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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    270
  2. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  3. Girls Town
    284
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  6. Space Mutiny
    887
  7. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  9. The Touch of Satan
    337
  10. Alien from L.A.
    275
  11. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  12. Puma Man
    509
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  15. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  16. Angels' Revenge
    206
  17. Soultaker
    369
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  19. Werewolf
    525
  20. Future War
    261
  21. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  22. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  23. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  24. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  25. The Sidehackers
    206
  26. Laserblast
    390
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  29. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  30. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  31. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  32. Tormented
    220
  33. The Sinister Urge
    215
  34. Squirm
    235
  35. Gunslinger
    161
  36. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  37. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  38. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  39. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  40. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  41. Gorgo
    171
  42. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  43. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  44. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  45. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218

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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 2 years ago
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This is a fun episode, except for one thing. Every time I watch this, I get that stupid song stuck in my head: "Are you happy... in your work?"


609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago
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My favorite MST3K. I can watch this over and over and never get tired of it.


609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago
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Servo misspeaks at 1:11:10 when he says, "Somebody put a tongue under his wallet!" It was joke about the guy on screen having an "episode." It should be, "Put a wallet under his tongue!" (You know, a common bit of advice to keep people from swallowing their tongue during a seizure or "episode.")


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 2 years ago
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The original movie has an attempted rape scene involving the girl from the ice cream shop. When you watch it, you'll see why MST3K edits it out. It would be kind of difficult to "riff" an attempted sexual assault.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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As of this morning, blocked by Shout in the us of a. "The master will not like this." "The damn car won't start." "The damn car won't start."

Now the damn episode won't start.

O Torgo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!


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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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"I'll never understand what my son saw in you." "Oh no?" Do THESE explain anything?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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At 16:10, there's a riff "Buffy and Jody." The annotation notes it's a reference to "Family Affair" and mentions the older sister Cissy. But how about mentioning the fact that the butler on the show was played by Sebastian CABOT!


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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This contains my favorite badly delivered line in MST3K: "Get out of heeere, you disgusting woooooorm!"


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Sorry, but the "She was Ore-Ida" line near the end just sent me into a laughing fit....


601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago
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Guess what? "Lonely Boy" was Paul Anka's biggest hit. It spent 4 weeks at #1 in 1959. (That beats "You're Having My Baby," which spent 3 weeks at #1 in 1974.)


609 - The Skydivers - over 7 years ago
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Someone with ADD edited this film


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Get your hot dogs!


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Hey man, any time you wanna talk. I know you're riding a major bummer.


609 - The Skydivers - about 1 year ago
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G e t y o u r m o t o r ruuuunnin'....


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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Arrest him for the accent.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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"But yards away..." The binging continued.


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I have an idea. Shut up.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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Maybe I could push Herb Alpert over a cliff.


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Beware the dwarf.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago
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Tonight, on Invisible Cracker Mom.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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The Alien and the Nun. This fall on CBS.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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Is that a hearbeat? Oh no, I'm sorry, that's a lovebeat.


1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago
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Amway!