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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  2. The Skydivers
    274
  3. Girls Town
    296
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  5. Zombie Nightmare
    309
  6. Jack Frost
    341
  7. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    230
  8. Space Mutiny
    923
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    292
  10. Angels' Revenge
    213
  11. Outlaw of Gor
    328
  12. Future War
    272
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    334
  14. The Touch of Satan
    353
  15. Soultaker
    385
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    350
  17. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    435
  18. Teenage Strangler
    323
  19. Puma Man
    535
  20. War of the Colossal Beast
    232
  21. The Final Sacrifice
    773
  22. Werewolf
    550
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    705
  24. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  25. Squirm
    241
  26. Gorgo
    181
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  28. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  29. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  30. Track of the Moon Beast
    290
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    417
  32. Revenge of the Creature
    234
  33. Alien from L.A.
    280
  34. The Dead Talk Back
    287
  35. Beginning of the End
    278
  36. Tormented
    227
  37. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  38. The Sinister Urge
    222
  39. Hobgoblins
    404
  40. Terror from the Year 5000
    254

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606 - The Creeping Terror - 7 months ago
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Special nostalgia for me because I watched this with several high school friends back in the 70s. I'll always remember one friend commenting, "Man, I could outrun this monster walking on my hands."


609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


1004 - Future War - 7 months ago
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My favorite bad movie prop of all time -- the cardboard TV news camera slapped together with black duct tape! (50:14, 50:38) They could have at least painted the cardboard black. Geesh. It makes the reporter's homemade "2" mic flag look like a work of art in comparison. I used to work in TV news, so that unbelievably amateurish cardboard camera will always have a special place in my heart.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 7 years ago
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"You DO know your name?" Kitten W. Whip


521 - Santa Claus - about 6 years ago
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I want the MST3K mouse pad!


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Mike's umbrella with gutters and a drain spout is my favorite invention from the invention exchanges. What a great idea! I'd buy one.


208 - Lost Continent - about 7 years ago
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Sweet, a reference to the world's truly worst movie, Andy Warhol's Empire State Building--the Movie. (Some call it art, but then again some people would call it art if Warhol had farted in a jar and declared it to be his masterpiece.)


813 - Jack Frost - over 7 years ago
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Out of all the movies on MST 3000. I always found this one to be better than most. I like the effects and the Folklore lessons.


813 - Jack Frost - 7 months ago
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Crow sums it up perfectly: "So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is just nuttier than all get-out."


"Cherubism" Anyone?
1004 - Future War - almost 2 years ago
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Notice the Tracker guy with the hugemungis face? It's Robert Z'Dar! This is interesting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Z%27Dar


Shine, Shine! Shine Your Love!
622 - Angels' Revenge - 7 months ago
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Just in case you're wondering, Michelle Wilson lip-synced the word "shine" 82 TIMES in under two minutes during that torturous disco song. It was hard to keep track at times, but I think I got them all after multiple listens. (Not including background singers saying it.) Actual vocalist is singer Patty Foley, whoever she is.


Recent Riffs

518 - The Atomic Brain - 6 months ago
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You're gonna put your brain in me, aren't you? I just know it.


609 - The Skydivers - 6 months ago
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Good luck, you're gonna die... Good luck, you're gonna die...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 6 months ago
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(singing) There's a girl on the roof, and she thinks she's a cat...


518 - The Atomic Brain - 6 months ago
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Well, the heck with you then!


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Oh, and everyone went in on a card.


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Is this a welcome respite from all the action?


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Nothing you could be is more terrible than what I am. "Unless you were just a toe."


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I'm in the tub!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 7 months ago
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(Guy and girl playing tennis) "ESPN at 3 a.m."


813 - Jack Frost - 7 months ago
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I'm gonna keep doing this until someone notices me.


813 - Jack Frost - 7 months ago
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If I catch you, you're in my omelette so fast!


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Shall we dance!?