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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 3 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 4 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 4 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 4 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 4 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - over 4 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 4 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 7 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - over 7 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - almost 8 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

  1. Secret Agent Super Dragon
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  2. The Magic Sword
    217
  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  4. Crash of the Moons
    180
  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  6. Puma Man
    557
  7. Alien from L.A.
    290
  8. Hobgoblins
    419
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    261
  10. Hamlet
    187
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  13. The Rebel Set
    169
  14. Pod People
    595
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  19. High School Big Shot
    203
  20. Escape 2000
    286
  21. Operation Double 007
    253
  22. The Unearthly
    212
  23. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  25. Cave Dwellers
    465
  26. Jack Frost
    362
  27. Time Chasers
    467
  28. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  29. It Lives by Night
    181
  30. Future War
    283
  31. Daddy-O
    263
  32. Mitchell
    616
  33. Master Ninja I
    274
  34. First Spaceship on Venus
    167
  35. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  36. 12 to the Moon
    221
  37. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  39. Gorgo
    189
  40. Invasion USA
    191
  41. The Human Duplicators
    222
  42. Being from Another Planet
    204
  43. Hercules Unchained
    198
  44. Bride of the Monster
    251
  45. The Day the Earth Froze
    301
  46. Santa Claus
    315
  47. Racket Girls
    190
  48. Radar Secret Service
    235
  49. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  52. The Crawling Hand
    172
  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  55. Mighty Jack
    181
  56. The Atomic Brain
    179
  57. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  58. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  61. Robot Holocaust
    171
  62. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  63. City Limits
    183
  64. The Phantom Planet
    233
  65. Invaders from the Deep
    42
  66. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  67. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  68. Manos: The Hands of Fate
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What's Next? #4
Forum - 21 days ago
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Rysov Pipple's extremely popular series of forum posts continues to be popular as ever, so with volume 3 getting big, here's the fourth round.

Recalling Rysov's rules:
This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be.

The last riff in #3, from BluePedal: "zzzzzzzzzz....bra snap...toke...bra snap...bra snap...toke"


Forum - over 1 year ago
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Rowsdower Rowsdower rowsey rowsey Rowsdower bibbity bobbity bowsdower sowsy wowsey sowsdower


Forum - 6 days ago
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Better short: A Day at the Fair or A Young Man's Fancy?


UNPOPULAR OPINION?
Forum - 13 days ago
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Does anyone else out there agree with me that the new Netflix MST3K is just not very good? . The movie choices are great and the riffing is....ok. And some of the host segments are pretty remarkable for all the work and practice they must've required. But to me the show just seems over the top. Like its really trying too hard to be bigger and better and faster paced than the original.
. I know most of this is Joel's doing and that still does nothing to soften the blow for me. I watched all the episodes at least twice because I really WANTED to like it.
. There are 2 fan-made mst3k episodes riffing the Gamera movies (Jiger and Viras). These ones are great! They really capture the feel and humor of the first 5 seasons. Check it out if you haven't seen them. Search for "Branzant" on youtube.
. But other than that, everything after Diabolik has been a disappointment.
But I do love RiffTrax, Cinematic Titanic, The Mads, and Film Crew.


Forum - 12 days ago
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Been a while since I swung by the ol' site..
WTF, did the admins die or something?
Commentary all seems to be people trying to score hits on their Hooker website in Delhi, FFS..


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Was fun watching the guys get sweaters from Gypsy and put the wrong ones on. But I was really hoping for a JOIKE continuation.


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Awful film and riffs were not funny.


Long Live Kinga!
1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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Great closing speech. My personal feeling is that Grandma Pearl would be proud (though she'd never admit it).


911 - Devil Fish - over 7 years ago
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Is Mike's opening monologue based on an old TV show opening VO? The words sound familiar, or perhaps I'm losing my grip.

This has to be the least sexy "sexy" movie ever. Possibly--possibly--my favorite MST riff ever: when the scientist removes her glasses and Tom plays the dirty trumpet.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 6 years ago
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So how are killer Octosharks supposed to raise profits? It would make some sense if it was meant to be for a defense contract or something but they didn't even go there.


Recent Riffs

1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Well, there's the problem. Your spider's leakin' transmission fluid."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"I'LL pay the rent!"


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"...And that concludes the quarterly budget meeting."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Man, nothin' like the confidence of a White guy who hasn't accomplished anything."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Where there's smoke, there's a cheap set."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Just 30 more reps and we can go to Pinkberry. C'mon, move those paws!"


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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♫ "The hills are alive with The Fighting Eagle..." ♫


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Well, back to roastin' these plague rats."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Yes, Miss Hannigan."


1206 - Ator - 3 days ago
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"Eat me and get Lyme Disease! HA!!"


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"I'm Daisy. I like poetry, rotten fruit, and flinging my filth!"


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 8 years ago
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♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪

"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."