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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  2. Robot Monster
    160
  3. Fugitive Alien
    345
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  9. Girls Town
    307
  10. The Sinister Urge
    223
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  12. The Undead
    250
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  16. The Atomic Brain
    176
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  18. Werewolf
    567
  19. The Touch of Satan
    360
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  22. Cave Dwellers
    463
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  24. The Indestructible Man
    162
  25. Tormented
    229
  26. The Creeping Terror
    267
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267

Recent Comments with recent replies

505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 8 years ago
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That laughing horse is the stuff of nightmares...


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 9 years ago
20 laughs

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This website effin rules.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 8 years ago
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@ 23:05 - Did Crow just say "Take a left at L2"? As in Lagrange Point 2? On the far side of the Moon? Wow, that was nerdy. And awesome!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 7 years ago
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Anyone with an artistic bent wanna draw a "night-eyed cock-mare?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 8 years ago
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I like how Lassie gets top billing ;)


1004 - Future War - over 8 years ago
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Gotta love movie nuns! ;)


911 - Devil Fish - over 8 years ago
4 laughs

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Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 8 years ago
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What's the song Mike played? 'Twas pretty!


906 - The Space Children - over 8 years ago
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How does it pass that the wife is griping on and on about starting a weird new life on the coastline, and then she reveals that she's homesick for San Francisco?


1008 - Final Justice - over 7 years ago
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So wait, did the chick shoot Wilson with a flare gun? That's... badass!


306 - Time of the Apes - over 7 years ago
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"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?


320 - The Unearthly - almost 8 years ago
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hey! get a load of those crow legs! yowzah!!


Recent Riffs

305 - Stranded in Space - over 8 years ago
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"...the Perfect Order." Tom: Burger, fries and a shake.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 8 years ago
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"On second thought it wasn't funny at all..." Oh Adam Sandler!


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 8 years ago
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"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 8 years ago
12 laughs

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Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 8 years ago
21 laughs

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General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 8 years ago
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"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


103 - The Mad Monster - almost 9 years ago
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"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 8 years ago
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Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 9 years ago
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Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


103 - The Mad Monster - almost 8 years ago
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"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


616 - Racket Girls - over 7 years ago
11 laughs

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We love popular songs!


107 - Robot Monster - almost 9 years ago
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She's so cute when she's passed out.