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Thong! The fish are ready!


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602 - Invasion USA - 9 months ago
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All the Communism talk surrounding the film made me think of something... if you can ever get your hands on a U.S. military SERE (Survival, Escape, Evasion, and Resistance) manual from the Cold War era, read the section about resisting propaganda while captured. It's mind-boggling, but basically it's pages and pages telling you: "you have to just ignore everything the Commies tell you. They will make you think Communism is better than our great Democracy if you listen to them. Their arguments will sound extremely logical and reasonable, so you just have to ignore them and keep thinking about how great democracy is." It's actually kind of chilling because it's basically a guide to drowning out their propaganda with our propaganda.


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Ah, the days when body wash wasn't considered manly and men had to be told it was okay to use it by a football player.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 3 years ago
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I ADORE this episode: short of the absence of Joel (we can only imagine what that would have been like) I think it epitomizes the finest work of the Comedy Central era.

The main character is delightful fodder. The voice, the Doctor Strange hairdo, the mannerisms, the way he constantly removes and replaces his glasses: he barely needs riffing at all to be made funny.


602 - Invasion USA - about 8 years ago
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Yeah, I don’t think one missile from a fighter plane is going to take down Hoover Dam.


1101 - Reptilicus - 9 months ago
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Am I the only person who is sick of hearing Patton Oswalt's voice? I've been a MSTie for over 20 years, but as soon as they said he was going to be part of the reboot, I lost all interest. And he does SO MUCH VOICE ACTING. That obnoxious voice is in every show.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 7 years ago
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I'm not the only one who feels like this episode is *extremely* overrated, right?
The host segments are weak to say the least, the riffs fairly standard, and the movie too unbearable. There are so many better episodes! And especially if you're going to introduce someone to MST3K - this is *not* the episode to do it with!


602 - Invasion USA - about 8 years ago
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All those who don’t support pointless military expansionism should DIE!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 8 years ago
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Does anyone else want to grab Tom Servo and just hug him?


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One thing I love about these old movies: the way they pronounce certain words. Examples that come to mind: Santa pronouncing "fuel" as "few-el", and Krankor in Prince of Space pronouncing both of the "Es" in "seen" as "see-en". Was it more common to pronounce every vowel carefully back then?


Suspension of disbelief and single-celled hearts
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I've probably watched this movie 30 times over the course of...say, two decades, since I think this is one of the episodes I had on VHS when I was a kid. I always thought the doctor was trying to explain the "slow-growing heart" thing by saying to -imagine- the heart is only one cell, so it's not multiplying as quickly (exponential growth and all that). But all of the comments here made me go back and rewatch and really listen to the guy. I'll be damned...he really does say that the heart is one cell. That has to be to error on his line read, right?


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 6 years ago
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At 56:32, does Servo ask, "Is he jerking off?" in response to Glen's hand pointing? Joel and Crow seem to respond as if Servo said something surprising! This episode is chock full of suggestive and flat-out naughty riffs! IMO, one of the most risqué Joel era episodes.


408 - Hercules Unchained - 9 months ago
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16:45 This guy is the Toblerone of the classical age.


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816 - Prince of Space - 9 months ago
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"For crying out loud...EACH. OF. YOU. WILL. ENTER. A. SPACE. CAPSULE!!!"