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Kelly Slane

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  2. Robot Monster
    160
  3. Fugitive Alien
    349
  4. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  5. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  6. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  7. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  9. Girls Town
    315
  10. The Sinister Urge
    227
  11. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  12. The Undead
    254
  13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  14. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  15. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  16. The Atomic Brain
    179
  17. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  18. Werewolf
    571
  19. The Touch of Satan
    366
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  21. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  22. Cave Dwellers
    465
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  24. The Indestructible Man
    163
  25. Tormented
    233
  26. The Creeping Terror
    271
  27. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268

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521 - Santa Claus - about 8 years ago
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I love that Crow's eyes fall out and land perfectly on the desk.


WORST DEFINITION OF METAPHYSICIAN EVER
603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 4 years ago
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"In brief, a metaphysician is either a philosopher whose area of expertise is the study of the fundamental nature of reality and existence and/or, more esoterically, a practicing healer/adviser that changes physical reality by working with the principles and powers and ‘things’ that underlie it, and especially the mind or psyche."
Quote from an actual modern person who answers to the title of "metaphysician".
Speaking from someone currently taking a philosophy class, I'd say for the philosopher its basically the mind-body argument. Which exists, do both exist, what's more important, etc. Every philosopher will have a metaphysical position, i.e. where they fall on the mind-body argument, and SOME OF THEM DEFINITELY BELIEVE YOU ARE DEAD WHEN YOU DIE. They would be the materialists, those who fall on the body side of the argument.
So: there exist Metaphysicians who would HUGELY debate the "Metaphysician" in this film.
(Philosophy is awesome, everyone should take at least one class in it!)


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - about 8 years ago
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That laughing horse is the stuff of nightmares...


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 9 years ago
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This website effin rules.


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 9 years ago
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@ 23:05 - Did Crow just say "Take a left at L2"? As in Lagrange Point 2? On the far side of the Moon? Wow, that was nerdy. And awesome!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 8 years ago
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Anyone with an artistic bent wanna draw a "night-eyed cock-mare?"


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 9 years ago
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I like how Lassie gets top billing ;)


1004 - Future War - almost 9 years ago
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Gotta love movie nuns! ;)


911 - Devil Fish - almost 9 years ago
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Was this originally supposed to be a light porn movie, but the director decided to try to make it an actual movie instead?


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 9 years ago
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What's the song Mike played? 'Twas pretty!


906 - The Space Children - almost 9 years ago
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How does it pass that the wife is griping on and on about starting a weird new life on the coastline, and then she reveals that she's homesick for San Francisco?


1008 - Final Justice - almost 8 years ago
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So wait, did the chick shoot Wilson with a flare gun? That's... badass!


Recent Riffs

305 - Stranded in Space - about 9 years ago
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"...the Perfect Order." Tom: Burger, fries and a shake.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - almost 9 years ago
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"On second thought it wasn't funny at all..." Oh Adam Sandler!


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 8 years ago
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"Your heart's showing!" I should plug that hole...


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 9 years ago
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Wow, that was one unstable octopus!


311 - It Conquered the World - about 9 years ago
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General Nuisance. Major Indifference. Colonel... Popcorn.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 8 years ago
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"You find that ironical?" No riff required.


103 - The Mad Monster - about 9 years ago
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"What good can come from tampering with the normal laws of nature?" Joel: "Teflon?" Tom: "Microwave milkshakes?" Crow: "Room air fresheners!"


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 9 years ago
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Uhhh, whose woods these.... I think know... uhh.....


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 9 years ago
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Ooh! Must've edited the crap out of this thing.


103 - The Mad Monster - over 8 years ago
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"I'm in love and you're drinking from her!"


616 - Racket Girls - about 8 years ago
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We love popular songs!


107 - Robot Monster - about 9 years ago
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She's so cute when she's passed out.