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Favorite Episodes

  1. Rocketship X-M
    262
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  3. Werewolf
    484
  4. The Crawling Eye
    235
  5. Mitchell
    526
  6. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    185
  7. Puma Man
    463
  8. Catalina Caper
    246
  9. The Screaming Skull
    242
  10. Daddy-O
    226
  11. The Slime People
    111
  12. Lost Continent
    225
  13. Gamera
    217
  14. Pod People
    512
  15. Gamera vs. Barugon
    151
  16. Time of the Apes
    247
  17. Fugitive Alien
    299
  18. Gamera vs. Guiron
    224
  19. Gamera vs. Zigra
    152
  20. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    206
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    230
  22. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    268
  23. Master Ninja I
    231

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109 - Project Moonbase - 12 months ago
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"Come in Joel, my little spunk-dumpling..."

Wow, the censors really were asleep that day, huh?


Seam in Seat Cutout
204 - Catalina Caper - 12 months ago
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You can see a seam open where the theater seat cutout didn't get moved right all the way all through the movie, I wonder if they just didn't catch it in post.


322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago
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"Hey Ali, might wanna check those bags at the door." Edgy, Crow...


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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"You whacked me with your riding crop, Crow!"


324 - Master Ninja II - over 5 years ago
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11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!


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What is this?!? The end of The Shining!?!


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 11 months ago
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You know, for a movie called "Gamara vs. Barugon", there's not a lot of Gamara fighting Barugon...


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 4 years ago
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Mr. B Natural gets my vote for the greatest MST3K short EVER!!! SO creepy and demented even without the riffs.


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"You woke up the spirit of music in you!"
The Angel of Music was unavailable so all we could send was this creepy woman in an ugly suit.


307 - Daddy-O - over 2 years ago
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do people in the midwest call karaoke ka-ro-kee and not care-ee-o-kee? They call it karokee all the time and at first I thought they were making some obscure joke but it seems like a dialect thing. Like when they call roof a "ruff".


307 - Daddy-O - about 1 year ago
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I lose it every time I see that hike your pants up sketch. Joel's spastic dancing makes him seem as if he's possessed.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


Recent Riffs

109 - Project Moonbase - 12 months ago
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Spanking really is protocol in the upper echelons of NASA...


401 - Space Travelers - 9 months ago
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*Heavy breathing*
"... Oh my God, what the heck are they doing up there...?"


401 - Space Travelers - 9 months ago
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Get out! Get out! The calls are coming from inside NASA!


401 - Space Travelers - 9 months ago
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"How do you copy?" On a Xerox, how about you?


324 - Master Ninja II - 10 months ago
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Reaction... REACTION...


324 - Master Ninja II - 10 months ago
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Uh, no I was really dead, Tim. I'm the Re-Animator.


324 - Master Ninja II - 10 months ago
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He's got a black licorice whip!


324 - Master Ninja II - 10 months ago
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They're selling fake term papers!


322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago
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"You're a dancer! DANCE!"
You're an actor! ACT!


322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago
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"It'll make you feel better..." If you put it in the right place. ;D


322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago
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"Is that what a REAL ninja would do?!"
I'm not a real ninja, but I play one on TV.


322 - Master Ninja I - 10 months ago
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Meanwhile, in the other incomprehensible plot...