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324 - Master Ninja II



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crxdxguy89 - over 1 year ago
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Whatta crapper! bad enuff to watch one "Master" epi but 2 crammed into one movie, gosh! Bad enuff "Riding With Death" was like that but that was a TV movie with 2 dif. stories in it involving death and riding with it as the main title says!


Who Pays?
Alfred E. Neuman - about 2 years ago
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Neither one has a job. Who pays for the motel, gas, and other expenses as they travel around?


Kein Namens - 12 months ago
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That famous union organizer, Norma Rayon


William Marcus - over 2 years ago
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I actually kinda liked the first episode. What the heck was going on with the second one, though?!


Joseph Ewing - about 8 years ago
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Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


RushTempo - over 1 year ago
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So, basically, every time Max says, "I'm not leaving this bar through a window", he ends up leaving the bar through a window.


Max Power - over 1 year ago
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At 53:00 what the hell happened? Is it the same movie? Different characters, plot and villains. Weird.


Max Power - over 1 year ago
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Love his big shiny flashy silver medallion, really helps him blend into the darkness.


Max Power - over 1 year ago
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It's not a Gerbil, It's a Golden Hamster!


RushTempo - almost 2 years ago
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@ 28:27 -- Why is the lady on the phone at the Seaside Shanty... ordering pizza???


RushTempo - about 2 years ago
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POLL: Which movie had the worst race announcer?

a) Master Ninja II
b) Wild Rebels
c) Sidehackers


RushTempo - about 2 years ago
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Why does everybody refer to the missing guy as "Carrie's brother"? Didn't he have a name???


RushTempo - about 2 years ago
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Carrie Brown representing the cannery? Wouldn't Chad Webster be representing the cannery?


RushTempo - about 2 years ago
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Were all of the made-for-TV villains such weenies back then? I mean, Chad Webster? Seriously?


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In later years, after taking some Spanish classes, Tim would refer to his days working with this production company as his Viacom dias.


Jesse Nevada - over 2 years ago
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Say what you will, but Kosugi's fight choreography redeems these "movies".


RushTempo - over 2 years ago
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So, Webster warns McCallister to get out of town with "Loverboy"... and then asks him for a light?


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How on earth did I not notice this before? Lee VAN Cleef... Timothy VAN Patten... they drive a VAN... Didn't this series coincide with the sudden upswing in minivan popularity in the U.S.? Coincidence???


Lisa Matriccino - almost 3 years ago
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So who are the "people" that the blonde terrorist needs to liberate? She looks Scandinavian. Did the Swedes need to be liberated from oppression in the 70s and I missed it somehow?


BlueRabbit501 - about 6 years ago
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Let's see....I have two options:
1. Sit through this movie
2. Be waterboarded with the urine of Carrot Top.

Guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.


clive37 - almost 4 years ago
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Man, Ilya went off the rails when Napoleon died.


Jeremy Tung - about 3 years ago
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I doubt I'm alone in this but I mostly know Wilford Brimley from his diabeetus commercials.


SylkRode - over 2 years ago
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DUCKY, NOOOO!!


Matthew Boyle - over 6 years ago
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Is there a reason lee has a gerbil/hamster in the beginning? Where does it go after that scene? Also the beginning reminded me of the beginning of The Sidehackers, except mercifully shorter.


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - about 4 years ago
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didn't Emma Peel have an ocelot?


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Mugh Hungus - over 3 years ago
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I don't wanna know where Lee pulled that helmet from .....


is Twimothy Wan Watten related to Dr Who ???
Mugh Hungus - over 3 years ago
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Seriously is the van a Tardis on wheels ??? I was waiting for the episode where T.V.P drove a Panzer tank out of it ...


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - about 4 years ago
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Counting the haikibas wasn't a great idea, it just points out how overused a joke it is.


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - about 4 years ago
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MST should have done Zardoz.


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - about 4 years ago
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why is she wearing a bride's dress?


NavySandman - about 6 years ago
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I was dreading the day this episode was the "Watch it Together" episode.


Doc Thissen - over 4 years ago
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Crow as Patton is absolutely priceless. "Babastard..."


