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Muffin - 5 months ago

Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


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Muffin - 11 months ago

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Muffin - about 1 year ago

I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    127
  2. The Hellcats
    89
  3. The Killer Shrews
    211
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  6. Riding with Death
    335
  7. High School Big Shot
    156
  8. Squirm
    192
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    154
  10. The Undead
    203
  11. The Deadly Bees
    174
  12. The Projected Man
    166
  13. The Screaming Skull
    227
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    204
  15. Time of the Apes
    221
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    120
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    179
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210
  20. It Conquered the World
    225
  21. Daddy-O
    203
  22. The Leech Woman
    187
  23. The She-Creature
    140
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  26. Santa Claus
    250
  27. Village of the Giants
    164
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  29. Hamlet
    141
  30. The Human Duplicators
    167
  31. San Francisco International
    219
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    227
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  35. Puma Man
    438
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  37. Racket Girls
    141
  38. The Space Children
    136
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    207
  41. The Mad Monster
    115
  42. The Magic Sword
    168
  43. The Violent Years
    139
  44. Mighty Jack
    143
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  46. The Starfighters
    192
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    295
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    261
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  51. The Beatniks
    161
  52. Escape 2000
    208
  53. The Sidehackers
    170
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    648
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    133
  56. Project Moonbase
    91
  57. The Slime People
    97
  58. Operation Double 007
    194
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    183
  60. The Unearthly
    164
  61. The Phantom Planet
    182
  62. Alien from L.A.
    238
  63. The Black Scorpion
    94
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    237
  65. Beginning of the End
    227
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    133
  67. Time Chasers
    376
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  70. The Mole People
    158
  71. It Lives by Night
    139
  72. Hobgoblins
    333
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  74. The Creeping Terror
    215
  75. Future War
    226
  76. The Indestructible Man
    129
  77. Being from Another Planet
    159
  78. Space Mutiny
    780
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    169
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    184
  81. Master Ninja I
    215
  82. Soultaker
    318
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  84. The Rebel Set
    136
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  86. Fugitive Alien
    269
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  88. 12 to the Moon
    169
  89. Laserblast
    335
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  91. Manhunt in Space
    139
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  93. Gunslinger
    127
  94. Bloodlust
    149
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    217
  97. The Skydivers
    222
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  99. Teenage Strangler
    269
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    281
  101. Wild Rebels
    136
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  103. Jack Frost
    273
  104. Robot Monster
    130
  105. Hercules
    126
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    288
  107. The Brute Man
    172
  108. Bride of the Monster
    193
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  112. Catalina Caper
    227
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  115. The Crawling Eye
    216
  116. Mitchell
    496
  117. Ring of Terror
    160
  118. Final Justice
    227
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    231
  122. Robot Holocaust
    123
  123. Cave Dwellers
    359
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  125. Crash of the Moons
    130
  126. Gamera
    193
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    163
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  129. The Crawling Hand
    128
  130. The Sinister Urge
    183
  131. Prince of Space
    376
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    174
  133. Gorgo
    151
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  135. Devil Fish
    217
  136. Lost Continent
    207
  137. Hercules Unchained
    151
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  141. Master Ninja II
    134
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    237
  143. Pod People
    473
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  145. Radar Secret Service
    175
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  147. Werewolf
    453
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    291
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    193
  150. Diabolik
    178
  151. Invasion USA
    139
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  153. Angels' Revenge
    177
  154. Jungle Goddess
    146
  155. Stranded in Space
    107
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  157. King Dinosaur
    165
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  160. Rocketship X-M
    239
  161. The Touch of Satan
    285
  162. Girls Town
    245
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  164. Space Travelers
    125

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Whirled Record
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Forum - 12 days ago

Hmmmm..... we're now 10 levels into the comments on one of the posts below. [Holds out 12" circle of black vinyl] Is this a record?


Singles Appreciation Day or whatever normal people call it
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Forum - 13 days ago

Valentine's plans, anyone?
I'm engaging in my annual tradition of seeing a movie by myself and getting drunk. I'm gonna see the Lego Batman movie tonight, but I'm nervous----Why? Because The Lego Movie is one of my favorite movies, and I'm afraid my expectations may be too high going in to see the spin-off. Has anyone seen it yet? How is it?

And anyone else got plans for Singles Appreciation Day?


Top Picks for MST3k V Day?
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Forum - 13 days ago

Girls Town is hard to beat. Just looking for one I have not seen, though.


[Irate Headline]
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Forum - 17 days ago

[Insert Irate post about item completely unrelated to MST3K]


It Follows
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Forum - 14 days ago

Checked this teen horror out on Netflix a week or so ago. It Follows. Title may sound horror, but the movie itself is well...sleepy. Too sleepy for me. Stopped watching it at some point as it was boring, but it was about teen girls falling in love with this guy who is also a murderer. he mates, then he kills like the mantis in his pantis. It's hardly scary. More confusing in places. The only memorable thing I can think of from it was this naked girl standing out on a street when another girl is getting murdered Manhunter or Batman Forever style strapped to a office chair. Not that the other girl is naked, but she's standing in a street. Or was it a parking lot? Whatever it was night and probably cold out. That scene was odd but boring. That's around when I start to loose interest in the movie and did other things while it was on. Makes good white noise at least. Might be MST3K riffing worthy too,


MST3K re-boot
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Forum - 26 days ago

Steve Miller said it best "take the money and run"


mst3k 2017
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Forum - 28 days ago

what happened to the new episodes? their kick start raised enough money and now I cant find anything about it anywhere


Maawij
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Forum - 28 days ago

I'm getting married in 12 days, and to celebrate, my wedding day's Watch-it-Together will be "Bride of the Monster". I guess I'm the monster?


go Teach
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Forum - 29 days ago

go


RIP Barbara Hale
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Probably best known as Della Street of the Perry Mason franchise and who appeared in The Giant Spider Invasion.
Sadly, it seems like there's no end to the current celebrity death cycle....


WAiT: The Truly Talented
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Does anyone else here try to spin random objects on their finger like Michael J. Nelstoner does? Personally, I "stick" mostly to cardboard boxes, and haven't progressed to chainsaws yet, but I wouldn't be trying NEARLY as often if I hadn't seen Mike do it first. Damn you, MJN...


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


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322 - Master Ninja I - 11 months ago

Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...