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Carl Schulz IV

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Skydivers
    285
  2. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  3. Racket Girls
    192
  4. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  5. High School Big Shot
    203
  6. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  7. Laserblast
    428
  8. The Leech Woman
    255
  9. The Undead
    257
  10. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  11. The She-Creature
    185
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  13. Jack Frost
    368
  14. Riding with Death
    426
  15. Space Mutiny
    959
  16. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  17. Devil Doll
    263
  18. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  19. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  20. The Sidehackers
    224
  21. Pod People
    596
  22. Tormented
    235
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  24. Eegah
    416
  25. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  26. Girls Town
    319
  27. The Creeping Terror
    271
  28. Bloodlust
    196
  29. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  30. The Brute Man
    239
  31. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  32. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  33. Prince of Space
    494
  34. Werewolf
    576
  35. The Touch of Satan
    369
  36. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  37. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  38. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293

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512 - Mitchell - over 6 years ago
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Anyone else here because of Fantasy Fiction?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 8 years ago
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You know a movie has bad dialog when the guys are able to use it almost verbatim in a sketch.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 8 years ago
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I think Crow's deposition in this episode might be my favorite bit from any MST3K.


Recent Riffs

814 - Riding with Death - over 8 years ago
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"'Comin' up on your mud flaps.' People have such cute names for sex."


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The kid's figuring out all the plot holes.


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"Let's try… escalate access." YEAH! LET'S TRY THAT!


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What's that? Kill myself? Okay, not a problem.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 8 years ago
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Otis of Mayberry had a quiet dignity compared to these guys.


814 - Riding with Death - almost 8 years ago
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Stupid crash-hungry-crackers comin' through!


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Uhn… nipples… too small. Too dark and upsetting!


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The lesson: Have sex with a fortune telling gypsy if she demands it.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 8 years ago
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"What is this, a joke!?"
Are you a clown? Do you amuse me?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 8 years ago
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"First I think I'll get you some fresh water." And pour it over your slutty face.


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Hah hah hah hah! "I caught you, you bitch!"


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 8 years ago
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Oh my, it is the man. I hope we don't get carted off to the big house!