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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    946
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  3. Laserblast
    422
  4. The Brute Man
    230
  5. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  6. The Deadly Bees
    233
  7. Hobgoblins
    417
  8. Escape 2000
    278
  9. Master Ninja I
    273
  10. The Human Duplicators
    216
  11. Final Justice
    278
  12. Puma Man
    552
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  14. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  16. Avalanche
    45
  17. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  18. Future War
    281
  19. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  20. Fugitive Alien
    345
  21. Prince of Space
    488
  22. Hamlet
    186
  23. Werewolf
    567
  24. Cry Wilderness
    43
  25. It Conquered the World
    299
  26. The Undead
    250
  27. The Atomic Brain
    176
  28. The Projected Man
    212
  29. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  30. Atlantic Rim
    19
  31. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  32. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  33. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  34. Killer Fish
    11

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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 3 years ago
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"It's open!"

That's one of my all time favorite lines from mst3k


1205 - Killer Fish - 15 days ago
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Paul.


What's Next?
Forum - 23 days ago
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This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be. I'll start with:

Mike in an ape suit, wearing a diaper.


THIS IS STILL MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MST EPISODE !!!
312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 2 months ago
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


904 - Werewolf - about 1 month ago
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Okay, this is strange and probably wrong, but...I think I'd like to see a spinoff movie focusing on the adventures of Sam the groundskeeper. For the main theme song, he could sing that little "weird things are coming" ditty.


320 - The Unearthly - 26 days ago
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Hey... Houston is General "Turkey Leg" Perry from Melting Man!


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So, just to be clear, what the detective said at the end was that "he tampered in God's domain"?


Getting Enough Irony in Your Diet?
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Right. No more lists!

So, what are your Top Three favorite riffs of all time, across ALL the entire MST family of riffers, all permutations, all performers, all seasons...

Ready, set.... OUCH!

Hold it, hold it! False start. My fault. Sorry, I was chuckling to myself, and got the cap pistol jammed in a bone in my hand.

OK, so: Ready... set... POP!


Recent Riffs

1205 - Killer Fish - 15 days ago
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I see her talking, but all I can think about is hot dogs!


1202 - Atlantic Rim - 3 months ago
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(somberly) They were like ba-BOOM.


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Well hey, who cleaned up?


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Omar comin'!


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Doug McClure prepared for this scene by rubbing chum in his hair and letting seagulls dive-bomb him in the mall parking lot.


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"Do it for my sake. Do it because we love each other."
And they proceed to DO IT because they love each other.


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"You're giving me one of your hats!"
Well, it's hat-related...


521 - Santa Claus - over 1 year ago
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I'm ordering a Hawaiian pizza... 'cause I'm Satan. Heh heh.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 1 year ago
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"You can't have Van Dycks in the Navy!"
"Well, it's the slacker Navy."


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The white-outs are part of Kor's alcoholism.


1012 - Squirm - over 1 year ago
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This movie deftly shows one unshakeable principle: Never go to the South for any reason. In fact: Please, South, secede, will ya? We won't stop you this time.


814 - Riding with Death - about 2 years ago
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For some reason, this movie was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians.