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The "It stinks!" Movie
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I'm watching a movie where a band plays a song, then afterwards the main man says "it stinks!"
Yes, it's 'Monster Dog', starring Alice Cooper and directed by Claudio (Troll 2) Fragasso.
Why, what movie did you think it was?


Forum - 3 months ago
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I always wished they had done an average or below Spaghetti Western. Also, while I really like Samson, I wish they had also done a more traditional vampire movie. Is there a genre or subgenre that you wished they had tackled?


Christopher Plummer (1929-2021)
Forum - 3 months ago
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The Emperor from 'Starcrash', Colonel Vaughn from 'Firehead' and... some musical or other.


Ipecac Sketch
Forum - 9 months ago
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Hey gang, anyone remember which ep features the lurid DIY ipecac sketch? So gross, yet so funny. I tried to find a vid of it on YouTube, but to no avail. Maybe I wasn't determined enough. Regardless, if you know of a link, I'd love it. Thanks a million!


Thinnest plot?
Forum - 9 months ago
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Which MST3K movie do you think has the thinnest plot? There are a bunch where the action is slow, or where there are long pauses. Hours of rock climbing or liturgical dance. Or lots of confusion where you need to spend half an hour assembling the plot like a jigsaw puzzle to make sense of what you just watched. But which movie is the one where the plot just isn't there? Nothing happens, no one does anything, none of it matters. I usually think of The Starfighters (which I just rewatched this weekend), but is there a riffed movie with less of a plot than that?


Forum - 9 months ago
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In HAMLET 3K Was the voice of Gertrude dubbed by Natalie (Mrs Howell) Schafer? Asking for a frie....Oh ,who am I kidding I have no friends!


A perfect MST3K pun! (In my humble opinion, anyway)
Forum - 10 months ago
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I was watching an episode of MST3K this morning and suddenly, this pun popped into my head.

Behold: It's SANDY FRANK! :D


Best Song?
Forum - 9 months ago
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Does anyone think there's a better MST3K song than "When I held Your Brain In My Arms"?


1004 - Future War - about 4 years ago
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I hate to say it, but I think that Eegah is a more effective communicator than our hero in the first part of this movie.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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"Pigs begin writing on the side of the barn...." is that a reference to Animal Farm?


Recent Riffs

520 - Radar Secret Service - over 1 year ago
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Look at all the dead cows under that tower!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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Heidi: The Mature Years.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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Today's Romanian woman!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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Stop with the sexual imagery!


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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"Someone should have gone with him to pick out glasses."


911 - Devil Fish - about 2 years ago
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"Well, this should take care of EVERY LIVING THING in the Everglades...."


911 - Devil Fish - about 2 years ago
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"B-b-b-baby we ain't seen n-n-n-nothing yet, over."


911 - Devil Fish - about 2 years ago
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"Follow me for free Devil Fish marshmallow treats!"


911 - Devil Fish - about 2 years ago
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"I did my own splenectomy, and saved!"


1012 - Squirm - over 3 years ago
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And, if you have red hair, do NOT mate. Ever.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 3 years ago
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I guess somebody tampered in God's domain or somethin'....


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 3 years ago
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Here's them organs, we didn't put 'em on ice, I hope that's okay....