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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    237
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  3. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  4. Girls Town
    259
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  6. Space Mutiny
    818
  7. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    246
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  10. Puma Man
    456
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  12. Outlaw of Gor
    281
  13. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  14. Soultaker
    336
  15. Werewolf
    477
  16. Angels' Revenge
    187
  17. Future War
    236
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  20. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  21. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    185
  22. The Sidehackers
    185
  23. Laserblast
    347
  24. Kitten with a Whip
    138
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    246
  26. Tormented
    196
  27. The Sinister Urge
    194
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  29. Gunslinger
    143
  30. Warrior of the Lost World
    287

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609 - The Skydivers - 7 months ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 10 months ago
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The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 8 months ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 8 months ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


609 - The Skydivers - 8 months ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


507 - I Accuse My Parents - 8 months ago
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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


601 - Girls Town - 8 months ago
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Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Someone with ADD edited this film


Recent Riffs

511 - Gunslinger - 5 months ago
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Well, our hour's almost up here. Did you want to schedule next week?


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 5 months ago
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(Crotch shot of Zombie) That's clearly NOT the original actor!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 5 months ago
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(Molly babbles) Use your words!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 5 months ago
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Hello. 1-900-SPANK-ME.


511 - Gunslinger - 5 months ago
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And there's my hinder!


511 - Gunslinger - 5 months ago
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It's been a long, long, long, long lonely time.


511 - Gunslinger - 5 months ago
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Say what you want, Reverend, this brings in the parishioners.


415 - The Beatniks - 5 months ago
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Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah.


415 - The Beatniks - 5 months ago
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"Now don't kid yourself." You're not that good.


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Most affable thugs ever.


609 - The Skydivers - 7 months ago
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We'll start the scene here.


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The margarine riot of 1974.