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Muffin - over 2 years ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - about 3 years ago
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Muffin - over 3 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  2. The Hellcats
    110
  3. The Killer Shrews
    249
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  6. Riding with Death
    381
  7. High School Big Shot
    184
  8. Squirm
    232
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  10. The Undead
    236
  11. The Deadly Bees
    212
  12. The Projected Man
    196
  13. The Screaming Skull
    264
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  15. Time of the Apes
    265
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  20. It Conquered the World
    277
  21. Daddy-O
    243
  22. The Leech Woman
    229
  23. The She-Creature
    168
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  26. Santa Claus
    286
  27. Village of the Giants
    191
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  29. Hamlet
    176
  30. The Human Duplicators
    201
  31. San Francisco International
    255
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  35. Puma Man
    502
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  37. Racket Girls
    167
  38. The Space Children
    173
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  41. The Mad Monster
    136
  42. The Magic Sword
    202
  43. The Violent Years
    167
  44. Mighty Jack
    166
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  46. The Starfighters
    230
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  51. The Beatniks
    181
  52. Escape 2000
    249
  53. The Sidehackers
    201
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  56. Project Moonbase
    111
  57. The Slime People
    122
  58. Operation Double 007
    227
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  60. The Unearthly
    194
  61. The Phantom Planet
    212
  62. Alien from L.A.
    268
  63. The Black Scorpion
    117
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  65. Beginning of the End
    254
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  67. Time Chasers
    425
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  70. The Mole People
    196
  71. It Lives by Night
    168
  72. Hobgoblins
    379
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  74. The Creeping Terror
    243
  75. Future War
    253
  76. The Indestructible Man
    152
  77. Being from Another Planet
    190
  78. Space Mutiny
    874
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  81. Master Ninja I
    248
  82. Soultaker
    364
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  84. The Rebel Set
    156
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  86. Fugitive Alien
    320
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  88. 12 to the Moon
    198
  89. Laserblast
    383
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  91. Manhunt in Space
    161
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  93. Gunslinger
    160
  94. Bloodlust
    182
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  97. The Skydivers
    266
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  99. Teenage Strangler
    306
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  101. Wild Rebels
    160
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  103. Jack Frost
    324
  104. Robot Monster
    151
  105. Hercules
    151
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  107. The Brute Man
    209
  108. Bride of the Monster
    227
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    218
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  112. Catalina Caper
    258
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  115. The Crawling Eye
    252
  116. Mitchell
    565
  117. Ring of Terror
    187
  118. Final Justice
    259
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  122. Robot Holocaust
    148
  123. Cave Dwellers
    419
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  125. Crash of the Moons
    166
  126. Gamera
    234
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  129. The Crawling Hand
    155
  130. The Sinister Urge
    210
  131. Prince of Space
    451
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  133. Gorgo
    165
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  135. Devil Fish
    249
  136. Lost Continent
    238
  137. Hercules Unchained
    177
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  141. Master Ninja II
    154
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  143. Pod People
    550
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  145. Radar Secret Service
    216
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  147. Werewolf
    518
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    223
  150. Diabolik
    207
  151. Invasion USA
    171
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  153. Angels' Revenge
    203
  154. Jungle Goddess
    181
  155. Stranded in Space
    126
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  157. King Dinosaur
    196
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  160. Rocketship X-M
    275
  161. The Touch of Satan
    334
  162. Girls Town
    283
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  164. Space Travelers
    148
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  167. Eegah
    378
  168. City Limits
    168
  169. Carnival Magic
    15

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Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


It's Time for DripTrax
Forum - about 1 year ago
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I decided to show some support for Rifftrax, and become a Driptraxian! For $4/month (I missed the $3 special) it's pretty cool depending on how much you love behind-the-scenes Rifftrax action, which I guess I must pretty much love!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - over 1 year ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Movies For Season 12
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Here are my choices:

Disturbing Behaivor
Captain America (1990)
Jennifer (1978)
Friday The 13th VII: The New Blood
The Rage: Carrie 2
Frogs (1972)
Empire Of The Ants
Food Of The Gods
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Is This Love?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 3 years ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


322 - Master Ninja I - about 3 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...