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Bill Cooling

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    388
  2. Pod People
    512
  3. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    268
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  5. Bride of the Monster
    208
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  7. Swamp Diamonds
    141
  8. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  9. Eegah
    355
  10. I Accuse My Parents
    366
  11. Teenage Strangler
    287
  12. Beginning of the End
    238
  13. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  14. Santa Claus
    264
  15. Zombie Nightmare
    278
  16. The Sinister Urge
    196
  17. San Francisco International
    238
  18. The Sword and the Dragon
    199
  19. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    234
  20. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  21. The Brute Man
    190
  22. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    303
  23. Laserblast
    351
  24. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    171
  25. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    176
  26. The Giant Spider Invasion
    313
  27. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    250
  28. Jack Frost
    293
  29. Prince of Space
    413
  30. Space Mutiny
    826
  31. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  32. Puma Man
    463
  33. Hobgoblins
    360
  34. The Touch of Satan
    309
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    681
  36. Girl in Gold Boots
    254
  37. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    293
  38. Track of the Moon Beast
    252
  39. Girls Town
    262

Recent Comments with recent replies

411 - The Magic Sword - 11 months ago
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"The Magic 'S'-Word!" - Sean Connery reads the movie title


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 1 year ago
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Funny aneurysm: when a joke meant to be lighthearted becomes cringeworthy, like the segment where Servo calls our host Mike "Taliban" Nelson. This originally aired in 1999, and at that point in time, the Taliban were an obscure group on the State Department's "hostile but ineffective" crazies list. I can't imagine many viewers getting the reference at the time...I've probably brought down the room here. Um...Hmm...PULL MY FINGER!


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 1 year ago
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Mikey from Teen-Age Strangler vs Troy from The Final Sacrifice in the pipsqueak fight of the century. Mikey slaps Troy one time, Troy calls Rowsdower, Mikey cries "Ah'm sorry. An' Ah didn't steal yer truck neither"


Star Trek
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I was watching an episode from the final season of Star Trek: Voyager called "Repression". Tom Paris takes B'elanna Torres to a holodeck program of an old Earth movie theater where they watched "Revenge of the Creature" in 3-D. No talking robots in the theater. Sad.


Some useless trivia
207 - Wild Rebels - about 1 year ago
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The actor who played the biker, Fatz (I think that's the fat one), was Jeff Gillen, whose career peak was playing the creepy mall Santa in "A Christmas Story". Ho...ho...hooo.


813 - Jack Frost - about 1 year ago
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Is "Hunchback Fairy" her Christian name?


No Moon Beast for Old Men
1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 1 year ago
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Johnny Longbow reminds me of Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men". "Hello, friendo. Please wait while I disembowel you. After which I will enjoy a stew of beans...corn...chicken...(sigh)...onion...green peppers..."


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She's not barren. Her egg cells just retreat up into her colon during coitus with this guy. Let those sperm wander around a while, criticizing her "pedestrian" ovaries and then when they die and are inevitably absorbed, the coast is clear and they come back into place, awaiting a more worthy intruder. Science.


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22:50 Lady walks into a house of magic and wonder and the thing that catches her fancy is the glass spoon pipe for her weed. Nice piece, though.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 1 year ago
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As far as I can tell, Buzz was supposed to be a young punk. The actor who played him was a 34 yr old Korean War vet and was only 6 years younger than the guy who played Leo the club owner. It was while in Korea that he developed a love for the game of ping-pong. But that's...another story.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 1 year ago
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During the car/truck chase scene, Rowsdower tosses his trash onto the road. Canadian audiences assumed he was the movie's antagonist from this point on and rooted for the Satoris cult.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 1 year ago
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Mike says "Canada gave us Rush" like it's a bad thing. They did, however, give us Seth Rogen and that's something we cannot soon forgive.


Recent Riffs

607 - Bloodlust - 10 months ago
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Good luck with your vegetable stand. I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G, so I'll see you later.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 year ago
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(groan) I've gotta make dinner for CABOT!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 1 year ago
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That makes me shiny!


820 - Space Mutiny - about 1 year ago
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All-you-can-eat ME tonight