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NS - over 7 years ago
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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    223
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  3. Alien from L.A.
    295
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    220
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  6. Angels' Revenge
    224
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  8. The Atomic Brain
    179
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    229
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    271
  12. The Beatniks
    202
  13. Beginning of the End
    292
  14. Being from Another Planet
    206
  15. The Black Scorpion
    135
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    226
  17. Bloodlust
    197
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    364
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    366
  20. Bride of the Monster
    255
  21. The Brute Man
    239
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  23. Catalina Caper
    296
  24. Cave Dwellers
    469
  25. City Limits
    184
  26. City on Fire
    54
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    198
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    164
  30. Cosmic Princess
    53
  31. Crash of the Moons
    181
  32. The Crawling Eye
    285
  33. The Crawling Hand
    173
  34. The Creeping Terror
    272
  35. Daddy-O
    265
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    306
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    295
  39. The Deadly Bees
    242
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    240
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    359
  42. Devil Doll
    264
  43. Devil Fish
    284
  44. Diabolik
    225
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    219
  46. Eegah
    417
  47. Escape 2000
    286
  48. Final Justice
    283
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    239
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    170
  52. Fugitive Alien
    29
  53. Fugitive Alien
    352
  54. Future War
    288
  55. Gamera
    45
  56. Gamera
    271
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    55
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    187
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    162
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    27
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    275
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    31
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    189
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    278
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    381
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    243
  69. Girls Town
    320
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    344
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  72. Gorgo
    188
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    67
  74. Gunslinger
    173
  75. Hamlet
    190
  76. Hangar 18
    50
  77. The Hellcats
    128
  78. Hercules
    165
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  81. Hercules Unchained
    205
  82. High School Big Shot
    203
  83. Hobgoblins
    424
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    343
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    247
  86. The Human Duplicators
    224
  87. Humanoid Woman
    49
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  92. The Indestructible Man
    169
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    43
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  95. Invasion USA
    190
  96. It Conquered the World
    304
  97. It Lives by Night
    185
  98. Jack Frost
    371
  99. Jungle Goddess
    202
  100. The Killer Shrews
    270
  101. King Dinosaur
    212
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  103. Laserblast
    430
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  105. The Last Chase
    40
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    174
  107. The Leech Woman
    256
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    53
  109. Lost Continent
    270
  110. The Mad Monster
    150
  111. The Magic Sword
    219
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    234
  113. Manhunt in Space
    177
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    729
  115. Master Ninja I
    278
  116. Master Ninja II
    172
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    350
  118. Mighty Jack
    36
  119. Mighty Jack
    183
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    33
  121. Mitchell
    619
  122. The Mole People
    224
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    368
  124. Moon Zero Two
    222
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    345
  126. Operation Double 007
    256
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    341
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    458
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    314
  130. The Phantom Planet
    238
  131. Phase IV
    66
  132. Pod People
    599
  133. Prince of Space
    498
  134. Project Moonbase
    125
  135. The Projected Man
    216
  136. Puma Man
    563
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    289
  138. Racket Girls
    193
  139. Radar Secret Service
    238
  140. The Rebel Set
    171
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    246
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  144. Riding with Death
    428
  145. Ring of Terror
    208
  146. Robot Holocaust
    173
  147. Robot Monster
    161
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    211
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  150. Rocketship X-M
    304
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  152. San Francisco International
    289
  153. Santa Claus
    319
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    321
  155. The Screaming Skull
    303
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    235
  157. The She-Creature
    185
  158. The Sidehackers
    224
  159. The Sinister Urge
    230
  160. The Skydivers
    288
  161. The Slime People
    130
  162. Soultaker
    408
  163. The Space Children
    196
  164. Space Mutiny
    965
  165. Space Travelers
    160
  166. Squirm
    257
  167. SST: Death Flight
    83
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    17
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    270
  170. The Starfighters
    256
  171. Stranded in Space
    141
  172. Superdome
    47
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  175. Teenage Caveman
    161
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    199
  177. Teenage Strangler
    340
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    225
  181. Time Chasers
    472
  182. Time of the Apes
    31
  183. Time of the Apes
    297
  184. Tormented
    237
  185. The Touch of Satan
    371
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    310
  187. The Undead
    257
  188. The Unearthly
    213
  189. Untamed Youth
    146
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  191. Village of the Giants
    208
  192. The Violent Years
    181
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    357
  195. Werewolf
    577
  196. Wild Rebels
    183
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    246
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    331

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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 9 years ago
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Maybe I'm just burnt out on zombies, but this episode didn't do much for me. I wish the Brains had riffed on "Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare," another bizarre little microbudget Canadian horror flick starring Jon-Mikl Thor's nipples.


415 - The Beatniks - over 9 years ago
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Unless I'm mistaken, this is Mary Jo Pehl's first outing as Magic Voice (previously played by Alex Carr).


207 - Wild Rebels - almost 10 years ago
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"That noise" is a non-lexical vocative with a glottal stop.


Forum - almost 10 years ago
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Skits You Just Don't Get


1004 - Future War - almost 10 years ago
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This is bad. Very, very bad. Most bad movies have some redeeming quality lurking among all the bad-- a good actor slumming it, a supporting character who steals the show, an amusing one-liner, an audaciously unusual monster. Not this movie. It is uniformly bad. It is a homogenous mixture of badness, cardboard, and plaid. Even that guy from Soultaker-- the one with the face-- can't save it. Bad, bad, bad.

And yet, somehow, the crew manages to make a good episode out of it. Go fig.


K20 - The Last Chase - over 9 years ago
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At last, somebody had the moral fiber to speak out against the eeeevil of inexpensive, non-polluting public transportation!
And wow, Burgess Meredith really was in everything for a while there.


K16 - City on Fire - almost 7 years ago
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This movie is SO dark. I actually found a couple of scenes disturbing. The crispy critters have some really good makeup effects, and the CPR scene on the person going into shock and vomiting is just brutal. The movie was actually good at what it was trying to be, and seemed to outshine the riffing. I'd daresay even the crew was pretty staggered by the last half of the film, as they got pretty quiet as well.


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


808 - The She-Creature - almost 10 years ago
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I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 10 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 9 years ago
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Servo's voice changes, and not a moment too soon; meanwhile, we get a taste of Weinstein's full range.


706 - Laserblast - almost 10 years ago
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


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END! END!


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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 9 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 9 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - over 9 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 10 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 9 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - about 8 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 9 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - over 9 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.