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Inspired by Pika's thread, I'm going to write a limerick for every episode, alphabetically. Watch this space.


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Favorite Episodes

  1. 12 to the Moon
    219
  2. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  3. Alien from L.A.
    286
  4. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  5. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  6. Angels' Revenge
    218
  7. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  8. The Atomic Brain
    176
  9. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  12. The Beatniks
    196
  13. Beginning of the End
    286
  14. Being from Another Planet
    201
  15. The Black Scorpion
    133
  16. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  17. Bloodlust
    193
  18. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  19. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  20. Bride of the Monster
    247
  21. The Brute Man
    230
  22. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  23. Catalina Caper
    286
  24. Cave Dwellers
    463
  25. City Limits
    181
  26. City on Fire
    52
  27. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  28. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  29. The Corpse Vanishes
    160
  30. Cosmic Princess
    52
  31. Crash of the Moons
    178
  32. The Crawling Eye
    278
  33. The Crawling Hand
    171
  34. The Creeping Terror
    267
  35. Daddy-O
    260
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  38. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  39. The Deadly Bees
    233
  40. The Deadly Mantis
    233
  41. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  42. Devil Doll
    259
  43. Devil Fish
    275
  44. Diabolik
    219
  45. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  46. Eegah
    412
  47. Escape 2000
    278
  48. Final Justice
    278
  49. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  50. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  51. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  52. Fugitive Alien
    28
  53. Fugitive Alien
    345
  54. Future War
    281
  55. Gamera
    44
  56. Gamera
    263
  57. Gamera vs. Barugon
    55
  58. Gamera vs. Barugon
    179
  59. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  60. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  61. Gamera vs. Guiron
    27
  62. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  63. Gamera vs. Zigra
    31
  64. Gamera vs. Zigra
    185
  65. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  66. The Giant Spider Invasion
    375
  67. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  69. Girls Town
    307
  70. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  71. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  72. Gorgo
    186
  73. Pilot - The Green Slime
    67
  74. Gunslinger
    171
  75. Hamlet
    186
  76. Hangar 18
    50
  77. The Hellcats
    122
  78. Hercules
    160
  79. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  80. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  81. Hercules Unchained
    196
  82. High School Big Shot
    200
  83. Hobgoblins
    417
  84. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  85. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  86. The Human Duplicators
    216
  87. Humanoid Woman
    49
  88. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  89. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  90. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  91. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  92. The Indestructible Man
    162
  93. Invaders from the Deep
    42
  94. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  95. Invasion USA
    188
  96. It Conquered the World
    299
  97. It Lives by Night
    179
  98. Jack Frost
    358
  99. Jungle Goddess
    199
  100. The Killer Shrews
    266
  101. King Dinosaur
    209
  102. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  103. Laserblast
    422
  104. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  105. The Last Chase
    40
  106. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  107. The Leech Woman
    251
  108. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    51
  109. Lost Continent
    263
  110. The Mad Monster
    149
  111. The Magic Sword
    213
  112. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  113. Manhunt in Space
    175
  114. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  115. Master Ninja I
    273
  116. Master Ninja II
    167
  117. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  118. Mighty Jack
    35
  119. Mighty Jack
    179
  120. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  121. Mitchell
    612
  122. The Mole People
    217
  123. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  124. Moon Zero Two
    215
  125. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  126. Operation Double 007
    247
  127. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  128. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  129. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    305
  130. The Phantom Planet
    232
  131. Phase IV
    65
  132. Pod People
    592
  133. Prince of Space
    488
  134. Project Moonbase
    123
  135. The Projected Man
    212
  136. Puma Man
    552
  137. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  138. Racket Girls
    186
  139. Radar Secret Service
    234
  140. The Rebel Set
    167
  141. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  142. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  143. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    37
  144. Riding with Death
    420
  145. Ring of Terror
    201
  146. Robot Holocaust
    169
  147. Robot Monster
    160
  148. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  149. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  150. Rocketship X-M
    301
  151. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  152. San Francisco International
    279
  153. Santa Claus
    312
  154. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  155. The Screaming Skull
    295
  156. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  157. The She-Creature
    180
  158. The Sidehackers
    222
  159. The Sinister Urge
    223
  160. The Skydivers
    279
  161. The Slime People
    127
  162. Soultaker
    400
  163. The Space Children
    190
  164. Space Mutiny
    946
  165. Space Travelers
    158
  166. Squirm
    254
  167. SST: Death Flight
    83
  168. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    17
  169. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  170. The Starfighters
    252
  171. Stranded in Space
    135
  172. Superdome
    47
  173. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  174. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  175. Teenage Caveman
    156
  176. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  177. Teenage Strangler
    332
  178. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  179. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  180. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  181. Time Chasers
    465
  182. Time of the Apes
    29
  183. Time of the Apes
    294
  184. Tormented
    229
  185. The Touch of Satan
    360
  186. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  187. The Undead
    250
  188. The Unearthly
    209
  189. Untamed Youth
    143
  190. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  191. Village of the Giants
    205
  192. The Violent Years
    177
  193. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  194. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  195. Werewolf
    567
  196. Wild Rebels
    177
  197. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  198. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  199. Zombie Nightmare
    324

