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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    251
  2. Girls Town
    272
  3. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  6. Space Mutiny
    846
  7. The Touch of Satan
    319
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    262
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  11. Puma Man
    478
  12. The Final Sacrifice
    711
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    291
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  16. Soultaker
    346
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    300
  18. Werewolf
    497
  19. Future War
    241
  20. Angels' Revenge
    193
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    297
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  23. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  24. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    197
  25. The Sidehackers
    190
  26. Laserblast
    363
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    145
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  29. I Accuse My Parents
    376
  30. Tormented
    208
  31. The Sinister Urge
    202
  32. Gunslinger
    150
  33. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  34. The Dead Talk Back
    264
  35. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    262
  36. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  37. Quest of the Delta Knights
    245
  38. Gorgo
    158
  39. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    257
  40. Hobgoblins
    371

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609 - The Skydivers - about 1 year ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago
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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 1 year ago
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The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 1 year ago
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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 1 year ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


609 - The Skydivers - over 1 year ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


609 - The Skydivers - over 6 years ago
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Someone with ADD edited this film


Recent Riffs

603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 2 months ago
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Arrest him for the accent.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 2 months ago
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"But yards away..." The binging continued.


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I have an idea. Shut up.


601 - Girls Town - 3 months ago
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Maybe I could push Herb Alpert over a cliff.


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Beware the dwarf.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 1 year ago
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Tonight, on Invisible Cracker Mom.


1004 - Future War - 4 months ago
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The Alien and the Nun. This fall on CBS.


1004 - Future War - 4 months ago
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Is that a hearbeat? Oh no, I'm sorry, that's a lovebeat.


1004 - Future War - 4 months ago
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Amway!


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He must have a really nice personality.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 7 months ago
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Pause quicker!


908 - The Touch of Satan - 7 months ago
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Musta got hold of a wet witch.