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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 2 years ago
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I wanted to thank you for providing the WIT these past few days. I know i fall asleep half the time but it is still nice to be able to chat a bit at the end of my day.


James Wolfe - over 2 years ago
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Yes it is for sure Spinal Tap.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Deadly Mantis
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  2. Radar Secret Service
    205
  3. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    196
  4. Space Mutiny
    843
  5. Laserblast
    360
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  8. Puma Man
    477
  9. Fugitive Alien
    305
  10. Werewolf
    493
  11. Gamera
    224

Recent Comments with recent replies

820 - Space Mutiny - 12 days ago
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In case anyone was wondering, they came up with a grand total of 41 full nicknames for Thunk Masterthrust — now, for a complete list:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Van der Huge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Bock Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Griste McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squat-thrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Eat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Snidely Whiplash
Roll Fizzlebeef

there were an additional six single names given as well:
Slab, Hunk, Fink, Clod, Stig, and Chunkhead.

This has been a public service announcment from ConHugeCo


403 - City Limits - over 2 years ago
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more lame superhero ideas. Quickie, Bow Job, and Supachunk


207 - Wild Rebels - over 2 years ago
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man you can NOT hear a thing they're saying in the film...


818 - Devil Doll - over 2 years ago
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wow this movie is so dull i completely failed to notice that servo is a streudel the last leg of the film.


401 - Space Travelers - almost 5 years ago
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The vitamin pill, frozen dough, the tie clip, the nylon windbreaker, naugahyde, GIA technology, helicopters, planes, the styrofoam peanut, the bendy straw, margarine, Crest, fireworks and corn dogs are the only things listed that were actually advanced by space technology, right?


112 - Untamed Youth - over 2 years ago
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this movie makes me ill.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago
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i think this is one of the few episodes where I remember the host segments more than the movie.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago
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with his yellow cardigan, black pants, and silly posturing, Adam reminds me of Kirk


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 5 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 2 years ago
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i want to smack those girls upside the face with a large, smelly, dead, fish.


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 2 years ago
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I don't know if it's just because the narrator is bashing that girl for her looks, but I find her really attractive, especially for the late 40s when the short was filmed. Then they clean her up, and she looks like my grandmother as a young woman. Yuck.


Recent Riffs

MST3K Host Segments: Season 6 - about 2 years ago
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"Frank I give you three seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow."


MST3K Host Segments: Season 2 - about 2 years ago
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RAM chips.


WAFFLES! - about 2 years ago
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Frank this time I'm really going to hurt you.


UHF - MST3K Music Video - about 2 years ago
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Seventeen and a half scotches later...


MST3K Host Segments: Season 3 - about 2 years ago
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"Thank you! It's long enough."


MST3K Host Segments: Season 3 - about 2 years ago
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"No!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Huh?"


Rifftrax- Best of The Avengers - about 2 years ago
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Dammit Robert Downey stop riffing your own movie!


Rifftrax- Best of The Avengers - about 2 years ago
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"Mutha-"
"DON'T"


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We all live in a... grey submarine.


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Go Packerssssss!!


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Private Otto has burnt the bratwurst again. Shoot him!


MST3K Host Segments: Season 4 - about 2 years ago
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"Frank. Let's pretend I hurt you and move on."