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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    221
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  3. Girls Town
    245
  4. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  5. Space Mutiny
    780
  6. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  9. Puma Man
    436
  10. The Final Sacrifice
    646
  11. Outlaw of Gor
    260
  12. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  13. Soultaker
    318
  14. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  15. Future War
    226
  16. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  17. Angels' Revenge
    177
  18. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    174
  19. The Sidehackers
    170
  20. Laserblast
    334
  21. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  22. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  23. Kitten with a Whip
    126
  24. Werewolf
    453
  25. Tormented
    184
  26. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  27. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  28. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  29. 12 to the Moon
    170
  30. Time Chasers
    376

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 days ago

At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 5 days ago

This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


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This is my second-favorite MST3K episode. I'm surprised that more people haven't given it laughs. There are so many great riffs throughout this!


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609 - The Skydivers - 5 days ago

My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


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601 - Girls Town - 11 days ago

Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


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609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago

Someone with ADD edited this film


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Your feet smell like Fritos!


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 2 months ago

The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 4 years ago

Jeezus, talk about cheap... they've lifted pretty much the entire music score from Attack Of The Giant Leeches, including the jerky, staccato-plagued, spazzed-out opening theme.

And, what's with all the Steves? Granted, my journalism class in my senior year of high school had three guys named Mike (including me), but that was by accident; the writers of this stinkburger included two (three?) guys named Steve on purpose. I haven't been this confused since I struggled to keep the Kens sorted out in Fugitive Alien.


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706 - Laserblast - over 2 years ago

at 46:15, the boom mike is visible when the two dumb cops are called into the sheriff's office. The irony is there is no sound in that scene to pick up anyway. But at least the boom mike was there just in CASE there was some dialog...


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609 - The Skydivers - about 2 hours ago

"Suzie, you think we oughta?" (Slap) YES!!


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417 - Crash of the Moons - about 3 hours ago

She walks like a flying monkey, that one.


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906 - The Space Children - about 3 hours ago

See you next week, Mrs. Robinson.


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609 - The Skydivers - about 3 hours ago

With my luck, I fall right in a stump grinder.


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419 - The Rebel Set - 2 days ago

Get some change, and play as many video games as you want.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 days ago

Remember to rotate your men every 10,000 miles.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 days ago

"It's poison!" "How do you know?" (Points to skeleton). And your point?


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 4 days ago

She's got some funny ways of expressing affection.


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 5 days ago

Come paw the midgets!


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109 - Project Moonbase - 5 days ago

"Man your ship." Or woman your ship, as it were.


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511 - Gunslinger - 5 days ago

Why am I such a misfit?


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511 - Gunslinger - 5 days ago

Oh, they're stuck in a subplot.