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Hey, what happened to your "bass fiddle" comment over on the ultra-classy "meat poster" thread? I was going to post an equally classy reply, but found it had gone off to the Great Ether Beyond...


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 1 year ago
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Hey Jeff, thanks for checking up on me...Life has really been sucking lately..and if finally just got to be too much ..but I'm slowly bailing the water out.
Hope your Holidays are Cheery .... p.s.- my Family bought me the Rifftrax Star Wars Holiday Special on DVD for Christmas(they found it on Ebay)..and I just got it in today's mail...gonna watch it on Christmas :o)'


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Hey Jeff, Found your message. Check my wall, I've posted some of my best tips over there to help banish insomnia with some really easy exercises. They all have a couple of the same things in common: Give your brain boring, repetitive autopilot-type tasks to do, so you can give the rest of your mind the night off to sleep and dream. Good luck with them, I hope they work for you.

Happy Holidays and Happy ZZZZs!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  2. Werewolf
    566
  3. Space Mutiny
    943
  4. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  5. The Touch of Satan
    360
  6. Time Chasers
    465
  7. Night of the Blood Beast
    335
  8. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    171
  9. Gorgo
    186
  10. Pod People
    589
  11. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  12. Puma Man
    552
  13. Jack Frost
    356
  14. Beginning of the End
    286
  15. Santa Claus
    312
  16. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  17. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  18. The Brute Man
    229
  19. Girls Town
    307
  20. Prince of Space
    488
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  22. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  23. The Deadly Mantis
    232
  24. The Killer Shrews
    266
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  26. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    304
  27. The Crawling Eye
    278
  28. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  29. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  30. The Human Duplicators
    216
  31. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  32. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  33. Eegah
    412
  34. Bride of the Monster
    247
  35. The Black Scorpion
    133
  36. The Space Children
    190
  37. Carnival Magic
    18
  38. Earth vs. the Spider
    215
  39. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  40. Gamera vs. Guiron
    269
  41. Racket Girls
    184
  42. Future War
    281
  43. Squirm
    254
  44. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  45. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  46. Gamera
    262
  47. The Leech Woman
    250
  48. The Creeping Terror
    267
  49. The Deadly Bees
    232
  50. Bloodlust
    193
  51. Starcrash
    46
  52. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  53. Reptilicus
    42
  54. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  55. Devil Fish
    275
  56. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    224
  57. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  58. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  59. Devil Doll
    259
  60. Operation Double 007
    247
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  62. The Incredible Melting Man
    293
  63. Horrors of Spider Island
    238
  64. The Undead
    250
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    715
  66. Robot Monster
    160
  67. Radar Secret Service
    233
  68. High School Big Shot
    200

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Forum - about 1 year ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 4?


Forum - about 1 year ago
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What is your least favorite from Season 5?


904 - Werewolf - 7 months ago
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Ok, after he turns into Wereworm and "attacks" the girl in the puddle, he then turns back human and goes to bed and reads? And then he turns back into a werewolf and throws that girl down the stairs and she doesn't call the cops? And what was Yuri's plan running after the werewolf in the woods? That's all for now.


Forum - about 1 year ago
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What's your least favorite episode in Season 6?


Forum - 8 months ago
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I was watching a behind-the-scenes show of MST last night and it had Kevin and Mike discussing their upcoming first season on SY-FY. As they were showing the writer's room, Kevin pulled up the computer to see if there were still jokes from a recent session on it. The lines he read were "Don't look at my underpants! Don't look at my underpants!". It seems familiar but can't place it. I was wondering if they did use those lines and if so, which episode is it from? I'm guessing it would be from S8.


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 1 year ago
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Coleman Francis was envious of the amount of narrator usage.


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Random...
Forum - 6 months ago
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I miss my old account. I was just looking at it and people have replied to some of my posts and I had no idea.

*sniffle*

I miss my account. I wish it could be merged with this one so that I could just have one.


Easter NCNL
Forum - 6 months ago
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Well it's Halloween and Valentine's Day is just round the corner, so here's yer NCNL.


Brother of Neil Connery dies at 90
Forum - 6 months ago
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Sean Connery -- he'll always be James Bond. RIP.


Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of...
Forum - 6 months ago
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Recent Riffs

107 - Robot Monster - 6 months ago
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It's Gecko-Roman wrestling.


806 - The Undead - 7 months ago
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Peter Pan - Antichrist.


806 - The Undead - 7 months ago
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That frog is good licking size.


806 - The Undead - 7 months ago
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Oh God! Imp batch!


806 - The Undead - 7 months ago
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I'm a damn good imp.


904 - Werewolf - 7 months ago
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He is Winnie the Pooh.


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I bid you lick me.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 12 months ago
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Hai Cuba!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 12 months ago
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One of the invaders gets shot: Crow - " They just lost a third of their force".


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 12 months ago
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Water, thirsty, sick man.


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 1 year ago
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Which one of us is talking?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 1 year ago
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T'was Buford that killed the beast.