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Happy 4... 3... 2...1... Day!
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What's your choice for BLAST OFF DAY?
The familiar USA bookends of Rocket Attack and Invasion?
Something else from the MST / RT / CT/ FC catalog?


What Episodes You Been Watchin'?
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I miss you guys. I don't get on as much as I used to. In fact, I don't even get to watch MST as much as I used to, I need to get back on that!
With the sappy part of this post aside, what episodes have you been watching, lately? I'd be curious to know!
I most recently rewatched Eegah, as I have been working on the script for the second episode of "Mitchy Science Theater!" Eegah is even funnier than I remembered, despite the fact that I have seen that episode a billion times.


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - 3 months ago
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Better short: A Day at the Fair or A Young Man's Fancy?


"Google" login choice stopped working
otterrivers - about 1 month ago
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So I had to switch to 'Email' login. I'm still the same "Otter Rivers" that you all know and love. .....and have totally ever heard of.... Yup.


You know....
otterrivers - 27 days ago
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Hands are just like spiders that do what we want them to...


Favorite MST3K season
Kevin - 28 days ago
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What's your favorite season, overall? For me it's seasons 4 and 5, a lot of my favorites are there, also a lot of underrated episodes IMO. City Limits, The Day the Earth Froze, Gunslinger, the Hercules movies, etc.


Emily Sours - about 2 months ago
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Will this site be here forever? I heard rumors of a domain name running out. Just want to make sure that isn't true. And what's with Toho finally copyrighting their Godzilla shit? It's terrible, just leave it up!


Ethan Hayes - about 2 months ago
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Reasons to Have a Dog
A dog is one of the most popular pets that people keep all over the world. The overwhelming majority of them tend to give dogs all they can. Keepers want their dogs to have totally comfortable lives, so they buy comfortable clothes, great toys, and the best rated dog food for their pets. Why does it happen exactly that way?
According to the research data available in different sources online, more and more families and lonely people decide to have dogs nowadays. What is the deal? How can you explain that? Maybe, people just feel better together with their beloved pets? That seems to be true. However, there are other reasons for a person to get a dog and, of course, keep it. Here below, you can find the best and most important reasons to have a dog nearby.
Before we proceed, though, it is important to note that the particular breed of a dog does not matter much here. You can choose the breed according to your preferences and criteria and still be confident that the factors below apply.
Walking with a Dog is Cool
Regular walking down the streets familiar to you can become much more exciting when your beloved dog is walking beside you. In addition, your wellbeing and physical shape receive a significant boost.
Why so? That is simple. Dog keepers just have to spend 30 minutes outside twice a day. That is the time when you exercise and breathe fresh air every day. A dog owner is forced to make walking their routine, so the new routine element improves their health a lot.
Dogs Help People Make Friends
Think about that. Many people decide to get and keep a dog due to the same simple reason: they are lonely. The point is, their loneliness is not acceptable for them, so such dog owners want to meet new people and make friends. Is it a problem?
It is not if you have a dog! As it was already mentioned, you need to walk with your dog in the evening without excuses. So, simply go to a local park in the evening together, and it will not be a challenge for you to make new contacts there.
Your Dog is Surely Your Friend
That is another reason for people to keep their pets with love and get top rated dog foods for them. People and even families can feel lonely not only when they feel it difficult to make new connections. The lack of trust is a completely different factor preventing them from having a friend or two.
When speaking of a dog, you can always be sure that its happy face when it sees you is entirely sincere. Your dog is absolutely satisfied to have such a good and kind keeper. Humans are social creatures who need love. Your dog’s love can add a lot of positivity to your regular days. It will make you smile much more frequently than you used to do before getting a pet!
A Dog is an Effective and Free Antidepressant
You can relax and have fun easily while playing with your dog. At least, your routine responsibilities and activities will get out of your mind during that pet play session. That is extremely useful, especially regarding the crazy tempo of modern reality that does not allow people to relax at all.
Additionally, a dog can be your antidepressant or at least an effective mental healthcare assistant. Psychotherapists working with people who suffer from depression recommend their patients to spend more time with pets, such as cats or dogs. It is proven by science that playing with their beloved animals can increase the level of the “happiness hormone” (serotonin) in human blood. Why shouldn’t you use that effect to make your life brighter?
A Dog Cultivates Responsibility
Families deciding to get a dog frequently assume that their kids will become more responsible if there will be a pet in their house. However, that is only one part of the truth.
The other one is that the dog can cultivate responsibility not only in children. Adults become more self-confident and responsible when they own a dog, too. The point is, you can’t avoid caring about your dog, and that fact alone adds you a lot of mental and spiritual discipline.
To Conclude
If you are thinking about getting a dog for yourself or your children, you’ll have to take a bunch of connected responsibilities. However, a pet will give you a lot in return: friendship, love, faith, and the reason to go in for self-improvement.
Do you still have doubts?
Come on. Just go and get that dog already!
P.S. Don’t forget to visit toprateddogfoods.com to find out more about high-quality food for your pet. It deserves the best you can give!
https://toprateddogfoods.com/best-senior-dog-food-for-sensitive-stomach


jeffreylingenfelter82 - about 1 month ago
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So did anybody see the Rifftrax show last night?


