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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    241
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  3. Girls Town
    266
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  5. Space Mutiny
    831
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  7. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    255
  10. Puma Man
    467
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  13. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  14. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  15. Soultaker
    341
  16. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  17. Werewolf
    487
  18. Future War
    238
  19. The Touch of Satan
    312
  20. Angels' Revenge
    190
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  23. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    188
  24. The Sidehackers
    186
  25. Laserblast
    354
  26. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  27. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  28. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  29. Tormented
    201
  30. The Sinister Urge
    197
  31. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  32. Gunslinger
    144
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  34. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  35. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  36. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  37. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241
  38. Gorgo
    159
  39. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    255
  40. Hobgoblins
    362

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609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


507 - I Accuse My Parents - 11 months ago
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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 1 year ago
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The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - almost 4 years ago
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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 11 months ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 11 months ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


609 - The Skydivers - 11 months ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


601 - Girls Town - 12 months ago
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Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


609 - The Skydivers - almost 6 years ago
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Someone with ADD edited this film


Recent Riffs

908 - The Touch of Satan - 2 months ago
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Pause quicker!


908 - The Touch of Satan - 2 months ago
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Musta got hold of a wet witch.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 2 months ago
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I'm gonna get out my guitar and practice Sister Golden Hair.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 2 months ago
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Hello, pile of dung.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 2 months ago
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Aah, milk me!


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"Genius. Pure genius."... couldn't save this film.


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So, this is public television? Suddenly, I feel like beating the crap out of Fred Rogers.


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Clara Barton's getaway car!


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Sucked. Let's go with that word, movie.


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We're gonna ban saw the top of your head off.


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"I'll order the horses." Of courses.


601 - Girls Town - 3 months ago
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I wish I lived off-campus!