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Favorite Episodes

  1. Rocketship X-M
    250
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  3. Werewolf
    474
  4. The Crawling Eye
    226
  5. Mitchell
    514
  6. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    180
  7. Puma Man
    453
  8. Catalina Caper
    243
  9. The Screaming Skull
    234
  10. Daddy-O
    220
  11. The Slime People
    103
  12. Lost Continent
    219
  13. Gamera
    210
  14. Pod People
    498
  15. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  16. Time of the Apes
    239
  17. Fugitive Alien
    289
  18. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  19. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  20. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  22. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  23. Master Ninja I
    226

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Seam in Seat Cutout
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204 - Catalina Caper - 8 months ago

You can see a seam open where the theater seat cutout didn't get moved right all the way all through the movie, I wonder if they just didn't catch it in post.


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

"Hey Ali, might wanna check those bags at the door." Edgy, Crow...


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324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago

"You whacked me with your riding crop, Crow!"


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324 - Master Ninja II - almost 5 years ago

11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!


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What is this?!? The end of The Shining!?!


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304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 7 months ago

You know, for a movie called "Gamara vs. Barugon", there's not a lot of Gamara fighting Barugon...


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago

Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


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"You woke up the spirit of music in you!"
The Angel of Music was unavailable so all we could send was this creepy woman in an ugly suit.


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307 - Daddy-O - about 2 years ago

do people in the midwest call karaoke ka-ro-kee and not care-ee-o-kee? They call it karokee all the time and at first I thought they were making some obscure joke but it seems like a dialect thing. Like when they call roof a "ruff".


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307 - Daddy-O - 8 months ago

I lose it every time I see that hike your pants up sketch. Joel's spastic dancing makes him seem as if he's possessed.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


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"Even the Physics class was what a girl would like." *barfs*


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401 - Space Travelers - 5 months ago

*Heavy breathing*
"... Oh my God, what the heck are they doing up there...?"


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401 - Space Travelers - 5 months ago

Get out! Get out! The calls are coming from inside NASA!


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401 - Space Travelers - 5 months ago

"How do you copy?" On a Xerox, how about you?


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324 - Master Ninja II - 6 months ago

Reaction... REACTION...


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324 - Master Ninja II - 6 months ago

Uh, no I was really dead, Tim. I'm the Re-Animator.


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324 - Master Ninja II - 6 months ago

He's got a black licorice whip!


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324 - Master Ninja II - 6 months ago

They're selling fake term papers!


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

"You're a dancer! DANCE!"
You're an actor! ACT!


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

"It'll make you feel better..." If you put it in the right place. ;D


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

"Is that what a REAL ninja would do?!"
I'm not a real ninja, but I play one on TV.


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

Meanwhile, in the other incomprehensible plot...


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322 - Master Ninja I - 6 months ago

Oh, it's a ventriloquist pistol! Say hello to the folks, Remington!