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They got safety goggles to fit Crow's face, and his eyes still move. Tradecraft


what a vibe
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Odd that the joke writers didn't notice that the projector sounds like a cheap vibrator 14:12


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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"Sandy, whatever you're doing, come here at once!" I'm harboring a horrible secret, which I'm sublimating into my unconscious, Mom.


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♫ I saw Tommy killing be-at-niks... ♫


414 - Tormented - over 6 years ago
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Crow (0:53:50): "It's Lou Reed!"

RIP


414 - Tormented - 6 months ago
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45:03 Crow making bed spring squeaky noise


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Which of today's pop singers would you like to see drop from a lighthouse?


Product placement...
414 - Tormented - 6 months ago
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Did Evian pay Tv's Frank to drink Evian? Or maybe Fiji Water did...


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There have long been rumors of a "European" cut of this film with Adele Lamont doing actual nude modeling. It's now on Amazon Prime.


Just. Can't. Do it.
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 2 years ago
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Movie is too weak even for satire.


Neil Young called, wanted royalties...
613 - The Sinister Urge - over 2 years ago
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This is the story of Johnny Ride...!""


0.5x playback speed
804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 2 years ago
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pro tip: open the external link
https://archive.org/details/MST3KS08E04TheDeadlyMantis#
click the gear icon and set playback speed to 0.5x.
everyone's vocal qualities become hilariously clear.
everyone sounds stoned, ancient, gay, hayseed...


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This is actual English sex!


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Hey, I thought you didn't have legs?
I don't.
Then where'd you get the footsteps?
Good question!


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I took the liberty of ordering you a "pump"


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Ow! Don't pour that there


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And — the industrial size tube of Anusol!


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"I've been watching both of you ... from the bushes."


414 - Tormented - 6 months ago
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Those good thoughts and happy things will shoo away all the dark smelly images that are k-nerping for moisture


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Which of today's pop singers would you like to see drop from a lighthouse?


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Whoa, someone gave her a bra snuggie!


414 - Tormented - 6 months ago
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12:22 servo "speaks backward" as the character walks backward.


414 - Tormented - 6 months ago
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It's the *Aunt* Catherine Wheel!


204 - Catalina Caper - 6 months ago
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The William S. Burroughs figurehead!