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Muffin - over 1 year ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - about 2 years ago
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Muffin - over 2 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  2. The Hellcats
    102
  3. The Killer Shrews
    233
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  6. Riding with Death
    361
  7. High School Big Shot
    175
  8. Squirm
    216
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    176
  10. The Undead
    225
  11. The Deadly Bees
    202
  12. The Projected Man
    189
  13. The Screaming Skull
    250
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    227
  15. Time of the Apes
    253
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    245
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    238
  20. It Conquered the World
    258
  21. Daddy-O
    230
  22. The Leech Woman
    215
  23. The She-Creature
    161
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    150
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  26. Santa Claus
    269
  27. Village of the Giants
    180
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    300
  29. Hamlet
    167
  30. The Human Duplicators
    193
  31. San Francisco International
    245
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    249
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    184
  35. Puma Man
    478
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  37. Racket Girls
    161
  38. The Space Children
    162
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  41. The Mad Monster
    126
  42. The Magic Sword
    192
  43. The Violent Years
    156
  44. Mighty Jack
    160
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    257
  46. The Starfighters
    219
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    319
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    291
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    172
  51. The Beatniks
    173
  52. Escape 2000
    238
  53. The Sidehackers
    190
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    711
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  56. Project Moonbase
    107
  57. The Slime People
    117
  58. Operation Double 007
    215
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    211
  60. The Unearthly
    180
  61. The Phantom Planet
    206
  62. Alien from L.A.
    257
  63. The Black Scorpion
    111
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    282
  65. Beginning of the End
    245
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    161
  67. Time Chasers
    410
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    140
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    140
  70. The Mole People
    182
  71. It Lives by Night
    161
  72. Hobgoblins
    371
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    139
  74. The Creeping Terror
    234
  75. Future War
    241
  76. The Indestructible Man
    145
  77. Being from Another Planet
    180
  78. Space Mutiny
    847
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    197
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    215
  81. Master Ninja I
    238
  82. Soultaker
    346
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  84. The Rebel Set
    148
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  86. Fugitive Alien
    308
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    196
  88. 12 to the Moon
    185
  89. Laserblast
    363
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    139
  91. Manhunt in Space
    153
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  93. Gunslinger
    150
  94. Bloodlust
    172
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    140
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  97. The Skydivers
    251
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    145
  99. Teenage Strangler
    294
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  101. Wild Rebels
    151
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  103. Jack Frost
    299
  104. Robot Monster
    142
  105. Hercules
    145
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  107. The Brute Man
    200
  108. Bride of the Monster
    215
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    262
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    302
  112. Catalina Caper
    248
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    376
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    208
  115. The Crawling Eye
    241
  116. Mitchell
    539
  117. Ring of Terror
    178
  118. Final Justice
    248
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    190
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    290
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    262
  122. Robot Holocaust
    141
  123. Cave Dwellers
    401
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  125. Crash of the Moons
    156
  126. Gamera
    224
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  129. The Crawling Hand
    145
  130. The Sinister Urge
    202
  131. Prince of Space
    425
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    197
  133. Gorgo
    158
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    232
  135. Devil Fish
    236
  136. Lost Continent
    230
  137. Hercules Unchained
    169
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    226
  141. Master Ninja II
    149
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    264
  143. Pod People
    522
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    142
  145. Radar Secret Service
    205
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  147. Werewolf
    497
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    319
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    216
  150. Diabolik
    196
  151. Invasion USA
    160
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    154
  153. Angels' Revenge
    193
  154. Jungle Goddess
    170
  155. Stranded in Space
    121
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  157. King Dinosaur
    187
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  160. Rocketship X-M
    267
  161. The Touch of Satan
    319
  162. Girls Town
    272
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  164. Space Travelers
    138
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  167. Eegah
    362
  168. City Limits
    159
  169. Carnival Magic
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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - 3 months ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


It's Time for DripTrax
Forum - about 2 months ago
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I decided to show some support for Rifftrax, and become a Driptraxian! For $4/month (I missed the $3 special) it's pretty cool depending on how much you love behind-the-scenes Rifftrax action, which I guess I must pretty much love!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - 7 months ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - 5 months ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Movies For Season 12
Forum - 4 months ago
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Here are my choices:

Disturbing Behaivor
Captain America (1990)
Jennifer (1978)
Friday The 13th VII: The New Blood
The Rage: Carrie 2
Frogs (1972)
Empire Of The Ants
Food Of The Gods
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - 9 months ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Is This Love?
Forum - 6 months ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
Forum - 10 months ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 2 years ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


322 - Master Ninja I - about 2 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...