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The Artist Formerly Known as SylkRode
In Nowhere near Minnesota

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  2. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  3. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  4. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  5. Cave Dwellers
    466
  6. Monster A-Go Go
    366

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202 - The Sidehackers - 5 months ago
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I have strong feelings toward Ross Hagan, and resent watching him smear himself all over that poor woman.


Beyond Rescue Episode II
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Well, if you thought Outlaw was painful…

It can only get worse.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - 3 months ago
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You know, some of these movies are just so foul, even MSTie mischief can't save them. This one, for example, just plain hurts. Bad.


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As a Whovian, Anthony Ainley is unrecognizable without his goatee. I had to pay close attention to figure out which German was Deitz, and even then, there wasn't the tiniest glimmer of recognition.


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You know, I hate to speak ill of the Joel era, but the Love Theme really suffers from the lack of the rimshot they added to the start when Mike took over.


BEEF: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago
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Did Aaron Copeland do the score for the short?


But, why, Robert??
210 - King Dinosaur - about 1 year ago
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I do know the answer: it's a vacant cheeseball of a stinkburger that doesn't even attempt to make a bit of sense, but the question has to be posed; why did our heroes have to nuke the island when they could have simpl LEFT the island and, you know, not come back??

The question had to be posed.


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You know, I think I've worked out the title: Dungeness and Dragon.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 1 year ago
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So, the band in the beginning of the movie was playing a tune that was, ultimately, about somebody losing their driver's license, was i hearing that right?


The POWERR of a Riff
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This was one of my favorites when I was a kid, and it hasn't lost its charm. Except, now, every time Servo hums his little "Jessica" riff I think of Top Gear, and I chuckle that little bit harder.


616 - Racket Girls - over 1 year ago
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There is simply no reason for this movie to exist. It fails to even play women in underwear effectively, and that's a pretty low, objectionable bar to reach.


610 - The Violent Years - over 1 year ago
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What was the deal with Servo's "Streisand" bit?


Recent Riffs

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 1 year ago
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I heard the secrets that you keep when you're talking in your sleep.


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Persis, just close your eyes and think of Donald Pleseance