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618 - High School Big Shot



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You know the problem with this movie?
Rocket J. Forklift - 9 months ago
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Unreasonable geography. Marv clearly tells the crooks that the safe is 6 blocks away. Not "a mile away." Not "on the other side of town." Six blocks. Which is a very specific number. And apparently it's three blocks away from where Vince and his pals like to hang out, and they go to the same school. Which you'd think would mean they'd live fairly close to each other, especially given their parents are all too broke to own a car.

But then it's an 11-minute drive to the waterfront. Which, if they're going 45mph, is over 8 miles away. And then they have to take a ferry across the river. (And somehow there's a car ferry that runs every 2 minutes? Even if you have two ferries going back and forth across a fairly narrow river (and why isn't there a bridge, then?), you don't unload and reload a ferry in 2 minutes. Why would you even run a ferry that frequently if traffic is so light at that hour? But, fine. 11 minutes to the ferry. And then take the ferry across. And then drive a few more miles to the dock. That's not six blocks, Marv. Not by a long shot.

And how did he even time an 11 minute drive? He doesn't have a car. Or gas money. Or cab fare.

Get your story straight, people.


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The devil in the short is an icon and I love him.


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Otter Rivers - 5 months ago
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But this is actually cheering me up a lot


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The most underrated episode ever. How this has not even broken 200 yet, while Space Mutiny is over 800, is a mystery to me.


Rocket J. Forklift - 9 months ago
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In the end, it turns out Betty wasn't invincible.


Ted Chase - almost 7 years ago
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What the hell was the purpose of the short on selling breads - and the angel & demon of bread-sellers?!?


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i just dont understand why the angel is the one trying to do the tempting... this short makes no sense! :p what a goofy idea. lol


Rufus T. Firefly - over 7 years ago
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What always kills me about this movie is how insistent it is that Marv is a genius, even though he never really does anything particularly clever (or adequate, really).


Leslie Doesn't Get You - over 9 years ago
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I love the diner scene where Mike hums "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega. 1:04:35


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Zapdower - over 1 year ago
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I can generally find enough to like about every movie they did (even boring ones like Hamlet and The Starfighters) and watch through them again and again, but this one, Kitten With a Whip and Teenage Crime Wave are hard for me to sit through. Movies about dumb and unfortunate people being bullied and manipulated don't entertain me, even when the "victim" is less than intelligent and helps brings it on himself. There isn't enough payoff at the end to make the journey worth it for me, even with the riffs. "Then why are you here?", I hear you ask. Because I thought I'd take another crack at it. Maybe I'm not that smart either.


Experiement 12011 - over 1 year ago
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And the moral of this story children? If you're going to steal one million dollars in cold hard cash, KEEP YOUR LIPS SHUT!


Think about it, won't you?
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I think what I am learning, is that now, more than ever, it's specialty breads.
Specialty Breads!


Alex Stefanic - over 9 years ago
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High School Big Shot: A misrable story about misrable people and their misrable lives.


Shalon Hurlbert - over 1 year ago
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Frank made a Rollergator...


William Marcus - almost 2 years ago
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Honestly, I think Red and Whitey have some decent onscreen chemistry. I wouldn't mind seeing a show about their lives.


Toblerone Laugh - about 2 years ago
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Ok. So I get that the moral of the story is that beautiful women are manipulative and evil and that any interest shown in an intelligent, thoughtful male is inherently suspect. Granted, Betty shows that a little bit with the term paper and a LOT bit with the robbery. But, far as I'm concerned, Marv ties the noose on his own future, and I just don't mean the robbery. Betty goes in for a penny of work as his study buddy, and Marv dives in HEAD FIRST to volunteer writing the whole paper. I think he deserved what he got. Well, except for maybe DespairDad being a suicidal drunk.


Faye Coltharp - over 2 years ago
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D0S81 - over 2 years ago
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moral of the story, never write a broads shakespeare homework for her.


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D0S81 - over 2 years ago
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father to the son ''maybe i don't iron ya shirts to good... but''
''i don't iron ya pants either, so it works out in the end''


D0S81 - over 2 years ago
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''for half a million bucks, i'd go with anyone!'
geez, what would she do for a whole million, go with everyone?


