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Faye Coltharp

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Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  2. Robot Monster
    160
  3. The Sidehackers
    222
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  5. Pod People
    590
  6. Tormented
    229
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  8. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  10. Avalanche
    45
  11. Prince of Space
    488
  12. Time Chasers
    465
  13. Puma Man
    552

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The devil in the short is an icon and I love him.


1008 - Final Justice - about 1 month ago
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Joe Don Baker is Deputy Geronimo in yet another conservative authoritarian wet dream!


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Very few redeeming qualities in this movie, but...

I like the computer. I'm sorry.


HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT
1206 - Ator - 3 months ago
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Okay, so at about 23:16 when Tom says "I don't remember this place being so flamey and crispy," there's an oboe line in the soundtrack, *directly* ripped from this trumpet line from the original Star Wars score (https://youtu.be/wolFdVti3nY?t=9)


For anyone interested...
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The soundtrack of this movie is totally a ripoff/homage of the beginning of Bela Bartok's Concerto for Orchestra.

Compare:
https://youtu.be/NgqtAcwgGkE?t=2737
to:
https://youtu.be/pb37dJFPoFg?t=7

Film scores do that a lot. Mainly cause of temp tracks I think.


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 2 years ago
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I'm just gonna take a wild guess that the narration was added at the last minute cause they realized the movie sucked so bad it couldn't carry its own.
*looks it up*
Ah, actually it's cause the sound quality was actually that bad they had to hire a guy to literally tell the audience what the characters were saying.

Beautiful.


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 2 years ago
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*sigh*... Her name is Keiko and she's from Vietnam...?


This script deserves a better movie
513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 2 years ago
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Okay, this movie isn't even bad.

...Okay, the movie isn't bad in *principle. The idea is awesome. Very similar to Ex Machina. The guy *literally* turns his wife into an object, leaving her in a state where she would rather die, and she gets her revenge by consolidating power with another oppressed being. And that's not even a stretch. She uses the word "power" again and again to describe her teaming up with the monster. It's super political, whether it means to be or not. Genius.


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 6 years ago
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Man, I will never understand women... Why would J.C.'s girlfriend even be with a psycho loser like him, but then to try cheat on him with a guy who is clearly in a committed relationship. Then she lies to try to get that guy killed for a polite rebuff? SHE is the real villain of the movie!


802 - The Leech Woman - about 2 years ago
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I *think* this movie wants me to feel sorry for the husband and hate the wife, but it's just...just not happening.


610 - The Violent Years - about 5 years ago
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I always skip the male rape scene, the riffs about it are really distasteful. I love their darker riffs, but they really should have known better.

With that said, the crew usually does a good job of pairing shorts and films (like A Date with your Family and Invasion USA, Keeping Clean and Neat and The Sinister Urge, Home Economics and Viking Women, etc) and this one is no exception.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 2 years ago
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Wow, Crow really rocks that MIDI trombone!


Recent Riffs

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"And sometimes—for artistic effect—giant mosaics, six to ten stories high." ...Are there.


512 - Mitchell - 10 days ago
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Can't believe it, I'm in trouble for shooting a civilian...


1008 - Final Justice - about 1 month ago
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Dominus...Pizza...whatever.


1008 - Final Justice - about 1 month ago
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You're homily was directed at ME last week, wasn't it?


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"I'm gonna take some money out of the till for booze, okay honey?"


607 - Bloodlust - about 2 years ago
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Not the Ming spittoon!


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 2 years ago
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Yeah the sequel is Hired 2: Laid Off!


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 2 years ago
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"We'll be back—right after this.
...We're back!"


415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago
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"Kid, I gotcha a $100-dollar lifetime deal!"


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - about 2 years ago
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Looks like the garage of Dr. Caligari!


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"Santa Claus, you're coming with us!" You're coming to town.