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Bill Cooling

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    358
  2. Pod People
    472
  3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    227
  5. Bride of the Monster
    193
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  7. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  8. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  9. Eegah
    333
  10. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  11. Teenage Strangler
    269
  12. Beginning of the End
    227
  13. Outlaw of Gor
    261
  14. Santa Claus
    250
  15. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  16. The Sinister Urge
    182
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    187
  18. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  19. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    231
  20. The Brute Man
    172
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  22. Laserblast
    335
  23. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    154
  24. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    163
  25. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  26. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  27. Jack Frost
    272
  28. Prince of Space
    376
  29. Space Mutiny
    780
  30. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  31. Puma Man
    438
  32. Hobgoblins
    333
  33. The Touch of Satan
    285
  34. The Final Sacrifice
    647
  35. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  36. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  38. Girls Town
    245

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Star Trek
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I was watching an episode from the final season of Star Trek: Voyager called "Repression". Tom Paris takes B'elanna Torres to a holodeck program of an old Earth movie theater where they watched "Revenge of the Creature" in 3-D. No talking robots in the theater. Sad.


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411 - The Magic Sword - about 1 month ago

"The Magic 'S'-Word!" - Sean Connery reads the movie title


Some useless trivia
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207 - Wild Rebels - 3 months ago

The actor who played the biker, Fatz (I think that's the fat one), was Jeff Gillen, whose career peak was playing the creepy mall Santa in "A Christmas Story". Ho...ho...hooo.


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813 - Jack Frost - 5 months ago

Is "Hunchback Fairy" her Christian name?


No Moon Beast for Old Men
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Johnny Longbow reminds me of Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men". "Hello, friendo. Please wait while I disembowel you. After which I will enjoy a stew of beans...corn...chicken...(sigh)...onion...green peppers..."


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She's not barren. Her egg cells just retreat up into her colon during coitus with this guy. Let those sperm wander around a while, criticizing her "pedestrian" ovaries and then when they die and are inevitably absorbed, the coast is clear and they come back into place, awaiting a more worthy intruder. Science.


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22:50 Lady walks into a house of magic and wonder and the thing that catches her fancy is the glass spoon pipe for her weed. Nice piece, though.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 6 months ago

Mikey from Teen-Age Strangler vs Troy from The Final Sacrifice in the pipsqueak fight of the century. Mikey slaps Troy one time, Troy calls Rowsdower, Mikey cries "Ah'm sorry. An' Ah didn't steal yer truck neither"


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 5 months ago

As far as I can tell, Buzz was supposed to be a young punk. The actor who played him was a 34 yr old Korean War vet and was only 6 years younger than the guy who played Leo the club owner. It was while in Korea that he developed a love for the game of ping-pong. But that's...another story.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 5 months ago

Funny aneurysm: when a joke meant to be lighthearted becomes cringeworthy, like the segment where Servo calls our host Mike "Taliban" Nelson. This originally aired in 1999, and at that point in time, the Taliban were an obscure group on the State Department's "hostile but ineffective" crazies list. I can't imagine many viewers getting the reference at the time...I've probably brought down the room here. Um...Hmm...PULL MY FINGER!


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - 5 months ago

During the car/truck chase scene, Rowsdower tosses his trash onto the road. Canadian audiences assumed he was the movie's antagonist from this point on and rooted for the Satoris cult.


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - 5 months ago

Mike says "Canada gave us Rush" like it's a bad thing. They did, however, give us Seth Rogen and that's something we cannot soon forgive.


Recent Riffs

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607 - Bloodlust - 10 days ago

Good luck with your vegetable stand. I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G, so I'll see you later.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 3 months ago

(groan) I've gotta make dinner for CABOT!


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 5 months ago

That makes me shiny!


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820 - Space Mutiny - 5 months ago

All-you-can-eat ME tonight