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Muffin - 7 months ago

Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


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Muffin - about 1 year ago

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Muffin - about 1 year ago

I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  2. The Hellcats
    89
  3. The Killer Shrews
    214
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    190
  6. Riding with Death
    338
  7. High School Big Shot
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  8. Squirm
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  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
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  10. The Undead
    207
  11. The Deadly Bees
    177
  12. The Projected Man
    174
  13. The Screaming Skull
    233
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  15. Time of the Apes
    230
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    125
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    215
  20. It Conquered the World
    233
  21. Daddy-O
    211
  22. The Leech Woman
    195
  23. The She-Creature
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  24. Last of the Wild Horses
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  25. Teenage Crime Wave
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  26. Santa Claus
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  27. Village of the Giants
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  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  29. Hamlet
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  30. The Human Duplicators
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  31. San Francisco International
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  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
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  33. The Day the Earth Froze
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  34. Earth vs. the Spider
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  35. Puma Man
    446
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  37. Racket Girls
    147
  38. The Space Children
    139
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
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  41. The Mad Monster
    115
  42. The Magic Sword
    174
  43. The Violent Years
    140
  44. Mighty Jack
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  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
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  46. The Starfighters
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  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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  48. Outlaw of Gor
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  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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  50. Code Name Diamond Head
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  51. The Beatniks
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  52. Escape 2000
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  53. The Sidehackers
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  54. The Final Sacrifice
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  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
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  56. Project Moonbase
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  57. The Slime People
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  58. Operation Double 007
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  59. Horrors of Spider Island
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  60. The Unearthly
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  61. The Phantom Planet
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  62. Alien from L.A.
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  63. The Black Scorpion
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  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
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  65. Beginning of the End
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  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
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  67. Time Chasers
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  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  69. First Spaceship on Venus
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  70. The Mole People
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  71. It Lives by Night
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  72. Hobgoblins
    343
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
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  74. The Creeping Terror
    219
  75. Future War
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  76. The Indestructible Man
    136
  77. Being from Another Planet
    164
  78. Space Mutiny
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  79. The Deadly Mantis
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  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
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  81. Master Ninja I
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  82. Soultaker
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  83. Swamp Diamonds
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  84. The Rebel Set
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  85. The Incredible Melting Man
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  86. Fugitive Alien
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  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
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  88. 12 to the Moon
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  89. Laserblast
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  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
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  91. Manhunt in Space
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  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  93. Gunslinger
    134
  94. Bloodlust
    152
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
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  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
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  97. The Skydivers
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  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
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  101. Wild Rebels
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  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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  103. Jack Frost
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  104. Robot Monster
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  105. Hercules
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  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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  111. Warrior of the Lost World
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  117. Ring of Terror
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  118. Final Justice
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  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  120. Night of the Blood Beast
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  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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  122. Robot Holocaust
    126
  123. Cave Dwellers
    367
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    261
  125. Crash of the Moons
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  126. Gamera
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  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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  129. The Crawling Hand
    131
  130. The Sinister Urge
    187
  131. Prince of Space
    387
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
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  133. Gorgo
    153
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
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  135. Devil Fish
    223
  136. Lost Continent
    212
  137. Hercules Unchained
    157
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
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  141. Master Ninja II
    138
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  143. Pod People
    485
  144. Rocket Attack USA
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  145. Radar Secret Service
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  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  147. Werewolf
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  148. Monster A-Go Go
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  149. Red Zone Cuba
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  150. Diabolik
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  151. Invasion USA
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  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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  153. Angels' Revenge
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  154. Jungle Goddess
    149
  155. Stranded in Space
    110
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  157. King Dinosaur
    168
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    185
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  160. Rocketship X-M
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  161. The Touch of Satan
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  162. Girls Town
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  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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  164. Space Travelers
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Whirled Record
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Forum - 2 months ago

Hmmmm..... we're now 10 levels into the comments on one of the posts below. [Holds out 12" circle of black vinyl] Is this a record?


Singles Appreciation Day or whatever normal people call it
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Forum - 2 months ago

Valentine's plans, anyone?
I'm engaging in my annual tradition of seeing a movie by myself and getting drunk. I'm gonna see the Lego Batman movie tonight, but I'm nervous----Why? Because The Lego Movie is one of my favorite movies, and I'm afraid my expectations may be too high going in to see the spin-off. Has anyone seen it yet? How is it?

And anyone else got plans for Singles Appreciation Day?


Top Picks for MST3k V Day?
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Forum - 2 months ago

Girls Town is hard to beat. Just looking for one I have not seen, though.


[Irate Headline]
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Forum - 3 months ago

[Insert Irate post about item completely unrelated to MST3K]


It Follows
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Forum - 2 months ago

Checked this teen horror out on Netflix a week or so ago. It Follows. Title may sound horror, but the movie itself is well...sleepy. Too sleepy for me. Stopped watching it at some point as it was boring, but it was about teen girls falling in love with this guy who is also a murderer. he mates, then he kills like the mantis in his pantis. It's hardly scary. More confusing in places. The only memorable thing I can think of from it was this naked girl standing out on a street when another girl is getting murdered Manhunter or Batman Forever style strapped to a office chair. Not that the other girl is naked, but she's standing in a street. Or was it a parking lot? Whatever it was night and probably cold out. That scene was odd but boring. That's around when I start to loose interest in the movie and did other things while it was on. Makes good white noise at least. Might be MST3K riffing worthy too,


MST3K re-boot
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Forum - 3 months ago

Steve Miller said it best "take the money and run"


mst3k 2017
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Forum - 3 months ago

what happened to the new episodes? their kick start raised enough money and now I cant find anything about it anywhere


Maawij
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Forum - 3 months ago

I'm getting married in 12 days, and to celebrate, my wedding day's Watch-it-Together will be "Bride of the Monster". I guess I'm the monster?


go Teach
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Forum - 3 months ago

go


RIP Barbara Hale
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Forum - 3 months ago

Probably best known as Della Street of the Perry Mason franchise and who appeared in The Giant Spider Invasion.
Sadly, it seems like there's no end to the current celebrity death cycle....


WAiT: The Truly Talented
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Forum - 3 months ago

Does anyone else here try to spin random objects on their finger like Michael J. Nelstoner does? Personally, I "stick" mostly to cardboard boxes, and haven't progressed to chainsaws yet, but I wouldn't be trying NEARLY as often if I hadn't seen Mike do it first. Damn you, MJN...


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


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322 - Master Ninja I - about 1 year ago

Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...