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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


808 - The She-Creature - about 9 years ago
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I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 9 years ago
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At least The Creeping Terror got its title half right. The Terror From the Year 5000 doesn't just fail to terrify, but it actually comes from the year 5200. Tisk tisk. Observer musical number in the middle makes it worthwhile.


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 9 years ago
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Servo's voice changes, and not a moment too soon; meanwhile, we get a taste of Weinstein's full range.


706 - Laserblast - about 9 years ago
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This was very nearly the last episode of MST3K ever. On the one hand, this would have meant ending the series on a high note; on the other, we'd have missed out on Bobo, Brain Guy, and all the great stuff from the next three seasons.
Highlights include Mike becoming a Starfleet captain, ineffectual claymation aliens, and a special guest appearance by Trace Beaulieu's real-life father.


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 9 years ago
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Wow, Servo's really shouty in this one. Murphy probably had the worst sore throat by the end of that week.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 9 years ago
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Maybe I'm just burnt out on zombies, but this episode didn't do much for me. I wish the Brains had riffed on "Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare," another bizarre little microbudget Canadian horror flick starring Jon-Mikl Thor's nipples.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 8 years ago
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Sargassum!


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
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Even after watching this episode over and over again in tiny chunks, it never stops being funny. You can find a transcript here and an explanation of nearly all of the references here.


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 9 years ago
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Hey, wait! Dr. Forrester already called Joel "Boobie"!
Geez, those robots would die if they ever saw Linkara's show.


Forum - about 9 years ago
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I love the new previous/next episode buttons and the show/hide shorts feature... and the whole site, really. You're doing a great job!


K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 9 years ago
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Under different circumstances, I think "Go to the astra" could have been the companion piece to "Leave the Bronx."


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END! END!


K18 - The Million Eyes of Sumuru - almost 9 years ago
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It's turning into a T&A film.
Terrible & Awful?


K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 9 years ago
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This is corny. They're corn Czechs!


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - almost 9 years ago
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You'd be less conspicuous without the gun and the money...


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 9 years ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Individual fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central or South America.


607 - Bloodlust - about 9 years ago
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I wish they'd invent computers so I'd have somewhere to belong.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 9 years ago
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Aw, merde; mon pied!


622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 9 years ago
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We're thinking of opening a fascist petting zoo.


107 - Robot Monster - over 7 years ago
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Is this the end of the film, Joel?
I don't think it is.
Have you ever had a déjà vu, Joel?


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 9 years ago
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I've got to find a petting zoo. There are times when a man just needs the touch of a llama.


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Mike, is that lady sick?
I hope so.


K15 - Superdome - almost 9 years ago
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There's a livery service?
Just in case anybody gets pregnant.