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Rhys Patterson

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hobgoblins
    360
  2. Operation Double 007
    208
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    315
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  5. The She-Creature
    154
  6. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    246
  7. The Magic Sword
    186
  8. Escape 2000
    230
  9. Track of the Moon Beast
    252
  10. The Deadly Mantis
    188
  11. Hercules Unchained
    163
  12. Werewolf
    484

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801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 5 years ago
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Now the "PUNK" reference makes sense..... That's Clint "Harry Callahan" Eastwood


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 5 years ago
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago
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I watch this movie and I think Persis and Pleasence had a conversation that went like this. "Persis my dear. When you were bald in the Star Trek film... Did you have someone lick honey off your scalp? It really is an experience that makes it worth putting up with all the penis comparison jokes"


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago
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I am betting this is another movie where the luagage haulers are complaining about the money and director in another language on camera. It's actually really really common and in some of the classics, so I bet they are doing it in this stink burger


813 - Jack Frost - about 5 years ago
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I don't get why they just didn't call the her Baba Yaga in the translation. It's clearly her from folklore. Hunchback fairy indeed!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 4 years ago
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I have to wonder how Zap and Troy felt about Mst3k riffing on them. Somehow I think zap would be cool with it, and Troy... Troy would not know of it because he got trapped in a well with Timmy. Lassie just stopped caring


911 - Devil Fish - about 5 years ago
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I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.


911 - Devil Fish - over 4 years ago
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Shark and octopus? Together in one. Pfft it wouldn't have taken over the ocean it would be hunted to extinction, if if someone wasn't trying to deep fry it, make it soup, or roll it up in rice and seaweed, a group of Asian men with erectile dysfunction would e chasing it down to powder it and snort it in the hopes of a better Viagra drug. It never had a chance.


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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I may regret asking this but what is a naked burpee?


411 - The Magic Sword - almost 5 years ago
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The movie where you can read the inside of Basil Rathbone's skull "ennui... ENNUI!"


411 - The Magic Sword - about 4 years ago
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Okay Estelle's breasts bother me in this movie I have to say it. That is a lot of gravity time and entropy to defy there. They also don't move when she does. They actually remind me of couch cushions my grandma had.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - almost 5 years ago
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Was that bomb repair ape Mike?


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 5 years ago
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"And what's the first feature that makes a selling wizard?" Bosoms!


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There was a small golden man reading to me from a dirty book


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" over there in those reeds is where my daddy met my pappy!"


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"Oh take me to the mushroom palace my sweet friend booze,"


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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Winged bears! Oh my God its the end times!


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 4 years ago
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But I've got a mantis in my pantis


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This the story of fried pork rhines


705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago
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You like that? You like it when I touch your penthouse?


705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago
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"Nobody wants to sit on a John filled with dynamite" I did once it was a big mistake


705 - Escape 2000 - over 4 years ago
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How 'bout a little fire spaceman?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 5 years ago
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All this AND he lives with his mother, WOW!


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"...frankly I'm bored." That's why you kept saying William Hurts name!