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Aileen Smithee Isn't Sure *What* This Represents
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Camazotz: The Bat of Des - over 3 years ago
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Gonna have to give me a while for the next installment of the Prehistory.


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - almost 4 years ago
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Hey Aileen, Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for awhile..I still have Jaguar Wong in play also..Figured you saw the threads and probably already knew but us 'Old Folks' sometimes need reminding ;o)


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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I found the JIMM Son of Saturns :o) I have the whole set #1-12...after I finish reading them your welcome to them, if you like? Colan covers and interiors!


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Ok..I'm game..what's the link to the RIFF site..


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Mr. Potroast must be very happy. I flipped it over to the game and it was 4 - 0 already...Wow!


Kent Allard - almost 4 years ago
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Missed you terribly, glad to see you even briefly!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 4 years ago
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Hey Aileen, just wondering how things have been going for you and all. I don't come on the Club very often anymore but occasionally check in to see if any of the Old Gang is still alive. Hope all is well and don't be such a stranger :) BTW, in case you were scratching your head and going who the heck is Jaguar Wong(it's me Phantom Chicken)


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So long, and thanks for all the Aileen Smithee.


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Hello Aileen. Just wanted to stop by and say I'm sorry that everyone seemed to misconstrue your points about Pearl-hate and sexism. Personally, I agree that it is suspect when people say "she ain't funny" and can't back it up. If people have reasons for not liking her or the Sci-fi era, I respectfully disagree. But I have no respect for knee-jerk reactions that are always unexamined but frequently espoused.


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So I get the impression that you like both hip-hop and cubism. I was just looking for a topic to blog about for one of my web marketing clients, and I thought you might find this interesting:

http://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/14/07/p4687666/picassoul-classic-art-meets-urban-streetwear


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Hey, keep meaning 2 check in on u... Your absence is conspicuous & concerning. I'm hoping u r just planting & harvesting & cooking & preparing 4 a big ol party 4 all of us MSTIES...but...

Seriously, let us know u r ok, please? Hope all is wonderful your way so wonderful u just dont have time 4 us here!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 7 years ago
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Really enjoyed Space Mutiny Day! ~Phantom Chicken~


Classicats - about 7 years ago
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You seem to have had a great idea, Clang. Everyone's getting way into Space Mutiny Day. I've been cracking up at the names and the posts since this morning.


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That was a lot of fun, Aileen!
I'm letting you have the last word. :)


Russ "Screw You, Greenland" Fry - over 7 years ago
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I was watching 'Teenage Crimewave' the other night after the 'kishka' posting and noticed Mike singing something about "who stole my kishka" at the beginning of the space deli sketch... I looked it up and found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmLXrMv4-c
Ha, yeah, you're welcome ; )


Favorite Episodes

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  2. The Magic Sword
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  3. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  4. Crash of the Moons
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  5. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  6. Puma Man
    552
  7. Alien from L.A.
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  8. Hobgoblins
    417
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
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  10. Hamlet
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  11. War of the Colossal Beast
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  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  13. The Rebel Set
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  14. Pod People
    592
  15. The Corpse Vanishes
    160
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  17. Last of the Wild Horses
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  18. The Giant Spider Invasion
    375
  19. High School Big Shot
    200
  20. Escape 2000
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  21. Operation Double 007
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  22. The Unearthly
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  23. Monster A-Go Go
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  24. I Accuse My Parents
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  25. Cave Dwellers
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  26. Jack Frost
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  27. Time Chasers
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  28. Track of the Moon Beast
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  29. It Lives by Night
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  30. Future War
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  31. Daddy-O
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  32. Mitchell
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  33. Master Ninja I
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  34. First Spaceship on Venus
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  35. Warrior of the Lost World
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  36. 12 to the Moon
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  37. The Dead Talk Back
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  38. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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  39. Gorgo
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  40. Invasion USA
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  41. The Human Duplicators
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  42. Being from Another Planet
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  43. Hercules Unchained
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  44. Bride of the Monster
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  45. The Day the Earth Froze
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  46. Santa Claus
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  47. Racket Girls
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  48. Radar Secret Service
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  49. Night of the Blood Beast
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  50. The Beast of Yucca Flats
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  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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  52. The Crawling Hand
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  53. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  54. Hercules Against the Moon Men
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  55. Mighty Jack
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  56. The Atomic Brain
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  57. The Sword and the Dragon
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  58. Zombie Nightmare
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  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
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  60. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  61. Robot Holocaust
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  62. The Giant Gila Monster
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  63. City Limits
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  64. The Phantom Planet
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  65. Invaders from the Deep
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  66. Swamp Diamonds
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Another Gamera!
Forum - 5 days ago
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So apparently, one of the movies they'll be riffing in season 13 is a Gamera feature, and I have to admit that this is the first time I've been a little excited about this new attempt. I liked the riffing on the Gamera movies and this is a new one!


