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Otter Rivers
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Otter Rivers - 10 months ago
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You guys ever hear of that old show: "Mystery Science Theater 3,000"?
I like it. Especially the mysteriously scientific theatrics....... ...3,000....


Favorite Episodes

  1. Tormented
    235
  2. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  3. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  4. Crash of the Moons
    180
  5. Prince of Space
    494
  6. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  7. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  8. Lost Continent
    269
  9. Humanoid Woman
    49
  10. The Phantom Planet
    238
  11. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  12. Jungle Goddess
    201
  13. The Hellcats
    126
  14. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  15. The Atomic Brain
    178
  16. First Spaceship on Venus
    169
  17. Stranded in Space
    140
  18. Time of the Apes
    30
  19. Hamlet
    190
  20. The Beatniks
    200
  21. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  22. The Crawling Eye
    283
  23. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  24. The Crawling Hand
    172
  25. Soultaker
    407
  26. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  27. Riding with Death
    426
  28. The Skydivers
    285
  29. The Starfighters
    256
  30. Puma Man
    561
  31. Hobgoblins
    423
  32. The Mole People
    222
  33. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    211
  34. Jack Frost
    368
  35. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  36. The Rebel Set
    170
  37. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  38. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  39. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  40. Being from Another Planet
    206
  41. Cave Dwellers
    466
  42. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  43. The Killer Shrews
    270
  44. The Magic Sword
    217
  45. The Brute Man
    239
  46. The Screaming Skull
    302
  47. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  48. Wild Rebels
    181
  49. Project Moonbase
    125
  50. Master Ninja I
    275
  51. Master Ninja II
    170
  52. High School Big Shot
    203
  53. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  54. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  55. Daddy-O
    264
  56. San Francisco International
    286
  57. The Leech Woman
    255
  58. Operation Double 007
    256
  59. Escape 2000
    286
  60. Devil Fish
    282
  61. Girls Town
    319
  62. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  63. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  64. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  65. The Deadly Bees
    238
  66. Robot Holocaust
    173
  67. Teenage Strangler
    337
  68. The She-Creature
    185
  69. King Dinosaur
    211
  70. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  71. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  72. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  73. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  74. The Creeping Terror
    271
  75. Mitchell
    617
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  77. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  78. The Sinister Urge
    230
  79. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  80. Bride of the Monster
    253
  81. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  82. Diabolik
    225
  83. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  84. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  85. Final Justice
    283
  86. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  88. The Space Children
    193
  89. Fugitive Alien
    351
  90. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  91. Time Chasers
    471
  92. The Touch of Satan
    369
  93. The Human Duplicators
    223
  94. The Day the Earth Froze
    304
  95. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  96. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  97. Squirm
    257
  98. The Slime People
    130
  99. Ring of Terror
    204
  100. Racket Girls
    192
  101. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  102. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  103. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  104. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  105. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  106. Teenage Caveman
    161
  107. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  108. The Violent Years
    181
  109. Hangar 18
    50
  110. Cosmic Princess
    53
  111. City on Fire
    54
  112. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  113. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  114. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  115. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  116. Invaders from the Deep
    43
  117. The Indestructible Man
    168

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816 - Prince of Space - about 6 years ago
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I just noticed that Krankor's men are labeled. There's Z1, Z2. I noticed all the way up to Z10. I guess that looked fancy and strange to them. I'm just wondering what Z stands for.


Forum - over 1 year ago
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What is your least favorite episode of Season 7 (including Venezuela)?


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So this guy is so goopy and soft that a half-ass swing with a butcher knife by an 80lb lady cuts his arm clean off. Yet somehow he's strong enough to pull people's heads off and lift his friend to safety at the end...


Huh, what? 0__o
201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 2 years ago
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Ok.... I know this movie was made in 1950 and that was a whole seven years before Sputnik 1 but... circling the Earth at 3,400 mph? Um, no, that's not even a QUARTER of actual orbital velocity. Just throwing that out there.


Shameless Camel Toe
503 - Swamp Diamonds - 3 months ago
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At 57:25 the platinum blonde chick on the left has the WORST case of camel toe. I'm surprised they would show this on tv even in the 90s haha


803 - The Mole People - 9 months ago
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ROCK LOBSTER !!!!! DOWN! DOWN! DOOOOOWN!!!!!!


Death Match!!!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Ok. Captain Kirk VS Adam West as Batman. No weapons. To the death. .....who wins???


508 - Operation Double 007 - 10 months ago
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You know there's something wrong when the dubbing in your movie is worse than in any Gamera film.....


Fruit By The Bolt.
508 - Operation Double 007 - 10 months ago
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The red suits the bad guys wear towards the end look like they were made out of the same material as cherry edible panties.


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 6 years ago
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Largo's device makes no sense at all.

It uses magnetic waves. Okay, sure. Those exist. And they can have a whole spectrum of properties depending on frequency. An EMP can even disrupt microchips (which was actually the plot of at least one Bond villain). But this thing...

* It somehow causes any metallic device, no matter how simple, to cease functioning. This includes a pistol, which is basically just a tube with explosives in it, set off by a spring mechanism. (Luckily, the good guys somehow have a battalion of trained archers stationed in Munich, ready at a moment's notice to grab bow & quiver and jump on horseback, and they have no problem being commandeered by a woman who, up until that very day, was an enemy agent.)

* Despite using magnets to somehow disable every metallic device in the area, none of those devices are in any other way affected. They're not magnetized, they don't spark... they just stop working.

* And yet the electric generator which is powering the device still works. As do the harpoon guns.

* Somehow, this thing is supposed to help him take over the world? What's the range on it? Do they even say? Seems like he's basically just disabled the weapons and equipment of his own base of operations and the surrounding territory. There's no way it would work worldwide. And even if it did, I don't see how that helps him. Other people have bows and arrows, too, their armies vastly outnumber your forces, and you can't exactly rule the world if you've shut down communications and transportation.

I just don't get it. This is basically just the same plot as It Conquered The Earth, only less plausible.


Not the worst "Bond" film.
508 - Operation Double 007 - 10 months ago
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I am a real bond fan. I know this movie is ridiculous but it's still less ridiculous than "the man with the golden gun".


Recent Riffs

616 - Racket Girls - 3 months ago
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"BOING!!!" . ..You saw my BOING???


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"Birch, birch, birch!"


1013 - Diabolik - 4 months ago
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Great article. I can see you are an expert in your field. I don't usually commenting on blog posts but.... JUST KIDDING !!! GOT YOUUU !!!


1013 - Diabolik - 4 months ago
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EXTREEEEEME organized criiiiiiime!!!


324 - Master Ninja II - 7 months ago
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Bruce Lee press-on nails.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - 9 months ago
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"Alive in a cataleptic state" - Iowa?


101 - The Crawling Eye - 9 months ago
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"Any change?" - No change. A few bills. Went through her purse, Found my comb!


508 - Operation Double 007 - 10 months ago
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"Operation Double 0 Girl scout"


203 - Jungle Goddess - 10 months ago
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...Hats...


902 - The Phantom Planet - 11 months ago
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They're out of ham. Lunch is ruined


902 - The Phantom Planet - 11 months ago
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They really have to cooperate to kill each other


902 - The Phantom Planet - 11 months ago
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Ew. He calls it his "combat rod"? That's disgusting...