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He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature.
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He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection… they find only death… fire… loss… disillusionment… the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside — from man himself.


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IT'S GETTING HARD TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND I'M TASTING METAL


414 - Tormented - 4 months ago
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Another film with more beatniks (ie 1) than The Beatniks.


612 - The Starfighters - 4 months ago
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Even Monster A-Go Go had one or two things happen.


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God, SHUT UP Penn Jillette


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Forum - 4 months ago
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As Pluto.tv keeps running The Touch of Satan ad nauseam, my one lasting impression is that Beez McKeever is hot.


616 - Racket Girls - 4 months ago
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Rita Martinez's performance wasn't helped by the fact that she had to put on a Mexican accent, despite being Mexican.


601 - Girls Town - 5 months ago
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Well, I'm going down to Girls Town, girl's a friend to me


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601 - Girls Town - 8 months ago
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Why does the kid look so spiteful when he sings? It's hard to be Lucien Freud's model/lover in Girl's Town?


202 - The Sidehackers - 6 months ago
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JC might be the most loathsome character in any MST'd movie, and that's saying a LOT.


419 - The Rebel Set - 5 months ago
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It's Merritt Stone, the love machine


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LOMBARDI


205 - Rocket Attack USA - 4 months ago
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The general scratches his belly and thinks, his shirts are clean but his officers stink...


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Puma?


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Remedy, there are LAWS


518 - The Atomic Brain - 5 months ago
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Kenstein.


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AAAH THE HAND OF GOD oh


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Shoot first, ask Christian Slater.


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"Who was that, Eek-a-Mouse?"


616 - Racket Girls - 5 months ago
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Peaches en Regalia!


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"MIKE! MIKE!" "What?"


602 - Invasion USA - 6 months ago
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This is OUR war...


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Everglade, you dickweeds!