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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
  2. Prince of Space
  3. Space Mutiny
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
  5. Puma Man
  6. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
  7. Pod People
  8. I Accuse My Parents
  9. Riding with Death
  10. Time Chasers
  11. Invasion of the Neptune Men
  12. Fugitive Alien
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
  14. The Girl in Lovers Lane
  15. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
  16. Time of the Apes
  17. The Day the Earth Froze
  18. Gamera vs. Guiron
  19. Jack Frost
  20. Angels' Revenge
  21. Danger! Death Ray
  22. Werewolf
  23. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
  24. San Francisco International
  25. Hobgoblins
  26. Parts: The Clonus Horror
  27. Eegah
  28. It Conquered the World
  29. Mitchell
  30. The Skydivers
  31. Space Travelers
  32. Operation Double 007
  33. Stranded in Space
  34. Teenage Caveman
  35. Crash of the Moons
  36. The Sidehackers
  37. The Sword and the Dragon
  38. The Undead
  39. The Rebel Set
  40. Secret Agent Super Dragon
  41. Manhunt in Space
  42. Teenage Strangler
  43. Kitten with a Whip
  44. Beginning of the End
  45. The Beatniks
  46. The Sinister Urge
  47. Radar Secret Service
  48. The Amazing Transparent Man
  49. Squirm
  50. Track of the Moon Beast

Recent Comments with recent replies

815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 7 years ago
10 laughs

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This is random, but I've begun putting on an episode of MST3K when I start exercising. That really emphasized the blandness of this episode for me; I could job half a mile on the treadmill between plot points.

While Mike and the bots over-do it a little bit with making fun of the pacing, the amount of padding in this episode is just awful. There are so many instances of just watching vehicles driving under the speed limit, and people walking across the room in order to do one thing, and then walking back across the room.

518 - The Atomic Brain - over 8 years ago
6 laughs

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City Council member from the short: "Mr. Ferguson is right, and these kids are right, too." Basically all Mr. Ferguson said was that he invited the kids there, and then introduced them, and all the kids had said was, "You guys talk about teenagers as if we're all a bunch of freaks." So it's really confusing what he's agreeing with-I expected the kids to actually have something to say after all the drama of the chase scene to the courthouse. Then they had no idea what to say-guess they didn't think that one through.

508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 9 years ago
5 laughs

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Say what you will about Neil Connery’s performance here; it was still superior to the time brother Sean totally “mailed it in” on First Knight.

806 - The Undead - over 8 years ago
4 laughs

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This would actually be a decent, if melodramatic, movie if they ditched the completely awful frame narrative. But then I suppose Ol' Corman realized he'd written himself into a corner at some point.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 8 years ago
7 laughs

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I just realized i've never actually seen this one before. Every time I see the title, I think it's "Girl's Town," and get it confused. Interesting, a new episode!

423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 8 years ago
6 laughs

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Okay, I just watched "Ed Wood," (starring Johnny Depp) so now i absolutely HAVE to watch this. It'll be a little sad to see Bela Lugosi, but the humor will override that.

516 - Alien from L.A. - about 7 years ago
0 laughs

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Ok. Atlantis went down anywhere from 9,000 to 1,600 BC. At the time, what little English that existed was a purely Germanic language. It took Roman invasion for Latin to begin to effect English and eventual invasion of France and other romance based languages to further modify the actual words used in the language for Modern English to evolve. We still used sentence structure based on the original Germanic structure of the language, but were far more influenced in terminology by the Latin based languages. And the Australian form of the language did not begin to evolve until the early 1800s. So tell me. Please. HOW THE HELL DID A SOCIETY THAT SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD IN at the least 1600 BC FIRST OF ALL LEARN ENGLISH AND SECOND OF ALL SPEAK IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT????????????????????????? (and a bad australian accent, at that) Just had to ask that question.

516 - Alien from L.A. - over 8 years ago
2 laughs

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That scene at the end with her ex-boyfriend really bugs me. At the beginning she's everything that's unhealthy in a woman-she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere. It's not just that she's afraid of flying. So she gets clingy when he tries to break up with her, telling him, "I'll change, tell me what to fix and I'll fix it," which is clingy and unhealthy. She needed to focus on herself a bit more and accept the person she was, and he was smart to recognize that he was not compatible with the person she was, and wouldn't try to make her change.

Then, of course, she does change. She grows more self-confident, she found an ability to travel and a sense of adventure, which might make her a good fit for this guy. But somehow he comes off as immature there, and she's somehow too good for him. It's like she's getting revenge for him for not deciding to control her life and tell her who to be. Weird.

315 - Teenage Caveman - over 8 years ago
5 laughs

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This film actually was not too bad. I actually got drawn into the plot. Robert Vaughn is a solid lead actor and the story is fairly solid. Some tweaks could have made this a good film:

1) You'll accept some bad science as acceptable breaks for reality for story contrivances, but the coda talked about monsters and dinosaurs having come back, for no reason at all. I'd have taken the radioactive long-lived anthropologists as tragic and a key plot figure if not the rest of the garbage.

2) The message speech at the end was way too sanctimonious. Need to dial that back a bit.

3) Too much padding with scenes of people just wandering around, or chasing stuff with no purpose. Some of that can be effective and artistic, but only when there's an actual point to it, which isn't here. Less of that, and more development of relationships between characters would have helped.

4) Silly usage of stock footage...but that's unavoidable to some degree with the budgeting.

5) The accents....eesh. Something that stands out a bit less to our ears and is more consistent among the cast should be a goal.

6) Those dogs really needed to look much less like pets.

511 - Gunslinger - over 8 years ago
11 laughs

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I like how no one was even slightly perturbed that she pulled out a gun at the funeral and shot a man in cold blood. They were all like, "Oh, who was that guy? Whatever, he's dead now."

Watching this makes me think
2 laughs

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The original was probably a pretty fun little sci-fi series. It makes me think of Battlestar Galactica. You can make out the individual episodes: This one starts with the crew on a mission where they venture too close to a black hole and then their engines shut down near a star. Then there's the episode where the crew finishes up their mission by infiltrating the enemy base and blowing up their superweapon.

It's hard to make out the last fifteen minutes though. Maybe that's one super-compressed episode, or maybe it's multiple episodes. Like, the "fake-mother" plot could be one episode, and then the return to Valnastar to take out the Star Wolves is a big climactic series-ender.

That telegram....
516 - Alien from L.A. - over 6 years ago
7 laughs

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She gets a telegram saying, "You Father is dead. He fell down a bottomless pit." 1) who determined (and how?) that it was bottomless? & 2) If it's ACTUALLY bottomless he shouldn't be dead, he should still be falling.

Recent Riffs

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 8 years ago
3 laughs


Oh, sorry, didn't know you were posing for a romance novel.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 8 years ago
3 laughs


Come on kid, I'll take you home...-oh.

821 - Time Chasers - almost 9 years ago
5 laughs


I never liked the citizens and officials of stupid Rutland, Vermont! This is just the nail in the coffin as far as I'm concerned!

620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 9 years ago
7 laughs


Why have you taken me to the Peterson's bathroom!?

515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 9 years ago
11 laughs


Where exactly in Europe am I from?