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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    228
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  3. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  4. Girls Town
    251
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    290
  6. Space Mutiny
    794
  7. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  9. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  10. Puma Man
    446
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  12. Outlaw of Gor
    269
  13. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  14. Soultaker
    326
  15. Werewolf
    463
  16. Angels' Revenge
    183
  17. Future War
    233
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  20. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    179
  21. The Sidehackers
    174
  22. Laserblast
    342
  23. Kitten with a Whip
    131
  24. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  25. Tormented
    188
  26. The Sinister Urge
    187
  27. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  28. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  29. Time Chasers
    387
  30. Warrior of the Lost World
    282

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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - 4 months ago

The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


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609 - The Skydivers - 29 days ago

Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 3 years ago

Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


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601 - Girls Town - about 4 years ago

"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 2 months ago

At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


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519 - Outlaw of Gor - 2 months ago

This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


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609 - The Skydivers - 2 months ago

My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - 2 months ago

This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


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601 - Girls Town - 2 months ago

Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


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609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago

Someone with ADD edited this film


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609 - The Skydivers - 27 days ago

We'll start the scene here.


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The margarine riot of 1974.


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How was your day at the WHORE?


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(Screams) It's Chris Farley in a thong!
Look out! Ted Kennedy's driving home!


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Wow, the whole school seems to be buzzing about that essay.


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"Oh, poor thing." Yeah, boo hoo.


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 2 months ago

"I’m gonna clean my otter lines out before morning." No, no, not in front of us!


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"We tried to escape but..." the sun was in our eyes.


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You had decaf, right?


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Yonder lies the castle of my father. Okay, yonder lies the matte painting of the castle of my father.


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If this were reality, they'd still be waiting for each other to get ready.


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You know, these new prefab viking ships are great!