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Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 4 days ago
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Better short: Cheating or Here Comes the Circus?


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smoovlatte1 - 2 days ago
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blackpink jennie, one in all the stylish icons, has seen a sequence of alexander wang outfits on ig before and has triggered lots of echoes. this difficulty is wearing mild monster sunglasses to "burn" anyone! in this promotional photo, now not best jennie is wearing a photo, however additionally the canine at home is dispatched to help "deliver the products". it's so adorable~

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What's Next? The 5th Dementia
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Y'all know the drill by now. #4 is awful big. So #5 is go.

The Rysov Rules once again:
This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be.

Stud's last riff from #4: "Sing all the praises of pants!"
Aaaaand get goin'.


Memory lane
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So, any of you guys out there in fandom see Mitchell for the first time without knowing it was Joel's last episode? Anyone? Beuhler? Do you remember what you thought about his sudden departure?


How about adding a listing of MST episodes with original commercials?
Toblerone_Laugh_4Ever - 3 days ago
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How about adding a listing of MST episodes with original commercials?

Theres a ton of 90s nostalgia goodness available now spread out over a few different locations, it would be very convenient to have links listed here for easy reference. Either as a separate list or as extra watching options in the main list.


Ode to the Doughy Guy
Mitchy Science Theater (Iguana) - about 2 years ago
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What's everyone's favorite MST3K doughy guy? Mine is Santa Claus from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Such a jolly fellow.


Otter Rivers - 11 days ago
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COP'S A GOOD HOOKER !!!


Where no 90 year old has gone before.
Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 3 days ago
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Shatner was heard to mutter "So, where's all the green babes?".


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 4 days ago
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Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Nelson. You caught back up with me.


RIP Tommy Kirk
MSTeacher3K - 16 days ago
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Ethan Hayes - 6 days ago
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Reasons to Have a Dog
A dog is one of the most popular pets that people keep all over the world. The overwhelming majority of them tend to give dogs all they can. Keepers want their dogs to have totally comfortable lives, so they buy comfortable clothes, great toys, and the best rated dog food for their pets. Why does it happen exactly that way?
According to the research data available in different sources online, more and more families and lonely people decide to have dogs nowadays. What is the deal? How can you explain that? Maybe, people just feel better together with their beloved pets? That seems to be true. However, there are other reasons for a person to get a dog and, of course, keep it. Here below, you can find the best and most important reasons to have a dog nearby.
Before we proceed, though, it is important to note that the particular breed of a dog does not matter much here. You can choose the breed according to your preferences and criteria and still be confident that the factors below apply.
Walking with a Dog is Cool
Regular walking down the streets familiar to you can become much more exciting when your beloved dog is walking beside you. In addition, your wellbeing and physical shape receive a significant boost.
Why so? That is simple. Dog keepers just have to spend 30 minutes outside twice a day. That is the time when you exercise and breathe fresh air every day. A dog owner is forced to make walking their routine, so the new routine element improves their health a lot.
Dogs Help People Make Friends
Think about that. Many people decide to get and keep a dog due to the same simple reason: they are lonely. The point is, their loneliness is not acceptable for them, so such dog owners want to meet new people and make friends. Is it a problem?
It is not if you have a dog! As it was already mentioned, you need to walk with your dog in the evening without excuses. So, simply go to a local park in the evening together, and it will not be a challenge for you to make new contacts there.
Your Dog is Surely Your Friend
That is another reason for people to keep their pets with love and get top rated dog foods for them. People and even families can feel lonely not only when they feel it difficult to make new connections. The lack of trust is a completely different factor preventing them from having a friend or two.
When speaking of a dog, you can always be sure that its happy face when it sees you is entirely sincere. Your dog is absolutely satisfied to have such a good and kind keeper. Humans are social creatures who need love. Your dog’s love can add a lot of positivity to your regular days. It will make you smile much more frequently than you used to do before getting a pet!
A Dog is an Effective and Free Antidepressant
You can relax and have fun easily while playing with your dog. At least, your routine responsibilities and activities will get out of your mind during that pet play session. That is extremely useful, especially regarding the crazy tempo of modern reality that does not allow people to relax at all.
Additionally, a dog can be your antidepressant or at least an effective mental healthcare assistant. Psychotherapists working with people who suffer from depression recommend their patients to spend more time with pets, such as cats or dogs. It is proven by science that playing with their beloved animals can increase the level of the “happiness hormone” (serotonin) in human blood. Why shouldn’t you use that effect to make your life brighter?
A Dog Cultivates Responsibility
Families deciding to get a dog frequently assume that their kids will become more responsible if there will be a pet in their house. However, that is only one part of the truth.
The other one is that the dog can cultivate responsibility not only in children. Adults become more self-confident and responsible when they own a dog, too. The point is, you can’t avoid caring about your dog, and that fact alone adds you a lot of mental and spiritual discipline.
To Conclude
If you are thinking about getting a dog for yourself or your children, you’ll have to take a bunch of connected responsibilities. However, a pet will give you a lot in return: friendship, love, faith, and the reason to go in for self-improvement.
Do you still have doubts?
Come on. Just go and get that dog already!
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Emily Sours - 6 days ago
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Will this site be here forever? I heard rumors of a domain name running out. Just want to make sure that isn't true. And what's with Toho finally copyrighting their Godzilla shit? It's terrible, just leave it up!


