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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    267
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  3. Girls Town
    284
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  6. Space Mutiny
    879
  7. The Touch of Satan
    336
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  11. Puma Man
    503
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  16. Soultaker
    365
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  18. Werewolf
    520
  19. Future War
    257
  20. Angels' Revenge
    204
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  23. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  24. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  25. The Sidehackers
    205
  26. Laserblast
    385
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  29. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  30. Tormented
    218
  31. The Sinister Urge
    211
  32. Gunslinger
    160
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  34. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  35. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  36. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  37. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  38. Gorgo
    168
  39. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  40. Hobgoblins
    383

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609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 2 years ago
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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 2 years ago
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The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago
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Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


609 - The Skydivers - over 7 years ago
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Someone with ADD edited this film


Recent Riffs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago
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G e t y o u r m o t o r ruuuunnin'....


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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Arrest him for the accent.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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"But yards away..." The binging continued.


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I have an idea. Shut up.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Maybe I could push Herb Alpert over a cliff.


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Beware the dwarf.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago
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Tonight, on Invisible Cracker Mom.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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The Alien and the Nun. This fall on CBS.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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Is that a hearbeat? Oh no, I'm sorry, that's a lovebeat.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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Amway!


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He must have a really nice personality.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 1 year ago
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Pause quicker!