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Favorite Episodes

  1. Catalina Caper
    286
  2. Jack Frost
    355
  3. The Starfighters
    252
  4. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  5. The Touch of Satan
    360
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  7. San Francisco International
    278
  8. Horrors of Spider Island
    238
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  10. Tormented
    229
  11. First Spaceship on Venus
    164
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    295
  13. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  15. City Limits
    181
  16. Laserblast
    421
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  18. Time of the Apes
    294
  19. Puma Man
    551
  20. Gorgo
    186
  21. Time Chasers
    465
  22. Devil Fish
    275
  23. The Space Children
    190
  24. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  25. Being from Another Planet
    201
  26. The Incredible Melting Man
    293
  27. Pod People
    589
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  29. Radar Secret Service
    233
  30. Ring of Terror
    201
  31. The Unearthly
    209
  32. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    243
  33. Village of the Giants
    205
  34. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  35. Night of the Blood Beast
    335
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  37. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    253
  38. Escape 2000
    278
  39. Racket Girls
    184
  40. High School Big Shot
    200
  41. The Leech Woman
    250
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    183
  43. Wild Rebels
    177
  44. Jungle Goddess
    197
  45. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  46. The Skydivers
    279
  47. The Screaming Skull
    295

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821 - Time Chasers - almost 7 years ago
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I guess I'm alone on this, but I just don't find the Pearl character all that funny, and the opening segment just drags. Nothing can top the invention exchanges with Joel, Forrester and TV's Frank.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - about 4 years ago
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Wonder how many less good nature woman learned how to cry rape after this movie came out back then.


1010 - It Lives by Night - almost 2 years ago
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Possibly the dumbest movie depiction of rabies ever. Way up there with the most intolerable movie wives ever, too. Also these Super Realistic Movie Doctors are real chill about a possibly rabid bat's bite to a cranial nerve.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 7 years ago
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Does it make me weird that I think clowns are pretty cool and funny? I guess I understand why some people are scared of them, but I don't get why they have this widespread reputation for being terrifying (except among most people who saw It with Tim Curry as kids, I suppose)


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


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Um...it seems as if Joel doesn't know what "abhor" means (hint: it isn't a synonym for "implore")


702 - The Brute Man - almost 3 years ago
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"You're not afraid of me?"
"No. I'm a little nervous, I guess. Why should I be afraid?"
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because a strange man with an odd, raspy voice was hiding in your bedroom?!?!?!?!? Did losing her sight make her lose all her brain cells as well?


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702 - The Brute Man - over 2 years ago
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Rondo "The Brute Man" Hatten played basically this same role in an old Sherlock Holmes movie (the ones that had Basil Rathbone as Holmes), except that instead of a bitter, "deformed" ex-collegiate football star he plays this "back-breaking" muscle for some jewel thief or whatnot that Holmes is tracking down. I guess there must've been a thing for "back-breakers" as the "bad guy" in movies for a couple minutes about 60-70 years ago.


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912 - The Screaming Skull - over 3 years ago
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With Mickey's hair/clothing it's obvious was just born in the wrong decade. He'd fit in perfectly right now, sipping a hemp latte at Intelligencia in Silver Lake and ranting about the environment...


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 3 years ago
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I thought you weren't supposed to pat people on the head in Japanese culture


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 7 years ago
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As atrocious as the short is, I have to admit there is some good, common sense info that the pushy cop shares. Heck, the goofballs waving before hitting the train could just as easily be goofballs texting before getting hit by a train.


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 2 years ago
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WAIT! Mike wasnt "on the satellite" for the trumpy movie. Continuity smashed..


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506 - Eegah - almost 2 years ago
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Bill Clinton legs.