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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Violent Years
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  2. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  3. Invasion USA
    191
  4. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  5. Werewolf
    571
  6. The Amazing Transparent Man
    150
  7. The Mole People
    221
  8. Time Chasers
    467
  9. The Starfighters
    255
  10. Jack Frost
    362
  11. Devil Doll
    261
  12. Space Mutiny
    952
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  14. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  16. Bloodlust
    194
  17. Diabolik
    220
  18. Manhunt in Space
    177
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267

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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 8 years ago
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...the takes they make between the cooler of Pearl's love stuff disappearing, or appearing are impressively seamless...more-so than any other series I have ever seen employing the same cinematic effect...I wonder how they managed that...always loved everybody involved with this show, but that's pretty hard to do, and they did it several times...


1004 - Future War - over 8 years ago
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.,..this is almost like a lamer version of battlefield earth...and that's saying something: L. Ron Hubbard was a hack. He started a religion on a bet you know. He is one of those writers that writes a whole lot, but produces nothing but tripe and crap, like stephen king...so, yes, saying this is lamer is saying something, but it's more appealing somehow...


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 8 years ago
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Mike Pipper reminds me of Red Green.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 8 years ago
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radioactivated U 238...a highly potential ingredient for atomic energy...actually, they make it into plutonium, I believe.


911 - Devil Fish - over 8 years ago
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 7 years ago
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The doberman they got to stand with the master when the husband was shooting at him looked rather too sweet to be a hell hound, or an...undead doggy, or...whatever he was suppose to be. Of course the master's mustachio disqualifies him from mastery of any variety, instead relegating him to a life/unlife of sub-mediocre used car sales...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 9 years ago
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Of all the movies MST3K covered, this is the only one that actively angers me... CARBON DATING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 8 years ago
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Aren't there moral implications to riffing Lassie? Who's next, Kermit the Frog? IS NOTHING SACRED?!? :-)


803 - The Mole People - over 8 years ago
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o.O!? Why did they kill her off in the end!? What was thew point of that!?


609 - The Skydivers - over 8 years ago
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So, um...sooo...they put acid in that parachute...then...er...oh. Well, that's one way to approach it: have it do nothing, then never mention it again...yep. One way to go about that there "plot point"


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 8 years ago
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Coulda swore the scruffy private eye at the beginning said "Have you been hearing odd stories about Chuck Barry? Telepathy? The Fourth dimension?" ♫All of these things are unlike the others♫none of these things can be called the same♫


607 - Bloodlust - over 8 years ago
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...public service videos from the fifties and sixties make me want to burn things...


Recent Riffs

810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 8 years ago
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♫The hills are aliiive♫with the smell of thaaat guuuy♫


609 - The Skydivers - over 8 years ago
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♫Sex for sundries is fun♫ everybody! ♫sex for sundries is fun♫


610 - The Violent Years - over 8 years ago
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"A nice little conspiracy, for a nice young man." like Whitewater...


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 8 years ago
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"Who in their right mind would believe a man had returned from the dead?" Only millions of Christians.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Crunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknobs!


607 - Bloodlust - over 8 years ago
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mmm, your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon...


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 8 years ago
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Gotta find a petting zoo. There are times a man needs the touch of a llama.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 8 years ago
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I think it's Tony Musante as a kind of hip Satan who solves crimes


1010 - It Lives by Night - almost 9 years ago
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I was just pimp-slapped by a bat. How the hell am I spose to put THAT on the report?


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Peck Blowfist.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Blast Thickneck. Crunch Buttsteak. Slabs Squatthrust.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Slake Fistcrunch. Buff Hardback. Bob Johnson...wait...