Joel Hodgson on HBO in 1983
Daniel Emerson - 5 days ago
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Just added to "Other Vids" - Joel Hodgson: HBO's 8th Annual Young Comedians Show (1983)


j davis - over 9 years ago
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Which episode had the riff- "Look out! He's into cheek meat!" in it? I cannot for the life of me figure out which one it was. I think it was Crow's line, but that could be just because I can hear it delivered like Crow in my head- but it could have been anyone.


RiffHead is Here! All New Riffed Videos!
RiffHead - 7 days ago
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Hi, I'm Half Head, and i'm introducing a new RIFF show called "RiffHead"; inspired by MST3K & RiffTrax. I've linked 4 Episodes here in "Other Vids". Please, when you have time, check them out. Guaranteed to make you laugh.
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/990-riffhead-best-of-the-terror-roger-corman
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/988-riffhead-ed-wood-s-night-of-the-ghouls
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/1000-riffhead-one-step-beyond-epilogue
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/989-riffhead-the-sun-was-setting-ed-wood-short
Enjoy! Please let me know what you think.
-Half Head


Concerned for the characters?
Teri G - 4 months ago
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I was watching Monster A Go Go the other day. This horrible movie that is so far below B movie that it might go beyond Z. And yet, I had a moment when the narrator was doing the whole "There was no monster." thing where I was suddenly happy to realize that this meant that Jimmy would get to go fishing with Frank Douglas after all.

Has anyone ever had something like this before where, even with as bad as the movies are, there's a genuine (if short-lived) concern for the well-being of the characters?


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 12 days ago
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Better short: Robot Rumpus or Appreciating Our Parents?


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nay73972 - about 2 months ago
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There was once a blind man who had so fine a sense of touch that,
when any animal was put into his hands, he could tell what it was merely by
the feel of it. One day the cub of a wolf was put into his hands, and he was asked
what it was. He felt it for some time, and then said, "Indeed, I am not sure whether it is a wolf's cub or a fox's:
but this I know -- it would never do to trust it in a sheepfold."


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Sex with?
fatdogtavern - over 1 year ago
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


Thinnest plot?
Rocket J. Forklift - about 1 year ago
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Which MST3K movie do you think has the thinnest plot? There are a bunch where the action is slow, or where there are long pauses. Hours of rock climbing or liturgical dance. Or lots of confusion where you need to spend half an hour assembling the plot like a jigsaw puzzle to make sense of what you just watched. But which movie is the one where the plot just isn't there? Nothing happens, no one does anything, none of it matters. I usually think of The Starfighters (which I just rewatched this weekend), but is there a riffed movie with less of a plot than that?


ASLAN Vs. TOTORO
Otter Rivers - 22 days ago
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IMMORTAL COMBAAAAAAT!!!!
. Aslan Vs. Totoro. (the original Totoro from the original movie. not the pixar abomination). All magic abilities allowed. Whatd'ya think???


Alex Stefanic - over 9 years ago
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What's your favorite MST3K "stinger"?


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 19 days ago
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Better short: Is This Love? or Why Study Industrial Arts?


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 19 days ago
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Trying to decide what goes better with Key Lime. Should I go with Jack Frost or Sinbad? Or something else?


CLUB-MST3K.COM Domain Name
qoheleth - 22 days ago
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I posted this in another place, but if any savvy tech people have any ideas...
Looks like this domain is expiring:
Domain:club-mst3k.com
Registrar:1&1 IONOS SE
Registered On:2011-11-09
Expires On:2021-11-09


Zap Rowsdower - over 9 years ago
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Okay, this one has been bugging me for quite some time: Was "Night of the Lepus" ever riffed on this show? I swear I had seen it at one point, but now I cannot find it anywhere. Am I wrong? Or just mistaken perhaps?


Jacob Jacob - over 9 years ago
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Anyone seen this stinker: Alien Dead? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Dead

Featuring Buster Crabbe (Flash Gordon) in his last film role. I REALLY wish this would've gotten the MST3k treatment. My friend bought it years ago, and we were literally on the floor laughing at a few points.

Someone else here has to have seen it... thoughts?


Mr Mikkus - about 9 years ago
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A group of friends and I were watching an invention program here in Australia and it got us wondering.. "What MST3K invention could be a a viable real-world product?". After a long discussion mainly consisting of terrible reenactments of our favourite host segments we couldn't decide between the Rat Pack Chess Set or the Gutter Bumber Chute. We suspect they may exist in Japan....


Stephen - about 9 years ago
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I was surprised that a podcast I've started listening to had an episode with Mike Nelson as a guest. Pretty good stuff. It's episode 17 at
http://ricochet.com/Hinderaker-Ward-Experience
The Nelsony goodness starts at 23:20