Goodbye Tanya
fatdogtavern - 11 months ago
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Tanya Roberts, Rest In Peace. Your rolls in Beastmaster & Sheena, Queen of the Jungle still make my aged loins perspire.


Jeff Lingenfelter - about 1 year ago
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Excluding Gammera and Godzilla, which monster would you say is your pick as your favorite or most effective? I'm torn at the moment between Guiron and the creature from Track of the Moon Beast. I love Guiron's slicer and it's sense of humour. But as a kid, I used to play act in the city pool as a creature from Moon Beast monster. Just wondering, if anyone else might have some faves.


Max von Sydow, dead at 90
Daniel Emerson - over 1 year ago
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One hell of an actor. A good long innings, but he'll still be missed.
The only MST3K connection is a riff in 'Devil Doll, though.


Can you write an even worse line?
Rocket J. Forklift - 8 months ago
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I came across a clip of an interview with Christopher Lee in which he explains that the reason he didn't speak a word throughout the entirety of his second Dracula movie was that he felt the dialog was too poorly written. He simply refuses to say lines that don't meet his standards.

This naturally made me wonder: What line might possibly have been in the Castle of Fu Manchu that was so much worse than the rest of the script that Christopher Lee refused to say it?

So, in the spirit of the Bulwer Lytton Contest, I thought that might make a fun game here...

Pick any riffed movie and write a line that got cut because not even they could bring themselves to say it.


businessmenulist
businessmenulist21 - about 1 month ago
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jeffreylingenfelter82 - about 1 month ago
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Better short: Last Clear Chance or Johnny at the Fair?


Can't log in?
Dread Smokelots - about 1 month ago
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Did something happen with Google where it won't let people log in thru the site? I just made a new account with my email. (a gmail address, ironically)


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - about 2 months ago
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Better short: Cheating or Here Comes the Circus?


RiffTrax Live: Night Of The Living Dead (Full Movie)
maximumrd - about 1 month ago
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Full LIVE episode! FYI - https://youtu.be/KJZ_yAFcEhw


The Horrors of Spider Island, uncut, unriffed...
maltlooter - about 1 month ago
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youtube.com/watch?v=2dkxvvpghHY
...and perfectly restored. Amazing.


Memory lane
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So, any of you guys out there in fandom see Mitchell for the first time without knowing it was Joel's last episode? Anyone? Beuhler? Do you remember what you thought about his sudden departure?


smoovla
smoovlatte1 - about 1 month ago
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blackpink jennie, one in all the stylish icons, has seen a sequence of alexander wang outfits on ig before and has triggered lots of echoes. this difficulty is wearing mild monster sunglasses to "burn" anyone! in this promotional photo, now not best jennie is wearing a photo, however additionally the canine at home is dispatched to help "deliver the products". it's so adorable~

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How about adding a listing of MST episodes with original commercials?
Toblerone_Laugh_4Ever - about 2 months ago
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How about adding a listing of MST episodes with original commercials?

Theres a ton of 90s nostalgia goodness available now spread out over a few different locations, it would be very convenient to have links listed here for easy reference. Either as a separate list or as extra watching options in the main list.


Ode to the Doughy Guy
Mitchy Science Theater (Iguana) - over 2 years ago
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What's everyone's favorite MST3K doughy guy? Mine is Santa Claus from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Such a jolly fellow.


Otter Rivers - about 2 months ago
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COP'S A GOOD HOOKER !!!


Where no 90 year old has gone before.
Jeffrey Lingenfelter - about 2 months ago
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Shatner was heard to mutter "So, where's all the green babes?".


Jeffrey Lingenfelter - about 2 months ago
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Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Nelson. You caught back up with me.


RIP Tommy Kirk
MSTeacher3K - about 2 months ago
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Joel Hodgson on HBO in 1983
Daniel Emerson - about 2 months ago
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Just added to "Other Vids" - Joel Hodgson: HBO's 8th Annual Young Comedians Show (1983)


j davis - over 9 years ago
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Which episode had the riff- "Look out! He's into cheek meat!" in it? I cannot for the life of me figure out which one it was. I think it was Crow's line, but that could be just because I can hear it delivered like Crow in my head- but it could have been anyone.


RiffHead is Here! All New Riffed Videos!
RiffHead - about 2 months ago
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Hi, I'm Half Head, and i'm introducing a new RIFF show called "RiffHead"; inspired by MST3K & RiffTrax. I've linked 4 Episodes here in "Other Vids". Please, when you have time, check them out. Guaranteed to make you laugh.
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/990-riffhead-best-of-the-terror-roger-corman
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/988-riffhead-ed-wood-s-night-of-the-ghouls
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/1000-riffhead-one-step-beyond-epilogue
http://www.club-mst3k.com/videos/989-riffhead-the-sun-was-setting-ed-wood-short
Enjoy! Please let me know what you think.
-Half Head