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Muffin - over 2 years ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


Lingering Shot of Wet Pork, Ok? - almost 3 years ago
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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - almost 3 years ago
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Muffin - about 3 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  2. The Hellcats
    110
  3. The Killer Shrews
    244
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  6. Riding with Death
    380
  7. High School Big Shot
    181
  8. Squirm
    227
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  10. The Undead
    234
  11. The Deadly Bees
    209
  12. The Projected Man
    194
  13. The Screaming Skull
    258
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  15. Time of the Apes
    262
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    251
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  20. It Conquered the World
    273
  21. Daddy-O
    240
  22. The Leech Woman
    227
  23. The She-Creature
    167
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  26. Santa Claus
    284
  27. Village of the Giants
    190
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  29. Hamlet
    174
  30. The Human Duplicators
    200
  31. San Francisco International
    251
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  35. Puma Man
    499
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  37. Racket Girls
    165
  38. The Space Children
    171
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  41. The Mad Monster
    134
  42. The Magic Sword
    198
  43. The Violent Years
    163
  44. Mighty Jack
    163
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  46. The Starfighters
    227
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  51. The Beatniks
    179
  52. Escape 2000
    245
  53. The Sidehackers
    197
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  56. Project Moonbase
    110
  57. The Slime People
    121
  58. Operation Double 007
    226
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  60. The Unearthly
    190
  61. The Phantom Planet
    211
  62. Alien from L.A.
    265
  63. The Black Scorpion
    116
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  65. Beginning of the End
    252
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  67. Time Chasers
    421
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  70. The Mole People
    193
  71. It Lives by Night
    167
  72. Hobgoblins
    375
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  74. The Creeping Terror
    241
  75. Future War
    251
  76. The Indestructible Man
    151
  77. Being from Another Planet
    188
  78. Space Mutiny
    868
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  81. Master Ninja I
    247
  82. Soultaker
    357
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  84. The Rebel Set
    155
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  86. Fugitive Alien
    318
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  88. 12 to the Moon
    197
  89. Laserblast
    379
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  91. Manhunt in Space
    160
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  93. Gunslinger
    158
  94. Bloodlust
    180
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  97. The Skydivers
    264
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  99. Teenage Strangler
    303
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  101. Wild Rebels
    158
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  103. Jack Frost
    317
  104. Robot Monster
    147
  105. Hercules
    150
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  107. The Brute Man
    208
  108. Bride of the Monster
    226
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  112. Catalina Caper
    254
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  115. The Crawling Eye
    251
  116. Mitchell
    560
  117. Ring of Terror
    185
  118. Final Justice
    256
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  122. Robot Holocaust
    146
  123. Cave Dwellers
    415
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  125. Crash of the Moons
    164
  126. Gamera
    232
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  129. The Crawling Hand
    152
  130. The Sinister Urge
    209
  131. Prince of Space
    447
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  133. Gorgo
    164
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  135. Devil Fish
    245
  136. Lost Continent
    235
  137. Hercules Unchained
    175
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    268
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  141. Master Ninja II
    153
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  143. Pod People
    541
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  145. Radar Secret Service
    214
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  147. Werewolf
    516
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  150. Diabolik
    203
  151. Invasion USA
    170
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  153. Angels' Revenge
    202
  154. Jungle Goddess
    179
  155. Stranded in Space
    124
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  157. King Dinosaur
    193
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    211
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    292
  160. Rocketship X-M
    273
  161. The Touch of Satan
    331
  162. Girls Town
    280
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  164. Space Travelers
    147
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  167. Eegah
    375
  168. City Limits
    166
  169. Carnival Magic
    15

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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


It's Time for DripTrax
Forum - 11 months ago
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I decided to show some support for Rifftrax, and become a Driptraxian! For $4/month (I missed the $3 special) it's pretty cool depending on how much you love behind-the-scenes Rifftrax action, which I guess I must pretty much love!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - about 1 year ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Movies For Season 12
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Here are my choices:

Disturbing Behaivor
Captain America (1990)
Jennifer (1978)
Friday The 13th VII: The New Blood
The Rage: Carrie 2
Frogs (1972)
Empire Of The Ants
Food Of The Gods
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Is This Love?
Forum - about 1 year ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
Forum - over 1 year ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 3 years ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 3 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...