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Favorite Episodes

  1. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    357
  3. The Touch of Satan
    366
  4. Racket Girls
    190
  5. Jack Frost
    362
  6. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    222
  7. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    311
  8. The Undead
    254
  9. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  10. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  11. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  12. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  13. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  14. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  16. The Creeping Terror
    271
  17. The Killer Shrews
    270
  18. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  19. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  20. Prince of Space
    490
  21. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  22. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  23. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  24. The Crawling Eye
    280
  25. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  26. Pod People
    595
  27. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  28. Teenage Strangler
    336
  29. Beginning of the End
    290
  30. 12 to the Moon
    221
  31. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  32. Devil Doll
    261
  33. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  34. The Space Children
    192
  35. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  36. The Black Scorpion
    134
  37. Time Chasers
    467

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MST-Guilty Pleasures
Forum - 10 months ago
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What's an episode that every else seems to dislike or never talk about, that you really love? Mine would have to be Robot Holocaust (Experiment 110). I know season 1 gets a bad rep, and i'm not saying that it doesn't deserve it sometimes, but i just can't help but love this episode it feels just kind of different then most MST episodes it's got just some magic that makes it all click, it's hard to explain. The movie is one of the most hilarious and interesting films i think I've ever seen, and the journey is honestly really fun, especially with the SOL Crew. This is probably in either my top 5 or 10 episodes, but i feel a lot of people would definitely disagree with me on that.


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So of course you go to the swamp to verify if the creature is real and NO camera in sight!


Guess Mitchell's first name
Forum - 6 months ago
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In the TV movie "Mitchell", Mitchell's first name is never mentioned. What do you think it is?


Getting Enough Irony in Your Diet?
Forum - 5 months ago
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Right. No more lists!

So, what are your Top Three favorite riffs of all time, across ALL the entire MST family of riffers, all permutations, all performers, all seasons...

Ready, set.... OUCH!

Hold it, hold it! False start. My fault. Sorry, I was chuckling to myself, and got the cap pistol jammed in a bone in my hand.

OK, so: Ready... set... POP!


Can you write an even worse line?
Forum - 5 months ago
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I came across a clip of an interview with Christopher Lee in which he explains that the reason he didn't speak a word throughout the entirety of his second Dracula movie was that he felt the dialog was too poorly written. He simply refuses to say lines that don't meet his standards.

This naturally made me wonder: What line might possibly have been in the Castle of Fu Manchu that was so much worse than the rest of the script that Christopher Lee refused to say it?

So, in the spirit of the Bulwer Lytton Contest, I thought that might make a fun game here...

Pick any riffed movie and write a line that got cut because not even they could bring themselves to say it.


Forum - 6 months ago
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What are your favorite 3 sub-200 laughs episodes?


Making More MST3K
Forum - 5 months ago
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So who here has joined the new Kickstarter already? Lets build the Gizmoplex!


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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My work is done now. You can all just look at my clearly defined area.


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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Yes, you can have your cats back. They've scratched up the entire planet.


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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Sometimes a sun hat is just a sun hat.


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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And now activate my wings, and now I can fly.


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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You like us, you really like us!


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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I call it Meite.


524 - 12 to the Moon - 6 months ago
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Doc Martens on the Mooooon!


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Dirty Deborah Harry!


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At that time my hair blanketed my football-shaped head.


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And the actors begin to abandon the movie, one by one.


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Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray.