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TheLightningBug - 3 months ago
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My heart just ain't in it.


TheLightningBug - 7 months ago
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Here comes the [fucking] rain, again - falling through my roof like a memory... a very CLEAR memory... a RECENT memory... [sigh}


TheLightningBug - 8 months ago
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Dear Rain - Please fuck off to the Valley or San Diego, or someplace where they actually NEED you, at least until we can get the roof, here, fixed. Half my bedroom is covered in paint chips and plaster chunks from my goddamn ceiling... [shakes fist at sky; dries fist, resumes shaking; repeat]


TheLightningBug - 8 months ago
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Improv tip for beginners: Not everyone who says "I got your back," gots your back. Unless a knife is involved. Bah.


Jaguar Wong Abides - 9 months ago
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He's lived through a lot worse for a lot less money.
He does Improv
KILLER FISH


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Into the Craigy Ferg show (from years back) as am I? Here's an Xmuss treat for you, then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUStXO__Sq4

(The uploader has a fine array of vids, so, in this gift, I also recommend you check out his library-o-fun!) Happy Holidays & Good Beers! Cheers!


TheLightningBug - about 2 years ago
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Tomorrow, what's left of THE WORLD!


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 2 years ago
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Well I seem to have acquired your 'Bad Head Cold' although today I'm feeling a little better...It's 75 one day 35 the next...typical Texas but it sure leads to the proclivity towards getting 'colds.


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 2 years ago
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Time to 'catch a little lightning in a bottle'.


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Hey, man -- nice threads!
The maniacal laughter is a nice touch, too!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Time of the Apes
    276
  2. Cave Dwellers
    430
  3. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  4. The Crawling Hand
    161
  5. Robot Holocaust
    156
  6. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  7. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  8. Moon Zero Two
    199
  9. The Crawling Eye
    259
  10. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  11. The Mad Monster
    138
  12. Robot Monster
    153
  13. Untamed Youth
    134
  14. The Black Scorpion
    123
  15. Project Moonbase
    116
  16. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  17. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  18. Hercules
    152
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  20. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  21. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  22. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  23. Bloodlust
    185
  24. San Francisco International
    262
  25. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  26. Stranded in Space
    130
  27. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  28. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    336
  29. Prince of Space
    453
  30. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  32. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  33. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  34. Pod People
    560
  35. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  36. Devil Doll
    243

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This week: NCNL Smackdown
Forum - 6 days ago
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C'mon, do you feel lucky? Well DO YOU? Think your NCNL can beat this one? Uhuh....don;t think so....


Forum - 3 days ago
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New Cinema Edition of, "Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell" now playing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiT4TrKMtP4


Spooky Time Subject...
Forum - 13 days ago
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Yes, I know, it's September...but I'm just starting to get hyped for the spooky season. And I was just wondering: if there was any other spooky movie they haven't done that you think Mike or Joel should have done, what would it be? I'd go with Roger Corman's Little Shop of Horrors. As a huge fan of Little Shop, to begin with, I can just see some good stuff being said. It has been on Rifftrax, but I'd love to see a wrench put on it and say...Joel could riff it. I'd love to see what his delivery could bring to the table.


You do NCNL this week....
Forum - 9 days ago
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....I;m bitter!


Riff of the Day: The Crawling Eye
Forum - 13 days ago
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For obvious reasons, I always think of The Crawling Eye when I think of Diabolik. :) As Crow says, "This seems kind of familiar, doesn't it." So since the last riff of the day was Diabolik, here is The Crawling Eye:

"Give me six bags of onions and a giant eye chart!"


Episode. 413 Manhunt In Space
Forum - 6 days ago
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The riff "American In Paris" is inexplicable. He's jumping off a bed platform. How does it relate to Gershwin's piece?


Recent Riffs

520 - Radar Secret Service - about 1 month ago
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"It was hard to believe that, just a few days before..."
-- I was being spanked by Rod McKuen...


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Want me to drive for a while...?


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"Today, nothing's hopeless..."
-- Not with RADAR!


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That's the last time I get into a car with Monty Clift, I'll tell you that...


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Good thing I re-shingled my hat!


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Tom: Corman the Barbarian!
Crow: Corman the Employer...


305 - Stranded in Space - 5 months ago
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We're having "Ray Bolger" practice!


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Hey, hey, HEY - that's the director's coke!


1101 - Reptilicus - about 1 year ago
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Are you making a Wicker Man?!


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 2 years ago
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'IT'S BLUE'?!


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"Electrons don't dance, Fingal. They don't make love."
-- They're Lutherans.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago
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What would Liberace do? - No, I better not do that...