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Muffin - over 1 year ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - almost 2 years ago
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Muffin - almost 2 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  2. The Hellcats
    101
  3. The Killer Shrews
    227
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  6. Riding with Death
    355
  7. High School Big Shot
    168
  8. Squirm
    211
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  10. The Undead
    220
  11. The Deadly Bees
    195
  12. The Projected Man
    186
  13. The Screaming Skull
    242
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    221
  15. Time of the Apes
    248
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  20. It Conquered the World
    254
  21. Daddy-O
    228
  22. The Leech Woman
    211
  23. The She-Creature
    155
  24. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    161
  26. Santa Claus
    265
  27. Village of the Giants
    177
  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  29. Hamlet
    162
  30. The Human Duplicators
    185
  31. San Francisco International
    240
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  35. Puma Man
    467
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  37. Racket Girls
    157
  38. The Space Children
    154
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  41. The Mad Monster
    125
  42. The Magic Sword
    190
  43. The Violent Years
    149
  44. Mighty Jack
    156
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    254
  46. The Starfighters
    213
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  48. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  51. The Beatniks
    170
  52. Escape 2000
    231
  53. The Sidehackers
    186
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    152
  56. Project Moonbase
    105
  57. The Slime People
    111
  58. Operation Double 007
    210
  59. Horrors of Spider Island
    206
  60. The Unearthly
    179
  61. The Phantom Planet
    201
  62. Alien from L.A.
    252
  63. The Black Scorpion
    109
  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    274
  65. Beginning of the End
    240
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  67. Time Chasers
    405
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  70. The Mole People
    177
  71. It Lives by Night
    156
  72. Hobgoblins
    362
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  74. The Creeping Terror
    230
  75. Future War
    238
  76. The Indestructible Man
    141
  77. Being from Another Planet
    177
  78. Space Mutiny
    831
  79. The Deadly Mantis
    189
  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  81. Master Ninja I
    233
  82. Soultaker
    341
  83. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  84. The Rebel Set
    144
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  86. Fugitive Alien
    301
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  88. 12 to the Moon
    182
  89. Laserblast
    354
  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    132
  91. Manhunt in Space
    149
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  93. Gunslinger
    144
  94. Bloodlust
    166
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  97. The Skydivers
    241
  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  99. Teenage Strangler
    288
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  101. Wild Rebels
    147
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  103. Jack Frost
    294
  104. Robot Monster
    139
  105. Hercules
    138
  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  107. The Brute Man
    191
  108. Bride of the Monster
    208
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  112. Catalina Caper
    246
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  115. The Crawling Eye
    236
  116. Mitchell
    531
  117. Ring of Terror
    175
  118. Final Justice
    245
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    186
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  122. Robot Holocaust
    136
  123. Cave Dwellers
    389
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  125. Crash of the Moons
    144
  126. Gamera
    217
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  129. The Crawling Hand
    142
  130. The Sinister Urge
    197
  131. Prince of Space
    417
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    188
  133. Gorgo
    159
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  135. Devil Fish
    233
  136. Lost Continent
    226
  137. Hercules Unchained
    166
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  140. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  141. Master Ninja II
    147
  142. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  143. Pod People
    514
  144. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  145. Radar Secret Service
    198
  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  147. Werewolf
    487
  148. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  149. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  150. Diabolik
    193
  151. Invasion USA
    153
  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    152
  153. Angels' Revenge
    190
  154. Jungle Goddess
    165
  155. Stranded in Space
    120
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  157. King Dinosaur
    182
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  159. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  160. Rocketship X-M
    263
  161. The Touch of Satan
    312
  162. Girls Town
    266
  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  164. Space Travelers
    136
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  167. Eegah
    356
  168. City Limits
    155

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Is This Love?
Forum - 28 days ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


It was worth a shot
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I ended up being convinced that The Forum is better without episode comments included. Just had to find time on a Saturday to put in the work.

It has been an awesome 2017, and here's hoping 2018 is even better. HPNY


MiSTies:TNG?
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Which episodes do you think kids would like the best, especially 5-8 yr-olds?
Surely some of you know from experience!


Season 12!!
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Just announced at the end of the Turkey Day marathon. We are getting another season!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 2 months ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 1 year ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 2 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...