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Bad Touch
In rural Missouri, lost among the goats and the chickens

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    351
  2. The Skydivers
    277
  3. Girls Town
    304
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  5. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  6. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  7. Puma Man
    543
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  9. Angels' Revenge
    216
  10. Space Mutiny
    936
  11. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  12. Soultaker
    394
  13. Cave Dwellers
    457
  14. The Touch of Satan
    360
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    330
  16. Jack Frost
    352
  17. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  18. Future War
    278
  19. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    340
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  21. Escape 2000
    276
  22. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  23. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    445
  24. Teenage Strangler
    327
  25. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  27. Werewolf
    562
  28. The Screaming Skull
    291
  29. Riding with Death
    416
  30. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  31. Squirm
    251
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  33. Gorgo
    185
  34. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  35. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  36. Track of the Moon Beast
    297
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  38. Monster A-Go Go
    358
  39. Diabolik
    218
  40. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  41. Alien from L.A.
    285
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  43. Beginning of the End
    282
  44. Tormented
    227
  45. Quest of the Delta Knights
    280
  46. The Sinister Urge
    223
  47. Hobgoblins
    414
  48. The Starfighters
    250
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  50. Eegah
    409

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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 8 years ago
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Their parody of VH1's Behind the Music is freakin' awesome!


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Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame....


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 3 years ago
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"It's open!"

That's one of my all time favorite lines from mst3k


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The appearance of Samson has to be one of the funniest hero entrances in cinema history. The goofy costume combined with the stilted dialogue had me in stitches. THIS is our hero???????


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 7 years ago
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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


301 - Cave Dwellers - 17 days ago
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Wow. The hang glider has to be one of the biggest AYKM moments in MST3K history.


1013 - Diabolik - over 8 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 7 years ago
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This episode contains one of those moments in some episodes where either something on the screen or something one of the bots said cracks Mike up and you hear him chuckle. Whenever Mike cracks and laughs uncontrollably you can tell the guys are having fun. Near the end when the elderly scientist awkwardly jumps off a rock at Fingle's Quarry and starts slapping one of the monsters like an abusive drunk. Crow jumps in with, "Hey! Hey! You spill my drink buddy?! Huh!?" It gets me every time.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 4 years ago
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pickles, hotdogs, or cigars...?

YOU pick!!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 7 years ago
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Wait, is the black girl at the movie who was attacked after the baseball game supposed to be the voodoo woman? Is that why the zombie's mom says, "She owes me?" Because the mom's husband died saving the girl?


Recent Riffs

908 - The Touch of Satan - 10 days ago
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Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf.


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"Harris was killed by some kind of thing that..." that killed him.


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Get into the line-up. Good.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 11 days ago
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We'll have to get up and milk the walnuts.


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Geesh, and they call us the undead.


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(Vampire sees cross) Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


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The ultimate battle between good and evil is really goofy.


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(Lounge singer) This isn't Strauss!


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Uh, do you need any wrestling done?


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"What's a good way to explain it to you?" Puppet theater??


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"What could we do for our young friend?" Show me the exit.


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