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  1. The Indestructible Man
    157
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  3. The Brute Man
    214
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  5. The Mole People
    199
  6. The Projected Man
    203
  7. Space Mutiny
    887
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  9. Devil Doll
    243
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  12. Riding with Death
    386
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  15. Girls Town
    284
  16. Invasion USA
    174
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  20. Bloodlust
    185
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  22. The Skydivers
    270
  23. Manhunt in Space
    168
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  25. The Starfighters
    234
  26. San Francisco International
    262
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  28. High School Big Shot
    186
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  30. Cave Dwellers
    430
  31. The She-Creature
    172
  32. Pod People
    560
  33. The Human Duplicators
    206
  34. Being from Another Planet
    195
  35. The Magic Sword
    205
  36. Crash of the Moons
    171
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  38. The Killer Shrews
    252
  39. Time of the Apes
    276
  40. The Touch of Satan
    337
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  44. City Limits
    169
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  46. Catalina Caper
    266
  47. The Space Children
    177
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  49. The Deadly Bees
    214
  50. Rocketship X-M
    280
  51. Master Ninja I
    253
  52. Werewolf
    525
  53. Mighty Jack
    172
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  55. The Unearthly
    200
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  57. Teenage Caveman
    155
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  60. The Creeping Terror
    246
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  65. King Dinosaur
    202
  66. The Beatniks
    184
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  69. Master Ninja II
    156
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  71. Devil Fish
    253
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  75. Final Justice
    260
  76. Hamlet
    175
  77. It Lives by Night
    171
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  79. Squirm
    235
  80. Diabolik
    208
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  82. Teenage Strangler
    309
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  84. The Atomic Brain
    169
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  86. Radar Secret Service
    222
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  88. The Hellcats
    113
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  90. Jungle Goddess
    186
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  92. Prince of Space
    453
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  94. Fugitive Alien
    327
  95. It Conquered the World
    286
  96. Operation Double 007
    233
  97. Lost Continent
    244
  98. Eegah
    386
  99. Daddy-O
    248
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  102. Reptilicus
    31
  103. Space Travelers
    152
  104. Wild Rebels
    166
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  109. Hercules Unchained
    181
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  111. Jack Frost
    329
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  116. Ring of Terror
    190
  117. Hercules
    152
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  119. The Phantom Planet
    217
  120. Puma Man
    509
  121. Hobgoblins
    387
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  123. Gunslinger
    161
  124. Tormented
    220
  125. The Screaming Skull
    269
  126. At the Earth's Core
    18
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    13
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    19
  129. Santa Claus
    289
  130. Village of the Giants
    192
  131. 12 to the Moon
    201
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  134. Soultaker
    369
  135. Gamera
    242
  136. The Rebel Set
    160
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  140. Escape 2000
    252
  141. Laserblast
    390
  142. The Leech Woman
    235
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  145. The Undead
    239
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  149. Mitchell
    574
  150. Bride of the Monster
    233
  151. The Sidehackers
    206
  152. Cry Wilderness
    35
  153. Avalanche
    38
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    23
  155. Starcrash
    36
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    21
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    16
  158. Yongary
    21
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    27
  160. Carnival Magic
    16
  161. Beginning of the End
    262

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Terpsichore!
420 - The Human Duplicators - over 5 years ago
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I think the main character is calling the blind girl Terpsichore, the Greek muse of dance. Thanks, Google!


1008 - Final Justice - over 5 years ago
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Just finished it and, you know, this wasn't that bad of a film. Mitchell was more of a beer-drinking fat slob, but here the "Geronimo" character was goofy yet not entirely unlikable. I dunno, this didn't work for me.


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isn't 10 kind of old to still believe in Santa?


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 7 years ago
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 7 years ago
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One of Hollywood's worst-kept secrets is that Lassie is usually played by a male dog; but this time, it's a girl dog playing a girl dog with a boy dog's name. But you're just here for the short, aren't you?


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 2 months ago
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I was in a "History of Comedy" class in college. Naturally, MST popped up one day and they showed this short (mostly because it was filmed where I went to school).

Venture to say that "sloppy girl" actually would have looked rather good compared to the current student body.


Ode to the Doughy Guy
Forum - about 1 month ago
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What's everyone's favorite MST3K doughy guy? Mine is Santa Claus from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Such a jolly fellow.


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That was a real thing of playing music to the fetus to boost intelligence later on. Mostly classical music, and others may tried to play other instructional material to the infant through the same means. But as I remember, the science behind this is a bit iffy and inconclusive. No real proof that it boosts the infant's intelligence later. Whatever, just funny and even cool when one of Joel's experiments is also a thing outside the show.


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Does anyone else think the Tom servo voice in the new episodes is really annoying?


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - about 2 months ago
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this should have ended with Dr.Forrester trying to do something REALLY nasty to NummyMuffinKookleButter and Frank going all aggro on him to stop him


Tympanic Membrane Assault!!... Incomming!!!
420 - The Human Duplicators - almost 2 years ago
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Good god Gale! Your an actress...can't you imitate the sound of a normal womans voice? Your voice is like fingernails down a chalkboard!


302 - Gamera - almost 6 years ago
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Okay, what's the relationship of the woman to Kenny and his father? I think the dubbing has him saying "sister" at some point, but she's the one who talks to Kenny's teacher and she says that "his mother died" not "our mother". So what I'm wondering is if she's supposed to be a stepmother or something.


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