Sincere?
Donald Petkus - about 6 years ago
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The bread guy seems to pretty cynical. He develops relationships with store owners solely yo sell more bread. But does he *really care* about them as people?


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Wanna see Marv (and a chum) beat the living crap out of a young E.G. Marshall? Sure; who wouldn't, right?! Go to YT and enter the search terms "Suspicion Four O'Clock".....
Enjoy, won't you?


Michael Noga - over 3 years ago
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The short, host segments, feature...all hilarious. This epi is under-appreciated.


Jeffery Black - over 3 years ago
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Marv's dad tucking his tie into his pants like that XD lookin sharp~


Yvonne Rousseau - almost 4 years ago
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Tom Pittman was killed in a car accident when he was 26. :/


Yvonne Rousseau - almost 4 years ago
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MST3K has gotten me through some pretty depressed times. Thank you for that. :)


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Mugh Hungus - almost 4 years ago
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$75 a week ?? Wow he must've been Union to make that much back then ....


Kelly Slane - about 4 years ago
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Ah, Marv, the beautiful, shining example of the difference between having knowledge and being wise...


Nick Renouf - over 4 years ago
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Gotta love that safe cracker. Even in star trek he's trying to get a free drink. DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN!!!!!!!! Is this the only episode where Tom gets tossed?!?! Love it!!! This episode needs more laughs....


EAG46 - over 9 years ago
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My mistake, that wasn't Harry Mudd. That was Tribble-pusher Cyrano Jones as the safecracker. You Trekkies out there know who I mean.


Peter Clarke - over 4 years ago
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I have to say, I actually liked the movie! The riffs are great, and I laughed a lot, but I was actually invested in the main character, and really hurt by the (spoiler!) gold-digging, manipulative Betty! The safe cracker and his brother in law were great, too! Good movie, with great jokes from Mike and the bots!


topical 90s riff!
S.A. Nathe - over 4 years ago
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Crow ain't too far off when saying, as Marv: "I'm gonna blow it all on video games!"
if you grew up when this ep aired, the mid 90s, that was the best era for gaming, Nintendo vs Sega, etc....

(Gamer moment over, thanks for your time...)


Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller - over 4 years ago
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that dad's a dirty old man if he says Betty's the best looking girl in school.
and why does every bad 50's movie have a woman named Betty in it anyway?


Scooter Atreides - almost 9 years ago
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Okay. Granted--Betty is a stone cold, manipulative, gold-digging trollop. But her teacher's treatment of her is unsettling inappropriate, and would cost him his job nowadays.
I mean he basically told her, to her face: "You're a sweet piece of tail, but dumber than a bag of hammers"....JESUS! The harassment lawsuit that would result from a teacher talking to a student like that these days would bankrupt the school district!


Scott A. Taylor - about 7 years ago
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Like Crow said .. all this because the English teacher was a fucking Jerk! Sure ... punish the kid for doing someone else's homework by ruining his life. This just proves that strict, straight up, upright citizens of society are total jerks and should be avoided at all costs!! They seem to cause crimes to happen.


Thomas J. Hikeeba! - about 5 years ago
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At 37:00 Tom Servo says, "Levon and the Hawks," in response to the shot of the diner, because it looks somewhat like the original cover of The Band's 1973 album, "Moondog Matinee." Somebody is a fan of The Band, that's at least the fourth mention of them I've spotted.


Jordan Carpenter - almost 6 years ago
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Y'know what? The actor playing Marv is hot. There, I said it. He's certainly weird-looking, but it works.

So, don't let those riffers' comments get you down... [checks wikipedia].... guy who died not long after he finished filming this movie! You were really good-looking!

...now I just feel like a creep.


CEOs of Golan-Globus - over 5 years ago
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This short is excruciating to watch.


Lisa Matriccino - over 5 years ago
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So what I've learned from the short is that the people who work for "good" are insincere and just know how to schmooze to get money.


SaturnHex - over 5 years ago
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Lol Dr. F, "Natural Born Squirters"


Elisa Farrington - about 8 years ago
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... I'm afraid my husband might be headed for trouble. Keith is a good, kind, decent man, but I think the desert has started to melt his brain cells. Let me explain. He works in the chemical lab of a power plant. Recently the company hired an assistant by the name of Frank. Well, in the course of training Keith has told him to “Push the button, Frank.” He then laughs hysterically for no obvious reason.


