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Favorite Episodes

  1. Werewolf
    578
  2. Moon Zero Two
    223
  3. Gamera vs. Zigra
    189
  4. Gamera vs. Gaos
    162
  5. Teenage Caveman
    162
  6. Prince of Space
    499
  7. Crash of the Moons
    181
  8. Earth vs. the Spider
    220
  9. First Spaceship on Venus
    170
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    260
  11. Cave Dwellers
    470
  12. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    367
  13. Being from Another Planet
    206
  14. City on Fire
    54
  15. The Screaming Skull
    304
  16. The Leech Woman
    256
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    730

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Forum - over 9 years ago
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I just can't push th #&*!$ button...seriously I could Finnish several seasons by watching one or two movies,but they sound sooooo bad. I feel like Im trying to work up the courage to punch myself in the junk. For example "Untamed youth" someone tell me this ain't as bad as it sounds,cause Im guessing some kids drink some beers and smoke cigs,And kiss in the back seat for an hour and a half,and season one was kinda slow anyway.
"Wild Rebels"/"Hellcats" for basically the same reason in season 2.
Now season 3 is kind of different, its"Master ninja 1&2" that are stopping me dead. Can anybody tell me if this was a series(a really crappy one)back in the 80s. I swear I remember the old guy ninja. In the 7th grade,pro wrestling had more believability than that show.
Hats off Matt,I thought it would take sir Edmund Hillary to climb that Mt. Everest of poo that is season six.
So...if Im missing a real gem here,let me know....and is there a title or two you just can't bring yourself to watch?
I think I'll give space mutiny a try,or maybe just poke myself in the eye.


618 - High School Big Shot - over 9 years ago
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When she sticks her tongue out and servo cracks "no thanks, i use toilet paper"... wow. if only i had that baby in grade two. hmmm... how do i bait someone into sticking their tongue out?


K04 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 10 years ago
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Riffing seems awfully slow on these episodes.


K09 - Phase IV - almost 10 years ago
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Watching this movie is a lot like watching paint dry!


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 9 years ago
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You know you're doing something wrong if the elusive alien vulnerability that you take the whole movie to discover is "Of course! We'll bombard them with napalm!"


109 - Project Moonbase - over 9 years ago
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According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


...And in this corner!!!
Forum - almost 6 years ago
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Which MST movie characters have you always wanted to see duel it out in a battle of strength/wits? Reply with your match-up, then people can speculate on the outcome in the comments!
Sure, there's Gamera vs. Godzilla...but who the hell cares, my picks would be more like Mitchell vs. Krenshaw, Prince of Space vs. Jet Jaguar, etc. Good times.


K16 - City on Fire - about 8 years ago
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I kind of like the slower pace of the first season or two. There aren't as many big laughs but they're still laid back enjoyable episodes, especially when the movie isn't half bad.


K16 - City on Fire - almost 7 years ago
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This movie is SO dark. I actually found a couple of scenes disturbing. The crispy critters have some really good makeup effects, and the CPR scene on the person going into shock and vomiting is just brutal. The movie was actually good at what it was trying to be, and seemed to outshine the riffing. I'd daresay even the crew was pretty staggered by the last half of the film, as they got pretty quiet as well.


111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 10 years ago
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exactly what it would have looked like if we had colonized the moon in "69" but "green" cheesier.


Top 3 Movies
Forum - about 6 years ago
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I've known my two favorite movies for years now, but I've finally decided on my third favorite. What are your favorite movies?


113 - The Black Scorpion - over 9 years ago
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Hey! A weenie roast!


Recent Riffs

805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 10 years ago
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Now remember,you walked into a painting of a door. Ok?


901 - The Projected Man - almost 10 years ago
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I declare this movie suddenly great!


203 - Jungle Goddess - over 9 years ago
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Someone oughta spank that monkey.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 8 years ago
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"Yes darling,come as soon as you can..." THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY DO!


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 8 years ago
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Honkshew honkshew


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 9 years ago
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Skipper!!!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 10 years ago
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I don't know where my friend went but there's a pile of poop here with shoes in it.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 10 years ago
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Mom,if the U.N. calls I'm playing with my slot car.


301 - Cave Dwellers - almost 10 years ago
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Tits all over,eh,I mean,it's all over for you Ator!
I know we've been breast....BEST friends.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 9 years ago
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I used to love alotta
Your medulla oblongata


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Good morning! Good morning!


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 10 years ago
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lets watch the kids go to their fate
they'll disappear into the woods
it will be days before they're found
"Corn Job" will be blamed