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big_Greg - almost 2 years ago
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Thanks for all the amusing commentary; I love the site!
H/T: Check out some new music i created today. https://hype.co/biggreg3000/


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913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 6 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 3 years ago
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I really love how nobody gives a shit about Touch's girlfriend, including Touch. It's like the character was never in the script in the first place, which begs the question of why she actually was.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 3 years ago
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I have to agree with Joel about some kids ruining toys for the rest of us. We all knew that fireworks and lawn darts and stuff were dangerous, that's what made them more fun to play with. Of course parental supervision was highly important but i remember being young and the only kids who really hurt themselves were the ones so dumb they would have gotten hurt somehow anyways. ( backyard wrestling anyone )


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 4 years ago
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Is it just me or is California Lady actually not that bad, and actually kinda catchy?


101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 7 years ago
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Everybody looks so young!

And so stiff...


1009 - Hamlet - about 4 years ago
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One of my very favorite MST3K eps EVER.


903 - Puma Man - about 5 years ago
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Yes, Tony, you have the ability to put yourself to sleep, to stop your heart, to kill yourself. Unfortunately, you do not have the ability to bring yourself back. I suppose I should have told you that ahead of time. Oh dear.


Season 0 KTMA Question
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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I'm going back to watch the old KTMA episodes and cannot get the links to K01, 02, and 03 on this site to work. Anyone here aware of where I can go to see these episodes?


Link down, Shout Factory strikes again
813 - Jack Frost - almost 2 years ago
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Funny, I was watching this episode last night, and I fell asleep, and now this AM I was going to finish up but the link is toast. Could somebody please upload another copy? Thanks, masked MSTie!


Such bitter dregs these knaves proffer to slake our thirst for jest
1009 - Hamlet - almost 2 years ago
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I've been dreading this one since I decided to watch the entire series in order, and here it is. May it pass quickly.


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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The short makes me want to hurl! And I'm a child of that era! It's so....I can't even....Ja Wohl!


Soundtrack LP?
903 - Puma Man - almost 2 years ago
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If there was ever a soundtrack to this movie offered, we could do away with waterboarding forever. Do the hustle! And those synth sound effects when Pumaman does a flying stop; kee-rist!


Recent Riffs

K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - almost 2 years ago
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Joel: It's one of their [China's] cheap exports.
Servo: Torture?
Joel: Yeah, how do you think we got this film?


K20 - The Last Chase - almost 2 years ago
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[J.G. Williams: "The last time my country needed me was Viet Nam; and listen, man, I flew one hundred and thirty-eight missions... I shoulda come back a damn hero, I got the medals to prove it..."]
Crow: Is he doing Sammy Davis Jr.?
Joel: That's what I was thinkin'! A white Sammy Davis... MAN.
Servo: If you like a human cyborg, like Sammy is... fake hip, fake eyes; he's gonna be the cyborg night club comedian who lives forever 'cause he'll be like all replacement parts...
Crow (as Sammy): Totally bionic, MAN...
Joel (to Servo): Don't talk over the movie.


K20 - The Last Chase - almost 2 years ago
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[Crow sees the credit for the Canadian Film Development Corp.:]
Oh, Canada. Well, that... that explains why it SUCKS!


K19 - Hangar 18 - almost 2 years ago
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[Men in black trying to take out the astronauts at a refinery]
Servo: Well, if he's shooting at us, we should hide behind this big gasoline receptacle.


K19 - Hangar 18 - almost 2 years ago
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"Mankind, the human race, ARE their children."
Servo: Ask 'em if we can borrow the car for a night.
Crow: I want my allowance.. retroactive.


K19 - Hangar 18 - almost 2 years ago
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[The astronauts figure out where the spaceship is most likely being hidden}
Joel: Oh, maaan----
Servo: Hanger 18, we have a winner! Johnny, tell them what he's won!
Crow: Geez, it only took 'em halfway into the film to figure it out...
Servo: I hope we're farther than THAT.


K19 - Hangar 18 - almost 2 years ago
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Joel: I suppose he's gonna tell us they [the aliens] built Apache Plaza, too!
Servo: Nobody's taking credit for THAT.
Crow: Only after the tornado.


K19 - Hangar 18 - almost 2 years ago
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[Robert Vaughn has a meltdown after two men in black are killed chasing the astronauts:]
Crow: This is his big scene. [Joel:] Geeez, what a hot head!
Servo: The guys from U.N.C.L.E. will wanna know, too, I think


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 2 years ago
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[As Sumaru's henchwomen are being slaughtered:]
Joel: I wonder how many eyes they have to go.


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 2 years ago
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Joel: I've never seen so many women with PMS.
Crow: Poor movie syndrome.


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 2 years ago
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Now, Frankie; sing, sing!


K17 - Time of the Apes - almost 2 years ago
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Servo: What is that, the "Girl from Ape-enema"? Crow: I think so.
Servo: 🎼 🎤 Tall and hunched and young and hairy...🎤