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ManDance! '92
In Tacoma, WA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Eegah
    373
  2. Mitchell
    557
  3. Cave Dwellers
    415
  4. Danger! Death Ray
    446
  5. Master Ninja I
    245
  6. Master Ninja II
    152
  7. Fugitive Alien
    318
  8. Puma Man
    498
  9. The Skydivers
    262
  10. Being from Another Planet
    188
  11. Track of the Moon Beast
    266
  12. Operation Double 007
    224
  13. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  14. Crash of the Moons
    163
  15. Manhunt in Space
    160
  16. The Projected Man
    194
  17. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  18. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    246
  19. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    312
  20. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    322
  21. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  22. Space Mutiny
    865
  23. The Final Sacrifice
    728
  24. 12 to the Moon
    196
  25. Hercules
    150
  26. Radar Secret Service
    211
  27. Stranded in Space
    124
  28. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  29. Project Moonbase
    110
  30. Untamed Youth
    131
  31. King Dinosaur
    193
  32. Pod People
    540
  33. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    329
  34. Teenagers from Outer Space
    272
  35. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    210
  36. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  37. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  38. The Creeping Terror
    240
  39. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  40. Lost Continent
    235
  41. Gamera vs. Barugon
    166
  42. Time Chasers
    419
  43. It Conquered the World
    272
  44. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  45. Rocketship X-M
    272
  46. The Corpse Vanishes
    145
  47. The Human Duplicators
    200
  48. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  49. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  50. Phase IV
    55
  51. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  52. War of the Colossal Beast
    212
  53. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  54. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  55. Carnival Magic
    15
  56. Cry Wilderness
    32
  57. Starcrash
    30
  58. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    24

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A certain...
602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago
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Funniest opening host segment of all time. And this is coming from a 68%-ish Joel-leaning MSTie! The next segment with the mads is just about as as good; and then its all followed up by that perennial classic initiatory short. An inarguable canonical tour-de-force. Like father, like son. Think about it, won't you.


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Well.... it was better than the first one.


1112 - Carnival Magic - 9 months ago
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Wonderfully wild shifts in tone. Instant classic.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - 9 months ago
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Goodbye Rowsdower:(


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 4 years ago
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No!


Forum - over 1 year ago
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If anybody out there loves project moon base as much as I do could you please go give it a laugh vote? It's the only experiment left in the double digits. It's really good. It's just got a hard to swallow double dose of commando Cody at the beginning since it's so short. But it's really a lost gem from the often slow first season. Think about it won't you? Thank you.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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What was the point of the whole Critter giving Buz the come here motion at the club twice and nothing coming of it? Did that have some significance I missed?


This is SHOWGIRLS!
1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 2 years ago
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Has no one noticed THIS FILM IS SHOWGIRLS?!?!?!?! The parallels between this bomb and Paul Verhoven's bomb are striking. Substitute Saved by the Bell girl for our dancer wanna-be, Kyle McGlaughlin [sic] for Mr. Cheesymoustache, Critter becomes a black dancer, and the male lead is cut because he doesn't have boobs. Otherwise, same movie...


Cleolantra...
417 - Crash of the Moons - over 1 year ago
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Little tiara. Big temper. Hidden tenderness. Glaring temptress. My loyalty to thee I do profess. My Queen. My Suzerain. My Love. My Empress.


209 - The Hellcats - over 1 year ago
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As inept as the filmmaking is, all of these MST3k biker flicks instill in the viewer the exact same gut reaction one would have when enduring these characters in real life. Watching them on screen makes you actually feel like you're being implicitly held captive by a bunch of revolting people that you're forced to play along with in order to survive. Kind of ironic how successful that aspect is.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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Seriously, the "Joey the Lemur" bit is about the most annoying bit in the entire series.


Recent Riffs

520 - Radar Secret Service - over 1 year ago
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Oh those Golden Grahams!


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"Heh heh hewwwwww!!" - squirrelly old man laughing ala Joel.


502 - Hercules - over 2 years ago
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Actually it's Thinsulate.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 2 years ago
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You're here, but she's over here with the traveler's cheques!


512 - Mitchell - almost 3 years ago
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WHAT are you doing, Mitchell?!


512 - Mitchell - almost 3 years ago
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I'm King Hussein.


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 3 years ago
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"Willie Nelson's a tough audience."


808 - The She-Creature - almost 3 years ago
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*burrp*


417 - Crash of the Moons - almost 3 years ago
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BOOOOOOOBBY!! / POOOOOOOOOPY!!


506 - Eegah - almost 3 years ago
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I pledge allegiance...
- to your dad.


506 - Eegah - almost 3 years ago
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"Hope it doesn't get hot!"