Movie is too weak even for satire.

This is the story of Johnny Ride...!""

pro tip: open the external link
https://archive.org/details/MST3KS08E04TheDeadlyMantis#
click the gear icon and set playback speed to 0.5x.
everyone's vocal qualities become hilariously clear.
everyone sounds stoned, ancient, gay, hayseed...

i am so grateful for mst3k and our community. i've had a really rough couple days.... stuff like this makes things a bit better.

"Keeping Neat and Clean" gave me a *lot* to think about. They're right -- toenails are easier to cut after a bath. I asked Mom to cut my hangnail with cuticle scissors. At age 79, her vision's not the best-- & no privacy. Gosh, I got the hang of it though. I'll be secretly cutting myself in no time!

Civil War re-enactments hats -- free to any astronaut

Joel's hand operating the fake ocean waves

I don't know if it's the editor's fault or what, but at the end of every single shot, the picture whites out just before the next shot. Once I noticed it, I couldn't stop seeing it.

The IMDB trivia page for this movie is beyond tragic XD
You guys gotta read this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/trivia

Hey- Could this possibly be Valaria?
http://www.angelikajaeger.com/#!who

If it is she's keeping her "Robot Holocaust" light under a bushel as it's not mentioned in her brief bio. But it looks like it could be her.
Something really atypically sexy about Angelika Jager in this film. Couldn't act a lick. But sexy.