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Favorite Episodes

  1. Final Justice
    280
  2. Diabolik
    220
  3. Mighty Jack
    181
  4. Fugitive Alien
    349
  5. The Last Chase
    40
  6. City on Fire
    53
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  8. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  9. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  10. Devil Doll
    261
  11. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    311
  12. The Creeping Terror
    271
  13. Beginning of the End
    290
  14. Space Mutiny
    952
  15. It Conquered the World
    301
  16. Puma Man
    557
  17. The Beatniks
    199
  18. Revenge of the Mysterons From Mars
    38
  19. Gamera vs. Zigra
    31
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  21. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  22. Gamera vs. Gaos
    34
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  24. Avalanche
    46
  25. Avalanche
    46
  26. Laserblast
    426
  27. Soultaker
    405
  28. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  29. The Killer Shrews
    270
  30. The Starfighters
    255
  31. Alien from L.A.
    290
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  33. Time of the Apes
    297
  34. The Space Children
    192
  35. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  36. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  37. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  38. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  39. Teenage Caveman
    159
  40. Operation Double 007
    253
  41. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  42. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  43. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  44. Teenage Strangler
    336
  45. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    12
  46. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  47. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  48. Superdome
    47
  49. The Land that Time Forgot
    23
  50. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  51. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  52. Ring of Terror
    204
  53. Angels' Revenge
    222
  54. The Loves of Hercules
    17
  55. Yongary
    26
  56. At the Earth's Core
    21
  57. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180
  58. Atlantic Rim
    19
  59. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290
  60. Ator
    14
  61. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  62. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  63. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  64. The Slime People
    130
  65. Escape 2000
    286
  66. Manhunt in Space
    177
  67. The Human Duplicators
    222
  68. The Mad Monster
    149
  69. The Deadly Bees
    237
  70. Master Ninja II
    168
  71. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  72. The Indestructible Man
    163
  73. Wild Rebels
    180
  74. Robot Monster
    160
  75. Lost Continent
    266
  76. Crash of the Moons
    180
  77. Rocketship X-M
    303
  78. Rocket Attack USA
    164
  79. The Leech Woman
    255
  80. Eegah
    417
  81. Project Moonbase
    125
  82. Gamera
    268
  83. Daddy-O
    263
  84. 12 to the Moon
    221
  85. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  86. The Skydivers
    284
  87. Phase IV
    65
  88. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  89. The Rebel Set
    169
  90. Being from Another Planet
    204
  91. City Limits
    183
  92. The Projected Man
    212
  93. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  94. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  95. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  96. Quest of the Delta Knights
    284
  97. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  98. The Black Scorpion
    134
  99. Hercules
    161
  100. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  101. Invasion USA
    191
  102. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  103. The Violent Years
    179
  104. The Undead
    254
  105. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  106. Squirm
    257
  107. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  108. Jungle Goddess
    201
  109. Time Chasers
    467
  110. Village of the Giants
    209
  111. The Brute Man
    233
  112. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  113. Stranded in Space
    139
  114. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  115. The Sinister Urge
    227
  116. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    222
  117. The Crawling Hand
    172
  118. Cave Dwellers
    465
  119. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  120. Robot Holocaust
    171
  121. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  122. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  123. Tormented
    233
  124. Mitchell
    616
  125. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  126. San Francisco International
    283
  127. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  128. The Day the Earth Froze
    301
  129. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  130. The Mole People
    221
  131. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  132. Code Name Diamond Head
    200
  133. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  134. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    237
  135. Jack Frost
    362
  136. Pod People
    595
  137. King Dinosaur
    211
  138. Radar Secret Service
    235
  139. Santa Claus
    315
  140. Girls Town
    315
  141. First Spaceship on Venus
    167
  142. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  143. Future War
    283
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    222
  145. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  146. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  147. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  148. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  149. Werewolf
    571
  150. Catalina Caper
    290
  151. High School Big Shot
    203
  152. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  153. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  154. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  155. Terror from the Year 5000
    261
  156. Hercules Unchained
    198
  157. The Amazing Transparent Man
    150
  158. SST: Death Flight
    83
  159. Gorgo
    189
  160. Space Travelers
    159
  161. It Lives by Night
    181
  162. Master Ninja I
    274
  163. Gunslinger
    173
  164. Bride of the Monster
    251
  165. Devil Fish
    279
  166. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    256
  167. Hamlet
    187
  168. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  169. The Crawling Eye
    280
  170. The Screaming Skull
    300
  171. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  172. The Magic Sword
    217
  173. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  174. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  175. Bloodlust
    194
  176. The She-Creature
    184
  177. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  178. The Phantom Planet
    233
  179. Riding with Death
    424
  180. The Atomic Brain
    179
  181. Moon Zero Two
    219
  182. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295

Recent Comments with recent replies

406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 3 years ago
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200th Laugh! Wow! Jeepers! Hotdog!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 3 years ago
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No dairy products were harmed in the making of this film.


806 - The Undead - over 2 years ago
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The innkeeper looks like a pudgi(er) Jack Black, or the chunky feller from Attack of the Giant Leeches.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 3 years ago
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The movie is hilariously bad, the riffs are solid and the host segments are great. Tied with Avalanche as my favorite from this season.


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This is one of those episodes that I really like but I can't put my finger exactly on why. My favorite Season 1 ep. is Moon Zero Two, officially, technically and for all intents and purposes, but I just can't stop coming back to this one.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 3 years ago
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Sometimes the host segments were so joyously weird.

" Mr Mooney I'm not funny Waaaaaaah"


904 - Werewolf - over 2 years ago
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The Riffing was great. Host segments were great. The movie could have used some Johnny Longbow.


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 3 years ago
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The Killer Shrew Drink. I'm getting diabetes just watching Joel mix it


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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"What's the next trend going to be? Neofascism? Bank failures? Self surgery?" as far as predicting the future goes, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.


Best beginner episodes?
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So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?


1012 - Squirm - about 2 years ago
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The short makes for a great double feature with RT's Goodbye Weeds.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 2 years ago
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One of the few episodes I can't finish. BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON YET, MASTER! YOU HEAR? NOT TODAY!


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - over 2 years ago
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Mother! One of my classmates died in the Kiln today, Mother.


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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He's showing off his Ray Bolger physique


K20 - The Last Chase - almost 8 years ago
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Ichabod Crane's School for Boys!


K16 - City on Fire - almost 8 years ago
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Where is that damn violin?


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 8 years ago
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Canada, our mortal enemy!


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The Storage Locker of Dr. Caligari.


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No one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampf before.


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Ooooh and Joan Collins in checked into the boards.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 8 years ago
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This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode.


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - almost 8 years ago
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The Mole People have been a great source of strength.


K16 - City on Fire - almost 8 years ago
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It's okay they're menthols.


K16 - City on Fire - almost 8 years ago
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She's hammered!