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Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 2 years ago
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I wanted to thank you for providing the WIT these past few days. I know i fall asleep half the time but it is still nice to be able to chat a bit at the end of my day.


James Wolfe - almost 2 years ago
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Yes it is for sure Spinal Tap.


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  2. Radar Secret Service
    192
  3. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    184
  4. Space Mutiny
    818
  5. Laserblast
    347
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    280
  8. Puma Man
    456
  9. Fugitive Alien
    294
  10. Werewolf
    477
  11. Gamera
    214

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912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 2 years ago
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Three peahens got loose from somewhere and were roaming around our neighborhood. I have no idea where they came from.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 1 year ago
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man you can NOT hear a thing they're saying in the film...


K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 2 years ago
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wait. magnitude 16? are you shitting me? THEY WOULD HAVE NOTICED.


110 - Robot Holocaust - almost 2 years ago
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it might helpif the film's sound was louder.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 2 years ago
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Also "average age of cells is eight months" That.... well cells renew over time. Supposedly all of your cells in your body are replaced every seven years. And certain types of cell are replaced very rapidly. Additionally, can't octopi regrow tentacles? and if it's the end of the tentacle, its entirely likely it isn't as old as the creature itself.


I have to ask
Forum - 2 months ago
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What is your single favorite riff in all of MST3k?


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Who's Shane McGowan of the Popes? I know there's a Shane McGowan of the Pogues, but I've never heard of the Popes.
Also I love them for that reference there.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 2 years ago
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"Tell me I look like Micky Dolenz"
Im glad Im not the only one who thought that.


1008 - Final Justice - almost 2 years ago
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This movie is "Welcome to the 'Merican way of doing things!"


403 - City Limits - over 1 year ago
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more lame superhero ideas. Quickie, Bow Job, and Supachunk


816 - Prince of Space - almost 2 years ago
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these episodes feel like the later seasons of red dwarf, where thy're just making up all sorts of weird stuff


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago
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Jack Palance was in the "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" episode "Planet of the Slave Girls".


Recent Riffs

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"Frank I give you three seconds to stop licking my face."

"Count slow."


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RAM chips.


WAFFLES! - over 1 year ago
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Frank this time I'm really going to hurt you.


UHF - MST3K Music Video - over 1 year ago
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Seventeen and a half scotches later...


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"Thank you! It's long enough."


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"No!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Huh?"


Rifftrax- Best of The Avengers - over 1 year ago
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Dammit Robert Downey stop riffing your own movie!


Rifftrax- Best of The Avengers - over 1 year ago
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"Mutha-"
"DON'T"


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We all live in a... grey submarine.


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Go Packerssssss!!


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Private Otto has burnt the bratwurst again. Shoot him!


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"Frank. Let's pretend I hurt you and move on."