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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Brute Man
    209
  2. Puma Man
    502
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  4. Riding with Death
    381
  5. Eegah
    378
  6. Angels' Revenge
    203
  7. Wild Rebels
    160
  8. The Killer Shrews
    249
  9. Devil Doll
    240
  10. The Magic Sword
    201
  11. Future War
    253
  12. Werewolf
    518
  13. Operation Double 007
    227
  14. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  15. Village of the Giants
    191
  16. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  17. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  18. The Screaming Skull
    264
  19. Catalina Caper
    258
  20. The Beatniks
    181
  21. Master Ninja I
    248
  22. Daddy-O
    243
  23. The Rebel Set
    156
  24. Laserblast
    383
  25. The Skydivers
    266
  26. San Francisco International
    255
  27. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  30. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  31. Santa Claus
    286
  32. The Indestructible Man
    152
  33. Girls Town
    282
  34. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  35. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  36. Gunslinger
    160
  37. Master Ninja II
    154
  38. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  39. The Phantom Planet
    212
  40. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  41. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  42. Prince of Space
    451
  43. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  44. Bride of the Monster
    227
  45. Bloodlust
    182
  46. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  47. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  48. The Leech Woman
    229
  49. Time Chasers
    425
  50. Teenage Strangler
    306
  51. Hobgoblins
    379
  52. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  53. SST: Death Flight
    75
  54. Radar Secret Service
    216
  55. Mitchell
    565
  56. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  57. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  58. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  59. Untamed Youth
    132
  60. Ring of Terror
    187
  61. It Conquered the World
    277
  62. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  63. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  64. Tormented
    218
  65. The Crawling Eye
    252
  66. Invasion USA
    171
  67. Teenage Caveman
    149
  68. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  69. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  70. The Touch of Satan
    334
  71. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  72. Moon Zero Two
    190
  73. Manhunt in Space
    161
  74. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  75. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  76. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  81. Project Moonbase
    111
  82. The Sinister Urge
    210
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  84. City Limits
    168
  85. The Creeping Terror
    243
  86. Space Mutiny
    874
  87. Being from Another Planet
    190
  88. The Crawling Hand
    155
  89. High School Big Shot
    184

Recent Comments with recent replies

413 - Manhunt in Space - over 5 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


K10 - Cosmic Princess - over 6 years ago
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Very good episode, especially coming from season ZERO. I noticed Brian Blessed is in this, he was the father to Edmund in the first season of THE BLACK ADDER, also plays Lord Locksley...... Robin hoods father, in ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES.... With Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman.


Call sign Nasferatu or armidillo pants or dead woman
820 - Space Mutiny - over 1 year ago
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How did "lamont you big dummy.." NOT be used ??
Anyone have an idea how they were able to use the Battle Star Galactica scenes ? The only thing I can think of is "Fair use" cuz this cow flop of a movie couldn't have a budget to buy the clips unless the BSG peepz needed quick cash for drugs...Corn...Chicken....Onions...Carrots...celery...


Turkey In The Microwave
Forum - over 1 year ago
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So I keep hearing that we need more non-specific Forum posts. How about this reliable oldie: What type of riff makes you guffaw out loud regardless of setting (or frequency)? For me, it's gotta' be all the ones like, "Oh no Grandpa tried to use the microwave again!" (Accompanying some giant explosion, of course.) I guess because I've had my share of microwave disasters, despite not being anyone's grandparent. (And don't even get me started about unscheduled toast-burnings. Yuck!)

As a bonus, here's some non-MST seasonal ephemera which you may enjoy riffing on in your spare time. If you're stuck, just ask yourself, "WWAWD?" (What Would Adam West Do?) :)


I am woman, hear me roar!
Forum - over 1 year ago
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


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OMG!! @ 1:14:29 What is a giant figure of Adolph Hitler doing on the front of that Japanese building!? I'd love an explanation, 'cause that's just plain wrong.


Aliza Gur is Hott!!!!!!!!
815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 1 year ago
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All I got to say is that... This movie needed a lot more of Aliza Gur in it!!!!!


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 2 months ago
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Uup, she's got her in a Mark Eaton.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 2 months ago
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Ahh... what are you guys talking about over there?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 2 months ago
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Hah... Creedence Clearwater, up ahead?!?


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It's an eye of "COLOR".


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Danny likes ya Mr. !!


322 - Master Ninja I - 3 months ago
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Uhh, No. It goes in... In the tank. No.


322 - Master Ninja I - 3 months ago
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Who's Kyle?


322 - Master Ninja I - 3 months ago
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TILT!


403 - City Limits - 3 months ago
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Oh, now... now can we all just stop and look at our scripts. Oh, I guess it does say that Boy George drives in lobbing Molotov Cocktails, Huh...


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DON'T!
TOUCH!
MMMASK!!


802 - The Leech Woman - 5 months ago
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Oooh... Otis Nixon's Twin Sister.


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For a White Wedding.