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  1. Puma Man
    477
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    705
  3. Outlaw of Gor
    290
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  5. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    257
  6. The Sword and the Dragon
    205
  7. Prince of Space
    421
  8. Space Mutiny
    843
  9. Cave Dwellers
    398
  10. Eegah
    361
  11. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    297
  12. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  13. Pod People
    519
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  15. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    278
  16. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    634
  17. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  18. Laserblast
    360
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    248
  20. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  21. Santa Claus
    269
  22. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  23. Jack Frost
    297
  24. Bride of the Monster
    214
  25. Beginning of the End
    245
  26. The Brute Man
    200
  27. Girl in Gold Boots
    260
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  29. The Touch of Satan
    319
  30. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    313

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Did you see how jealous Apollonia James she acted when Fingal gave Felicia flowers? She had known Fingal for, what, a couple hours? Fingal's future stalker ex.


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I'd hate to live next door to the "I'm coming!" guy. I'd always know when he has his girlfriend over.


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Found out last night night that an old friend, Bruce Mitchell aka Zap Rowsdower, passed away. He spent so many years not knowing that he had a cult following. I'm glad he passed away knowing how loved he was.


909 - Gorgo - over 5 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


908 - The Touch of Satan - 11 days ago
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Actually, this is where the fish have a time share.


907 - Hobgoblins - over 1 year ago
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I think the Fontanelles might rock the hardest of all in-plot MST3K bands


907 - Hobgoblins - 11 days ago
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The hoe fight is both funny and irritating. A guy with military combat training challenges a civilian with no combat training to a garden hoe fight. Then military guy's girlfriend calls him "My hero" while civilian's girlfriend is embarrassed and disappointed. What?


902 - The Phantom Planet - 5 months ago
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Worst Pearl/BrainGuy/Bobo segments ever?


820 - Space Mutiny - over 3 years ago
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In god's name, why was not beez chosen above perl as he mad sci, it would have saved the show. Seriously.


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How can they trust the doctor when he is voiced by the Phantom of Krankor? I keep waiting for him to do the laugh.


803 - The Mole People - 20 days ago
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My favorite metal band is Down...Down...Down...


622 - Angels' Revenge - 22 days ago
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These 'Angels' have an Olsen Twin level acting ability, and the whole 'group thumbs up' thing, how long did it take Aaron Spelling to come up with that cheese?


Recent Riffs

607 - Bloodlust - over 1 year ago
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Good luck with your vegetable stand. I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G, so I'll see you later.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago
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(groan) I've gotta make dinner for CABOT!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 1 year ago
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That makes me shiny!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 1 year ago
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All-you-can-eat ME tonight