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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Slime People
    130
  2. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  3. The Hellcats
    126
  4. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  5. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  7. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  8. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  9. Operation Double 007
    256
  10. The Leech Woman
    255
  11. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  12. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  13. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  14. Escape 2000
    286
  15. The Day the Earth Froze
    304
  16. The Killer Shrews
    270
  17. The Deadly Bees
    238
  18. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  19. Soultaker
    407
  20. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308

Recent Comments with recent replies

107 - Robot Monster - about 2 years ago
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(pointing to Commando Cody's chest) Which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?


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This is a slightly different MST experience. They're really watching the movie, eating popcorn, and you're watching too. It's less about the riffs, more about just chillaxing... Don't get me wrong. I love non-stop riffing, but bad movies are awesome in their own way too. It just requires more alcohol...


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 3 years ago
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Progress Island USA is easily my favorite short ever


205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 2 years ago
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This ain't a propaganda film, unless it's trying to convince us that our intelligence assets are complete incompetents who are more interested in getting laid than saving lives. Instead of detonating his charges, he reveals his position and then runs away, thereby ensuring the charges can be neutralized and his and her sacrifices made totally worthless. Way to deliberately fail your mission.


209 - The Hellcats - almost 3 years ago
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Man this one is rough. This movie is 80-some minutes of pure incoherence. I didn't even get the premise or set-up! Unfortunately, what it did do is remind me of the fact that I didn't have any fun when I was young. Waaaaahhhhh! Wahhh Ricky, Wahhh!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 2 years ago
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Tony! You is a waar-wilf!


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 3 years ago
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The Killer Shrew Drink. I'm getting diabetes just watching Joel mix it


Home, Home Again...
Forum - about 2 years ago
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OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! Oh thank the gods, thank you Stephen, thank everyone for being here! Wow, I honestly thought it gone for good. I feel like I just walked into a warm fire lit cabin after being stuck in a snow storm. (Or sand storm?) Missed you guys, can't wait to catch up! ::hugs to all::


Like Old Times
Forum - about 2 years ago
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The site's back up. I'm taping classic eps. on ZlivTV just like the old days of CC and Sci-fi (Swamp Diamonds was the latest ep.) Life is good!


The. WORST. Movie.
109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago
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I have studied mst3k extensively. Seen every episode, even attempting the terrible Fu-Manchu on 3 occasions (once, successfully making it to the end). I have watched the Giant Leeches Corman film with no plot twists, done rock climbing, deep hurtling, sandstorm, freaking refueling and skydiving... this movie hurts bad. The really scary rapey general, the weird perspective of watching villains and "heroes" without any particular characters and vague purpose. I just felt bad for everyone, like, acting or not acting just really stiff and depressing. There is no fire or animus no one knows why they are doing anything the science is bad and stupid and wrong.

Most amazingly is I have never seen it before, and I have watched, real talk, at least three thousand hours of mystery science theatre.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 2 years ago
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Servo: "This movie stops at nothing... and stays there."

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Mike Rules
806 - The Undead - about 3 years ago
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Oh man when Mike does that Temp job recall thing, I'm dying. So perfect.


Recent Riffs

K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - almost 3 years ago
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A guy can't live on head alone.


K04 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 3 years ago
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I opened up a fried chicken chain.


209 - The Hellcats - almost 3 years ago
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Well, I guess that's it. Lemme know if you're gonna marry another one of my brothers.


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It might be better if played on 45 rpm rather than 33.


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They're trying to legalize gambling on the moon!


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I need to go do some radiator maintenance..