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NS - over 7 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


NS - almost 8 years ago
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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    221
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290
  3. Alien from L.A.
    290
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    150
  6. Angels' Revenge
    222
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180
  8. The Atomic Brain
    179
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  12. The Beatniks
    199
  13. Beginning of the End
    290
  14. Being from Another Planet
    204
  15. The Black Scorpion
    134
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    222
  17. Bloodlust
    194
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    357
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  20. Bride of the Monster
    251
  21. The Brute Man
    233
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  23. Catalina Caper
    290
  24. Cave Dwellers
    465
  25. City Limits
    183
  26. City on Fire
    53
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    200
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  30. Cosmic Princess
    52
  31. Crash of the Moons
    180
  32. The Crawling Eye
    280
  33. The Crawling Hand
    172
  34. The Creeping Terror
    271
  35. Daddy-O
    263
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    301
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  39. The Deadly Bees
    237
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  42. Devil Doll
    261
  43. Devil Fish
    279
  44. Diabolik
    220
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  46. Eegah
    417
  47. Escape 2000
    286
  48. Final Justice
    280
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    237
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    167
  52. Fugitive Alien
    29
  53. Fugitive Alien
    349
  54. Future War
    283
  55. Gamera
    44
  56. Gamera
    268
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    55
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    27
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    31
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  69. Girls Town
    315
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  72. Gorgo
    189
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    67
  74. Gunslinger
    173
  75. Hamlet
    187
  76. Hangar 18
    50
  77. The Hellcats
    125
  78. Hercules
    161
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  81. Hercules Unchained
    198
  82. High School Big Shot
    203
  83. Hobgoblins
    419
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  86. The Human Duplicators
    222
  87. Humanoid Woman
    49
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  92. The Indestructible Man
    163
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    42
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    256
  95. Invasion USA
    191
  96. It Conquered the World
    301
  97. It Lives by Night
    181
  98. Jack Frost
    362
  99. Jungle Goddess
    201
  100. The Killer Shrews
    270
  101. King Dinosaur
    211
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  103. Laserblast
    426
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  105. The Last Chase
    40
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  107. The Leech Woman
    255
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    51
  109. Lost Continent
    266
  110. The Mad Monster
    149
  111. The Magic Sword
    217
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  113. Manhunt in Space
    177
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  115. Master Ninja I
    274
  116. Master Ninja II
    168
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  118. Mighty Jack
    35
  119. Mighty Jack
    181
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  121. Mitchell
    616
  122. The Mole People
    221
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  124. Moon Zero Two
    219
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  126. Operation Double 007
    253
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    311
  130. The Phantom Planet
    233
  131. Phase IV
    65
  132. Pod People
    595
  133. Prince of Space
    490
  134. Project Moonbase
    125
  135. The Projected Man
    212
  136. Puma Man
    557
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    284
  138. Racket Girls
    190
  139. Radar Secret Service
    235
  140. The Rebel Set
    169
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  144. Riding with Death
    424
  145. Ring of Terror
    204
  146. Robot Holocaust
    171
  147. Robot Monster
    160
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    164
  150. Rocketship X-M
    303
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  152. San Francisco International
    283
  153. Santa Claus
    315
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  155. The Screaming Skull
    300
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  157. The She-Creature
    184
  158. The Sidehackers
    222
  159. The Sinister Urge
    227
  160. The Skydivers
    284
  161. The Slime People
    130
  162. Soultaker
    405
  163. The Space Children
    192
  164. Space Mutiny
    952
  165. Space Travelers
    159
  166. Squirm
    257
  167. SST: Death Flight
    83
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    17
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  170. The Starfighters
    255
  171. Stranded in Space
    139
  172. Superdome
    47
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  175. Teenage Caveman
    159
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  177. Teenage Strangler
    336
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    261
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    222
  181. Time Chasers
    467
  182. Time of the Apes
    29
  183. Time of the Apes
    297
  184. Tormented
    233
  185. The Touch of Satan
    366
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  187. The Undead
    254
  188. The Unearthly
    212
  189. Untamed Youth
    144
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  191. Village of the Giants
    209
  192. The Violent Years
    179
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  195. Werewolf
    571
  196. Wild Rebels
    180
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    326

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1004 - Future War - over 9 years ago
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This is bad. Very, very bad. Most bad movies have some redeeming quality lurking among all the bad-- a good actor slumming it, a supporting character who steals the show, an amusing one-liner, an audaciously unusual monster. Not this movie. It is uniformly bad. It is a homogenous mixture of badness, cardboard, and plaid. Even that guy from Soultaker-- the one with the face-- can't save it. Bad, bad, bad.

And yet, somehow, the crew manages to make a good episode out of it. Go fig.


K20 - The Last Chase - over 9 years ago
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At last, somebody had the moral fiber to speak out against the eeeevil of inexpensive, non-polluting public transportation!
And wow, Burgess Meredith really was in everything for a while there.


K16 - City on Fire - over 6 years ago
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This movie is SO dark. I actually found a couple of scenes disturbing. The crispy critters have some really good makeup effects, and the CPR scene on the person going into shock and vomiting is just brutal. The movie was actually good at what it was trying to be, and seemed to outshine the riffing. I'd daresay even the crew was pretty staggered by the last half of the film, as they got pretty quiet as well.


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


808 - The She-Creature - over 9 years ago
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I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 9 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 9 years ago
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Servo's voice changes, and not a moment too soon; meanwhile, we get a taste of Weinstein's full range.


706 - Laserblast - over 9 years ago
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 9 years ago
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Wow, Servo's really shouty in this one. Murphy probably had the worst sore throat by the end of that week.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 9 years ago
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Maybe I'm just burnt out on zombies, but this episode didn't do much for me. I wish the Brains had riffed on "Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare," another bizarre little microbudget Canadian horror flick starring Jon-Mikl Thor's nipples.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 8 years ago
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Sargassum!


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 8 years ago
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Even after watching this episode over and over again in tiny chunks, it never stops being funny. You can find a transcript here and an explanation of nearly all of the references here.


Recent Riffs

515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 8 years ago
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END! END!


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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 9 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 9 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 9 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - over 9 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 9 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 9 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 7 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 9 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - over 9 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.