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Muffin - 6 months ago

Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


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Muffin - 12 months ago

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Muffin - about 1 year ago

I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  2. The Hellcats
    89
  3. The Killer Shrews
    211
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  6. Riding with Death
    336
  7. High School Big Shot
    155
  8. Squirm
    194
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    156
  10. The Undead
    203
  11. The Deadly Bees
    174
  12. The Projected Man
    167
  13. The Screaming Skull
    228
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  15. Time of the Apes
    224
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  20. It Conquered the World
    227
  21. Daddy-O
    205
  22. The Leech Woman
    191
  23. The She-Creature
    142
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  26. Santa Claus
    251
  27. Village of the Giants
    167
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  29. Hamlet
    143
  30. The Human Duplicators
    169
  31. San Francisco International
    221
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  35. Puma Man
    440
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  37. Racket Girls
    142
  38. The Space Children
    138
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  41. The Mad Monster
    115
  42. The Magic Sword
    170
  43. The Violent Years
    140
  44. Mighty Jack
    143
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  46. The Starfighters
    197
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  51. The Beatniks
    160
  52. Escape 2000
    210
  53. The Sidehackers
    171
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  56. Project Moonbase
    91
  57. The Slime People
    98
  58. Operation Double 007
    196
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  60. The Unearthly
    166
  61. The Phantom Planet
    182
  62. Alien from L.A.
    239
  63. The Black Scorpion
    94
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  65. Beginning of the End
    228
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  67. Time Chasers
    378
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  70. The Mole People
    160
  71. It Lives by Night
    143
  72. Hobgoblins
    335
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    122
  74. The Creeping Terror
    218
  75. Future War
    229
  76. The Indestructible Man
    131
  77. Being from Another Planet
    160
  78. Space Mutiny
    784
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  81. Master Ninja I
    217
  82. Soultaker
    320
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  84. The Rebel Set
    136
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  86. Fugitive Alien
    271
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  88. 12 to the Moon
    172
  89. Laserblast
    336
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  91. Manhunt in Space
    139
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  93. Gunslinger
    131
  94. Bloodlust
    150
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    220
  97. The Skydivers
    224
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  99. Teenage Strangler
    270
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  101. Wild Rebels
    137
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  103. Jack Frost
    275
  104. Robot Monster
    130
  105. Hercules
    125
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  107. The Brute Man
    175
  108. Bride of the Monster
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  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  112. Catalina Caper
    230
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  115. The Crawling Eye
    216
  116. Mitchell
    497
  117. Ring of Terror
    161
  118. Final Justice
    229
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  122. Robot Holocaust
    124
  123. Cave Dwellers
    362
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  125. Crash of the Moons
    131
  126. Gamera
    192
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  129. The Crawling Hand
    130
  130. The Sinister Urge
    184
  131. Prince of Space
    378
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  133. Gorgo
    152
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  135. Devil Fish
    220
  136. Lost Continent
    209
  137. Hercules Unchained
    153
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  141. Master Ninja II
    135
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  143. Pod People
    476
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  145. Radar Secret Service
    178
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  147. Werewolf
    457
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  150. Diabolik
    178
  151. Invasion USA
    139
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  153. Angels' Revenge
    180
  154. Jungle Goddess
    146
  155. Stranded in Space
    109
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  157. King Dinosaur
    166
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  160. Rocketship X-M
    240
  161. The Touch of Satan
    285
  162. Girls Town
    250
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  164. Space Travelers
    125

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Whirled Record
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Hmmmm..... we're now 10 levels into the comments on one of the posts below. [Holds out 12" circle of black vinyl] Is this a record?


Singles Appreciation Day or whatever normal people call it
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Valentine's plans, anyone?
I'm engaging in my annual tradition of seeing a movie by myself and getting drunk. I'm gonna see the Lego Batman movie tonight, but I'm nervous----Why? Because The Lego Movie is one of my favorite movies, and I'm afraid my expectations may be too high going in to see the spin-off. Has anyone seen it yet? How is it?

And anyone else got plans for Singles Appreciation Day?


Top Picks for MST3k V Day?
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Girls Town is hard to beat. Just looking for one I have not seen, though.


[Irate Headline]
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[Insert Irate post about item completely unrelated to MST3K]


It Follows
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Checked this teen horror out on Netflix a week or so ago. It Follows. Title may sound horror, but the movie itself is well...sleepy. Too sleepy for me. Stopped watching it at some point as it was boring, but it was about teen girls falling in love with this guy who is also a murderer. he mates, then he kills like the mantis in his pantis. It's hardly scary. More confusing in places. The only memorable thing I can think of from it was this naked girl standing out on a street when another girl is getting murdered Manhunter or Batman Forever style strapped to a office chair. Not that the other girl is naked, but she's standing in a street. Or was it a parking lot? Whatever it was night and probably cold out. That scene was odd but boring. That's around when I start to loose interest in the movie and did other things while it was on. Makes good white noise at least. Might be MST3K riffing worthy too,


MST3K re-boot
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Forum - about 2 months ago

Steve Miller said it best "take the money and run"


mst3k 2017
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Forum - about 2 months ago

what happened to the new episodes? their kick start raised enough money and now I cant find anything about it anywhere


Maawij
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Forum - about 2 months ago

I'm getting married in 12 days, and to celebrate, my wedding day's Watch-it-Together will be "Bride of the Monster". I guess I'm the monster?


go Teach
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Forum - about 2 months ago

go


RIP Barbara Hale
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Forum - about 2 months ago

Probably best known as Della Street of the Perry Mason franchise and who appeared in The Giant Spider Invasion.
Sadly, it seems like there's no end to the current celebrity death cycle....


WAiT: The Truly Talented
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Forum - 2 months ago

Does anyone else here try to spin random objects on their finger like Michael J. Nelstoner does? Personally, I "stick" mostly to cardboard boxes, and haven't progressed to chainsaws yet, but I wouldn't be trying NEARLY as often if I hadn't seen Mike do it first. Damn you, MJN...


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


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322 - Master Ninja I - 12 months ago

Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...