kyle?