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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Phantom Planet
    238
  2. The Sidehackers
    224
  3. Laserblast
    428
  4. Escape 2000
    286
  5. Pod People
    595
  6. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  7. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  8. Teenage Strangler
    337
  9. Soultaker
    407
  10. The Creeping Terror
    271
  11. Beginning of the End
    291
  12. It Lives by Night
    184
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  14. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  15. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  16. Operation Double 007
    256
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  18. Mitchell
    617
  19. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  20. Cry Wilderness
    45
  21. The Land that Time Forgot
    23
  22. Yongary
    27
  23. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  24. Mac and Me
    24
  25. Daddy-O
    264
  26. Village of the Giants
    208
  27. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  28. Carnival Magic
    19
  29. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  30. Space Mutiny
    958
  31. Starcrash
    50
  32. High School Big Shot
    203
  33. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  34. Killer Fish
    13
  35. Werewolf
    576
  36. Racket Girls
    192
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  38. Gorgo
    188
  39. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  40. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  41. Girls Town
    319
  42. Puma Man
    561
  43. The Human Duplicators
    223
  44. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  46. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  47. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  48. The Skydivers
    285
  49. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  50. Time Chasers
    471
  51. The Sinister Urge
    230
  52. Angels' Revenge
    224
  53. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  54. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  55. Jack Frost
    368
  56. Riding with Death
    426
  57. Final Justice
    283
  58. The Brute Man
    239
  59. Devil Doll
    263
  60. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  61. Diabolik
    225
  62. Teenage Caveman
    161
  63. The Day the Earth Froze
    304
  64. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  65. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293

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Season 13 line-up!
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1. The Treasure of Dracula (1969). An El Santo movie, so Mexican wrestling versus Vampires.
2. Robot Wars (1993). Big robots roam the wasteland and fight each other.
3. Beyond Atlantis (1973). A treasure hunt movie, featuring Sid Haig and Vic Diaz.
4. Munchie (1992). The sequel to 'Munchies', thus flipping the 'Alien' franchise naming convention upside-down.
5. Doctor Mordrid (1992). B-movie stalwart Jeffrey Combs plays the title character who, for legal reasons, can't be called Dr Strange, even though that's clearly what this is.
6. Demon Squad (2019). The chickenfeed-budget story of a paranormal investigator.
7. Gamera versus Jiger (1970). One of the Gamera movies that the original MST3K never got round to.
8. The Batwoman (1968). Another luchador movie, only this Mexican grappler spends much of the time in a Batkini.
9. The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967). Revisiting a film originally riffed in the KTMA days, sometimes known as MST3K Season Zero.
10. The Shape of things to come (1979). Sci-Fi schlock with Jack Palance as the bad guy.
11. The Mask (1961). Not the Jim Carrey hit, but a 3D horror film from Canada.
12. The Bubble (1966). Another 3D movie, about a mysterious town where the locals behave like automata.
13. The Christmas Dragon (2014). A bunch of orphans save Christmas. Aww.


307 - Daddy-O - 10 months ago
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I watched Pulp Fiction last night and noticed a Daddy-O poster in the background at Jack Rabbit Slim's.


Forum - 4 months ago
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"He died as he lived - unconvincingly". Street Fighter RT
What are other "died as he/she/they lived" quips have you heard in the riffverse?


Forum - 20 days ago
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Better short: Days of our Years or Hired! 1 OR 2?


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Better short: Mr. B Natural or A Case of Spring Fever?


912 - The Screaming Skull - 6 months ago
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It's not a good sign when the cool gullwing doors on the protagonist's car are the most compelling element in your movie.


Forum - over 9 years ago
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What's your favorite MST3K "stinger"?


RIP Tommy Kirk
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Forum - 2 months ago
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Better short: Century 21 Calling or X Marks the Spot?


Forum - 2 months ago
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Better short: Is This Love? or Why Study Industrial Arts?


VOTE NOW!!
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago
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Turkey Day version....or Regular??


803 - The Mole People - almost 9 years ago
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Why do I talk so much in front of those guys? Every time I open my mouth I just act like I know it all. I just wanna tell them how much I like them and stuff but when I talk I say all this stupid junk. Gee, maybe I'm just kind of insecure...But I do know a lot. Why shouldn't I talk?


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - 1 day ago
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Pinch his dewlap!


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The Left Eye of Laura Mars


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - 14 days ago
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So, secret call?


705 - Escape 2000 - 18 days ago
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Frankly, I'm not into Toblerone.


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"We're fighting something we barely understand, Kathy."
Esperanto.


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"This is a hospital. We can't afford to take any chances."
And we can't afford a boom mic.


209 - The Hellcats - 21 days ago
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I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE GILBERT GOTTFRIED


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The password is: Fingal.


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Yeah it takes 11 minutes if you go 600 miles an hour!


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Ha ha ha good one, Your Hideousness.


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Now wait a minute, let me get this straight. ABBA's gonna pay me to surf?


315 - Teenage Caveman - 29 days ago
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"Well, he's in the bag."
And so am I, Ted Husing.