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Scooter Atreides
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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  5. Alien from L.A.
    286
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  8. Hobgoblins
    417
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  10. Girls Town
    307
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  12. Eegah
    412
  13. Santa Claus
    312
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  16. Pod People
    590
  17. The Violent Years
    177
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  19. Bride of the Monster
    247
  20. Lost Continent
    261
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  22. The Creeping Terror
    267
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    239
  24. Prince of Space
    488
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  28. Catalina Caper
    286
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  30. Racket Girls
    185
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  32. The Sinister Urge
    223
  33. The Magic Sword
    213
  34. Robot Monster
    160
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  36. Space Mutiny
    943
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  38. Village of the Giants
    205
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  40. Mitchell
    612
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  44. Hercules Unchained
    196
  45. Mighty Jack
    179
  46. The Atomic Brain
    176
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  49. Jack Frost
    356
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  51. Werewolf
    567
  52. King Dinosaur
    209
  53. Devil Doll
    259
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  55. The Beatniks
    196
  56. Soultaker
    399
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  58. Cave Dwellers
    463
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  60. 12 to the Moon
    219
  61. High School Big Shot
    200
  62. Puma Man
    552
  63. Escape 2000
    278
  64. Invasion USA
    187
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    353
  66. Future War
    281
  67. The Undead
    250
  68. Ring of Terror
    201
  69. The Rebel Set
    167
  70. The Leech Woman
    251
  71. Teenage Strangler
    332
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    158
  73. Rocketship X-M
    300
  74. The Space Children
    190
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  76. Untamed Youth
    143
  77. Daddy-O
    260
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  79. Time of the Apes
    294
  80. Tormented
    229
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    171
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  84. Laserblast
    421
  85. City Limits
    181
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    259
  88. Gamera
    262
  89. It Conquered the World
    299
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  93. Angels' Revenge
    218
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  96. The She-Creature
    180
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  98. Wild Rebels
    177
  99. Diabolik
    219
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281

Recent Comments with recent replies

821 - Time Chasers - over 8 years ago
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So this unlikeable, mulleted douchenozzle goes joyriding in an experimental time machine so a marginally attractive reporter will play tonsil-hockey with his lame ass...Using the space-time continuum as his own personal "Lover's Lane"...And somehow the cretin has the gall to be SURPRISED that his absurdly reckless actions have repercussions???


705 - Escape 2000 - over 8 years ago
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Is a flame thrower really the most practical or efficient weapon to use against helpless civilians? I get that they're tearing down the Bronx, so collateral damage doesn't matter--but its a slow, messy, and needlessly cruel death...They HAVE guns! A bullet to the head would be quick, clean, and merciful by comparison.

In the end, I think the only reason they use them is because burning people to death helps pad the film :P


523 - Village of the Giants - over 8 years ago
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I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


521 - Santa Claus - over 8 years ago
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The very fact that Gypsy could knit a sweater without any limbs makes it the most awesome gift in the world. ;)


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 8 years ago
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So that's Prop Diva Beez McKeever, huh?

um....

<3<3<3


904 - Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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I'll just get this out of my system:

SKELETONS DO NOT HAVE EARS!!!

There...now I can watch the movie.


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"You could have got mustard all over hiis brain!"

I love it when the funniest line in the episode is NOT a rif, but actual diialogue from the movie.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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You know they keep making fun of Cisse Cameron's age in this but she was only 34 when this was made. Reb Brown was 40!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 9 years ago
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So when did Hollywood decide that werewolves should look like actual wolves instead of monkey/pig things?


208 - Lost Continent - over 8 years ago
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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 8 years ago
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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 9 years ago
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why are there brick walls in space?


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - over 8 years ago
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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 8 years ago
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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 8 years ago
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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 8 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 8 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 8 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - over 8 years ago
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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - over 8 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.