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110 - Robot Holocaust - over 2 years ago
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All right, I'll come right out and ask it: What IS the Dark One? I thought it was some kind of Skynet-style supercomputer, but it turns out to be some kind of plant-fungus-leech thing?...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago
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This movie reminds me of the Rob Zombie "Halloween" remake where Michael Myers being a psychotic murderer is laid at the feet of "His mom was a stripper, his dad yelled at him, and his sister smacked him around sometimes". Um, no.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 2 years ago
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I'm still shaking my head at the very end. So the old dude insists Ator not kill Zor because it would lower him... somehow. Uh, HOW many thugs and mooks did Ator stab and bomb and kill to get into the stupid castle?!


I am now legitimately curious about a Comic Book-based economy.
403 - City Limits - about 2 years ago
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I mean, how does it work? Would older comics be worth more? Does their condition affect their value? What about different companies, or characters? Would self-made comics be considered counterfeit? I'm curious here!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 1 year ago
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I'll admit it: Coroner Penguin made me smile.


506 - Eegah - almost 2 years ago
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You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.


610 - The Violent Years - over 1 year ago
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Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 2 years ago
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Fun fact: the original release of the movie was titled "Swamp Women", and had the tagline "Women with a lust for men!"

Welcome to the 50's.


Legitimately curious...
303 - Pod People - about 2 years ago
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WHY did they title the movie "Pod People"? Is it because the alien eggs are sort of like pods? Is it because the acting is just that wooden and unnatural? Or is it because they wanted to piggyback off a legitimately good movie remake that had come out a few years prior? (That's my guess.)


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 1 year ago
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Well, that was fun. It was like watching your little brother in a school play: weird, and cheap, but sort of fun.


612 - The Starfighters - over 1 year ago
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It feels like the movie got about 3/4 of the way through when someone said "Wait, maybe dramatic tension and a plot would come in handy."


113 - The Black Scorpion - over 2 years ago
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Huh, third movie so far I actually liked even without the riffing. Those scorpions were pretty neat!


Recent Riffs

419 - The Rebel Set - almost 2 years ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 2 years ago
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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - about 2 years ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - about 2 years ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 2 years ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 2 years ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - over 2 years ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 2 years ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 2 years ago
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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 2 years ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"