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Alyssa Who Will Not Be Named
In Reading, PA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Radar Secret Service
    233
  2. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  3. The Touch of Satan
    360
  4. Catalina Caper
    286
  5. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  6. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  7. The Starfighters
    252
  8. Cave Dwellers
    463
  9. Riding with Death
    420
  10. Space Mutiny
    944
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  12. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  13. Mitchell
    612
  14. Pod People
    590
  15. The Leech Woman
    251
  16. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  17. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  18. Time Chasers
    465
  19. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  21. Space Travelers
    158
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  23. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  24. Soultaker
    399
  25. Devil Fish
    275
  26. Hercules Unchained
    196
  27. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  28. Laserblast
    421
  29. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  30. Squirm
    254
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  32. City Limits
    181
  33. Werewolf
    567
  34. Eegah
    412
  35. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  36. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  38. Hercules
    160
  39. The Hellcats
    122
  40. The Sidehackers
    222
  41. Beginning of the End
    286
  42. Prince of Space
    488
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  44. Hobgoblins
    417
  45. Puma Man
    552
  46. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  47. The Phantom Planet
    232
  48. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  49. Daddy-O
    260
  50. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  51. Angels' Revenge
    218
  52. San Francisco International
    279
  53. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  54. The Atomic Brain
    176
  55. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  56. Operation Double 007
    247
  57. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  58. Racket Girls
    185
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  60. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  61. The Unearthly
    209
  62. Teenage Strangler
    332
  63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  64. The Crawling Hand
    171
  65. The Killer Shrews
    266
  66. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  67. Rocketship X-M
    300
  68. Hamlet
    186
  69. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  70. Bride of the Monster
    247
  71. The Black Scorpion
    133
  72. Gunslinger
    171
  73. Alien from L.A.
    286
  74. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  75. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  76. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  77. It Conquered the World
    299
  78. Gorgo
    186
  79. Ring of Terror
    201
  80. Terror from the Year 5000
    259
  81. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  82. Jungle Goddess
    197
  83. The Creeping Terror
    267
  84. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  85. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  86. Escape 2000
    278
  87. Being from Another Planet
    201
  88. Village of the Giants
    205
  89. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158

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911 - Devil Fish - about 8 years ago
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The cringe factor of the sex scenes in this is off the charts. Especially with the Darryl Hannah Stick.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 7 years ago
6 laughs

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I LOVE the special relationship between Calgon and his little Lobster Boy...is that guy his bodyguard? Stylist? Personal Trainer? Lifestyle coach?


13 laughs

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


911 - Devil Fish - about 7 years ago
2 laughs

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A lot of gags about the skinny lady in this one


305 - Stranded in Space - about 4 years ago
4 laughs

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What made this episode worth watching was the riffs on the grandpa shooting up constantly. "Grandpa with the golden arm" and "He's a good friend, a little messed up, but he's good".


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 9 years ago
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Say what you like about Space Mutiny... And really, by all means say what you like... But it at least has something resembling a plot. Compare this to say... Starfighters. It gives Mike and the Bots an extra layer of something to chew on. And this is flat out a far better episode than Starfighters. It even has discernible characters too, rather than cardboard cut-outs. The characters in Starfighters aren't even cyphers. They're just two-ply. Less fuel to the fire.


But nothing lasts for ever. Only loveeeee pads the film.
202 - The Sidehackers - over 6 years ago
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R.I.P Rommel's gf. She was just another victim of mass media's tired but true ways of stirring up drama and man pain by humiliating/tormenting/killing a women in the "hero's" life.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 7 years ago
9 laughs

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Baggy, unshaven face antihero needs his anxiety meds adjusted. Even his puffiness looks like over prescribed anti psychotics.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 7 years ago
5 laughs

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Is there any semi-logical reason why Curly shot Justine's wife when she suggested they go back? Every time I watch this episode, I try to understand it, but I don't. They had said they were going straight. The car broke down. She suggested they go back. It makes sense. There's not much sense in trying to go on with a faulty car. So...let's shoot her? What? WHY?


401 - Space Travelers - over 4 years ago
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The riffs during the wives saying goodbye to their astronauts...are perfection. This episode is a total sleeper


204 - Catalina Caper - over 4 years ago
1 laugh

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Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


1012 - Squirm - over 4 years ago
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Squirm. Or:All the worst white people in the entire world with the possible exception of Dick Cheney.


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