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Faye Coltharp

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  1. I Accuse My Parents
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  3. The Sidehackers
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  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
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  5. Pod People
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  6. Tormented
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  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
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  8. Earth vs. the Spider
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  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  10. Avalanche
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1201 - Mac and Me - 4 months ago
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I always thought the score was just a shameless Alan Silvestri ripoff, but it turns out it was *actually* written by Alan Silvestri, three years after Back to the Future. And now I'm sad.


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Raul's way too good an actor, this makes STREET FIGHTER II the movie LOOK like Casablanca.


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The devil in the short is an icon and I love him.


1008 - Final Justice - 5 months ago
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Joe Don Baker is Deputy Geronimo in yet another conservative authoritarian wet dream!


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Very few redeeming qualities in this movie, but...

I like the computer. I'm sorry.


HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT
1206 - Ator - 8 months ago
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Okay, so at about 23:16 when Tom says "I don't remember this place being so flamey and crispy," there's an oboe line in the soundtrack, *directly* ripped from this trumpet line from the original Star Wars score (https://youtu.be/wolFdVti3nY?t=9)


For anyone interested...
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The soundtrack of this movie is totally a ripoff/homage of the beginning of Bela Bartok's Concerto for Orchestra.

Compare:
https://youtu.be/NgqtAcwgGkE?t=2737
to:
https://youtu.be/pb37dJFPoFg?t=7

Film scores do that a lot. Mainly cause of temp tracks I think.


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 2 years ago
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I'm just gonna take a wild guess that the narration was added at the last minute cause they realized the movie sucked so bad it couldn't carry its own.
*looks it up*
Ah, actually it's cause the sound quality was actually that bad they had to hire a guy to literally tell the audience what the characters were saying.

Beautiful.


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 2 years ago
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*sigh*... Her name is Keiko and she's from Vietnam...?


This script deserves a better movie
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Okay, this movie isn't even bad.

...Okay, the movie isn't bad in *principle. The idea is awesome. Very similar to Ex Machina. The guy *literally* turns his wife into an object, leaving her in a state where she would rather die, and she gets her revenge by consolidating power with another oppressed being. And that's not even a stretch. She uses the word "power" again and again to describe her teaming up with the monster. It's super political, whether it means to be or not. Genius.


202 - The Sidehackers - about 6 years ago
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Man, I will never understand women... Why would J.C.'s girlfriend even be with a psycho loser like him, but then to try cheat on him with a guy who is clearly in a committed relationship. Then she lies to try to get that guy killed for a polite rebuff? SHE is the real villain of the movie!


802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago
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I *think* this movie wants me to feel sorry for the husband and hate the wife, but it's just...just not happening.


Recent Riffs

1203 - Lords of the Deep - 4 months ago
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If it wasn't for these blinds, it would be curtains for me.


1201 - Mac and Me - 4 months ago
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How many rooms does this bathroom have?


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You're not gonna believe this, but...I'm the protagonist.


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And Cruella de Vil and Jon Snow lived happily ever after.


1103 - The Time Travelers - 4 months ago
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Shut up! I just had your idea!


1103 - The Time Travelers - 4 months ago
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"Time itself is an anachronism." Wait, what?


1013 - Diabolik - 4 months ago
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"I'LL TAKE A PICTURE USING THE LARGEST CAMERA IN THE WORLD."


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"Oh my God!" We're on!


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"And sometimes—for artistic effect—giant mosaics, six to ten stories high." ...Are there.


512 - Mitchell - 5 months ago
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Can't believe it, I'm in trouble for shooting a civilian...


1008 - Final Justice - 5 months ago
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Dominus...Pizza...whatever.


1008 - Final Justice - 5 months ago
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You're homily was directed at ME last week, wasn't it?