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Oh, Birther! Father-Mother of the Cosmos, You create all that moves in light.
Focus your light within us, make it useful, as the rays of the beacon show the way.
Create your reign of unity now, through our fiery hearts and willing hands.
Your one desire then acts with ours, as in all light, so in all forms.
Grant what we need each day in bread and insight, subsistence for the call of growing life.
Free us from the chords that bind us as we release the strands of others guilt. Don't let us enter forgetfulness,
but free us from unripeness.
From you is born all ruling will, the power and life to do,
the song that beautifies all, from age to age it renews.
Truly! Power to these statements,
may they be the source from which my actions grow.
Sealed in love and faith. Amen


Favorite Episodes

  1. Cave Dwellers
    463
  2. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  3. Beginning of the End
    286
  4. 12 to the Moon
    219
  5. Girls Town
    307
  6. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  8. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  9. It Conquered the World
    299
  10. The Black Scorpion
    133
  11. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  12. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  13. Laserblast
    422
  14. Invasion USA
    188
  15. The Violent Years
    177
  16. Teenage Strangler
    332
  17. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  18. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  19. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  21. The Creeping Terror
    267
  22. The Starfighters
    252
  23. The Deadly Mantis
    233
  24. Prince of Space
    488
  25. Gorgo
    186
  26. Lost Continent
    263
  27. The Crawling Eye
    278
  28. Hercules Unchained
    196
  29. The Skydivers
    279
  30. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  31. Eegah
    412
  32. The Killer Shrews
    266

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bite me
208 - Lost Continent - 3 months ago
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"If you were gonna eat a human body, where would you start?" An interesting question posed by Joel. While stationed in the South Pacific during the big one, my father had a few interactions with admitted cannibals. Pleasant enough until you crossed 'em, they said their favorite part of a human was the hand, in particular the meaty bit around the thumb. No accounting for taste but then we all, at some point, have an attraction for our own thumbs. Something some never seem to outgrow.


ok, let's have it
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Enough with the lists. It's time to step up. What is your #1 favorite MST3k experiment of all time? No foolin.


Before the Chunk Head in Space Mutiny...
524 - 12 to the Moon - 3 months ago
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There was the American Beef Captain of this movie. Here are all his names!
Captain Beef Cliff-Pile.
Sledge Rip-Rock
Tank Concrete Astronaut
Stump HugeLarge
Chunk PileOn
Chunk ManMusk
Sledge FistHammer
Clint StuntHand
Chunk Hard Slab
Chunk IronChest


l.s.m.f.t.
524 - 12 to the Moon - 30 days ago
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thank you much, best rooms to rent Quad Cities, I like it very much


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We're in the middle of a K, D. Kang fantasy.


Guess Mitchell's first name
Forum - about 2 months ago
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In the TV movie "Mitchell", Mitchell's first name is never mentioned. What do you think it is?


601 - Girls Town - about 2 months ago
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Tim Salvo


Literary References
Forum - about 2 months ago
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I was rewatching one of my favorite shorts last night, Young Man's Fancy, and I picked up a riff that somehow had escaped me until then. At one point while the mother and daughter are in the kitchen, mom opens the oven and someone yells out "Syliva?" - obviously a riff on Sylvia Plath. This got me thinking about other great riffs on great writers. A couple of my favorite are:

"Mom's knitting a sweater for William Faulkner!" - Squirm

"Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time..." I forget the episode, but its referencing my personal favorite writer Kurt Vonnegut.

Any other book nerds out there have some favorite literary riffs? Share with the class!


Recent Riffs

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Ya know somethin, doctor? I'm not gonna worry about over-population, just yet.


208 - Lost Continent - 15 days ago
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I'm here, Steve.


506 - Eegah - 27 days ago
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Eegah like get caught in rain.


706 - Laserblast - about 2 months ago
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Well, I've come to where the flavor is, but nothing's happening.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 2 months ago
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Incredible Sexless Girlman tells all in crying jag!


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 2 months ago
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How much affection?
When should I marry?
Know your ointments.
What's that down there?
When he wants it rough.
Procreation not recreation.
Oh, no. Pleasure!
McClintock


610 - The Violent Years - about 2 months ago
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"You're not runnin out'a hot water are ya? I stayed under quite a long time."
WoW


524 - 12 to the Moon - 3 months ago
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"Captain Anderson, I'd like to search deeper, please."
No!


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"Jim and Joe, pick their way upward to the mouth of the cave. One slip..." One pair of panties.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - 3 months ago
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Let's put our balls on the table, shall we?


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Ma, how much farther is that nude beach?


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I heard Batwoman, had quite a lingerie collection. I decided to investigate.