Stephen Dmytriw - almost 5 years ago
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MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Veklorr Vigorr - almost 5 years ago
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Lee lookin' creepy with that hamster at the motorcycle race.


James Wolfe - over 5 years ago
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They used a Yamaha DX7 synthesizer in Master Ninja II.


Jason Neuman - almost 5 years ago
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For the laughter... for the love... For the Boys


Stereo Catz - almost 9 years ago
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Was that one girl ordering a pizza TO a seafood restaurant?


Matthew Boyle - over 6 years ago
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He's a ninja! Got the the thighs of a hampster unh jump back, kiss myself! I don't know what Tom servo's referring to in that last part but it's funny.


Misterkingdom - about 5 years ago
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I don;t know why "How about a little sugar for grandpa?" is killing me right now.


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They varnished mah house! D:


Clayton Stuart - over 5 years ago
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The official channel just added this w/annotations. Fourth link after "full episode:"


Joseph Ewing - about 8 years ago
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I don't get all the jokes about Tim Van Patten's voice. He doesn't sound like their imitation of him at all.


Stereo Catz - over 5 years ago
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Bat Masterson wasn't fictional either.


Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 6 years ago
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Is that Shooter McGavin as the one Freedom Fighter?


Josh Lane - over 8 years ago
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also 1:02:09 and 1:02:10


Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 6 years ago
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1:17:52 "Dja ever see 'Food of the Gods,' buddy?!" No, but you will in about two seasons.


Last of the Wild Ponies - almost 6 years ago
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Tom: "You negated me!"

Crow: "No, I didn't!"

Heh. I get it.


Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 6 years ago
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What, Charles Darwin wasn't a fictional character? Public school has failed me!


Robert Brown - over 6 years ago
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While this one has some fine moments, it's just not as awesome as it could have been. This one should have been an all-time riffage classic. If they'd done it in season 5, it might have been a contender. Skits are great, though. I love when Frank gets poignant.

Also: the damsel in distress in part two was the oldest sibling on "Charles in Charge." It literally blows my mind that they never made a joke about it. (Granted, she doesn't get much screen time.)


Kevin Drake - over 9 years ago
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I wish they'd do the rest of the episodes..I mean movies.


Mitchell - over 8 years ago
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From Sergio Leone to this? Really?!?


Elisa Farrington - about 8 years ago
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Two questions:
1. Is this the first episode where Frank calls himself TV Frank?
2. Frank says a quote that is used elsewhere: "... for the laughter, for the love, for the boys." what is that from?


Joseph Ewing - over 7 years ago
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27:39 is such a Five Easy Pieces rip-off.


Travis Dunbar - about 8 years ago
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What were they doing at the cannery/dockyard anyway!? The best answer is creeping on that girl they lost to at the track.


Christine Osborne - over 7 years ago
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As much as they mention Gymkata, I'm surprised they never did an episode for it.


Misterkingdom - over 6 years ago
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I've been avoiding the blantently racist episodes like this one and castle of fu man chu or whatever. I hope this is worth it.


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Tyler Jones - almost 7 years ago
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OMG I LOVE CROW! That Crypt-Keeper impression was so epic. :D


Josh Lane - over 7 years ago
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Okay so this guy lives out of his van, where does he keep his dirtbike?


WaveUrFreakFlagHigh - almost 8 years ago
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You know, after watching this and Master Ninja l, I had no clue there was such a ninja problem in the '70's.


Linda Decatmomma - almost 7 years ago
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keep your voice down like the master has demonstrated


Linda Decatmomma - almost 7 years ago
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seems there are missing parrts in this.. ju,mps to other scenes


Linda Decatmomma - almost 7 years ago
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alot of static in this one.. not a clear audio..


mst3klover$@) - almost 7 years ago
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Master ninja was a tv series called the master. They filmed in 1982ish. They made 14 episodes and they never find the masters daughter. They just travel around the country solving crimes. Its incredibly lame and awesome


RunsWithScissors95 - about 7 years ago
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Please tell me that the British guy with the 'freedom fighters' isn't Ducky from NCIS.....


