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Aster the Orca
In a house, in a neighborhood, in a town, in a country, in the world.

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Aster the Orca - about 4 years ago
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Why hello, there! I love this show.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Caveman
    156
  2. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  3. The Slime People
    127

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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 4 years ago
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Ah, my favorite Mike episode (I'll be honest, I'm more of a fan of the Joel episodes. I mean, it's not like I don't LIKE Mike, he's a nice guy, but they're just not exactly the same). This movie is also, actually, not half bad. But hey, even if they riffed a movie that was critically acclaimed by the masses, it'd STILL be funny.
The bit about the pants gets me every time. XD


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 1 year ago
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"Okay, I have a great idea for a movie, but I can't decide whether it should be a vampire or a werewolf movie."
"...Why don't we make it BOTH?!"
"*GAAASP* Brilliant!"


1012 - Squirm - over 7 years ago
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90 degrees? Where I’m from 90 is a mild spring day suitable for ditch digging and long distance sprinting.


110 - Robot Holocaust - over 3 years ago
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Best part of the movie?
...When the scientist's daughter slapped that misandrist amazon lady.


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...Okay, now I'm in the mood for waffles.


Recent Riffs

810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 1 year ago
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They're petrified Tribbles!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 1 year ago
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"You look like you could use a drink."
And a shower. And a job.


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"So I exit my house, wielding my gun...what's my motivation?"
"Your paycheck."


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We'll break tables all over the world!


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"Alright, get this, they're steam cleaning the horses!"


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 1 year ago
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The bats are throwing rotten tomatoes at them.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 1 year ago
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Squeak


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I've got a headache this big, and it's got this movie written all over it.


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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That's great, maybe we should RUUUUUUUUUN!!!


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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"If I may speak-"
No, Larry, you may NOT.


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Um, hi, he, uh, he broke. Sorry.


502 - Hercules - over 1 year ago
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You know, you pet 'em once, and they won't go away.