Bg
Kein Namens

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    263
  2. Girls Town
    281
  3. Kitten with a Whip
    148
  4. The Deadly Mantis
    208

Recent Comments with recent replies

Neil Young called, wanted royalties...
613 - The Sinister Urge - over 1 year ago
1 laugh

2 replies Comment icon
Report

This is the story of Johnny Ride...!""


0.5x playback speed
804 - The Deadly Mantis - 12 months ago
0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

pro tip: open the external link
https://archive.org/details/MST3KS08E04TheDeadlyMantis#
click the gear icon and set playback speed to 0.5x.
everyone's vocal qualities become hilariously clear.
everyone sounds stoned, ancient, gay, hayseed...


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 1 year ago
6 laughs

8 replies Comment icon
Report

i am so grateful for mst3k and our community. i've had a really rough couple days.... stuff like this makes things a bit better.


Neat & Clean!!!
613 - The Sinister Urge - about 1 year ago
1 laugh

Report

"Keeping Neat and Clean" gave me a *lot* to think about. They're right -- toenails are easier to cut after a bath. I asked Mom to cut my hangnail with cuticle scissors. At age 79, her vision's not the best-- & no privacy. Gosh, I got the hang of it though. I'll be secretly cutting myself in no time!


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Tonight, on Invisible Cracker Mom.


Just. Can't. Do it.
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 year ago
2 laughs

Report

Movie is too weak even for satire.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

Civil War re-enactments hats -- free to any astronaut


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

Joel's hand operating the fake ocean waves


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 3 years ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

I don't know if it's the editor's fault or what, but at the end of every single shot, the picture whites out just before the next shot. Once I noticed it, I couldn't stop seeing it.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 6 years ago
7 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

The IMDB trivia page for this movie is beyond tragic XD
You guys gotta read this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/trivia


Angelika Jager/Jaeger
110 - Robot Holocaust - about 5 years ago
3 laughs

6 replies Comment icon
Report

Hey- Could this possibly be Valaria?
http://www.angelikajaeger.com/#!who

If it is she's keeping her "Robot Holocaust" light under a bushel as it's not mentioned in her brief bio. But it looks like it could be her.
Something really atypically sexy about Angelika Jager in this film. Couldn't act a lick. But sexy.


Recent Riffs

0 laughs

Report

I'm bigger than Jesus


110 - Robot Holocaust - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

you got a little blemish there.
a "robo-chancre".
he worked with the beatles...


806 - The Undead - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

it's a VERY dispirited Easter egg hunt.


806 - The Undead - about 1 year ago
1 laugh

Report

it's beautiful when the tortillas return to capistrano


1009 - Hamlet - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

No -- that would be the fifth time today


1009 - Hamlet - about 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

Hey! The occasional chair just found an occasion.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

Is 'ere something wedged right in the back of my tooth? can you see that?


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
0 laughs

Report

am i intruding?
no, PRO-truding!


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 2 years ago
1 laugh

Report

Okay, don't kill me -- i could really go for a sandwich