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307 - Daddy-O - over 2 years ago
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"Dear children, don't forget... you already know the alphabet."
...What the hell are they watching THIS for, then?!


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago
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Fun fact: the original release of the movie was titled "Swamp Women", and had the tagline "Women with a lust for men!"

Welcome to the 50's.


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The most painful part is that it's actually fairly easy to make the time dilation plot device work just fine, if they just explained it a little more accurately...


112 - Untamed Youth - over 2 years ago
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MST3KInfo actually provides a bit of context for the Calypso song at the end: in 1956, Harry Belafonte scored a huge hit with his song "Banana Boat". It was popular because it was upbeat and fun and different and Belafonte was a very charming singer. Problem was, music distributors misread the room and caused a brief "Calypso Boom" for a few months before it petered out.


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 2 years ago
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Did anyone tell these dolts that the creature might not want or need revenge if they didn't keep jabbing him with the pain stick?!


110 - Robot Holocaust - almost 3 years ago
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All right, I'll come right out and ask it: What IS the Dark One? I thought it was some kind of Skynet-style supercomputer, but it turns out to be some kind of plant-fungus-leech thing?...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 2 years ago
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This movie reminds me of the Rob Zombie "Halloween" remake where Michael Myers being a psychotic murderer is laid at the feet of "His mom was a stripper, his dad yelled at him, and his sister smacked him around sometimes". Um, no.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 2 years ago
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I'm still shaking my head at the very end. So the old dude insists Ator not kill Zor because it would lower him... somehow. Uh, HOW many thugs and mooks did Ator stab and bomb and kill to get into the stupid castle?!


I am now legitimately curious about a Comic Book-based economy.
403 - City Limits - over 2 years ago
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I mean, how does it work? Would older comics be worth more? Does their condition affect their value? What about different companies, or characters? Would self-made comics be considered counterfeit? I'm curious here!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 2 years ago
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I'll admit it: Coroner Penguin made me smile.


506 - Eegah - over 2 years ago
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You know... if you cut out the creepy undertones, I can actually see a screwball comedy about a caveman learning modern social norms while living with a young couple working out all right.


610 - The Violent Years - about 2 years ago
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Huh... between the tasteless rape riffs, the ugly-on-many-levels attitude of the short, and the unlikable characters... this was probably the hardest one for me to sit through so far. Yikes.


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419 - The Rebel Set - over 2 years ago
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"An Ed Asner costume!"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - over 2 years ago
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I'm still here, Happer, you craphound!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 2 years ago
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"I'll take him!"
(A scene of tremendous violence, the speaker gets badly beaten)
"...Oooookay... you can take him nowww..."


320 - The Unearthly - over 2 years ago
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"Tor like new lunch-box!"


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago
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"ABOOOUUUUT FACE! TEEEEEEEN-HUT! EEEYES WUB-BUB-blub-blb..."


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 2 years ago
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"It's hard to believe... but we really should have believed our children."

"...I'm still gonna spank him."


302 - Gamera - over 2 years ago
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*GO AWAY. RRRRRRRRRRR....*


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 2 years ago
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Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the rest of the movie?!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 2 years ago
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"Yeah, sure, you control me... right. I'll be home crushin' your house!"


101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 3 years ago
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"And now I hafta walk back over HERE... hey, could you get me a pizza?"