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Favorite Episodes

  1. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  3. The Touch of Satan
    360
  4. Racket Girls
    186
  5. Jack Frost
    358
  6. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  7. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    305
  8. The Undead
    250
  9. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  10. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  11. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  12. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  13. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  14. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  16. The Creeping Terror
    267
  17. The Killer Shrews
    266
  18. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  20. Prince of Space
    488
  21. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  22. The Deadly Mantis
    233
  23. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  24. The Crawling Eye
    278
  25. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  26. Pod People
    592
  27. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  28. Teenage Strangler
    332
  29. Beginning of the End
    286
  30. 12 to the Moon
    219
  31. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  32. Devil Doll
    259
  33. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  34. The Space Children
    190
  35. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  36. The Black Scorpion
    133
  37. Time Chasers
    465

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Guess Mitchell's first name
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In the TV movie "Mitchell", Mitchell's first name is never mentioned. What do you think it is?


Getting Enough Irony in Your Diet?
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Right. No more lists!

So, what are your Top Three favorite riffs of all time, across ALL the entire MST family of riffers, all permutations, all performers, all seasons...

Ready, set.... OUCH!

Hold it, hold it! False start. My fault. Sorry, I was chuckling to myself, and got the cap pistol jammed in a bone in my hand.

OK, so: Ready... set... POP!


Can you write an even worse line?
Forum - about 1 month ago
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I came across a clip of an interview with Christopher Lee in which he explains that the reason he didn't speak a word throughout the entirety of his second Dracula movie was that he felt the dialog was too poorly written. He simply refuses to say lines that don't meet his standards.

This naturally made me wonder: What line might possibly have been in the Castle of Fu Manchu that was so much worse than the rest of the script that Christopher Lee refused to say it?

So, in the spirit of the Bulwer Lytton Contest, I thought that might make a fun game here...

Pick any riffed movie and write a line that got cut because not even they could bring themselves to say it.


Forum - 2 months ago
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What are your favorite 3 sub-200 laughs episodes?


Making More MST3K
Forum - about 1 month ago
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So who here has joined the new Kickstarter already? Lets build the Gizmoplex!


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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My work is done now. You can all just look at my clearly defined area.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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Yes, you can have your cats back. They've scratched up the entire planet.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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Sometimes a sun hat is just a sun hat.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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And now activate my wings, and now I can fly.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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You like us, you really like us!


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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I call it Meite.


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 1 month ago
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Doc Martens on the Mooooon!


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Dirty Deborah Harry!


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At that time my hair blanketed my football-shaped head.


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And the actors begin to abandon the movie, one by one.


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Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray.