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Heuristic Analog Rental Mike - over 5 years ago
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It's a cold day for pontooning.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera
    269
  2. Escape 2000
    286
  3. Prince of Space
    491
  4. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  6. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    502
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  9. Time of the Apes
    297
  10. Angels' Revenge
    222
  11. Fugitive Alien
    350
  12. Puma Man
    558
  13. Laserblast
    427
  14. Future War
    284
  15. Pod People
    596
  16. Mighty Jack
    181
  17. Time Chasers
    468
  18. It Conquered the World
    301
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    305
  20. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    357
  22. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    358
  23. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  24. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    291
  25. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  26. The Projected Man
    213
  27. The Space Children
    192
  28. Bride of the Monster
    251
  29. High School Big Shot
    203
  30. Horror of Party Beach
    339
  31. The Day the Earth Froze
    301
  32. Being from Another Planet
    204
  33. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180

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MST Vault II: Pick Ten Shorts
Forum - 6 months ago
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Yeah, another "make-your-fav-list" scenario:

- List ten SHORTS you'd put in a safe place before disaster strikes.
- Any SHORT not put in that vault will be GONE FOREVER - so choose wisely.

Justify choices / explain / give reasons if you like... or not. Up to you.

btw: It's a SMALL vault.

- Only the TOP THREE are **guaranteed** to be saved.
- Cross your fingers on the BOTTOM SEVEN.

- BONUS PANIC-MADNESS: Each installment counts as ONE choice, so if you want to save both "Hired" shorts for example, that'll cost you TWO spots on the list, while all of the "General Hospital" shorts will cost you THREE picks.

Geez! What an Unfair And Psychotic World This Is!
And, oh, crap! No pressure, but...

The Doomsday Clock is ticking even faster than it was before!

Can I make you one last cup of hot cocoa, honey?


Pick ONLY ONE movie from each season
Forum - 6 months ago
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I'm just curious what movies people would pick if you could only watch one movie from each season? Would it be the one with most "laughs" or something else. Speaking personally I have a few favourites that don't have many "laughs" and some that have high ratings I don't much like at all.

Mine are:
1 - The Crawling Eye
2 - Catalina Caper
3 - Gamera (season 3 doesn't have much for me, so this is my least hated lol)
4 - Being From Another Planet
5 - Mitchell
6 - The Creeping Terror
7 - Laserblast (again, no real fave, so least hated)
8 - Space Mutiny (although I adore The Deadly Mantis and can't really choose)
9 - Devil Fish (although Hobgoblins and Werewolf are also tied for first)
10 - Soultaker (yet again, no fave, so least hated)

I've not seen enough of 11 and 12 to make a judgement yet.


MST Vault - Pick Ten Experiments
Forum - 6 months ago
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Yeah, another "make-your-fav-list" scenario:

- List ten eps you'd put in a safe place before disaster strikes.
- Any ep not put in that vault will be GONE FOREVER - so choose wisely.

Justify choices / explain / give reasons if you like... or not. Up to you.

btw: It's a SMALL vault.

- Only the TOP THREE are **guaranteed** to be saved.
- Cross your fingers on the BOTTOM SEVEN.

The Doomsday Clock is ticking.
Can I make you a mug of hot cocoa, honey?


MST3K Wisdom & Advice for All Seasons
Forum - 6 months ago
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Trains are holy, blameless creatures.

[520 - short, Last Clear Chance]


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


NCNL This Week
Forum - 8 months ago
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Many people have spent their time in isolation but could not find that one special ingredient needed. Look no further.


NCNL this week
Forum - 8 months ago
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No image more expresses the outrage in the USA right now.
No comments: no laighs please.
And I will not apologize for the graphic nature of this NCNL.


Happy New Year NCNL 2021
Forum - 9 months ago
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A more traditional New year's greeting to you all. No comments: no laighs.


NCNL Advent Calendar
Forum - 9 months ago
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Party time and everyone's having fun!


Recent Riffs

815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 8 years ago
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Once you taste my schnitzel, I'm sure you will understand.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 8 years ago
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I do not know what we are. Perhaps we are gauchos. ¡Olé!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 8 years ago
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I believe in peanut butter.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 8 years ago
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Cleanup's a breeze thanks to Wind Demon!


302 - Gamera - over 8 years ago
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"His mother died when he was very young."
She was mauled by turtles.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 8 years ago
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Grandma's been talking to the bedding again.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 8 years ago
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Are those Monkey Boy™ jeans you're wearing?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 8 years ago
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You might want to back up. The power of this Honda 60 is pretty overwhelming.


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Man, I love Glendale!


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Are you wearing clean underwear in the afterlife?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 8 years ago
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These Sansabelts are made for action.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 8 years ago
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I'm Richard. I gotta remember that!
I'm so bad with names.