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Fredrick Stafford
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Gregg Hammerquist - over 7 years ago
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Conservative, huh? We'll get along.


Fredrick Stafford - almost 8 years ago
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"Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding." - Mahatma Gandhi


Fredrick Stafford - about 8 years ago
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Ever live rent free inside someone’s head? They become unhinged and lapse into bizarre fits of egotistical judgmental passive-aggressive rage; sad really. Well, it’s kinda funny too. =)


Fredrick Stafford - about 8 years ago
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"Think you can take me? Well, go ahead on. It's your move." - Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, 1008 - Final Justice


Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    616
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  3. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    357
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  5. Master Ninja I
    274
  6. Master Ninja II
    168
  7. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  8. Werewolf
    571
  9. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290

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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 8 years ago
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Serious Comment: Nearly 20 years later, every political issue mentioned in the
Supercalifragilisticexpealiwacky sketch is still current and totally unresolved!

Non-Serious Comment: So IHOP waiter Ilja pulls a sword on Crow for asking for a ham substitution, big deal! Just try asking a surly nicotine jonesing Denny’s server at 3am for an extra pack of grape jelly!


1008 - Final Justice - over 8 years ago
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I don’t know guys; I think Joe Don Baker gets the last laugh on us. The same year this came out he also had a major role in Fletch. So for 1985 he can claim lasting notoriety in a true classic comedy AND a free trip to Malta!


305 - Stranded in Space - over 8 years ago
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Understandably this series pilot was not picked up in 1973, yet Buddy Ebsens’s unwatchable Barnaby Jones was? Eight seasons of basically an older version of Glenn Corbett (who by the way appeared in two episodes of Barnaby Jones) sleepwalking through tepid plots; nice job ’73 season!


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 8 years ago
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Man, tough week for Dr. Ned Jackson! There he was cruising along all fat and sassy as chief paleontologist in D.C. and seemingly just about to close the deal with sexy magazine chick Marge, when a deadly Mantis shows up followed by a smooth talking Air Force Colonel. Next thing you know he’s just a tag along third wheel asked to hold the camera! Damn bugs!


705 - Escape 2000 - over 8 years ago
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Hmm…ok I think I understand. There was no actual plot just a little plot-lette for us to fill out. Got it.

So the hero was the Valerie Bertinelli dude…I mean the crusading vampiress reporter…or um the mercenary guy with the pyromaniac “son” who looks nothing like him…

Our villain was the president of the…no it was fallen on hard times actor Henry Silva…actually the backstabbing assistant who wanted…

The laughing Italian guy in the sewer served our story to…um…yeah…

And the main theme was staying in the Bronx…rather…leaving the Bronx…rebuilding the Bronx as a futuristic…uh…for um the purpose of…

I have to go lie down.


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Now if only Torgo could show up and throw a wet blanket on Dane Cook as well!


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 8 years ago
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This movie held the distinction of being the most nauseating annoying useless waste of time ever produced by the United Kingdom until Russell Brand…


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 8 years ago
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Mickey, Torgo, and Piers Morgan…...would the least repulsive among you please step forward.

NOT...so fast Piers!


911 - Devil Fish - over 8 years ago
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Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 8 years ago
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Hey, how did this one come out? I was at Jack Taylor’s place down at the beach for the weekend.


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