James GreyWolf - about 7 years ago
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So who DOESN'T want a mini T. Rex stuffed down his shorts?


chris kaprys - about 7 years ago
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as per the drill in the forehead after the commercial break to "relieve the pressure" .. that's a -real thing!- called "trepanning" that people used to do and sometimes still do. i got this crazy documentary on dvd several years back called "a hole in the head" after talking about it with this lady on another forum. interviews with people who've done it, talking to this real calm happy character with a funky dimple scar between his eyes on his forehead. references to it in film include the end scene of Pi. just for reference. world's a weird and wonderful place......


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Joseph Ewing - almost 7 years ago
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Does anyone know what they used to make the big, mutated Servo at the beginning of the episode? I imagine it would have to be something more lightweight for Kevin to be able to hold up and control unless... I don't know...


Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 6 years ago
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Just when I think I've seen the worst characters ever. Along comes another cast of hateful, incompetent losers.


John Harms - about 9 years ago
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Marv really has no head for crime. The whole idea about a heist is to keep it under wraps until after it is done.


Joseph Ewing - almost 7 years ago
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Marvin isn't just awkward and ugly, but he doesn't actually have any intelligence/plain-as-day common sense. She just says, "You're kind of special," to him at 32:32 and he reveals his entire following train of the thought seconds later by saying, "But you go with Vince." He actually thinks she authentically wants him?


Fredrick Stafford - over 8 years ago
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Wow, Tarantino-like carnage ending (hmm…wonder if he ripped off anything from this one too?). In any case, as I have noted many times my friends, just one hot girl carrying heavy “daddy issues” can take out more men than an Armored Division.


Joseph Ewing - almost 8 years ago
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This is one of the episodes when the movie actually pissed me off. The fact that Marv is wimpy and friendless but inexplicably has a connection to career criminals to help with the heist. By help with the heist, I mean do the entire heist themselves with Marv's only involvement is going along with them. To top everything off, Marv acts like he's somehow in charge of the heist by giving orders like, "Hurry," and "Come on," and the two professionals actually listen to him and follow his retarded commands.


Crow TRobot - almost 7 years ago
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The funniest MST3K Episode so far! Almost non-stop riffs. These guys were on a roll!


starman 76 - over 8 years ago
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'ah, the simplest of tasks for T. Hewitt Edward Crow' at 1:13:41


Neil Connery - over 9 years ago
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When she sticks her tongue out and servo cracks "no thanks, i use toilet paper"... wow. if only i had that baby in grade two. hmmm... how do i bait someone into sticking their tongue out?


Mitchell - about 6 years ago
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Hey! "HS Big Shot's" Shakespeare teacher was the counselor in "Are You Ready For Marriage?".
I think he got to show a lot more range in this one.


Teridactyl - over 6 years ago
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I've been watching MST3K for years, and somehow this one always slipped by me. So many good visual dumb moments in this one: giant Servo, Crow's face on sideways after the 'bots try to blow up Gypsy's diary, Dr. F literally stuffing a dinosaur down Frank's pants, and just so much LOVE when Mike chucks Servo across the theater for singing "Don't Pay the Ferryman." Seriously one of their best ever physical comedy episodes.


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The people in this movie seem to have an awfully casual attitude about marriage.


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If I were seeing this movie "raw", unriffed, in an actual theater, I'd have gotten up and left immediately after the scene in the coffee shop where Marv divulges his plan to Betty, as I could've totally guessed the rest of the plot.

Seriously, man... who else here, after that scene, could totally see Marv's big plan going straight down the toydee in a dozen different ways?

"Hey, I smell a big, stupid ending coming!"
--Joel, Wild Rebels


TANKK 3000 - about 7 years ago
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Anyone else notice the fat guy playing the safe cracker also played the dude selling TRIBBLES in the Star Trek episode the trouble with tribbles? Lol


chris kaprys - about 7 years ago
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so a good work ethic is important to "whitey" and to prove it she's allowed to lie, entrap, and take stakes in gambling. got it.


Frankie DeMario - over 9 years ago
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LOL Giant Servo is the best part!


