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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Indestructible Man
    162
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    329
  3. The Brute Man
    224
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  5. The Mole People
    211
  6. The Projected Man
    208
  7. Space Mutiny
    928
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    249
  9. Devil Doll
    252
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    271
  12. Riding with Death
    409
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  15. Girls Town
    299
  16. Invasion USA
    185
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    313
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  20. Bloodlust
    191
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    191
  22. The Skydivers
    275
  23. Manhunt in Space
    174
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  25. The Starfighters
    241
  26. San Francisco International
    275
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  28. High School Big Shot
    195
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    709
  30. Cave Dwellers
    448
  31. The She-Creature
    179
  32. Pod People
    580
  33. The Human Duplicators
    213
  34. Being from Another Planet
    198
  35. The Magic Sword
    213
  36. Crash of the Moons
    179
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    344
  38. The Killer Shrews
    262
  39. Time of the Apes
    288
  40. The Touch of Satan
    355
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    239
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  44. City Limits
    178
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    154
  46. Catalina Caper
    275
  47. The Space Children
    188
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    223
  49. The Deadly Bees
    229
  50. Rocketship X-M
    295
  51. Master Ninja I
    263
  52. Werewolf
    554
  53. Mighty Jack
    177
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    233
  55. The Unearthly
    208
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    354
  57. Teenage Caveman
    157
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    207
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    228
  60. The Creeping Terror
    255
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    237
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    258
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    294
  65. King Dinosaur
    206
  66. The Beatniks
    192
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    206
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    179
  69. Master Ninja II
    165
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    273
  71. Devil Fish
    269
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    349
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  75. Final Justice
    276
  76. Hamlet
    182
  77. It Lives by Night
    175
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    235
  79. Squirm
    245
  80. Diabolik
    216
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    355
  82. Teenage Strangler
    324
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  84. The Atomic Brain
    174
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    332
  86. Radar Secret Service
    233
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    259
  88. The Hellcats
    117
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    324
  90. Jungle Goddess
    197
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    166
  92. Prince of Space
    474
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  94. Fugitive Alien
    340
  95. It Conquered the World
    297
  96. Operation Double 007
    243
  97. Lost Continent
    256
  98. Eegah
    402
  99. Daddy-O
    257
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    157
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  102. Reptilicus
    40
  103. Space Travelers
    158
  104. Wild Rebels
    170
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    306
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    175
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    226
  109. Hercules Unchained
    190
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    422
  111. Jack Frost
    347
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    292
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    362
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    289
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    216
  116. Ring of Terror
    198
  117. Hercules
    157
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    439
  119. The Phantom Planet
    231
  120. Puma Man
    541
  121. Hobgoblins
    407
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    780
  123. Gunslinger
    169
  124. Tormented
    227
  125. The Screaming Skull
    287
  126. At the Earth's Core
    23
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    14
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    21
  129. Santa Claus
    307
  130. Village of the Giants
    203
  131. 12 to the Moon
    212
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    337
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  134. Soultaker
    388
  135. Gamera
    255
  136. The Rebel Set
    169
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    146
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    288
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    285
  140. Escape 2000
    271
  141. Laserblast
    412
  142. The Leech Woman
    248
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    227
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    214
  145. The Undead
    247
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    296
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  149. Mitchell
    600
  150. Bride of the Monster
    247
  151. The Sidehackers
    214
  152. Cry Wilderness
    43
  153. Avalanche
    42
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    26
  155. Starcrash
    47
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    22
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    19
  158. Yongary
    26
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    30
  160. Carnival Magic
    19
  161. Beginning of the End
    280
  162. Gorgo
    182

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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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Bees can't move when they're wet, she should have just turned the water on!


408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 5 years ago
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joel must have kids by this point because he repeatedly portrays little kids spot on.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 2 years ago
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I don't get Big Stupid's yellow dress obsession.


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isn't 10 kind of old to still believe in Santa?


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55:35 okay, what's with the wacky sitcom music? are we on Night Court all of a sudden?


311 - It Conquered the World - over 5 years ago
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Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 3 years ago
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that blonde keeps making some very unnatural bobbing up and down motions during the "combat rod" match.


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Humphrey Bogart and Marlene Dietrich were never in the same movie!


816 - Prince of Space - over 2 years ago
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why'd he push him in the forehead for bringing him back his newspaper?


702 - The Brute Man - almost 7 years ago
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Excuse me for going on another vegetarian rant, but now that I work at a grocery store slicing meat and cheese (don't ask; it pays well), I can tell you that roughly half of all rotisserie chicken get thrown away. Every night we toss out pounds of unbought chicken tenders, chicken wings, you name it. The chicken of tomorrow my ass. Us Americans are spoiled brats taking animal lives and throwing them away like rocks into the river.
RIP Clucky McCluckster. RIP starving kid in Africa.
And yes, I am being a self-righteous annoying dork right now. Deal with it.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 2 years ago
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"stop pretending you're so lily white"
does he think she's Black??


201 - Rocketship X-M - about 7 years ago
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As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


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