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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    952
  2. Werewolf
    571
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  4. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  5. Final Justice
    280
  6. Devil Fish
    279
  7. Soultaker
    405
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    357
  10. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290
  11. The Mole People
    221
  12. The Phantom Planet
    233
  13. Cave Dwellers
    465
  14. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  15. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    222
  16. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  17. Beginning of the End
    290
  18. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  20. Hobgoblins
    419
  21. Jack Frost
    362
  22. Future War
    283
  23. Prince of Space
    490
  24. Bloodlust
    194
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  26. The Brute Man
    233
  27. Robot Holocaust
    171
  28. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  29. The Killer Shrews
    270
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  31. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  32. The Unearthly
    212
  33. Jungle Goddess
    201
  34. Riding with Death
    424
  35. Time Chasers
    467
  36. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  37. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  38. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  39. Teenage Caveman
    159
  40. Manhunt in Space
    177
  41. Gunslinger
    173
  42. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  43. The Indestructible Man
    163
  44. It Lives by Night
    181
  45. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  46. Bride of the Monster
    251
  47. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  48. Angels' Revenge
    222
  49. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  50. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  51. SST: Death Flight
    83
  52. The Sinister Urge
    227
  53. The Atomic Brain
    179
  54. The Space Children
    192
  55. Invasion USA
    191
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    365

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Look and listen to the guy in the diner (black hair on the left) at 18:35. It's none other than Jody "Critter Jones" Daniels ! Girl in Gold Boots was made three years later but that voice is unmistakable. Especially the way he exagerates the 'wh' at the beginning of words.


I watched the unMSTed version,so you don't have to!
820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago
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- The space battle between the Cylons...err, pirates and colonials...uh, I guess that works, is a lot longer and Ryder, Starbuck and Apollo shoot down a lot more enemies before Ryder crashes during landing. Commander Santa, the Captain and Lea watch the victory from a window.
- If all of the inhabitants on the Southern Sun are mulitgeneration ship colonists on a lonely journey to a distant planet, where does Biff Hardcheese come from? Why does he need to be introduced when he arrives? Where was he picking up the Professor from?
- After Lt. Lamont is killed, the floor waxer chase is a lot longer and ends when a pipe falls in front Bulk McLargehuge (who says some naughty words) and Lea forcing them to escape on foot. Kalgan orders the Enforcers to track then down with "extreme prejudice."
- That was Lt. Lamont's twin sister, not a continuity error when she returned from the dead.
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Just Kidding! It was a continuity error.
- Lea doesn't know where the Enforcer's Office is? And she's the Commander's daughter?
- After meeting Mr. Monster Mash, Beef Buttroast and Lea execute a perfect "after you" when the enforcers barge in. (Commercial cut)
- Before Mass Musclebound is appointed chief mutineer fighter, they discuss Kalgan's motives. An important point cut out (due to commercial) Kalgan intends to sell the non-mutineers into slavery to the pirates.
- Commander Jansen's first name is Alex. You probably didn't know that.
- One Rider's viper squadron injured Engineer Mac Pherson (The guy with the cane), so he has a personal motive to mutiny.
- When Slab and Lea have sex in the greenhouse, they talk about growing up on the Southern Sun and that Bulk's dad and grandad also were pilots.
- The Battle between the Galactica and the Cylon Base Star (sorry Southern Sun and Pirate Ship) is a bit longer in the original version. (They used all of the availabale BSG footage)
- McPherson calls Smash Lampjaw am as----ole and sh!+.
- Crunch Squatthrust gets in a fight with 2 mooks while coming to save Lea. One of mooks misses on a punch hits a wall (OUCH!)
- After Lea and Tank escape a long, long, long chase sequence is cut until they steal the enforcer's masks.
- When MacPherson roasts on an open fire, they cut a scene where he climbs out of the gas expulsion sump, completely aflame before he dies. It looked cool.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 4 years ago
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(Spoiler alert) So the judge agrees that Jimmy's parents are the reason he's so screwed up and ended up killing someone, so he remands Jimmy into the care of -- his parents! There, ladies and gentlemen, is the U.S. justice system.


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 8 years ago
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I was watching an episode of 'The Rifleman' recently (episode 164 : 'Requiem at Misson Springs') and was pleasantly surprised to see Dean Fredericks (Frank Chapman in this movie) as the lead bad guy. He ended up getting shot by Lucas McCain (big surprise) but his ... distinctive countenance was unmistakable !


517 - Beginning of the End - almost 8 years ago
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Here's a little continuity error I noticed for those of us interested in aviation.

In this movie the General says that "Warshington" has dispatched a B-52 armed with an A Bomb to wipe out the locusts in Chicago (as if an A Bomb would do less damage than a bunch of big grasshoppers). But when he contacts the plane by radio, the stock footage shows a Convair B-36.

I know it's hard to believe that a high quality production like this could make that kind of glaring error, but there it is.

Remember : Aviate, Navigate & Communicate.


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 7 years ago
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I just noticed the actor who plays Captain Birdman of Homicide in this episode is the same guy who plays Day Drinking Grandpa in 'Teenagers From Outer Space'.

Apparently Servo noticed too because he uses the same riff - singing the theme song from 'New Zoo Review' - in both episodes (01:08:00 in this one and at 00:33:45 in 'Teenagers...')


Don't step in that pile of Goona
The Film Crew: Wild Women of Wongo - almost 3 years ago
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In at least one dialect of Australian Aboriginal language "Goona" is a swear word referring to fecal matter.

The more you know.


RIFF OF THE DAY
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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So he learned he loves violence and enjoys killing like a man ought to! - Girl In The Gold Boots


Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Joel's jumpsuit and Dr. F's green lab coat are iconic enough that if I see someone else wearing them I immediately think of them. It got me pondering about other garb in tv history if you saw someone wear that you would think instantly of a tv character. Being a big fan, I immediately thought of Columbo. Maybe Archies Bunker's white shirt( with or without his fuzzy jacket) and Urkel's suspenders. Oh, and Matt Dillon's pinkish shirt and vest. Oh, 1 more Fred Sanford's outfit. Dang, I'm old.


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I chuckle often still when I see Trace raise his eyebrows in the opening. I was curious to hear who are some of the best eyebrow archers of all time. John belushi jumps to my mind first.


Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Today I find myself in San Francisco International Airport (Where the Big B Actors Roar!) for a connecting flight. I'm somewhat disappointed that they've moved on from the browns-and-tans color scheme.


MST3K New Season 2: Turkey Day launch!
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The new season of MST3K, which seems to be only 6 experiments, appears on Netflix this year's Turkey Day. Joel reckons the chosen movies are even worse than last time.


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - about 7 years ago
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Welcome to the land of our two little clay figures, Bolus and Horseflop.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 8 years ago
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I'm gonna find a doctor and have him change my whole face around. To the back.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 8 years ago
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I'm suddenly thirsty for antifreeze


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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I'll prepare the autopsy room.
Why is he not in Gulag?


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What ?! Insects ?!
Oh, don't act like you haven't been in this whole movie.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 3 years ago
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Now try catching a steak, Dong.


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I can't imagine what else he does.
Three guesses.
Moanin', bonin' and groanin'


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Thanks for callin' The Horny Douche Bag Temp Agency


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Hey, Man From U.N.C.L.E., there's no lock on the door.


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This is like slowed down Klezmer music.
Yeah, if you play it backwards the devil orders a knish.


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I'm just filling my nostrils with your perfume before I go back to rat sh*t central


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Close the lid in case it turns into a kangaroo