Any Updates On MSTies?
Forum - 12 days ago
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Has Anyone Heard From Jet Jaguar Or Stephen Lately? Last I Heard From JJ Was About 7 Months Ago. I Told Him To Keep The Faith, Life Happens. Our Youngest Granddaughter @ 28 Is Presently Hospitalized With Lupus And Some Other Rare Blood Diseases. This Came Out Of Nowhere And Her Prognosis Is Poor. Life Is Short Folks, Tomorrow Isn't Guaranteed. Life Really Is A Gift.


Kickstarter Final Stretch
Forum - 9 days ago
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The campaign has passed $5 million, with about $450k to go for the full goal. What larks, Pip!


The return of Joel Robinson!
Forum - 23 days ago
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I posted this in the (rather long) thread about the Kickstarter, but the news that Joel will brush the dust off his Gizmonic Institute jumpsuit if the campaign hits the 9 episode mark ($4.4 million) is BIG NEWS in itself!
I guess that means that the other 8 episode will be shared 50/50 by Emily and Jonah, but the bots' daddy is coming home! I guess that hot fish shop in Osseo didn't work out so well and he's just a jobbing victim these days.


Free movie night with Mary Jo!
Forum - 22 days ago
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Mary Jo posted this on Twitter today:

It's Movie Jo Night with Mary Jo Pehl! Sunday, April 25, 7 CT. Join me for a movie watch party: "Evil Brain From Outer Space." We've tried this twice, working out the platform to no avail. NOW WE ARE GOOD TO GO!! To show our appreciation, IT'S FREE!!

https://sidestream.com/detail/stream/e046d12d-dfb2-40fa-92e6-86e2a2df38d1


Recent Riffs

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"I'm Daisy. I like poetry, rotten fruit, and flinging my filth!"


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 8 years ago
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♪ "...We got a mighty convoy/Ain't it a beautiful sight..." ♪

"That's my favorite C.W. McCall song."


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 8 years ago
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"They love it when he signals a left turn!"


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 8 years ago
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"Oh, Bosh!"

"Oh, Hieronymus!"


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 8 years ago
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"What's this?! Femme Fatales dancing Dervishly to tantalize our Dynamic Duo?"


303 - Pod People - over 6 years ago
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"So, what can I get you? Ouzo? Vodka? Sambuca? Pernod? Frangelica? Blue Curacao? Glenmorangie? B&B? Hennessy? Tanqueray? 100-Year-Old Brandy?"


107 - Robot Monster - about 8 years ago
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"This is Buddhist: You create us to suffer!"


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 8 years ago
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"She's wearing a good, Republican cloth coat."


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 8 years ago
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"Oh, that Bob Dornan!" [chuckle]


808 - The She-Creature - about 8 years ago
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"The only person who can save our country is Rufus T. Firefly!"


207 - Wild Rebels - about 8 years ago
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"Hey, lookit' all those books up there: Leaves of Grass, Trump: The Art of the Deal, Mein Kampf, The Essays of Pat Buchanan..."


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"Rose'bud..."