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Bill Cooling

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    353
  2. Pod People
    466
  3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  5. Bride of the Monster
    188
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  7. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  8. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  9. Eegah
    330
  10. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  11. Teenage Strangler
    268
  12. Beginning of the End
    227
  13. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  14. Santa Claus
    245
  15. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  16. The Sinister Urge
    179
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  18. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  19. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    227
  20. The Brute Man
    171
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  22. Laserblast
    332
  23. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  24. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  25. The Giant Spider Invasion
    285
  26. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  27. Jack Frost
    264
  28. Prince of Space
    372
  29. Space Mutiny
    776
  30. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    352
  31. Puma Man
    431
  32. Hobgoblins
    329
  33. The Touch of Satan
    281
  34. The Final Sacrifice
    640
  35. Girl in Gold Boots
    236
  36. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    273
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    232

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411 - The Magic Sword - 2 days ago

"The Magic 'S'-Word!" - Sean Connery reads the movie title


Some useless trivia
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207 - Wild Rebels - about 2 months ago

The actor who played the biker, Fatz (I think that's the fat one), was Jeff Gillen, whose career peak was playing the creepy mall Santa in "A Christmas Story". Ho...ho...hooo.


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813 - Jack Frost - 4 months ago

Is "Hunchback Fairy" her Christian name?


No Moon Beast for Old Men
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Johnny Longbow reminds me of Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men". "Hello, friendo. Please wait while I disembowel you. After which I will enjoy a stew of beans...corn...chicken...(sigh)...onion...green peppers..."


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She's not barren. Her egg cells just retreat up into her colon during coitus with this guy. Let those sperm wander around a while, criticizing her "pedestrian" ovaries and then when they die and are inevitably absorbed, the coast is clear and they come back into place, awaiting a more worthy intruder. Science.


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22:50 Lady walks into a house of magic and wonder and the thing that catches her fancy is the glass spoon pipe for her weed. Nice piece, though.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 5 months ago

Mikey from Teen-Age Strangler vs Troy from The Final Sacrifice in the pipsqueak fight of the century. Mikey slaps Troy one time, Troy calls Rowsdower, Mikey cries "Ah'm sorry. An' Ah didn't steal yer truck neither"


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 4 months ago

As far as I can tell, Buzz was supposed to be a young punk. The actor who played him was a 34 yr old Korean War vet and was only 6 years younger than the guy who played Leo the club owner. It was while in Korea that he developed a love for the game of ping-pong. But that's...another story.


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 4 months ago

Funny aneurysm: when a joke meant to be lighthearted becomes cringeworthy, like the segment where Servo calls our host Mike "Taliban" Nelson. This originally aired in 1999, and at that point in time, the Taliban were an obscure group on the State Department's "hostile but ineffective" crazies list. I can't imagine many viewers getting the reference at the time...I've probably brought down the room here. Um...Hmm...PULL MY FINGER!


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - 4 months ago

During the car/truck chase scene, Rowsdower tosses his trash onto the road. Canadian audiences assumed he was the movie's antagonist from this point on and rooted for the Satoris cult.


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - 4 months ago

Mike says "Canada gave us Rush" like it's a bad thing. They did, however, give us Seth Rogen and that's something we cannot soon forgive.


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908 - The Touch of Satan - 4 months ago

(finds Vermont on the map) "This is where Phish live"


Recent Riffs

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 month ago

(groan) I've gotta make dinner for CABOT!


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - 4 months ago

That makes me shiny!


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820 - Space Mutiny - 4 months ago

All-you-can-eat ME tonight