Stephen A Nathe - almost 7 years ago
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GIANT SERVO!!
"Movie BAD!!!"


Stephen A Nathe - almost 7 years ago
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"y'know....sometimes I wanna put a bullet in my skull."


Noah Zehrung - about 7 years ago
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"Never put doughnuts next to kitty litter." HAHAHAHA


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I feel like this is the only episode where the Mads don't mention the short... or am I wrong?


Bender Rodriguez - over 7 years ago
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Bots trying to get into Gypsy's diary earned the Laugh all by itself. What is it about Crow getting busted up that floors me every time!


Teri Gee - over 7 years ago
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This episode has such a depressing movie that I don't watch it very often (as in, not once in the last year), but being reminded of Giant Servo and Mike throwing Servo out of the theater...well, I'll watch it, and probably be depressed by Marv's absolutely depressing life.


Paul Stiehr - over 7 years ago
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So is the short about the Breadman an allegory for the book of Job?


Joseph Ewing - almost 8 years ago
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How would this kid know a professional criminal and where to find him?


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P.S.-- I found the original guide to sitting properly on a loaf of bread, in case anyone needs it. Ta-daaa!


Sean Barry - over 7 years ago
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As lame and cheesy as the short about the bread salesman was, they had a point about bread being important. Ancient Athens was brought to its knees when the grain shipments stopped coming in from the Black Sea. Man's gotta eat!


Rosebud - over 7 years ago
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28:16: Richard Dixon and John Nickolaus on the same credit screen, a long silent pause, and then all Mike could come up with was mumbling something like "(that should be) Jack Nickolaus"? I bet they regretted missing that one.


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So her and the devil both work for DuPont.......that's dark.


Joseph Ewing - over 7 years ago
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This is the single most depressing story and Marv is undoubtedly the most pathetic character in film history. That saddest part is that the producers expected the audience to connect with Marv obviously because he's the only character in the movie who comes close to being the protagonist.


Sarahbean - over 7 years ago
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Of course satin tap pants could ONLY come from Hell, so it makes sense that the devil in this short would be wearing them.


Tony Banik - almost 8 years ago
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"Funeral breads, War breads!"


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The climax of this stinkburger is a touching reminder of just how many filmmakers, to quote Our Heroes, "Have some issues with women." :/


Michael Kanuckel - about 8 years ago
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This is one of my favorites- mostly for the short.


Jeff Schofield - about 8 years ago
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"But you go out with Vince!" LOMBARDI!!!! I wish Crow would've done that EVERY time they said his name.... too awesome


Charles Todd Helton Architect - over 8 years ago
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The specialty breads short is one of my all-time favorites - it comes to a sharp point!


Mike Carmona - over 8 years ago
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The opening tune sounds like a jazzy version of the Friday the 13th theme.


Stereo Catz - over 8 years ago
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As a person with chronic migraines, I know what it is to want to run a power-drill through your own head.

Good stuff.


Stereo Catz - over 8 years ago
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Marv's heist plan doesn't seem to take into account the part where his boss ends up with his tongue pulled out through his slit throat for not having the money to pay the triad guys.


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i think tom pittman, who played marv, is actually pretty good considering the material. i looked him up on line and was sad to find he actually died shortly after this film at 26. :(


James Perez - over 8 years ago
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I honestly wonder what they used to make the Giant Servo puppet.


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Frank's lackluster scolding of the dinosaur is probably one of my favorite Frank moments.


Fuzzy Skinner - almost 9 years ago
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The short is one of the best of the whole series. Probably my second favorite behind Progress Island USA.


Peter Trinidad Niederbrach - over 9 years ago
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Wait, Heaven and Hell is keeping track of Bread Salesman? Sounds like a Gospel of Wealth thing... Or a Ferengi Divine Treasury thing. xD


Kimono Dragon - almost 9 years ago
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Who else noticed the "Police Squad" music at every dramatic scene? "My name's Drebbin. I carry a badge."


Rowsdower Jr. Sr. - almost 9 years ago
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I still don't know how this ep stays so low on the totem pole with the quality riffs on this awful movie. The way they tear into the depressing guy and his even more depressing dad is almost magical.


Scooter Atreides - about 9 years ago
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It's like I Accuse My Parents as written by Sylvia Plath.