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Scooter Atreides
In Waukegan, IL USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    729
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    458
  4. The Wild World of Batwoman
    246
  5. Alien from L.A.
    295
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    368
  8. Hobgoblins
    424
  9. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  10. Girls Town
    320
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  12. Eegah
    417
  13. Santa Claus
    319
  14. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  15. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  16. Pod People
    599
  17. The Violent Years
    181
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    381
  19. Bride of the Monster
    255
  20. Lost Continent
    270
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    331
  22. The Creeping Terror
    272
  23. Horrors of Spider Island
    247
  24. Prince of Space
    498
  25. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  27. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  28. Catalina Caper
    296
  29. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  30. Racket Girls
    193
  31. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    271
  32. The Sinister Urge
    230
  33. The Magic Sword
    219
  34. Robot Monster
    161
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  36. Space Mutiny
    965
  37. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  38. Village of the Giants
    208
  39. Outlaw of Gor
    341
  40. Mitchell
    619
  41. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    243
  42. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    321
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    343
  44. Hercules Unchained
    205
  45. Mighty Jack
    183
  46. The Atomic Brain
    179
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    278
  48. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    344
  49. Jack Frost
    371
  50. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  51. Werewolf
    577
  52. King Dinosaur
    212
  53. Devil Doll
    264
  54. The Amazing Colossal Man
    220
  55. The Beatniks
    202
  56. Soultaker
    409
  57. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    366
  58. Cave Dwellers
    469
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  60. 12 to the Moon
    223
  61. High School Big Shot
    203
  62. Puma Man
    563
  63. Escape 2000
    286
  64. Invasion USA
    190
  65. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    359
  66. Future War
    289
  67. The Undead
    257
  68. Ring of Terror
    208
  69. The Rebel Set
    171
  70. The Leech Woman
    256
  71. Teenage Strangler
    340
  72. The Corpse Vanishes
    164
  73. Rocketship X-M
    304
  74. The Space Children
    196
  75. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  76. Untamed Youth
    146
  77. Daddy-O
    265
  78. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  79. Time of the Apes
    297
  80. Tormented
    237
  81. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    239
  82. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  83. Night of the Blood Beast
    345
  84. Laserblast
    430
  85. City Limits
    184
  86. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    225
  87. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  88. Gamera
    271
  89. It Conquered the World
    304
  90. The Day the Earth Froze
    306
  91. Warrior of the Lost World
    357
  92. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  93. Angels' Revenge
    224
  94. The Dead Talk Back
    295
  95. Revenge of the Creature
    246
  96. The She-Creature
    185
  97. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    229
  98. Wild Rebels
    183
  99. Diabolik
    225
  100. Quest of the Delta Knights
    289

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - over 9 years ago
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I'll just get this out of my system:

SKELETONS DO NOT HAVE EARS!!!

There...now I can watch the movie.


821 - Time Chasers - about 9 years ago
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So this unlikeable, mulleted douchenozzle goes joyriding in an experimental time machine so a marginally attractive reporter will play tonsil-hockey with his lame ass...Using the space-time continuum as his own personal "Lover's Lane"...And somehow the cretin has the gall to be SURPRISED that his absurdly reckless actions have repercussions???


705 - Escape 2000 - about 9 years ago
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Is a flame thrower really the most practical or efficient weapon to use against helpless civilians? I get that they're tearing down the Bronx, so collateral damage doesn't matter--but its a slow, messy, and needlessly cruel death...They HAVE guns! A bullet to the head would be quick, clean, and merciful by comparison.

In the end, I think the only reason they use them is because burning people to death helps pad the film :P


523 - Village of the Giants - over 9 years ago
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I recognized a name in the credits, and decided to look it up on IMDB. Sure enough, that's THE Toni Basil in this film--Toni "Oh Mickey you're so fine" Basil...as a character named "Red". I had no clue she was that old! :)


521 - Santa Claus - about 9 years ago
17 laughs

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The very fact that Gypsy could knit a sweater without any limbs makes it the most awesome gift in the world. ;)


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 9 years ago
5 laughs

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So that's Prop Diva Beez McKeever, huh?

um....

<3<3<3


13 laughs

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"You could have got mustard all over hiis brain!"

I love it when the funniest line in the episode is NOT a rif, but actual diialogue from the movie.


820 - Space Mutiny - about 8 years ago
3 laughs

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You know they keep making fun of Cisse Cameron's age in this but she was only 34 when this was made. Reb Brown was 40!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 10 years ago
5 laughs

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So when did Hollywood decide that werewolves should look like actual wolves instead of monkey/pig things?


208 - Lost Continent - about 9 years ago
8 laughs

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Nice to have an answer to the question : "What if he simply REFUSES to go watch the movie ?"


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 9 years ago
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You're kidding! The episode that features Mr B Natural has only 29 laughs?!?!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 9 years ago
6 laughs

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why are there brick walls in space?


Recent Riffs

612 - The Starfighters - about 9 years ago
10 laughs

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Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!
Ahhhh, love ta fuel ya bay-bay!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 9 years ago
7 laughs

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George Romero's "Casey At The Bat"


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 9 years ago
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WITCH: Forge a Sampo! Or you'll never see the face of your pretty sister again!
CROW: Can we see the other parts?

(possibly the raunchiest joke of the Joel Era)


904 - Werewolf - about 9 years ago
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C'mon! DEAD people know what's gonna happen here!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 9 years ago
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We're gonna make you drink something other than beer!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 9 years ago
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Are you gonna be a Mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 9 years ago
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MIKE: We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
CROW: At least so overtly.
MIKE: Exactly! Must disguise our hate, just a little....


521 - Santa Claus - about 9 years ago
11 laughs

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Every year we gotta sing the fruity send-off song! No wonder the elves quit!


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Will you buy me a Golden Globe, then?

Why sure!


705 - Escape 2000 - about 9 years ago
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Steve Dallas: Terrorist.


904 - Werewolf - about 9 years ago
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Um, this is God: I've reviewed it with the committee. and no--we won't save you.


904 - Werewolf - about 9 years ago
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It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural.