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Muffin - 11 months ago

Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Beleaguered Public Servant - over 1 year ago

Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


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Muffin - over 1 year ago

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Muffin - over 1 year ago

I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


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Best Riffs for #1110 "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom"
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Forum - 1 day ago

I liked both "Wizards", I feel like they're in the same vein as Final Sacrifice (and to a lesser extent, Gamera): Eager-but-inexperienced kid paired with apathetic dickweed fighting ridiculous antagonist- Crabby Crabhat.


Mystery Conspiracy Theory 3000- Bad Boss
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Forum - 2 days ago

Conspiracy theory time! This is not likely, but what if it is? When Frank is dead and comes back at the end of his death episode to give the bad boss speech, what if the writers slipped that in to be talking about Mallon? What if it was talking about Mallon and he had NO IDEA! Because Mallon is the reason Joel initially left and I heard that he made things much more difficult! Plus, he made that crappy flash animation of the bots! But, I digress. I think it could be a possibility? Or I could just be reading tooooo deep into the material that was just meant to be about Forrester. Thoughts?


My reviews of Season 11
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Forum - 2 days ago

The reboot is great! My only beef with it is that the selection of the movies was poor. Here is my rating:
1. Avalanche - MST3K at its best! A+
2. Reptilicus - Very good MST3K movie and great job by the crew. A
3. Carnival Magic - Great awful MST3K movie. A
4. Cry Wilderness - Horrible movie, great riffing! B+
5. Yongari - Bad, English-dubbed movie, reminiscent of the original Sandy Frank films! B
6. The Time Travelers - 60s farce sci-fi, riffs great! B
7. Starcrash - Abysmally bad movie, classic MST3k material! B
8 Beast of Hollow Mountain - boring movie, decent riffing, B-
9. The Loves of Hercules - Really terrible movie, lots of riff material, B-
10. At The Earth's Core - Joke of a movie, even good riffing can't save this one. C
11. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom - Stupid movie from start to finish, riffing ok. C
12. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II - even worse movie, why did they choose this? Riffs ok, C-
13. The Land that Time Forgot - Really dumb movie, riff material was tough to come up with. C-
14. The Christmas That Almost Wasn't - Horrible, unwatchable movie. Riffing good but not enough to riff about in it. D+
So there are my ratings on the season! Kudos to everyone who made it possible, and Jonah was awesome, bots very good, as were Kinga and son of TV's Frank. I get a kick out of the Skeleton Crew, and loved all the tie-ins to the original MST3k. Here's hoping for a season 12 with some black and white old movies.
(Note: I posted this in another discussion but thought it should stand by itself!)


Guilty Pleasure?
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Forum - 3 days ago

No agenda here, but I'm interested in knowing how you feel about your enjoyment of MST3K, Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic? Is it a guilty pleasure, or do you openly talk about it? Just interested in opinions.


Random Outburst(s)
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Forum - 5 days ago

Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis, now with X-4!


Recent Riffs

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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


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809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 1 year ago

"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago

Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...