Eric Trifero - about 7 years ago
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awesome I actually own that dirt bike 1984xr350 honda, they are known as ole thumpers,
Oh does anyone recognize the main female actress from the tv show WINGS she is a blonde in the show but same exact hairdo


Classicats - almost 9 years ago
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Carrie and Max: two of the most annoying accents ever.


Gabriel Block - over 7 years ago
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You know, these master ninja movies really aren't that bad. At least compared to some of the other stinkers they've riffed.


Dood - over 7 years ago
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Max is a total jerk to the waitress who's just been threatened with losing her job if she serves his girlfriend. Apparently the incomprehensible Keller charm doesn't extend to imperiled waitresses.


Joseph Ewing - over 7 years ago
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Why in the hell did Lee Van Cleef nearly crush that guy's hand when he shook it? Did I miss something?


Joseph Ewing - over 7 years ago
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I don't get why they imitate Tim Van Patten's voice the way they do and so much. I try to find some resemblance to their impersonations of his voice whenever he delivers a line, but I don't get it.


Puma Man - almost 9 years ago
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11 laughs? I wish I could say that this experiment is an overlooked gem... The thing is that the riffing is really solid. The movie doesn't make any sense, but taken as two episodes of a TV series it's actually decent -especially compared to the torture that is The Castle Of Fu Manchu or most of their experiments. Therein lies the problem. Sometimes I want Joel and the bots to let me hear the dialogue so I can enjoy the stupid love interest or 90s pro-union/feminism/diversity/treating-handicapped-people-like-everybody-else subplot. Oh well, a solid end to a memorable season nonetheless!


Classicats - almost 9 years ago
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Quote ala Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone at 1:18:24..... Cool!


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Good lord, can anyone understand a single thing the girl in the first ep...er...part of the movie says?


Josh Lane - over 8 years ago
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I'ld love to know what happend between 52:50 and 52:51


Bruce Box-Liker - about 8 years ago
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The unedited nature of a lot of the Joel sketches is pretty charming; it also provides for moments like the one we have in the improv sketch in the beginning here, where we can see Joel quickly amend Gypsy's suggestion in order to avoid saying "You're doing Peter Gabriel".


Mike Carmona - about 8 years ago
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48:12 Trace does a pretty good Crypt Keeper. That laugh...


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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Tim's van looks like an downgraded A Team van


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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Shredder was a guest star in this movie lol


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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Hey Tim.Wayne Gretsky called and he wants his hair back.


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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Someone was knocking on the door at 1:14:19


trumpy - over 8 years ago
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59:52-- Vajayjay?!?


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I hate to admit this, but I think that up until a few days ago I may not have actually seen this episode. I could have sworn I watched (and then avoided) it but I have no recollection of the content of the so-called film!


Steve Hayes - over 8 years ago
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Well, it's down to this. I've put off watching Master Ninja II as long as I could but it's the only episode I haven't seen. Um, maybe - maybe I should watch The Wild World of Batwoman again, or something. Anything but Timothy Van Patten, that mush-mouthed stump. Seriously. I've seen more charismatic corpses.


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At what point did "Master Ninja" become "Redneck Ninja"?


Cindy - over 8 years ago
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Yikes, I had to force myself to finish watching "Master Ninja 2"! Gibbs should whack Ducky on the beck of the head. he was such a creep in the second episode, uh, second half of the movie!


Jerome Montgomery II - over 8 years ago
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Bruce Lee Press On Nails lol


Sabrina Domingues - over 8 years ago
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I love Servo's rap impromptu during the opening credits.


Scott Davis - almost 9 years ago
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I caught that too! A girl on a pay phone at the Seafood restaurant ordering a pizza! Maybe the town bully didn't allow her to order food at the restaurant either!


Kimono Dragon - about 9 years ago
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No redeeming qualities to these episo... I mean this "movie". I am 1:37:21 closer to my own death...


Desiree Ashcraft - over 9 years ago
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Holy dog snot! Was that Duckie?


Nemster - over 9 years ago
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Goodness. A BioSphere2 joke.


Timothy Wilson - over 9 years ago
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LOL