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Muffin - over 2 years ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - almost 3 years ago
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Muffin - almost 3 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  2. The Hellcats
    108
  3. The Killer Shrews
    243
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  6. Riding with Death
    379
  7. High School Big Shot
    178
  8. Squirm
    220
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  10. The Undead
    231
  11. The Deadly Bees
    207
  12. The Projected Man
    193
  13. The Screaming Skull
    254
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  15. Time of the Apes
    257
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    210
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  20. It Conquered the World
    270
  21. Daddy-O
    237
  22. The Leech Woman
    222
  23. The She-Creature
    166
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  26. Santa Claus
    276
  27. Village of the Giants
    188
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  29. Hamlet
    172
  30. The Human Duplicators
    197
  31. San Francisco International
    249
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  35. Puma Man
    495
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  37. Racket Girls
    164
  38. The Space Children
    167
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  41. The Mad Monster
    133
  42. The Magic Sword
    197
  43. The Violent Years
    161
  44. Mighty Jack
    162
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
  46. The Starfighters
    224
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
  51. The Beatniks
    177
  52. Escape 2000
    243
  53. The Sidehackers
    195
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  56. Project Moonbase
    107
  57. The Slime People
    120
  58. Operation Double 007
    223
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  60. The Unearthly
    188
  61. The Phantom Planet
    208
  62. Alien from L.A.
    261
  63. The Black Scorpion
    113
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  65. Beginning of the End
    252
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  67. Time Chasers
    418
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    147
  70. The Mole People
    189
  71. It Lives by Night
    164
  72. Hobgoblins
    373
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  74. The Creeping Terror
    238
  75. Future War
    247
  76. The Indestructible Man
    150
  77. Being from Another Planet
    186
  78. Space Mutiny
    860
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    203
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  81. Master Ninja I
    243
  82. Soultaker
    354
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  84. The Rebel Set
    154
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  86. Fugitive Alien
    313
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  88. 12 to the Moon
    193
  89. Laserblast
    371
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  91. Manhunt in Space
    158
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  93. Gunslinger
    156
  94. Bloodlust
    176
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    144
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  97. The Skydivers
    260
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    149
  99. Teenage Strangler
    301
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  101. Wild Rebels
    156
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  103. Jack Frost
    312
  104. Robot Monster
    145
  105. Hercules
    149
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  107. The Brute Man
    205
  108. Bride of the Monster
    222
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  112. Catalina Caper
    253
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  115. The Crawling Eye
    249
  116. Mitchell
    555
  117. Ring of Terror
    184
  118. Final Justice
    253
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    194
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  122. Robot Holocaust
    145
  123. Cave Dwellers
    413
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  125. Crash of the Moons
    162
  126. Gamera
    228
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  129. The Crawling Hand
    150
  130. The Sinister Urge
    207
  131. Prince of Space
    441
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  133. Gorgo
    162
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  135. Devil Fish
    241
  136. Lost Continent
    233
  137. Hercules Unchained
    174
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  141. Master Ninja II
    150
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  143. Pod People
    535
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  145. Radar Secret Service
    210
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  147. Werewolf
    511
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  150. Diabolik
    202
  151. Invasion USA
    168
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    161
  153. Angels' Revenge
    198
  154. Jungle Goddess
    178
  155. Stranded in Space
    123
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  157. King Dinosaur
    191
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  160. Rocketship X-M
    271
  161. The Touch of Satan
    326
  162. Girls Town
    279
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  164. Space Travelers
    144
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  167. Eegah
    370
  168. City Limits
    162
  169. Carnival Magic
    14

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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - 10 months ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


It's Time for DripTrax
Forum - 9 months ago
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I decided to show some support for Rifftrax, and become a Driptraxian! For $4/month (I missed the $3 special) it's pretty cool depending on how much you love behind-the-scenes Rifftrax action, which I guess I must pretty much love!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 1 year ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - 12 months ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Movies For Season 12
Forum - 11 months ago
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Here are my choices:

Disturbing Behaivor
Captain America (1990)
Jennifer (1978)
Friday The 13th VII: The New Blood
The Rage: Carrie 2
Frogs (1972)
Empire Of The Ants
Food Of The Gods
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Is This Love?
Forum - about 1 year ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
Forum - over 1 year ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 2 years ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 3 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...