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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  2. The Skydivers
    275
  3. Girls Town
    299
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    223
  5. Zombie Nightmare
    313
  6. Jack Frost
    347
  7. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    232
  8. Space Mutiny
    928
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    294
  10. Angels' Revenge
    214
  11. Outlaw of Gor
    332
  12. Future War
    276
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    337
  14. The Touch of Satan
    355
  15. Soultaker
    388
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    355
  17. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    439
  18. Teenage Strangler
    324
  19. Puma Man
    541
  20. War of the Colossal Beast
    237
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    781
  22. Werewolf
    554
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    709
  24. Horror of Party Beach
    325
  25. Squirm
    245
  26. Gorgo
    182
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  29. The Giant Spider Invasion
    362
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    295
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    422
  32. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  33. Alien from L.A.
    283
  34. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  35. Beginning of the End
    280
  36. Tormented
    227
  37. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  38. The Sinister Urge
    223
  39. Hobgoblins
    407
  40. Terror from the Year 5000
    254

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609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


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Mike's umbrella with gutters and a drain spout is my favorite invention from the invention exchanges. What a great idea! I'd buy one.


Shine, Shine! Shine Your Love!
622 - Angels' Revenge - 9 months ago
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Just in case you're wondering, Michelle Wilson lip-synced the word "shine" 82 TIMES in under two minutes during that torturous disco song. It was hard to keep track at times, but I think I got them all after multiple listens. (Not including background singers saying it.) Actual vocalist is singer Patty Foley, whoever she is.


606 - The Creeping Terror - 9 months ago
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Special nostalgia for me because I watched this with several high school friends back in the 70s. I'll always remember one friend commenting, "Man, I could outrun this monster walking on my hands."


609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


1004 - Future War - 9 months ago
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My favorite bad movie prop of all time -- the cardboard TV news camera slapped together with black duct tape! (50:14, 50:38) They could have at least painted the cardboard black. Geesh. It makes the reporter's homemade "2" mic flag look like a work of art in comparison. I used to work in TV news, so that unbelievably amateurish cardboard camera will always have a special place in my heart.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 7 years ago
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"You DO know your name?" Kitten W. Whip


521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
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I want the MST3K mouse pad!


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


813 - Jack Frost - almost 8 years ago
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Out of all the movies on MST 3000. I always found this one to be better than most. I like the effects and the Folklore lessons.


813 - Jack Frost - 9 months ago
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Crow sums it up perfectly: "So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is just nuttier than all get-out."


Recent Riffs

518 - The Atomic Brain - 8 months ago
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You're gonna put your brain in me, aren't you? I just know it.


609 - The Skydivers - 8 months ago
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Good luck, you're gonna die... Good luck, you're gonna die...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 8 months ago
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(singing) There's a girl on the roof, and she thinks she's a cat...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 8 months ago
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Well, the heck with you then!


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Oh, and everyone went in on a card.


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Is this a welcome respite from all the action?


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Nothing you could be is more terrible than what I am. "Unless you were just a toe."


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I'm in the tub!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 9 months ago
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(Guy and girl playing tennis) "ESPN at 3 a.m."


813 - Jack Frost - 9 months ago
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I'm gonna keep doing this until someone notices me.


813 - Jack Frost - 9 months ago
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If I catch you, you're in my omelette so fast!


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Shall we dance!?