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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  2. Mitchell
    617
  3. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  4. Eegah
    417
  5. Pod People
    595
  6. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  7. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  8. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  9. Cave Dwellers
    466
  10. The Human Duplicators
    223
  11. Space Travelers
    160
  12. Gamera
    268
  13. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  14. Hercules and the Captive Women
    169
  15. The Beatniks
    200
  16. Hercules Unchained
    201
  17. Lost Continent
    267
  18. Time of the Apes
    297
  19. Moon Zero Two
    221

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101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 6 years ago
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Science note: The reason dogs don't appear to sweat is that they lack sweat glands. Actually, though, they do have five small sweat glands: one on each paw, and one on the snout. For the most part, though, temperature is controlled by panting. Same principle: evaporating water carries away heat. Except it's evaporating off the tongue instead of the skin. More broadly, they shed more during warmer months, resulting in a thinner, cooler coat. (For indoor dogs, this often gets reversed, as their humans turn up the a/c in the summer and crank up the heat in winter.) Nice try, though, Dr. F.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - almost 3 years ago
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Say what you will about the short, but imagine what early instruction to speak clearly and pleasantly, without letting your voice get high and shrill, could have done for Kathy Ireland.


302 - Gamera - over 3 years ago
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Is that really the best actor they could find to play the American general at the beginning of the film? It's almost like they tried to find the goofiest caricature they could to fill that role.


302 - Gamera - over 4 years ago
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I wish they had ripped on the pan-and-scan nonsense used in this transfer of the film.


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The lead actress reminds me of Selena Gomez lol


Forum - over 9 years ago
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What's your favorite MST3K "stinger"?


Sex with?
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


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32:23 If you're Kenyan, why are you white?


attack of the more-than-two-eyed creatures!
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Humans have eyes, aren't we eye creatures too? Just saying...


SAAAYYYYYY....
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How did they do that squirting fax paper gag???


The the
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I always get a new joke after all these years


414 - Tormented - almost 2 years ago
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Which of today's pop singers would you like to see drop from a lighthouse?


Recent Riffs

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"Saaaay...nice 'area', I think."


414 - Tormented - about 16 hours ago
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"Sessions presents: FACES OF DEATH!"


411 - The Magic Sword - 1 day ago
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"Stinky butt. Dickweed."


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"Wait fo' da beep." "Nobody's hoooome."


101 - The Crawling Eye - 2 days ago
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"He's wearing Mr. Spock's jammies!"


111 - Moon Zero Two - 3 days ago
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"It looks like his stone passed HIM."


107 - Robot Monster - 3 days ago
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"Mom, I turned Hindu!"


107 - Robot Monster - 3 days ago
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"This is the future -- that's the Great Wall of Cleveland."


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 3 days ago
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"When I think about him I touch myself. I do."


307 - Daddy-O - 3 days ago
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" 'P' is for 'Plagiarism' of Ogden Nash."


306 - Time of the Apes - 3 days ago
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♫ Uh, uh, uh, uh, stayin' erect. Stayin' erect.♫ Simian night fever!


306 - Time of the Apes - 4 days ago
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"Oh no! It hit the plot-contrivance switch!"