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Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore
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Into the Craigy Ferg show (from years back) as am I? Here's an Xmuss treat for you, then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUStXO__Sq4

(The uploader has a fine array of vids, so, in this gift, I also recommend you check out his library-o-fun!) Happy Holidays & Good Beers! Cheers!


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Merry Christmas PC! Hope you and the family are all well and having a wonderful holiday season!


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Thankee kindly for the computer assist, maestro!


TheLightningBug - 4 months ago
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I don't know if you've had a chance to get your snoot into The Gauntlet, yet, but it makes a very promising opening shot! "I think we landed too far from the film..."


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Just got the memory joke. Jeez -- life is tougher when the Mind Meat stays in the microwave of constant Republican exposure too long.

Captain Memory -- once a man with perfect recall, he has now become Sieve-Head, whom even the biggest and broadest, uh, things, escape his... his... well, you know -- when you go to grab something, but it exceeds your ability to grab it. Dang, what's the word -- like grab, but not that exactly...

What were we talking about?


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I hope the hurricane will cause you and yours no hassles. Of course, you could always hide out in your JW disguise at the International Bowling Museum & Hall of Fame? : )


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I've been trying to load that "Random Outburst(s)" thread for the last hour, and it won't open for me, for some reason. Just sits there with the "loading" message, but nothing happens -- except for the stray lockout or crash.

So, looks like the end of that one, for me, anyhoo....

No idea why all the other topics open OK. Must be the Universe telling me, again, "All right, then -- you've had too much fun, mister!"

Mysteries!


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 1 year ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Prince of Space
    447
  2. The Hellcats
    110
  3. Project Moonbase
    110
  4. Lost Continent
    235
  5. The Black Scorpion
    116
  6. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  7. Cave Dwellers
    415
  8. Gamera
    232
  9. Time of the Apes
    262
  10. Daddy-O
    240
  11. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  12. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  13. Fugitive Alien
    318
  14. It Conquered the World
    273
  15. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  16. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  17. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  19. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  20. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  21. City Limits
    166
  22. Being from Another Planet
    188
  23. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  24. The Killer Shrews
    244
  25. Hercules Unchained
    175
  26. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  27. The Human Duplicators
    200
  28. Bride of the Monster
    226
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  30. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  31. Hercules
    150

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Fill in the Blanks with Your Favorite Rifftrax Wedding Vows or Other Wedding Riffs
Forum - 3 months ago
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Example: You know..I could honestly spend the rest of my life watching you wait to die ... Ah, my wedding vows

Radical Jack


Favourite Host segment?
Forum - over 1 year ago
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What's all of your favorite host segment in MST3K? mine is the were-crow segments from Werewolf for Mike, for Joel, it's the scene recreation from I Accuse My Parents, and for Jonah, it's the appearance of Mr Weavly or the one when the bots do some weird dance.


"Pile-On Pete Is Pukin' Out The Window And Santa Claus Is On His Way!"
Forum - 3 months ago
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So, we have three Xmas-themed movies. Then we have some "regular" movies which take place at least in part during the Xmas season. Off the top of my head I can think of The Painted Hills and The Girl In Gold Boots as both fitting into the latter category. Any others?


A Nice Gift from the fine folks at Rifftrax!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Rifftrax fans be sure to check your emails for a pleasant gift from Rifftrax: a $10 digital gift card to get some extra holiday riffing cheer! Couple that with the Christmas Sale (code word: SANTA) for 10% off for more savings. Good til the 31st I believe.
I used mine towards the Yule Log and a couple Christmas Shorts! Shaping up to be one of the most Swayziest Christmases!


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 3 months ago
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How many tears can a chin-butt hold?

RIFFTRAX: Pressure Point


Name Your Own Mystery Gift!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Let's say there are wrapped presents placed nearby. You're itching to know what's in one of them but know you can't open it yet. Using the ancient, Child-Approved™ rules, you are allowed to use your powers of observation as you shake or smell the gift, listening to the contents inside for clues. Using a riff from anywhere in the MST domain, you decide your gift is......
[GAME EXAMPLES BELOW]

*It's delicious hot dog water!*
(#811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror)

*Butt healer?!*
(1007 - Track of the Moon Beast)

*It's the KGB, Mr. Benny!*
(621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats)

Attribution to experiment number and name optional, based on memory skills.

(Riffs are priced to move quickly, so act now! This offer not available in all countries or on all browsers. Please, no smoking, betting, or spitting. Your laugh mileage may vary. And to all, happy holidays and a rare Godzilla free day!)

"This is gunna be a fun dig." - Riff Archeologists Monthly
"We regret nothing!" - Screen Shovelers Quarterly
"Watson come here. I hate you." - Sherlock Graham Bell Bulletin-Express


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They control the cement business.


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Do not covet thy neighbors manservant.


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No grasshoppers were hurt in the making of this film, huh?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 6 months ago
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H.R. Pufnstuf's Go Go Girl Review


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 6 months ago
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Comanches are watching...


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 6 months ago
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El Kabong is stalking them.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 6 months ago
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Mosh Pit!


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Tor go to DeVry.


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I had to remove your penis...do you understand?


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They're here, they're queer...get used to it.


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What is this, Brazil?


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Suppress it...suppress it...