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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Indestructible Man
    161
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    323
  3. The Brute Man
    221
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    234
  5. The Mole People
    208
  6. The Projected Man
    207
  7. Space Mutiny
    923
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    247
  9. Devil Doll
    249
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    268
  12. Riding with Death
    405
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    225
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  15. Girls Town
    296
  16. Invasion USA
    182
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    287
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    309
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  20. Bloodlust
    191
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    190
  22. The Skydivers
    274
  23. Manhunt in Space
    172
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    228
  25. The Starfighters
    241
  26. San Francisco International
    272
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  28. High School Big Shot
    194
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  30. Cave Dwellers
    445
  31. The She-Creature
    177
  32. Pod People
    575
  33. The Human Duplicators
    213
  34. Being from Another Planet
    196
  35. The Magic Sword
    212
  36. Crash of the Moons
    177
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  38. The Killer Shrews
    260
  39. Time of the Apes
    283
  40. The Touch of Satan
    353
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    235
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  44. City Limits
    174
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    152
  46. Catalina Caper
    272
  47. The Space Children
    186
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  49. The Deadly Bees
    225
  50. Rocketship X-M
    287
  51. Master Ninja I
    262
  52. Werewolf
    550
  53. Mighty Jack
    175
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  55. The Unearthly
    207
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  57. Teenage Caveman
    156
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    206
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    225
  60. The Creeping Terror
    253
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    160
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    256
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
  65. King Dinosaur
    203
  66. The Beatniks
    192
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    177
  69. Master Ninja II
    164
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    267
  71. Devil Fish
    266
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    290
  75. Final Justice
    273
  76. Hamlet
    178
  77. It Lives by Night
    172
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    234
  79. Squirm
    241
  80. Diabolik
    214
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    350
  82. Teenage Strangler
    323
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    235
  84. The Atomic Brain
    172
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    328
  86. Radar Secret Service
    229
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
  88. The Hellcats
    115
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    320
  90. Jungle Goddess
    194
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    161
  92. Prince of Space
    471
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  94. Fugitive Alien
    336
  95. It Conquered the World
    296
  96. Operation Double 007
    239
  97. Lost Continent
    252
  98. Eegah
    395
  99. Daddy-O
    253
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  102. Reptilicus
    38
  103. Space Travelers
    154
  104. Wild Rebels
    166
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    302
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    174
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    227
  109. Hercules Unchained
    188
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    417
  111. Jack Frost
    341
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    291
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    285
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    209
  116. Ring of Terror
    197
  117. Hercules
    155
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    435
  119. The Phantom Planet
    228
  120. Puma Man
    535
  121. Hobgoblins
    404
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  123. Gunslinger
    167
  124. Tormented
    227
  125. The Screaming Skull
    285
  126. At the Earth's Core
    23
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    14
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    21
  129. Santa Claus
    301
  130. Village of the Giants
    203
  131. 12 to the Moon
    210
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    334
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    288
  134. Soultaker
    385
  135. Gamera
    252
  136. The Rebel Set
    168
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    145
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    283
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    282
  140. Escape 2000
    264
  141. Laserblast
    407
  142. The Leech Woman
    245
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    224
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    211
  145. The Undead
    246
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    291
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    158
  149. Mitchell
    593
  150. Bride of the Monster
    241
  151. The Sidehackers
    209
  152. Cry Wilderness
    42
  153. Avalanche
    42
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    26
  155. Starcrash
    47
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    22
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    19
  158. Yongary
    26
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    30
  160. Carnival Magic
    19
  161. Beginning of the End
    278
  162. Gorgo
    181

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311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 3 years ago
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that blonde keeps making some very unnatural bobbing up and down motions during the "combat rod" match.


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Humphrey Bogart and Marlene Dietrich were never in the same movie!


816 - Prince of Space - over 2 years ago
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why'd he push him in the forehead for bringing him back his newspaper?


702 - The Brute Man - almost 7 years ago
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Excuse me for going on another vegetarian rant, but now that I work at a grocery store slicing meat and cheese (don't ask; it pays well), I can tell you that roughly half of all rotisserie chicken get thrown away. Every night we toss out pounds of unbought chicken tenders, chicken wings, you name it. The chicken of tomorrow my ass. Us Americans are spoiled brats taking animal lives and throwing them away like rocks into the river.
RIP Clucky McCluckster. RIP starving kid in Africa.
And yes, I am being a self-righteous annoying dork right now. Deal with it.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 1 year ago
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"stop pretending you're so lily white"
does he think she's Black??


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 7 years ago
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As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


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Okay, I tried Googling it to no avail. Who can explain to me this riff:
"This is the moment." Shave your head and work your way north.


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 6 years ago
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Seriously, with the laughing mads...too much ether guys, dial it back a notch.


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I gotta say, as cheesy as this movie is, you have to give Corman credit for some non-stereotypical characters. That prince is SOOOOO wimpy, and his father clearly knows it. He was positively shocked at thinking his son could have killed a boar. The women are the strongest characters, even if they're not the deepest characters.


607 - Bloodlust - almost 6 years ago
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I like how in the 'educational' short they completely ignore the fact that cattle evolved to eat grass and and being fed grain makes them horribly ill.


Asking for it!
Forum - 6 months ago
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What movies have you seen that are asking for a good riffing (or helping into a gas station $0.50 DVD bargain bin).

This week: "The Alien Dead": so bad it made Galaxy Invader look like Kubrick.

What movies have you seen this year that are asking for it?


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