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Favorite Episodes

  1. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  3. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  4. The Touch of Satan
    360
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  6. Final Justice
    278
  7. Teenage Strangler
    332
  8. Ring of Terror
    201
  9. Eegah
    412
  10. The Skydivers
    279
  11. Beginning of the End
    286
  12. High School Big Shot
    200
  13. The Rebel Set
    167
  14. The Beatniks
    196
  15. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  16. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  17. City Limits
    181
  18. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  19. 12 to the Moon
    219
  20. Girls Town
    307
  21. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  22. The Phantom Planet
    232
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  24. Space Travelers
    158
  25. The Leech Woman
    251
  26. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  28. Time of the Apes
    294
  29. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  30. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  31. Moon Zero Two
    215
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  33. Project Moonbase
    123
  34. Laserblast
    422
  35. The Black Scorpion
    133
  36. The Screaming Skull
    295
  37. Santa Claus
    312
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  39. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  40. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  41. The Space Children
    190
  42. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  43. The Deadly Bees
    233
  44. It Lives by Night
    179
  45. Pod People
    590
  46. Tormented
    229
  47. Squirm
    254
  48. City on Fire
    52
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  50. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  51. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  52. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  53. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  55. Puma Man
    552
  56. The Violent Years
    177
  57. The Unearthly
    209
  58. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  59. The Slime People
    127
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  61. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  62. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  63. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  64. Soultaker
    400
  65. Escape 2000
    278
  66. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  67. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  68. Bride of the Monster
    247
  69. Space Mutiny
    946
  70. Time Chasers
    465
  71. Future War
    281
  72. Prince of Space
    488
  73. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  74. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  75. San Francisco International
    279
  76. Gamera
    262
  77. Devil Doll
    259
  78. Gorgo
    186
  79. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    304
  80. Devil Fish
    275
  81. Alien from L.A.
    286
  82. Village of the Giants
    205
  83. The Atomic Brain
    176
  84. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  85. Bloodlust
    193
  86. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  87. The Creeping Terror
    267
  88. The Deadly Mantis
    232
  89. Invasion USA
    188
  90. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  91. SST: Death Flight
    83
  92. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  93. Riding with Death
    420
  94. The Starfighters
    252
  95. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  96. Mitchell
    612
  97. Werewolf
    567
  98. Master Ninja I
    273
  99. Master Ninja II
    167
  100. Teenage Caveman
    156
  101. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  102. The Killer Shrews
    266
  103. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  104. Fugitive Alien
    345
  105. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  106. Rocketship X-M
    301
  107. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  108. The Brute Man
    230
  109. Robot Holocaust
    169
  110. Robot Monster
    160
  111. It Conquered the World
    299
  112. King Dinosaur
    209
  113. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  114. The Magic Sword
    213
  115. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    51
  116. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  117. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  118. Hercules
    160
  119. Being from Another Planet
    201
  120. Invaders from the Deep
    42
  121. Lost Continent
    262
  122. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  123. The She-Creature
    180
  124. The Mad Monster
    149
  125. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  126. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  127. Hobgoblins
    417
  128. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  129. Cave Dwellers
    463
  130. Mighty Jack
    179
  131. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  132. Radar Secret Service
    234
  133. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  134. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  135. Jack Frost
    358
  136. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  137. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  138. The Indestructible Man
    162
  139. Hangar 18
    50
  140. The Undead
    250
  141. Manhunt in Space
    175
  142. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  143. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  144. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  145. Diabolik
    219
  146. The Crawling Eye
    278
  147. The Sinister Urge
    223
  148. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  149. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  150. The Sidehackers
    222
  151. Gamera vs. Zigra
    185
  152. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  153. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  154. The Mole People
    216
  155. Angels' Revenge
    218
  156. The Human Duplicators
    216
  157. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270

Recent Comments with recent replies

We are so sorry, Bill.
1009 - Hamlet - over 6 years ago
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Closing credits: "You have seen Hamlet by William Shakespeare"

They LIE!... this is not by William Shakespeare. Sure they use some of his lines. The basic plot is by Bill, other than that....

I am sure the trimming for MST3K helped remove a lot of the lines, but... Rosencrantz and Guildenstern don't even have a line in this production. They are not even mentioned by name. Pelonious never instructs his kids to avoid work in the financial industry. In the original play, Hamlet discusses suicide BEFORE he instructs Ophilia to become a sister == or a whore (I know. I mentioned that already as a response to one of the notes in here, but..). I, personally, believe that Bill would NOT be offended by this episode. I think that, if he were still here, he would have gladly sat in with Mike 'n da bots and tossed in a few of his own riffs.


813 - Jack Frost - almost 6 years ago
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It disturbs me how Ivanushka(?) is instantly attracted to a 12 year-old girl.


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 8 years ago
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Drinking game: take a shot every time a group of characters run somewhere.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 4 years ago
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So a single year will allow the wild herd to replenish its population? Even if the horses were getting it on like rabbits, gestation still takes 11 months.
Unless... These are MUTANT wild horses! Within a year, they'll have overrun the valley, all the grass will be gone, and the townspeople live in fear of the day horses discover the taste of human flesh. Now let's watch THAT movie!


909 - Gorgo - about 7 years ago
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Towards the end, the guy shouting "Repent!" with the It's The End sign gets knocked down and trampled, presumably to death. It's a nice little bit of poetic irony. However, his death is done in such a rush of quick, very bad edits that it really makes me wonder why Leonard Maltin liked this movie.
Mike even points this out a minute or two later: "You know, I think the editing philosophy of this movie was 'don't stay on anything too long, it doesn't look good enough.'"


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 8 years ago
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...That rocketship is totally a vibrator. My God.


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 5 years ago
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I hate James Bond films. (I don't see the appeal, I don't understand the appeal.) To me, this movie is actually a step up. In a lateral sort of fashion.


612 - The Starfighters - almost 6 years ago
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I've come to a conclusion: this movie was a subtle yet damning critique of the AIr Force and the F-104 in particular. It boldly declared: There is nothing interesting about joining the Air Force! These F-104s are a massive waste of taxpayer money!


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So the sexually repressed fortune teller makes "zombies" at the drop of a hat and to help cover up she stole an alcoholic possibly transgendered dancers make up.... Because.... That's what you do apparently when you can't get jimmy cricket for a concience but instead rely on the deer tick on your face.


103 - The Mad Monster - almost 7 years ago
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Sam Newfield and Sigmund Neufeld--ala Lost Continent. What a team.


207 - Wild Rebels - about 4 years ago
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When everyone's sharing the same "chick" you may as well skip the middleman and just swap saliva with each other.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 7 years ago
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I swear Kevin Murphy must've just *loved* to do this show. He's all over the place and is easily my favorite on the show. Servo, Bobo, the Nanites, the voices, etc.


Recent Riffs

807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 8 years ago
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Let's chip in and buy this movie a light.


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 2 years ago
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Don't forget to ride towards traffic!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 8 years ago
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You know, there's nothing quite as pretty on a sunlit day as arterial spray on the white snow.


907 - Hobgoblins - over 4 years ago
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You know, Mike, one thing I learned from this movie is that Daphne is a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago
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"Open it!" No... I've got... the keys... down here...


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 3 years ago
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I'm drunk too, meow.


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"Please don't go." Your hair won't clear the door.


419 - The Rebel Set - over 3 years ago
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Johnny's hydroplane disintegrates on impact.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 3 years ago
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Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for people who almost die every week...


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"Now I can brown-nose myself."


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 4 years ago
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Isn't one Gene Fowler enough? Couldn't they have stopped?


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 4 years ago
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Who's the doughy man on our porch step?