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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    224
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  3. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  4. Girls Town
    250
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  6. Space Mutiny
    784
  7. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    594
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  10. Puma Man
    440
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  12. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  13. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  14. Soultaker
    320
  15. Angels' Revenge
    180
  16. Future War
    229
  17. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  18. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  19. The Sidehackers
    171
  20. Laserblast
    336
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  22. Kitten with a Whip
    129
  23. Werewolf
    457
  24. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  25. Tormented
    187
  26. The Sinister Urge
    184
  27. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  29. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  30. Time Chasers
    378

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609 - The Skydivers - 1 day ago

Did Servo misspeak at 1:11:10 when he said, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" They were talking about the guy on screen having an "episode." Didn't he mean to say, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" Am I missing a play on words or something?


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 1 month ago

This is my second-favorite MST3K episode. I'm surprised that more people haven't given it laughs. There are so many great riffs throughout this!


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601 - Girls Town - almost 4 years ago

"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 month ago

At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 1 month ago

This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


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609 - The Skydivers - about 1 month ago

My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 1 month ago

This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


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601 - Girls Town - about 1 month ago

Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


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609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago

Someone with ADD edited this film


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Your feet smell like Fritos!


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - 3 months ago

The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


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"I’m gonna clean my otter lines out before morning." No, no, not in front of us!


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"We tried to escape but..." the sun was in our eyes.


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You had decaf, right?


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Yonder lies the castle of my father. Okay, yonder lies the matte painting of the castle of my father.


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If this were reality, they'd still be waiting for each other to get ready.


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You know, these new prefab viking ships are great!


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609 - The Skydivers - 25 days ago

(Skydiver dead on ground) I'm OKAY!!


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Would you stop touching yourself there?


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610 - The Violent Years - 27 days ago

"I don't like this guy's looks." Excuse me, I do!


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613 - The Sinister Urge - 28 days ago

That's it. I'm gonna be a monk.


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613 - The Sinister Urge - 28 days ago

"You know, Matt, I look at these..." And I look at these, and I look at these...


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609 - The Skydivers - 29 days ago

"Suzie, you think we oughta?" (Slap) YES!!